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Except more autistically. | Is that possible? | |
Hello, just jumping in the thread to ask you what exactly doea the sentence mean, if you don't mind of course. Could you please explain it or refer me to somewhere so I can learn? | Holy shit, yeah find out what options are. What are you even doing here if you don’t know? This time where you come to start trading this is where you come after you have learned and are ready To bet the house. We’re gamblers not investment teachers | |
Bragging about steroids, we got a badass over here. | Call me a soy boy and I will correct you. Don’t be jealous of my physique. | |
You mean Boston scientific. Boston Dynamics is privately owned by Softbank. | Being an Autist makes my life pretty tough | |
You think we'll retest the highs before Wed fed meeting? | I’m not a fucking wizard. The only we reach the highs is if I fucking sell before the come up like always lul | |
Do you hold them overnight? | I held them over the weekend. Was shitting myself. | |
It was kind of you to martyr yourself for them, but honestly they didn’t need your help. Sorry about your tendies. | Welp, back to having sleep for dinner. | |
lol, wtf are these guys doing. first snap, now fit. | gotta pump to dump my nigga | |
I guess we really do get the flairs we deserve... | Nice try | |
I should sell my shares then huh | Yes that would help | |
you can't buy $MU calls with $10 | Why not | |
I'm already down $12, this is exciting. | *I’m in danger* | |
I think they're trying to make a breakthrough in Internet of Things. | Fairly unsuccessfully so far | |
Ha | I see Sunday was the low in futures, what the hell were you trading. nevermind I see it. Just trade /ES | |
Even for $195 calls? Just seems so far OTM now. I’m a sadboi. | Does it really? I cashed out up 100% | |
I don't know about Intel, but I have some news for you about IBM. | Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles | |
did you listen to her talking? I dont want to hear her while banging. | Do you mean to tell me that you both browse WSB and that you are in the position to turn down sex because of how a bitch sounds? Teach me | |
you could probably lose money faster by owning both long and short leveraged ETFs | Start a 16x leveraged ETF that's a portfolio of randomly selected (Wizdaddy) leveraged ETF's | |
It was a question... | Theta decay is probably gonna crush you unless there's a pop in the next few days | |
They don’t have the money haha.. what do you think this is R/ trustfunders? No it’s dude betting all they can | He's in vanguard so I doubt he couldn't come up with another $1k to cut his down by 40%. All of my big gains came from buying when my positions were red. | |
No you both | Now kes ... | |
1M$ can buy you like 1/4 of a yacht, without a crew or a chef for tendies. | Oh shit. Then I'd take the mill and buy puts on TSLA. $250 strike, expiring... Idk, like 6 months from now. | |
Naked weeklies only | this guy fucks | |
Even a robot can't get a decent hairline these days. | What about Elon Muskbot? | |
It's just a little bit of cancer tho | >Just getting a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell Mom not to worry. | |
Wtf is this 2004? That gambling news is ancient history. | CLICK HERE TO LEARN HOW TWO MIT GRADUATES STARTED A SMALL COMPANY THAT'S DISRUPTING A 200 BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY | |
Iq will hit 80$ | I don't think so, have you seen the website? Looks like crap. I can't even read the writing. | |
This. Why would I lock myself into a closed streaming ecosystem when there's an agnostic device available? Roku doesn't care what service I'm using to stream. The others don't have a head-phone jack built into the remote either, and that thing is awesome when I'm trying to binge The Expanse while my wife is sitting next me reading the entire PBS 'Great American Read' book list. | The nvidia shield tv beats out the roku in every way... 3.5mm jack on the remote, 4K hdr, 7.1, nvidia gamestreaming. | |
Embarrassing amount of MU. All in on MU or nothing. | Update. I now own a full 12 shares. Still a fag but less faggish? | |
Ok buddy! | I’m not your buddy, guy! | |
sleeze to squeeze | Willy to wonka | |
Take your 2 contracts and go | It's so accurate I hate me | |
Can't you contact Robinhood and suggest serving up some ads? | That would be fucking hilarious if robinhood ended up advertising on wizdaddy haha | |
We will see lol | Ya, I am just watching from the side line. I think you guys are golden as long your calls aren’t ridiculous otm. | |
thanks for the advice, I've been watching the theta.. I've just been contemplating YOLO'ing through earnings, not really sure thats a profitable strategy.. | I think we'll see a run up going into earnings and if not, I'm definitely holding through earnings. Just hoping it doesn't trade sideways to earnings and then drop to low 50s after. That would really suck. | |
Still whoosh over my head lol :( | I can’t help you then. You should read up on options. | |
I'm holding, but I'm degenerate as fuck | How will Target be affected by those things? If the fed says they will increase more times than expected, then potentially people will be spending less overall, but it seems like big purchases like cars and houses would be more greatly affected. | |
hahah $GLW ain't moving till end of year or until they announce the new glass for the phones of the future.. | You know that they manufacture a shit ton of fiber optic communications right? | |
Worked for me too. First time I did something so impulsively | I got puts | |
$2.78 | Shiit. Yah i shoulda grabbed those. | |
Their software is supposed to be 27x better now, but wtf do I know. | Own the cheap fitbit for my health insurance, it's pretty nifty can't lie | |
I remember when I was poor and used to build PCs with AMD processors. | Don't forget the ATI GPUs from the '90s that AMD bought up in the mid '00s. Good times. | |
I've made mistakes like this before. I once crossed a $10 spread in AH trading... | This kills the portfolio | |
People on this sub will manage to lose money being visa bulls. | Can confirm. I lost money on V today lol | |
Found the retarded putholder | Your powers of detection are.. very weak. | |
Sorry, I think you misunderstood. I said it won’t play a “broadly” significant clinical role. Extra emphasis on broadly | This guy autists | |
Same | Haha | |
It'll be an FD \- just give it time. Come July 13th when its out of the money. | Deep out of the money. | |
Can't wait. | It’s up. | |
My CRSP avg is right around 45 after averaging up, so I don't feel too bad yet. | You think they still have a chance with the cancer thing? I mean, everything is cancerous nowadays anyway so... | |
1400 unrealized. Stay strong, fam. | Was down a grand. Hoped for a pick up today but said fuck it and sold before it went worthless | |
Trading for about the last 5 years. First two years I did shitty. 90% loss and and like 20% loss. Since then have come back with roe of about 18, 20, 21, and current 60 % returns | Hey can I have an invite to yolo fds and futures with you and your crew | |
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Well I was gonna include a link in each option to the web UI of Robinhood so you can more easily buy it. Maybe I'll get in touch haha. | For sure do that. It’ll streamline the losses lol | |
Youve done it before, you know how to do it. I know you will. We’re all gonna make it brah. | Thank you. I just need patience. We'll have our steak on our yacht someday :D | |
We gonna find out in “a minute”. | Just like how you did OP mum | |
Not sure if it's going to collapse immediately but I sold my calls today for 200% gain | good work | |
Well hey when you explain it like a condescending asshole it makes it all the more valuable.... right?... right? | When you make incorrect Asshole dollar store remarks, you get Asshole answers. | |
Two analysts both publish bearish articles and let each other know ahead of time so the other one can short it. | Plz no | |
..and when it hits 16? | I drive into a guard rail at 100+ mph in a high speed car chase after stealing a Nintendo switch from Bestbuy | |
I would rather have the $14k in cocaine.... 😅 | Sometimes the rush is better, a lot of times the rush is better. | |
Yeah.. the taxes sucked. Good news this year, probably no taxes lol | Count on that. | |
Dude, trumps a known champion level wrestler. You don’t wanna get in the cell with him | In 2018, Donald Trump threw my tendies off of Hell in a Cell plummeting 15 feet through an announcer's table. | |
Honestly, wtf. | Press take dump and wank, never go in fully loaded | |
Lik 98% reason Stock. I’ve just got into options the last month or two. Mixed results on them lol I seem to do better writing calls than buying them or puts | Well done. I would definitely be interested in checking out that discord once summer rolls around if you don't mind. I don't work in the summer so I have a ton of free time. | |
I fucked up last week too. I bought the weakness on sfix, but sold at 22.36 for a 55k profit cause I was too busy w my day job to pay attention. She ran up to 26.3. I shorted it tho, hoping for a pull back to 21-20 for another 60k in profit. | Man, I locked in Tesla today for a measly 2.3K, when last week it was 9.8K... | |
Someone should write up an actual thesis on why Martin shkreli should be pardoned and we can meme it into existence | 'He dindu nuffin' | |
It is reassuring that we’ve got experts to tell us that crazy-looking people do indeed look crazy. | Psychopaths are very overrepresented in CEOs, she's just a particularly creepy one. | |
A little under a million, though I only trade with a quarter of that. The rest is in pansy ass mutual funds and CDs so I don’t blow the account. | LJM was a mutual fund that blew up. Nothing is safe. | |
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WTF did I just read? | Gay agenda | |
June 5th I was early to the party. | What the fuck? Only you and this filipino guy I know buy $FIT pre-Citron. | |
I don't know man, if I had to pick a streaming device that will still be around and supported in the next 10-15 years the Shield would be at the bottom of the list. | The Shield is still supported? | |
Next earnings should be spicy AF | Good time to sell before the earnings announcement? | |
Public companies | seriously who the fuck ever is dumb enough to give this lizard bitch money deserves to lose everything | |
gotta pump to dump my nigga | when dump? | |
He used a bot to randomly pick an option to buy and then he entered the wrong information when making the trade. | How smart is this bot..........? 🤔 | |
there was a large sell-off when it hit $15.85 around 3:30 | the entire tech sector took a shit though | |
You are misinformed. | No he's not. Vega is a larger die that consumes way more power and needs fucking hbm to even scratch the heels of gp104. Nvidia is launching new gpunarchitecture soon and all.akd has is 7nm vega | |
It is not. It's overhyped, and there is no way of knowing whether the existing companies will ever pass clinical studies. Eventually there will probably be a good medical use for it, but these companies may not even be around when that happens. | BUT it's a meme stock. That's worth something. | |
No, its just legalized crack. | are you retarded | |
how are you mentally? do you have loved ones nearby you can lean on for support? | I....I've been better. If MU isn't a fag I will be happy. | |
if i wanna play long, is it too late to buy @today's price 252? i guess after earnings it will fall at least 10$ ? | Not sure to be honest. I think it'll still go up the next couple days but of course that's just me guessing. | |
All of them, at the same time. | at the same time!? | |
What if instead of doing nothing all day you whipped up a better backend for wizdaddy with AI and stuff thatd be neat | No. What you say is heresy. Wizdaddy is perfect as is. Getting NXPI calls because of him today. We'll see how that goes. | |
Cause OP is a fag and wants to trick us. I was just pointing out that the interest doesn't matter to OP, not that you were stupid to point out the interest. | Ahh sorry bro | |
Check the death cross of the 50 day MA under the 200 day MA | Yeah. But I’m not big on technicals except when they support my theory on a stock. AMATs business is just too good for it to drop lower. | |
$7/20 $140c? | We ride or die together | |
Maybe | Good enough for me | |
Hitler signed a very comprehensive document with Stalin. | The Ribbentrop Pact was to buy time | |
You don't need good coffee if your average customer is just there for the sugar and flavorings. | Yup and this is my problem. I drink black coffee 90% of the time and with the the occasional cappuccino through in to the mix. Only milk and espresso in the cappuccino. | |
Not the same one. | No, it is. Read. | |
massive if verifiable | Yuge if not fake news. | |
Damn.. I’m kinda hoping you get it below 14 now | Me too 😭 | |
Fair enough | To end it, they're currently worth $3900 each. | |
45 minutes. | A fucking Mazing! | |
If only he could bring the level of work ethic to the rest of his presidency that he brings to debates and conferences. | Well the cocaine has to wear off eventually | |
The vocals are strategy. I could be wrong but my guess is KJU is an attention seeker. By bringing him out into the public, maybe he has to save face by sticking to it. His dad didn’t when Carter went and signed a deal but those days were different. I also think Trump looked him in the eye and scared him. Our boi isn’t a typical president. | I wouldn't want anyone else dealing with NK. He won't back down | |
I cumed | Came* | |
52 week high tho | Yeah, cause they haven't done anything for years. |
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