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Props for keeping track and staying accountable my dude | I do it for you, Daddy. Now punish me. ;) | |
Sir, this is a Wendy's | Hi yes I'd like to purchase some tendies. | |
That’s what they hope you’d think -“I’ll brag then downplay, shouldn’t be an issue..” | To me it seemed more like just trying to make clear that he's not some retarded hypocrite who criticizes the Fed and then does dumbass rich people shit like get a boat custom built just to use it 3 times over the course of a decade and then forget it exists. Because if all he said was 'boat' that's the image I'd have g... | |
position or GTFO | 40 March 2020 $60 BMY calls at $1.41 | |
Hm, I always thought the rule was spell it out if it is ten or less. | BLOCKED | |
Again, it's not a policy I support. But it's not as dumb as some of the shit that floats around the political sphere. | Yes it is. I also fully support it because none of the red states would ever have a vote again. Shhh nobody tell Peter. | |
I on the other hand am gonna work as hard as I can to be able to afford one when they come out | you mean gamble recklessly on FDs in hopes that one pays off? | |
Have the starbucks cards been used. | Nothing is more humiliating than a gift card that can’t cover the purchase | |
It's a Huawei OS I'm relaying important data to the chinese government, I have also filed a case for you as you know too much now... | @donaldtrump lock him up! | |
That’s not correct. NPD traits include things like not being able to empathize with others. No matter how good you may at designing rocket ships, if you can’t empathize with anyone’s suffering and release a truck that won’t sell because it is coveted by 20 yo males whose attention you desperately crave, you are a narci... | I was kidding but... Narcissism is normal, it isn't NPD. Personality disorders are pronounced deviations from 'normal' behaviour. | |
How much you putting on the line? | yeah he probably making 100 off a 100k, less than fucking inflation | |
w r o n g | I am very happy I held my put made a $1000 woo | |
pussy leverage. genius idea | I think I’ve seen this movie. | |
Outside the box thinking, I like it | Outside the hot box | |
Nevertheless it more than doubled in 11 months. | Yeah true | |
ITM options also have extrinsic value. Just look at the same strike with further and further expirations. The price continues to go up because the extrinsic value increases even though though the intrinsic value stays the same. | I didn't say ITM only had intrinsic. Just that to be ITM it needs to have some intrinsic value. | |
Just throw it at the hooker. | jesus fuck this was a funny comment thread | |
Lehman Brothers would beg to differ... if they still existed. | They do - they just rebranded under the BANG BROS name. They still out there swinging their big dicks. | |
GUH made me completely forget about our shrimp-tard gambling away his college tuition, what ever happened to him? | Was a troll - all fake | |
TA, charting, reading the order flow books, really a bunch of stuff. Just sell if you are unfamiliar with how to evaluate the delta and gamma of your contract at open. | I am theta gang. I understand the Greeks. I was just giving you a bit of shit about TA because I find no value in it. | |
You know what I do kinda recall that. I've never traded Vix only really used it as data but thats insane. Do you remeber what caused it and will it ever happen again? | Probably just algo malfunction I would assume? Because vix in Feb 2018 spiked higher then it ever did in December 2018, even though we sold off harder in Dec lol. | |
DBX is giving me a nice kick in the nuts this morning per usual | Hello darkness, my old friend. DBX fucking with my 11/29 19c as usual. | |
I think you just hold it until TVIX jumps. When it inevitably does. It will spike above $12 a piece I'm guessing. | What kinda sense does long holding TVIX make? Like overtime it will definitely go down. The longer you hold it the worse your return. TVIX is for fucking around with while the getting’s good for the 3 day spikes it gets, but long holding tvix has only ever fucked me | |
I did, sold at 50% loss. Buy now | Should have held, it always takes a shit between 10:00 and 11:00, then starts mooning. Almost everyday it does this. | |
Yea i actually rebought after the drop. | The rare WSB thread with actual utility... | |
Do you mean Kurt? | soy un perdedor | |
Former prop trader, a tick is just a generic term for a single price movement on the bid ask ladder. Random peasants on this sub will never see that ladder, only hft firms would have kind of set up normally | Thanks! That’s too bad, I’ve really enjoyed looking at Level II stonk data with RH gold and convincing myself I have an edge. | |
Oh, well that's progress. | They also changed the font and lowered the amount of content | |
This is retarded dip buying, fuck | Is it? It was 56$ a day or two ago, the only reason they guided down is because INTC fucked them, PC market is actually going strong otherwise | |
It's up 15% in the last month lol. It can't go vertical for forever | Only goes up. | |
no u | U wot m8 | |
Whats the discount? | Enter promo code: TnyPkr at checkout | |
Shop is the Og tendie train of this year. If her soul is back she’s gonna be unstoppable. | Yep. This shix has been on fire both ways. Nice sexy trends to take advantage of. Kinda like ROKU. | |
Stocks only go up | and to the right. | |
Do you know the way? | LMFAO...VR CHAT!!! | |
All in, every day, winning every day. Seems simple enough | It sure does. | |
TD Ameritrade app on the phone is sweet if you want to follow live charts. Best app out there. | Mobile or mobile trader? | |
Looks nice! | nice cash grab | |
Yes | Yes | |
big if true | true if big | |
dipshit | dippin dots | |
Imagine buying such retarded strikes that 2months of green can't save your calls. | Lmao I can see it happening today. Market is retarded | |
Nice flair lol | Thanks, I was [roasting softbank](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/d1ybi1/softbank_to_wework_plz_stop/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and somehow got this flair | |
You should see my balls. I'm high test for sure. | Gonna need an electron microscope for that boss | |
ok boomered? I'm fucking 7 months old sitting inside my mother's pussy typing this message | Lies. I was just up inside your mother’s pussy last night and I didn’t feel you inside. Get back to sitting and watching your div stocks and ETF’s move +/- .05%. Boomer | |
Hope do you using RH? Without the ones they recommend | Do you have full level options access? If not lie about your investment profile and request higher level access for starters lmao | |
How many Wonderwalls will it take? | 10 | |
It might just be nostalgia speaking, and the fact that we got 60mg in HS, but I always enjoyed it a lot. | one thing i did notice is that high amounts of instant release ritalin get pretty damn close to the same thing as adderall & considering ritalin cant fuck up your brain its probably the smarter choice | |
I think this is what the autists call the lunch recession | exit secured, my hands too weak to hold longer. made out with a 10% profit, was hoping for 1000% but I'll take that over a 100% loss | |
I'll bet you 10 dollars the market is closed tomorrow. | What kind of leverage can I get? 10/1? 20/1? | |
Drugs r bad mkay | Had to quit for a job’s drug test coming up next month. Day 2 without green makes me a sad sad boy. | |
Wait till the Kung fu video drops | Tf is that lol | |
Im still buy calls | Same. Dont know how much it matters but earnings whispers has either a 72% or 82% beat. I've won 10 out of 10 earnings play just following earnings whisper and getting calls on anything over 65% beat. Might just be luck so far tho | |
yea but if ROKU lets me down again.... | SPY CALLS, all news is good news | |
Lmao, holy shit you guys are fuckin retarded. You're either a silver spoon soft handed piece of shit, or literally have some form of mental retardation | Its both lol | |
When you reply to a reply- your parent is above\* | Thanks for the reminder, I always fuck that up | |
0.20% range = high volatility? | I’m just talking theory and probabilities. | |
This is what i came to read. | Did you forget what sub you're on? | |
“300k” or “350k” | cause we all saw what 250k did today. | |
I’m already at 160k, I’ll stop when I’m at my gain tolerance of 600k | Make me proud. Do great things. | |
Mobile or mobile trader? | Mobile trader | |
Oh ya, their big store at West Edmonton Mall. Saw it on the weekend when I was at the mall shopping, they've had it ready for like over a year just sitting empty about time they opened it. Not news worth whatsoever in my opinion, there is already 100+ privatized stores in the area selling Aurora product since legalizat... | Interesting, thanks I should look more into this. | |
cold blooded | gold blooded | |
What happened to visa | Sold at pretty much the low with like $3-5k of my initial $40k left and now I’m building it back up. Of course that piece of shit stock decided to skyrocket when I sold too | |
You ever been in ulta? (obviously not, stupid question I know) but that place is fucking packed with Becky's buying all kinds of overpriced garbage every time I go in there. | EVERYTIME I GO IN THERE ITS A BUNCH OF FAT CHICK WHO THINK THAT over loading makeup will make them valid as opposed to spin class or pilates. Ulta wack | |
She pays for you? Does she get her strap on and fuck you in the ass later on as well? | ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) | |
SBUX giftcard | SBUX stock | |
I thought being a 🐻 sounded cool because I identify with bears more than bulls and I like the emoji. But I just doubled my money on a SPY call overnight while the 🐻s have been losing for months, so I don’t know what to think anymore. | Being a bear is expensive but totally worth is cause you get to shitpost | |
I knew what you meant. There are people on both sides that will try and live their life either mooching off others or splitting things. I think there are a lot more people that realize it unrealistic to try and split everything 50/50 down the middle but you pay for each others things here and there because it's nice to... | Yeah. That's the most reasonable situation, I think. And hopefully you got a girl that isn't just gonna hemorrhage $$$ out of your accounts day in and day out. Chicks that are responsible with money are sexy as hell, but also rare as hell. | |
looking like a dip | That's not what it was SuPpOsEd To Do. It's okay--didn't go back in. | |
I also think u/mrpoopybutthole is probably selling himself short on his sexual prowess | Oooweee | |
In line with Bridgewater’s $1B hedge. | What’s their hedge | |
I mean toilet paper doesnt expire. Is your house so full that you dont have room for some rolls? I live alone and I still go to Costco when I can. Bought that 48 pack and its been like two years now but hey, the extra tp sitting in a closet doesn't bother me. | Wasn’t my point, meaning the cost of membership and hassle don’t equate to a savings for us. | |
i work at jewel osco as a cashier | Oh shit. | |
permaban on r/RH for everyone who posts in this thread | Damn. That's a lotta people. | |
Wrong, 420 by 4/20. | and then it goes..... *up in smoke*😉 | |
$1452 more than I made | Up about a grand today | |
Jack off | Cue Matthew McConaughey | |
Lmao just bought his son a jag and his girl a Beemer he's got me beat by a mile. | Ya, but you're just one FD from doing the same | |
How df does someone like him even get to 200k NW in the first place? | Probably from making bets like this, but getting lucky for a few years. | |
Yeah I don’t wanna jump the gun and take profits early. My last three trades if i waited longer would have printed huge. But I don’t wanna be retarded and lose it. Seems like it’s worth sitting on for a week and reevaluate! | well, it definitely doesn't have to be all or nothing. you can consider taking like a 33% or 50% off the table for now - good luck whatever you choose, bro! i personally sold - i was eating a bunch of L's recently and just needed to take the W for now. | |
Robinhood hasnt reached us in europe yet, they are putting us on a waiting list and bumping us up is we refer friends. very pyramiddy | Sounds like a an iNcReDiBle oPpOrTuNity to get in on the GROUND FLOOR. | |
No such thing as free money. FDA denial could send this thing down 75%+. But it seems like the $2.50p are pretty damn safe | Seems like it, tempted to sell a shit load of these | |
They cover my dental credit card | They also sent a scam email to everyone with an Amazon credit card yesterday and triggered a mass panic about their accounts being stolen. | |
Social, account number and D.O.B for starters. | After what he did here, all that shit is worthless. Don’t even bother asking | |
Stocks only go up | Stonks only goup | |
Stop buying 3 DTE calls | My long calls are down too lmao, going long just turns into a slow booty rape. | |
We mooning? | Yes | |
I'm going to assume your full name is 'Walter White But Black' | Its Walter White Baby Balls | |
I can do 5% | 👎🏻 the gov has me @ 3.56 on 3 of my loans. Appreciate the offer though! | |
If you wait long enough, every stock is a gainer. | Lehman brothers disagrees with you | |
Well fuck I hope it works out for the both of us then, what expiration did you buy? | 12/6, tripling down brought my avg down too so I’m in the greens bud | |
Thanks for your donation | lmao I'm holding it a lot longer than 1 day dumb ass, I'll post my trade ticket here when I eventually sell it, gain or loss. | |
You’re assuming it’s still on his body | Hell if it ain't even more money to be made. | |
Bought calls at the top. Inverse me. | You've killed us all | |
Alright, cool. Thanks. I feel like a graph would be much more interesting to look at than the plain 'P/L Year' line | Just log in to your td account and it should be on the my account overview section! | |
Man, as much as this is a joke, its such a depressing thought | You’re a legit simp if this actually depresses you. In the real world women are just out there living not “constantly getting dicked down by Tyrone and chad” Jesus ya your future wife is gonna have other partners before. Deal with it you probably will have too | |
That's wild. I hope this is not a significant amount of money for you and was just a fun gamble. | This tard is a cashier and borrowed the money from banks, his family and his friends. I couldn’t even stomach this. | |
This is starting to feel like the truth | It’s been pretty obvious the last 6 months with all the trade talk non sense | |
top 10 things said moments before disaster struck | up 3% on the day. love the company and the stonk, but at some point its just expensive sweatpants. |
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