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You can excersize otm options to sir. | Whoever 'Sir' is, he's got the right idea | |
My first thoughts were Dinesh and Gilfoyle. lol | So...accurate. | |
I fucking hate this post, mod this motherfucker | Well I hate you | |
If WSB was a business, it would be Fyr Festival LLC | This a fact | |
It fell off, what do I do now? | Just throw it at the hooker. | |
Ask him about what the Fed is doing to make education cheaper for poor minorities | Ask him what the fed is doing to make everything cheaper for wealthy minorities. | |
So I'm kind of a noob with manuals, I can drive them, but not super experienced. Why didnt you just push the clutch in and brake hard then shift to the correct gear you needed to be in after? Instead of downshifting. Say clutch brake down to 45 shift into 3rd or 4th or whatever you needed then carry on. Or neutral and ... | Downshifting allows you to engine brake which “slows you down even faster” when applying regular brake as well. Also the clutch and brake reservoir share the same fluid so brake performance isn’t as good when you have both the clutch and brake in at the same time. If I had two separate reservoirs for brake and clutch i... | |
Nope - needed a way to write off some accidental gains. | Ah, so we’re going down | |
Kk | Area under the roc curve is better than using accuracy as a model comparison metric because it is invariant to class imbalance and circumvents the need to select a decision threshold and misclassification costs. | |
YES | Print It | |
Isn't that the point? | Not really, you should expect to lose your money, kinda like in a casino. While the goal of a casino is to make money, you probably won’t. If someone was to gamble their rent money at the casino most people would agree that that person is somewhat retarded. | |
Even you bears have to admit the action AH isn't very good. Open should trend bearish IMO but it's been relatively flat since the drop. | 98 percent of North America's grizzly bear population lives in Alaska. | |
Nooo you’re good dude. It just means personal risk tolerance. As in, your expirations are way to fucking safe for WSB | My tolerance is shit, i belong here believe me lol, those were brought to my attention by a friend, it looked good initially, but man that come back was brutal, atleast it may work out in my favor with some time till expiry and low IV | |
Tyty. Can't wait for my girlfriend to go to work tomorrow so I can play a few games. Also aghs buff with aether lens is now fucking crazy. | Here's the play man. Mid techies. After min 5 power jungle for new items and prox mine defend the mid tower at lvl 6 | |
imagine wanting to fuck a disgusting objectivist | Did that back in my libertarian activism days, wouldn’t recommend. Stick to the ancaps. If you’re lucky you can be one of the boys who end up with the 5 women in that sphere... | |
Ask if Ayn Rand is related to Rand Paul or RuPaul | Ayn Rand Paul Ryan | |
This guys portfolio will be a ticking timebomb if he shorts $aapl. With that kinda cash reserve they can buyback and take $aapl private too | Just like GameStop 😂😂😂 | |
Did you show the cute hostess your Robinhood account? | And what was his name? | |
Because inflation eats away at the debt by making it worth less over time. If u borrow 100 with a 10% interest but inflation is 15%. The real value of that debt goes down. If u want an extreme example look at Venezuela. Any one with a debt held in Venezuelan dollars basically doesn’t have to pay it back. Most student d... | Again, if your wage is not keeping up with inflation (like it has been the case since the 2008) that does not apply. There are millions who have had gotten paltry pay raises over the last 10 years. Inflation is kicking their ass. Your point only works if inflation is also raising your wages, however if there is a stagf... | |
not very theta gang of you | Don't worry, I'll be writing calls against them to scrape a little premium | |
But you could be full of shit and be starting with $99 million for all we know. | If I had a nickel for every guy with $99 million who comes on wsb and gives away a million bucks... | |
What about that 5-year chart makes you think “this looks like a good short”? | Based on fundamental analysis... Not technical | |
Nowhere or Now here ? | Supposed to be no where. Lol | |
Absolutely not. I'm focusing on scalping volatility from options from some different tickers. FD lottery tickets are exactly that, a lottery and not really a part of my game plan. | Keep the G that you’re giving away when you hit your money bags. I’d just like some intel! I just want to make a few hundred k. | |
By so fucked, you mean go up or down? | Way way up | |
Unless you smoke yourself into another dimension | Outside the box thinking, I like it | |
Maybe, good eye. However, you're already using Uber before hand because of their cheap prices and now their prices are equal to Lyfts. There's no reason to switch to Lyft. Just keep using Uber. That, and the fact that people might stop using Uber in general, is the reason I didn't say 2x the amount of profits. | What stopped you from saying 3x? | |
Damn!!! You must be warning buffet or whatever the fuck his name is. | I ate there a few days ago it's nice | |
Show what you got now pussy | SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOOOOT | |
Well good luck out there. Live it up or become a meme | This literarily cant go tits up | |
You retard you were not right! You bet on Frozen (which was irrelevant) and the app download numbers which you had no clue about saved you! I hope you realise this was luck and not skill otherwise this will be your last round paying for ass, next time you'll be selling it. | What if I told you that my inner conscious told me it was because of frozen but the ai motor and intellectual functions I programmed into my brain automatically steered me in the right way. I think I am a better investor than Warren restaurant or whatever his name is | |
How are your calls looking?!! Any price predictions ? | Bought 1.17 sold 2.94 | |
Remindme! 172800 seconds | Remindme! 172700 seconds | |
They make pretty dope XPS laptops, I think I might buy one on Cyber Monday. I still bought puts though. | I bought an XPS a year ago. The bloatware and low battery life made me return it. I’d say get a Mac or Surface laptop, either company gives better quality and support than Dell. | |
If the fake bid price made his account go higher than 25k — he should be allowed to day trade next day right? | Wouldn't put it pass RH to have this other free day trade bug | |
Robinhood gave me free TVIX | All I got was autism. | |
I'm not saying anything other than there's big money betting this moves up by Dec 20. I'm holding some 37s and 39 calls Dec 20 to ride the wave. It'll be volatile but has had nice volume since the earnings drop. The open interest signals there some big money bullish on it. It's a gamble like any out of the money calls ... | Every time I make money on this trade, I sell at open and I regret the extra tens of thousands of dollars I could've made holding for another 2 days or so. | |
Second | oneHundredfittyfith | |
Press x to doubt | x | |
What did you do? | A perfect inverse of any smart moves you could’ve made over the past two weeks | |
take me into space to prove how retarded I am man, come on think of how dumb ill look lol | Deal, but it’s a one way ticket, have to find your own way back. | |
fuck you you communist son of a bitchj | Lmao | |
short it no balls | nah i’m shorting $ROPE instead | |
Maxi, I think she had a dick. | When they get that big, they’re called cocks. | |
Is this the new tendie train? | Shop is the Og tendie train of this year. If her soul is back she’s gonna be unstoppable. | |
neither, account deleted in 3 days | Didn’t think about that one | |
Sold them when roku hit 162. Weak 🖐️!! | Nothing wrong with that if you had some gains and took them. | |
Honestly SHOP is great for swing trading shares. Start buying every time it dips below 290/300, start selling when it climbs over 340/350. I’d hold long term and make more money but i’m not that smart/patient | I used to do this with various high growth stocks but since the 2 rotations out where they had like 10% drops out of nowhere I'm hesitant | |
‘Girls’ being the operative word... lol Or is it boys? Hmm | It is not the intelligence that made them chose that hair style but it is the hair that chose them and made them billionaires. I always have short hair hence I'm always broke af. | |
I don't think the average reader of this sub will give a shit about Picketty, unfortunately. | Do you have anyone with a more masculine name I can read? | |
nah, very few retail traders have long short positions on. | I prefer bullish picks but if i can't find one i like and i see a nice bearish trade, ill go for it. Most don't do that here? Shocking lol | |
How do you downvote a post more than once? | I did it for you. | |
Can I get another new comment to post to get upvotes? Thanks | [here u go](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e24hsu/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_november_27/f8ubto8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) | |
have some HD calls already... i’ll look into DLTR! thanks!! | I sold my HD calls at open because it looked like it was gonna stall out and drop more, missed out on $5k profit but made almost the same amount on DLTR and gonna hold for a few days this time. | |
Did we just become bestfriends?? | YEP! | |
With unlimited leverage..... | Maybe in six months RH will start doing futures with GUH mode enabled | |
And would send them here to get help? | If it's to help them lose more money then yes! | |
Wow 53% inflation bad therefore all inflation bad, great logic dude. Better stop breathing since your lungs will explode if you inhale too much at once. Like please, stop breathing. | that's not what I said nor what I meant, but at least you recognize that there is a clear limit to the benefits of inflation where it doesn't create job | |
Double Guh | Good luck! | |
Bought 1.17 sold 2.94 | are you holding some? or sold all? | |
It works until it doesn’t. | Yup. I did this went $500 to 7k in a month. Then in 3 days back to $300. Still ahead, but certainly a leArning expirence. | |
Dude fuck you. | lmfaoooo are you mad | |
Yes. Have op post his positions so we can inverse it | Can we just short him | |
Insider selling today[Hastings dumping ](https://twitter.com/markbspiegel/status/1199487001231273984?s=21) | Why not. They expire in less than 2 months | |
YOLO plays not trash can plays, might as well give their money to charity. | We basically do, every time you buy im selling to you. So we basically just keep giving eachother money and then hand it back. | |
You mean while we're at ATHs and still engaging in QE? Yeah, that's gonna end well. Big dick play, inverse leveraged ETFs, no theta decay and expirations. | Which would you recommend | |
You're a towel. | No you're a towel | |
So if 1000 of us take out 10k of credit card on preorders, buy some calls.... | I'm with you | |
By getting your long one into u/visionarymind | 🍆💦 | |
One day you’ll switch to Schwab* who may or may not keep ToS platform | If they get rid of tos that’s a big no from me fam. | |
Google put to call ratio for spy or somethin | It upticked a bit from lows but still pretty depressed. Was wondering more about fellow WSB sentiment. Switched back to puts and feeling the dread already | |
That was me lol big tendies for everyone who followed! | Worth FOMO into it with long dated calls? | |
Woah, I think you're on to something... I just did the math. At like, 250,000 preorders at $100/ea that's like $25,000,000. That's enough for like... 250,000 more preorders! | This is exactly how consciousness develops according to Goedel, Escher, Bach | |
Yeah google “software engineer interview questions at google/amazon/Facebook/any tech company” and see the results. | In a room full of software engineers the ego to IQ ratio is usually pretty fucked. | |
/k | Sup /wsb/ lmao | |
@ | @ | |
Investing: very little. Economics: Econ 1 & 2 in college. | See my edit above | |
Haha I was saying the same thing. Look at the 3 month chart though. Its been on a tear | Classic pump | |
Wtf why not just buy the stock at that point. | Leverage | |
TacGlasses show you eagles | Use helmet mount GoPro. | |
No you're a towel | Well you're a beaner towel | |
Watch him perfectly time the VIX explosion and walk away with a cool 3,000+% gain overnight | What he needs is not a 10,000% explosion but a 300000% explosion lol | |
Downvotes mean you’re wrong, right? | it means I triggered bears | |
Doooope next time I’m at ho-chunk I’ll go around asking people if j pow ate their ass lol | I never go there because of the stupid fucking smoking ban. | |
I flipped and its heads, now what | inverse the one that the inverse ETF inverses. | |
Was it there last Christmas? | Yes. | |
What if I told you that my inner conscious told me it was because of frozen but the ai motor and intellectual functions I programmed into my brain automatically steered me in the right way. I think I am a better investor than Warren restaurant or whatever his name is | Ok I'm convinced. | |
Works until it doesn't ? | sixty percent of the time, it works, all the time | |
Now all those buttons trigger trap doors that kill unpaid interns. | And aging newscasters. | |
What is the margin percent you get at schwaab? | I have a 100k portfolio and I get 200k buy power on margin | |
It's not that their reserves are smaller than they say they are. It's that they realized they're not infinite. | I think they always knew that. | |
lmfaoooo are you mad | I’m madder than a bitch lol. I missed out on 9% cuz of you ho | |
Imagine being the moron who bought GME at 40 and is still holding. | Just announced earnings for 12/10. Curious to see how it goes. | |
YOU FORGOT RETARD GANG | That’s just wallstreetbets | |
Typically, yes. | I dunno, I think Black Friday revenue could really be dog shit this year since the fed has been squeezing everyone hard as fuck and public hatred of corporations is the deepest it's been in this generation. I neither have the money nor the desire to buy any big ticket items I can think of on the market right now, same ... | |
Why does Becky care about an index for biotech companies? | Dude bbc is black cock | |
Is dat gud? | Futures slowly creeping down but it's not booming or busting. | |
I like this guy | I like you no homo | |
Immediate sell order | I guess I’ll just hold til expiration | |
Nah, he’ll be crying because he’s a bitch | Fucking everyone will be! If the crash happens like he says it will a crash worse than 2008 no one will be buying his stupid gold. He talks about apocalyptic level, global economic destruction. If it did happen no ones walking away safe. |
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