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Well the idiot converted all his additional money to dodge coin....so yeah, $3k is all he essentially has. | Lol what? You realize if he held doge coin from 6 years ago he would be up like 100x now right? | |
TBH i would say puts are actually good now.. SPY/SPX and a few other stocks formed strong H&S last week, and big gap to fill on SPY that hasn't filled yet. | Assuming the market shrugs off the latest trade news I don't think we see a dip until mid december and then strong rally week of christmas. | |
What do you plan to do with your increased margin? Lose more money than you have? That might be fun | A rough quote I hear thrown around here a lot is 'If you owe the bank a thousand dollars, it is your problem. If you owe the bank a million dollars, it is the bank's problem.' In other words, with enough margin you'll be rich or so broke you'll declare bankruptcy and never pay anything. This is potentially attractive for people with just a few hundred dollars to their name. I do not advice doing it though, as it may or may not actually be legal. | |
And tell Morgan Brennan that I’m her guy if she needs an “intern” | And tell Kate Rooney im her guy if she needs a boy toy | |
Bruh | Guh | |
Thanks, I don’t have any position on any of them. | what did he say? | |
How much for Instagram models? 🤔🧐 | No clue. Probably higher than a porn star because they usually don't have sex for money and their expectations would be far less realistic. | |
So many idiots have lost one AirPod in the subway, the MTA had to respond telling people not to climb down on the tracks to get them. | I fly every week for work and the dude next to me in first class was telling me about how he got his shiny new AirPods. 5 hours later he’s drunk af and manages to lose one. GUH | |
Can we talk via PMs or Discord, would you mind? | lol don't ask a noobasauris how to lose your life savings, watch a couple youtube vids and then lose it on your own like I did | |
Gotta nuke somethin'! | *Touché...* | |
GUH | IF YOU’RE CONFUSED LOOK AT THE PICTURES | |
Okay boomer | After some quick maths - that's just a bit too old to be a boomer | |
Lol. I know. I was kidding | I know too. | |
I also know that the 🥭 will do literally anything to keep the carnival tent from falling during his Im- 🍑-mint and so the 👠 drops on the next person so he can tweet things like “why did I leave office when the economy was so good 👀 how bad it is now this is why I was the 🐐” so I time things on him now not economists they just tell me the size of the fall not when it will happen. | Trump's presence on it's own provides people with a lot of confidence in the economy, he is probably the only reason why it hasn't happened yet. | |
So why not straddles/strangles? | I dunno, I guess you could. I will read a little more on it and probably either play calls or nothing. TBD | |
Can't go tits up bruh, every reviewer of PC parts on Youtube has been hailing AMD and shitting on Intel and Nvidia. | Good enough for me | |
He does blood transfusion using poor teenagers’ blood. | Warren is 50% Uyghur now | |
yousa illiterate or nah | He has spoken. | |
so.....just like the rest of the market | Even more so. | |
[then hands over $120 million for the privilege] | \*consulting fees well spent\* | |
How’s so? | That's just what people who've played both games are saying, that the sword duels and the parrying system in Sekiro is faster and 'tighter' with less input delay. I've only played Sekiro so far but I'm loving the difficulty of the boss fights. | |
I believe that when I found this, the app wouldn't let you do it. I was assembling multi-leg options manually in the API, and it only worked for multi-leg options. I didn't know how to do that with the UI, and I don't think it could be done. | Gotcha. So basically RH’s (or Citadel’s?) algorithm that decides when to take the other side of trades has some big bugs that didn’t pop during QA because they require positions that can only be set up via api access or iron condors that only an autist would attempt. | |
Puts | Y? | |
Practice implies you look at what you did wrong each time and change it | Indeed it does... Ive been practicing throwing away money for years and only gotten better! | |
Aidan not aiden | I’m retarded. I can’t spell | |
Nice | Nice | |
Wait wrong for green or wrong for time? | Time. Of course it will be green. | |
You’re a loser if you are betting that! There’s nothing rolling, I am sorry your mother is a whore. Not my fault. Please don’t lose money emotionally | NIO 2 $6 | |
dat | And the other thing | |
oh ok | The 4.4% is because Mango might tweet that the Fed is the enemy of capitalism. Or words to that effect. | |
Exactly! | I still think you're full of shit, but damn if I didn't que up 20 of my own. RH wouldn't let me do more than that. | |
Jartek the owner of WSB literally posted in the comments saying that I am credible and that this is legit. | Why the fuck would you ever do something this stupid though? This ends one way, guaranteed RH suspends your account tying up whatever money you have in it indefinitely, and worst case you get sued by RH for whatever losses you have with resultant bankruptcy. Makes no sense. | |
Look at the sub he posted in, lol, I'm sure he drives a mini van and has a very responsible amount of stock. No FDs for him. | Probably like $5k in some weed penny stock | |
Not nice and nice | Nice! | |
Something about Sarah Eisen just gets me | [Seen her knocked up? ](https://i.imgur.com/E1US50N.jpg) | |
What’s the point in free money if not to yolo it on AAPL puts? What else are you going to do, invest or save it or some lame shit like that? Not likely. | In GUH we trust | |
Nice | Nice | |
I'd eat a three bean chili out of her asshole. Hope she sees this. | We’ve got ourselves a real poet here fellas | |
The infinite leverage glitch is still illegal, and that’s still the first half of this. | It is part of it - but not a necessary part. You can still just write IC's on a non-margin account and take advantage of the 'arbitrage' opportunity. | |
As if OP is going to be able to afford anything other than a public defender after he inevitably shits the bed. | Dude he’s like 10 | |
Illegal by RH, legitimate opportunity for users, I guess? | The only illegal part is if you use glitched margin to do it. If you’re just doing this with your actual money, then there doesn’t seem to be any reason there’d be a problem. | |
https://imgur.com/gallery/DjR0Z38 | Damn, he was really hoping you would ask for a dick pic by the end there. | |
How’s the fight scenes? | The combat is like in Sekiro, you have to time your moves right and there's force powers. I only started playing it yesterday. | |
Micro transaction bullshit | This DLC sucks ass! | |
It was basically a glitch where he sold AMD options, and Robinhood thought the premium was extra money he was putting into his account, so since he had Robinhood gold, they doubled his buying power based on the premium he received. He then used that new buying power to keep doubling up to x25 leverage. | Please tell me people are not doing this regularly, whose covering their position when the trade closes? I cant imagine Robin hood bailing out these kids or getting blood out of a stone. How is this any different from playing roulette hahhahaha | |
Make sure to overwrite it/save and *then* delete, kids! Reddit servers save the last copy of the comment. Or at least that's how it used to work. | Except for the database backups, yeah. | |
I think the fact that he stumbled across this bug is accidental. Sure, he intentionally abused it, but he didn't realize this was possible until he accidentally did it. | Yes it was accidental. I personally am not abusing it but I know other people will now. | |
Did you use bid or ask or mid for premium? | I believe I used mid. But many of them have surprising small spreads. For example AUPH $4p is 5cent spread and $2.50p is 10cent spread. Will definitely have to recheck on Monday and update | |
Can you prove Epstein wasn't alone on the grassy knoll? | Glenn Beck did not rape a young girl in 1992. | |
Your just mad you spent all that time studying markets and shit. | Bold of you to assume that | |
GUH!? | GUHH?!?! | |
Guhlag | Gulag? | |
Come onnn no trade deal. If I can get out with 20 percent or less loss I'll be happy. | Yea you are major fucked with these puts | |
It won't, nothing will happen. The both credit spread orders won't get filled. Nobody will pay .95 for a $1 spread | Ok hypothetically, what could go wrong, would be just lose only what he put in or some crazy assignment issue? | |
And buttsex! | And illegal tendies distribution | |
That ETF is already at -50% lol | $TSLA isn't an ETF | |
Like actually tho did they ban me for providing sound investment advice? | Yeah, that could be it, sound investment advice is for r/investing, not for this madhouse. | |
pls explain in eli5 language, I’m disgustingly new and this is very interesting | Do yourself a favor and don't even try lol. It never ends well | |
A real, live pajama trader. We got 'em. | Well yes I do trade on Sunday evenings | |
No it’s economics dumb ass boomer | God my IQ was going down reading your comment | |
35C BAC too. | Bac is having trouble going past 34. What make you want to buy 35 call? | |
He kept mentioning that any remote chance of going to jail wasn't worth the trade... I don't think his Personal Risk Tolerance is high enough to hack it here | Well bring my sister in to top him off, he’ll fold after that. | |
Do yourself a favor and don't even try lol. It never ends well | And n0t gamble 90% of my savings?? Nice try RH Agent. | |
'I personally am not abusing it but I know other people will now.' i thought the whole point of your post was that you are abusing it LMAO | SEC must've stopped by his house. | |
[Nice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice) | [Nice ](https://youtu.be/3WAOxKOmR90) | |
Trump's presence on it's own provides people with a lot of confidence in the economy, he is probably the only reason why it hasn't happened yet. | YET...still feeling recession happens after or around summer in time for the election. IF Trump gets elected no recession in 2020 then we go hard correct in his second term | |
I found a glitch that gives you infinite money | Please explain in English how to do this and why it works. | |
Securities fraud isn't even a real thing, open your eyes people. | This but unironically. | |
The market will turn bearish when the last bear converts to bull. | For sure. Glad I’m not the last | |
SPY 330? You're joking right? | thats what the bears said a week ago and two weeks ago and three weeks ago and four weeks ago and five weeks ago and six weeks ago | |
You might be eating steak tomorrow with the recent Gyna news | What news? | |
Please do the needful sir, and put in your bank account and routing number. | My router number is DIR615 | |
*anal | *anal penetration | |
also long plex | fuck streaming; long hard drives | |
love you dog. Just tryna remind you not to hold too long. | It’s all good and you’re right | |
Yep. And the fact that a WSB mod is being taken for a ride on this clown fiesta is hilarious. This whole sub is in for a reality check about 16 hours from now. These condors won't fill. OP has yet to post any proof of prior trades. | I don’t understand any of this I just want to be rich I’ve read the whole thread and nothing happened | |
Guh | Guh, bruh. | |
I was curious if you had other thoughts on it. I think he is discounting the Dollar Tree relation and do not agree with his DD | Nah. Just a gambling addict trying to get his fix. Gl to you your account. Might get okta calls too if the volume is there | |
Yeah he’s an accountant and obsessed with sports. I didn’t see him get baptized but I believe he’s a changed man | 😂🤣😂 | |
Frozen 2, baby Yoda, Star Wars rise of skywalker & disney+. | I'm surprised they weren't ready with better baby yoda merch, that was an easy home run, but they'll still make a bunch of money off it | |
Literally cannot go tits up | literally going tits up | |
[Pics of sister with DD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/207/210/b22.jpg) | Nice. | |
Well that just confirmed it for me. | As L2FMW would say, tooshay | |
What you said was nonsense in the literal meaning of the word nonsense. The risk free rate is 1.6% right now. They cannot simultaneously be indexing fanatics and averse to literally any risk above the risk free rate of 1.6%, only one of those statements can be true. So are they indexing fans or do they have a 100% T-bill portfolio? | When all of them get together and compare massive gains, which average roughly 1-1.5% over the risk free rate of return they all share how they are all master geniuses of the market. Every night they do the efficient market hypothesis prayer. Then when someone says I made 20%, they say gtfo you absolute retarded gambling pos | |
Btw, when’s their submission deadline? Is it after the Dec 20s expire? | I think it will come out mid december | |
As if Robinhood would actually put “yolo level supreme” as their user flair.... | mods can assign flairs to users | |
Real programmer here. I would never work for fkin Robinhood until they refund me my $6k that I lost playing their game | Shit they’d have to have some pretty crazy incentives to get me to work for them. I feel like they’re one retarded bug away from going under. | |
Interesting. They move options I own as well in 1 day? What is fee on options contract | .65 cents per contract which isn’t terrible but it fills right away, I know you can transfer stocks but I’m not sure about options - when I transferred my stocks RH hit me with like a 50$ fee which sucked but eh I like TOS much better | |
All seems normal to me. | Idk guy on the left seems pretty gay to me. Not even man enough to look him in the eye while his bro is helping him out | |
I see your flair but ignoring that, you are saying that people will allowed to just get away scot free after abusing this for tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars? because you assume RH will do nothing about those people. | If it’s a coding error, there is nothing they can do. | |
holy fuck the autism runs deep in this one. | yeye | |
-1000... Can't you read the top or do basic math? | I thought it was short 1000 contracts. | |
Most likely because adcom will determine the outcome. I bought calls for both dates but I think adcom will be the one that will lead to gains | Thanks! What are your thoughts on Mustang Bio & the upcoming presentation @ ASH? | |
The only illegal part is if you use glitched margin to do it. If you’re just doing this with your actual money, then there doesn’t seem to be any reason there’d be a problem. | Illegal for Robinhood if the reason the arb opp exists is because they aren't actually filling these | |
Got shit on last week with SR and Dell. But am I going in with you on Becky DG and Work? FUCK YEA | Bruh, me too. I was straight up not having a good time with those. Lost like 300 dollars. 😥 | |
That is an ETF of an ETF | And only leveraged 3x, way too weak for this sub. | |
DG and DLTR are fundamentally different businesses. The top 100 stores are only beating expectations by 15%? That sounds like positive growth. Sure DG is probably expanding faster than they can, but the company knows it’s market better than some teenage employee trying to decipher information seventeen degrees of separation away from the financial reports. | who cares, yolo. Thats why im posting here, not in r/investing. plus im banned so | |
We are.....inevitable. | Lose, tendies... It's balance. | |
Both. Sucky product translates to bad stock. | In long run that is true but stock is bouncing | |
7 | goodbye |
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