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If we can get someone with a handle like 'Epstein didn't kill himself' to be the next money glitch finder, we can finally have cnbc have to put that in there news. Can't go tits up. | RE-inversed | |
The insider sellings raises a few red flags for me, sure sometimes it doesn't indicate the performance of the stock but the CEO and CTO sold some when it was at the peak and this month they both have been consistently selling. | They have been selling consistently since the direct listing. | |
ok retard i did it | Now hold I’m doubling down 70 calls 30 mins before close | |
thats the VIX tho | it really isn't. | |
They'll have to find me before I kill myself because I bought SPY calls | They’ll find your body and it’ll be used as a slam pig for some San Quentin boys | |
Step 8. Jack off to karma? | I jack off on my sister, her names karma. | |
Yup, wish I had bought more but college tuition ate my ass last week | Get that edumacation my G | |
What are your plays for this week? I got calls for CRM and puts for slack but wanna do one more option. Not sure which. | I am doing CRM put spreads, WORK call spreads and if I have enough capital DG put spreads. DG is definitely risky. Less risky is TIF iron condors. | |
That thread is gold | Is there a link to the thread? | |
ESH | BBQ | |
Some states dropped out as they are ok with it and so is the government now I think so it should be quick! Plus cheap as heck. I got Jan calls over 1 month ago for cheap | FCC is ok with it, maybe I’ll take a small position | |
I disagree. Awesome sales everywhere imho. | I thought it’d be slightly better sales prices. Although I did sleep in so I probably missed a chunk lmao | |
Nice. | Nice | |
I don't believe you, neither does Tesla | I'm a lot like their truck pre-order numbers - hard to believe. | |
Makes sense. | No it doesn’t. What real WSB user is actually employed. | |
Epstein wasn’t vaccinated. | **EPSTEIN IS STILL ALIVE** | |
What is the positive future for roku? It seems to be becoming less and less relavent over time to me. Only time I ever see roku anymore is integrated into smart tv software, and it's such garbage that all but the tech illiterate I know that have a tv with it built in STILL use a chromecast/fire-stick. | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e528c9/roku_drops_16_today_time_to_buy/f9h3ahx/ this is my experience with roku that i posted in another thread. To me its a replacement for TV upgrades, or 'smart' TVs in general. Why pay 100-300 more for a TV just because its smart when you can just pay for a regular TV and a $20 flash drive? I haven't looked into their subscription or ad revenue, but even if the base product is cheap I see it selling like crack. | |
I really hope someone is hiding another infinite leverage glitch so that when they IPO, this happens | At this point, knowledge of Robinhood ~~risk management failures~~ glitches is an asset unto itself. You only cash in once it's too juicy to not allow others to laugh at their failures on the Internet. | |
Had to be him. Someone else might have gotten it right. | Lmao | |
[Hans Blix inspects Kim Jong-Il's Palace for WMDs in Team America: World Police](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPSvIz9NDs&t=17s) | Coming through with the sauce | |
Sadly being a retarded mod isn't. | Leave him be, he's gay | |
Alright man I’ll see you at rehab | Up 15% close to it today. | |
This aged well. | Still time! 311.85 | |
Robinhood played the bluff card and said it never existed. | They fell victim to one of the classic blunders! | |
Sorry I thought this was a Wendy's | Sir, this is an Arby's | |
What makes you think it'll slide more? | Its now retracing after this midmornings comeback. I made 50 % on calls at 134 this morning. I feel like high 120s are in store tomorrow unless market sentiment is improved. It will chop for a couple days if sentiment is improved, late Jan 2020 160 c barring further spy losses. | |
Short RH, Long WSB. | How the fuck did you get that flair? There's a story there somewhere. | |
Yeah we shouldn’t force companies to hire people instead of using bots cause bots will save them money. Yang’s FD would trickle up and create more low skill jobs to fill up the low skill void caused by automation. Of course this is only a temporary solution cause eventually automation will do literally half the jobs, so hopefully by then we’ll all be working part time. | The biggest advantage is making entrepreneurship more affordable. It's pretty hard to start a new business if you to work at least full time to just survive. | |
Definitely, long dated is the best call given how much it tests and moves around. | Moderately risky Call spreads about 6-8% above current strike on any of the names I mentioned dated 6 months out is LitTeRaLLy FrEe MoNeY. | |
Fuck futures | For real. They always prove themselves worthless but last night takes the fuckin cake | |
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Do you think you were caught because of bad cyber security practices? | I think the link to my personal brokerage might have been the real give away. | |
The drugs for it are horrible. Can't stop it, just slow it down, and the side effects are hallucinations/rage.. great. F Alz/Dementia | Found the study I was talking about: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25324467](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25324467) | |
It's an issue for the company. So is the misleading 'free' trades. And the way RH staff treats users in their reddit subs. And the multiple software bugs. And the SIPC vs FDIC. And their failed IPO. And etc and so on. | What do you mean by misleading free trades? | |
A janitor wouldn’t be privy to this information. | That’s not what he meant when he said he plunged JPow’s pooper | |
Sounds like he was prosecuted for exposing the security flaw to the media, effectively making the vulnerability public. | I don't think that should be something that warrants prosecution. It's like prosecuting someone for saying 'All you have to do to rob a bank is write a note saying this is a robbery, give me cash, and hand it to the teller'. | |
jarcuck I think | ban any and all acronyms of the most hated one who gave us hope. | |
100x more than a majority of the people here! | Well most people lost so -100x more | |
i guess the market doesnt want my money | Don't do it you dumb piece of shit. Didn't today show you enough? | |
*here I’m retarded | No more retarded than the SEC | |
Yeah. And you’re 100% right. Gotta see what tomorrow AM looks like, but might be time to close out and reset. I’ve yet to graduate to selling, but seems like the logical move in this market. | Start with higher IV 'low' price underlyings and go with long 30-45 DTE strangles, sell at 40-60% profit whenever that happens, rinse and repeat. Diversify across currencies, commodities and equities. Even if you get assigned, you won't be screwed.. I got assigned AMZN and SHOP a few times and got burnt.. | |
Good luck man. I had 240s. Flipped some last week. Repurchased. Flip again today. I wish I held but I’m afraid market will drag everything down. | Held up surprisingly well today, up about 1k on them. Hoping to see ULTA hit at least 240 before Thursday. Thinking we will see a recovery from the initial 100pt drop last earnings, I could use a vacation. | |
Can’t tell if it’s 4D chess or a checkers game | There no chess going on. Trump picked a fight he can’t win so how he has to just keep stealing money from taxpayers to give to socialist farmers. China has no elections and thus no reason to give a fuck about trump’s demands. They’ll just wait his dumb ass out. “Trade wars are good and easy to win”. So they why haven’t you won? | |
Just went there, I couldn’t find the sign up | upgrade to platinum | |
They fell victim to one of the classic blunders! | *Brunders | |
This didnt age too well lol | Lmao gotta be bold sometimes | |
*whiffing sound* | Nobody likes my iron condor? | |
Narc | Can't help that y'all are retarded posers | |
Bro this was an accident. | That’s fucking tight | |
Nah the reddit hivemind hates corporations (that aren't currently paying reddit inc advertising dollars), we are ok. | I get Robinhood ads on reddit all the time lmao | |
Good post. I bought on the dip today. Thank you! | Glad I could make you some money :) | |
lol I had a feelin. Nice spot on that activity. | Thanks, but all credit due to /u/greatnessinahoodie/ ;) | |
🆗 | 🅱️oomer | |
Yeah but I was gonna buy maybe 200 worth of puts and my brokers round trip is 20. That’s 10% just on commissions. Nah dude vix spiked 23% since nov 27, if tvix behaved properly that should have been 46% with way less risk compared to spy puts that go to 0. | For so many reasons, you are tarded | |
Stand by my word it’ll be the next top pharma I can never predict short term but in 2 years it’ll be $150+ it’s still undervalued here and big money knows that | what's the DD? I'm not doubting you, i just literally don't have a clue what drugs they are producing and benchmarks to be looking at. | |
Ulta is either some kind of ponzi scheme, pulling a wework by pumping its own money back into the company, or its really that good. | My gf just spent 60$ at ulta on black friday and said it was packed in there. She used the last of her money for the week to make this purchase. Seems like cocaine to me. | |
No it doesn’t. What real WSB user is actually employed. | Where else would I get money to throw away on SPY puts? My mom stopped giving me an allowance months ago. | |
My moms dead😉 | Gg. just messing around bro. Your mom is a saint. | |
Depends if you think it’s good news or bad news lol | No need for thinking, just straddle atm | |
YoU tAlKiN tO mE? HuH? | No one else here so I must be talking to you | |
My spy tendies got cleaned. But I nabbed up some pton at the bottom | Yeah my comment aged horribly. I still think there’s a bounce back. I’m trying to get entry on a spy 316c for Jan 2020 tomorrow AM. | |
CNBC still pumping bullish articles.. rest assured all technicals and even fundamentals point to more low.. i called it Sunday night that SPY and many others already formed strong H&S last week.. despite making new ATH in premarket.. | Yea I’m bearish as well, going to manage positions tomorrow | |
Start with higher IV 'low' price underlyings and go with long 30-45 DTE strangles, sell at 40-60% profit whenever that happens, rinse and repeat. Diversify across currencies, commodities and equities. Even if you get assigned, you won't be screwed.. I got assigned AMZN and SHOP a few times and got burnt.. | Excellent. Thanks for the advice! | |
RE-inversed | Like inverception | |
Being married to a chinese- THIS. | Can you guys elaborate on the cultural thing? Genuine curiosity | |
Yeah, can't tell if you're being sarcastic. The Coup call was good besides them saying costs went up. Everything else looks great. Stock goes down. 🤢 | Actually wasn't being sarcastic lmao, but I only listened to part of the call. The spreads I wrote are 119/113 for $0.22 and I'm hoping to close by Wednesday before close so I have capital to play $FIVE earnings, but the bid/ask spread is fucking huge right now. How's your trade going? | |
🅱️oomer | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) | |
No more retarded than the SEC | ATF joined the chat | |
At this point I spell it wrong to spite those who have corrected me before | Zanicks | |
Orrrr is it because you don’t have enough money to blow on FDs lol | Close! I blew all my money on FDs and I’m trying to build it back by a different type of gambling. | |
Naked :) | That’s badass. RH or TDA? | |
That's because there's no such thing. Did you actually mean 'iron condom'? | ***IRON CONDOM*** | |
I fucking love this sub | I still don't understand options but this sub is a must sub | |
I’ve been sitting on some cash for a while, I’m very ready for a decent correction | Right, have a ton of cash, not buying ATHs though. | |
i have access homie | ohhh you meant like what functions to use to make the most of your access? | |
You're right here in the circle jerking with us | you just make smile. every week is something. | |
So.... | Nothing, expired unfilled. | |
No response, so he's presumably furiously clicking up lambos for himself | He already did that. Now, he’s probably violently stroking the leather of his new yacht | |
Lmao gotta be bold sometimes | yeah or lose all your money... | |
OTM CHK weeklies | How far OTM we talking? 20% or more? | |
Literally 1.5% | What about figuratively? | |
Pton puts at ath, inverse me betch | It was ATH 2 weeks ago too | |
Lol I did ask about options a month ago. I do learn quick! Just wait and you autists will see what’s coming for you | I can't tell if I should be scared or turned on | |
Proof? | I’m rich that’s proof. | |
Yes it's like long term options where instead of losing money super fast you lose it slowly over a longer period of time. | 😶 well, it seems like I could do both! | |
It doesn't even really matter.. i have to use all my liquidity to average down on UNG calls anyways. .nothing left for more SPX puts. | I feel like I’ve been averaging down on UNG and BOIL for a month. Kinda glad I couldn’t buy calls on UGAZ or I would literally be tits up! | |
Oh I gotcha. I've got the ESPN service but I think I'm gunna drop that. | Yeah I might drop all of it and just pirate mandalorian. These crashes happen more and more often. I don’t even know why I have Hulu everything I want to watch needs the showtime bundle and I pay enough as it is. | |
there's actually some good traders in this sub if the majority of you would shutup we could sift through to their post easier | Shitposts are the only thing that get upvoted. I am a product of this subreddit, not the other way around. | |
You could easily replace him with a chimpanzee. Give it some crayons and a mega-mic and it’d have better things to say than Cramer. | Replace him with a roulette wheel | |
We're in the same situation up here in Canada.. every guy and their brother are selling their existing homes and rolling the insane profit into upgrading to bigger more expensive homes.. neverending real estate growth. | Canada has a lot more immigration and the housing stock has been an export (not physically duh) to foreigners as a safe haven asset. There have been localized mini corrections but still remotely no sign of market panic. | |
Can we downgrade it to a Chihuahua? Golden retrievers beat me at chess on the reg. | Chihuahuas have the intelligence to make great mariachi music so could we do a pit bull? | |
I don't think that should be something that warrants prosecution. It's like prosecuting someone for saying 'All you have to do to rob a bank is write a note saying this is a robbery, give me cash, and hand it to the teller'. | I would more compare it to saying “Here are the keys to the bank vault and btw nobody’s guarding it”. AT&Ts fault for the vulnerability, but dude should not have exposed it to the media. | |
I still don't understand options but this sub is a must sub | I know just enough about stocks and trading to laugh at this subs ridiculousness | |
Is there a link to the thread? | https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e4r0sy/robinhood_statement_on_options_collateral_and/f9exyvl/ | |
Tbf Chinese characters are more comparable to entire English words than they are to individual letters. That's why learning Chinese requires memorizing literally thousands of different characters. | Ugh. I'm glad we nuked those fuckers | |
Not sure if you're talking about gay bareback sex or trading | Yes. | |
I'm too fucking retarded to understand | No shit. You’re not Matt. | |
Are you Harambee? | Members out o7 | |
Fuck you I'm forever red | Who touched you? And can you show us on a chart, where? | |
(っ•_•)っ━☆・*。 | *･゜ﾟ(\^O\^)\/ |
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