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Do you have any positions? | Selling calls on ULTA 😂😂 | |
Hahah if you woulda listened coulda made tons of money ARWR up 10%! | Hahahah, hopefully you're not broke by year end. | |
Example? | Sure... United health a few weeks ago or so he was talking how it was trading inside a channel and the resistance level it kept bouncing off of where he drew his nice little line and that was an indication to probably go short there. 12 fucking hours later that shit mooned and he’s like “should’ve looked at the other time frame, woulda saw it...” meanwhile had he played his idea he would’ve lost his ass. | |
Well, amphetamines are certainly a hell of a drug | It's really difficult to have both a weight problem and an amphetamine problem at the same time. | |
They're not candlesticks, they're dildos. So, no. | Forbidden dildos | |
Absolutely | Yeah... sold quickly | |
25x Reverse ETF | Infinite leveraged ETF | |
Knowing him he probably didn’t | u right | |
“Do what must be done....” | They were making options puns and you didn’t understand. | |
Make me nervous lol. Worst case hold the mofo cause I think it runs another 30% eoy even without Pfizer news. Good chance though. Lotta massive pharma news lately | That makes you nervous? I threw 4k at both | |
Sure... United health a few weeks ago or so he was talking how it was trading inside a channel and the resistance level it kept bouncing off of where he drew his nice little line and that was an indication to probably go short there. 12 fucking hours later that shit mooned and he’s like “should’ve looked at the other time frame, woulda saw it...” meanwhile had he played his idea he would’ve lost his ass. | Thanks, just took a short on UNH, 240 put Mar. 20, TA looks amazing on this. | |
Cuz they're hungry for it | Hungry for food? | |
Nah was just joking around, you don't have to if you don't want to. You do you, my guy. I'll just ride shiny and chrome into the gates of Valhalla come tomorrow. | Haha I’m with you pal | |
Big if true | I'd be spent after that. Had puts yesterday sold for nice gains, bought the 'bounce' and lost all gains this morning. Had I just held onto my original puts, I'd be up 300% right now. Straight up not having a good time. | |
Could be a shitty cup | Wouldn't surprise me. | |
Why | You bought puts right? | |
Green and red are Xmas colors | Tiss the season | |
Show us your position | Bought at 1.29 152.50 strike I'll break even if the price goes below 151.21 | |
yep | Double yep yep | |
you assume they don't already have one | They buy a new one every year, and fix one like 4 times a year. | |
Looking at 275p but holy shit $4 a contract for FD | I went stupid OTM because of this. | |
BUT HOW WILL WE TELL BRITISH MANGO AND AMERICAN MANGO APART | I call Boris Lemon 🍋 | |
I've gotten burned twice this week on $145c. I get greedy then BAM, down $100 | I had an iron condor with 162/165 on the call side and 152/150 on the put side. Trade 80% POP spreads they said, free money they said. | |
Why but just play shorter dated ones? Like today I opened up 311/312 spreads that expired today. | I guess to give it some time in case it moves against me immediately | |
Lol that could happen. Did it really happen last earnings they had? | Yes my calls got crushed | |
You just have to play differently. Average down on your shorts over longer periods as we go through bull traps | True that, you’re correct | |
Good timing , ascending wedge is complete and death. Cross about to show up on 30m timeframe | going up.. well still got 2 weeks. feels like a sell off coming | |
!remindme 30 days | What did he say | |
Who's the pedo? | Biden if it isn’t obvious with his latest gaffe (and history of similar actions). | |
On the third day of piss-fits the moron gave to me, three corrupt amigos! | on the fourth day of piss fits the moron gave to me four TSLA calls | |
I certainly will not be buying puts as that would be illegal. My gf however has been talking about dumping life savings into the puts. Unrelated of course. | 'the puts' 😂 | |
Hey, you know what they say: 'the more chromosomes, ne mo ooh nomonome.' | Beautiful. 😭 | |
Whats a put? Downloaded RH like yesterday so I’m doing great | Uppies calls, downies puts | |
desktop, seems like when my internet is shitty it freezes up a lot | MacOS or Windows? I had issues on MacOS with a window resizing app. As soon as I ignored ToS it worked perfectly. | |
Fuck well I'm gonna inverse you and go all in on stamps.com | Iron condor it is. | |
You are wrong. It was a clean gap up this morning. | alrighty | |
Oh were still thinking that about TSLA? :) | Yes we are. Dumped SP500 at BE, keeping TSLA and AMZN overnight | |
Mine does...I have been asking for a layoff but it does not work that way. Guys are getting 100k and will likely be back in 6 months, being useful sucks sometimes. | You fail at failing. | |
Smart. Don't jump to conclusions, they'll think you are a kangaroo and butt fuck you | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | |
imagine if you did know, like these guys -- [https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/traders-made-billions-off-trump-trade-war-tweets-vanity-fair-reports-2019-10-1028610136](https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/traders-made-billions-off-trump-trade-war-tweets-vanity-fair-reports-2019-10-1028610136) | So basically trade e-minis and I can make a billion? | |
I mean, did anyone not see China telling Trump to get fucked after he signed that Hong Kong bill? | The Hong Kong bill has nothing to do with it though. China was never going to concede to trump. They don’t have elections. He does. | |
do a spread where even the poorest of autists can afford to trade leaps on the big boi names. its what my poor ass does | Oh I just meant they are expensive in terms of their implied volatility a ways out. You’d need like a 50% gain over two years just to break even last time I’d checked. | |
You can literally time the top by how much these idiots get cocky 🤣 | Best leading indicator | |
I see you are a man of faith | Or is he a fan of maith? | |
Strike and what January expiration? | they were buying Jan 2020 and Jan 2021 all over the board from 40 to 65. Something like 450,000 calls all across the chain | |
don't dead yet bro- it could go either way tomorrow. | Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope. | |
Gonna sell now, or hold? | I was driving so I guess I am holding | |
But it could work? | lol yea I guess not sure how it actually works with the making money part. I think other people have to bite the bait | |
Even bigger than volmageddon of February 2018? | Only time will tell 🌪 | |
they kept guidance largely the same and slightly increased in some areas, but full year guidance is unchanged. Down because it trended upward on potential for good news. Over the course of the week still remains largely flat | Ty dad. That's what I needed. | |
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e5fld1/daily_discussion_thread_december_03_2019/f9krqdt/?context=3) | 5 minutes before close 😂😂 | |
Barely moved 😔 | Starting to crash now. Down 3% AH, and below OP’s strike price. | |
Good point, my brother can do it for $10k | Your brother isn't white shoe. Carl is a consummate snob. | |
I sell calls. Especially on companies /wsb is so sure of 😂 | Lol I only began looking into Ulta because I saw a string of comments about shorting it | |
Also sold my calls at the bottom today. Inverse me. | Bro... I'm right there with you on horrible timing. F | |
Haven't started it up yet. Released around 12-1PM on steam, been to engrossed with stocks to boot it up. Now that's I'm pretty much fucked, at least I get to play it. lol | Word. I'm one of the few out there that loved Reach ha | |
Fuck that gay lion | have dis upvote | |
Next time you want to throw away $10 just let me give you my paypal | He said gambling not dry ass blow jobs | |
what's wrong with having 30 men in your living room? sounds like a party | I have seen those on certain sites, never ends well. | |
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny | You didn't get the joke; that's why they said it went over your head. | |
What did he say | What did he say | |
Yeah, nice job at succeeding idiot. | Gaaayyyy | |
Honestly, CRM was the first big options call I ever made back in August. Went into earnings with 2.4k worth of good calls just slightly OTM, and made about an 80% profit (2k) by selling those calls the morning after. I’m sure you’ll do fine. | Just stopped by to say fuck you for talking me into to holding through the call haha | |
Bitch | Better than the Manning face I was expecting | |
Maybe. That's what it's looking like. | Well I’m in til these puts get assigned to me. Let’s see what happens | |
I'm not sure! But its going to 20 by christmas. So hold long and strong. I bought back in at 14.50 and I'm still holding. Really not worried about the dip. | Yeah looks like it was a bunch of shorts attacking on market weakness and the rumors that there was no buyout (lol rumors that previous rumors weren’t real on impending buyout) | |
Ahh yes, ETF. 'Extreme Trade Fucking' I'll give you my social security number so you can set me up | Dm me | |
A.. au.. autism? | You're catching up quick | |
This is the kind of shitposting that I expect to see on the weekend, not a 400 point down day while RH’s “Risk” Department is consulting a Magic 8-ball when it comes to whether to fix the glitch. | Don't you recognize bear gang when you see one | |
Yea but I was thinking 170c. It's like 1.15 per contract. If Roku decides to rocket to 150, those babies will be worth like 4.00 a piece | Very true. Roku seems to be the popular trade these days. Let us know how it goes if you get em | |
'the puts' 😂 | The t was a typo | |
Or he'll just blow thing up now and blame China for that | Or the Fed | |
Yeah but that's not all. | pp | |
We | Nuke | |
You won me over. Buying some fds tomorrow | Don’t forget the in-app purchases, or repeating the same uphill climb will go str8 2 tha calf muscles n not the 🍑 | |
Can someone please tell this guy where he is? | where he is. | |
They're all over this sub dude | Whoops | |
Yes thanks for correcting the nuance, effectively he gets minimum 3k tax free income annually or 250k tax free capital gains until his capital losses are nullified and no longer carry over. | For sure. I just think it's an important nuance because a lot of newbies seem to mistake it as getting your losses back in their entirety, albeit slowly. It's more so the government taking pity on bad investment decisions and encouraging investment. | |
I believe its time to start looking forward to that and get ahead of the trade. And like I said, they are not just in the US, they are all over the world. | oh true thanks I didn't pick that part up. | |
It would be insane to buy puts at any time. They are a small (compared to the size of their market) company selling an addictive daily drug to a growing country with a billion people in it. There are a million companies losing money you could short instead, why chose this one? | The trend up is going to stop. The hedge fund will stop buying and dumping it. | |
Guidance | But they raised it a little | |
Nice! | Nice | |
May be the best retard win | Both lose. | |
Huugggeeeeee I tell you. Barely up from AH | YUUUGE | |
After hearing your story, I'm not worried about you at all. Just pointing out that there are far too many users joking about suicide as if anybody is actually laughing. Looks like you're level-headed enough to find a way out of this without losing all of your hair. Good luck. | Well as I tell my therapist; “I have suicidal thoughts, but I am not suicidal.” | |
I'm thinking DG puts dltr tree ate ass and while the two aren't really correlated dollar stores tend to eat ass when the economy is stronk | I'm hoping DG does what LOW did instead of what HD did during earnings. I took a big hit on DLTR. Funny thing was last quarter earnings they said the China impact wasn't that bad and their stock mooned. This time they blame China and their stock floors. Go figure. | |
Legit, talk to a CPA. I messed up on some corporate taxes because I was running things through a C-Corp like an idiot and he took what was going to be $30,000 in taxes plus like $20,000 in fines into just $15,000 in taxes and fines combined. | Classy. | |
what do you call the opposite of stockholm syndrome? | Sadism? | |
Oh, yes le 'ol **just time the market** strategy! | Uh, this is wallstreetbets not personal finance. Downvote the responsible post and upvote the spurious ones | |
I’m 19 and I feel bad for losing $600 | Damn, I'm 20. I was only like you yet, look how far I've fallen. | |
Hahahah, hopefully you're not broke by year end. | Arwr $100 by year end ;) | |
They were making options puns and you didn’t understand. | Wtf is an option?? | |
Yeah? Ok. RH wouldn't let me fill anyhow. Price kept jumping wildly. Thanks | Well the 245p 12/06 got executed somehow. So I guess I bought a lottery ticket. 0.45 per contract | |
And your trust in thr collective lead you into trading without a full understanding and now you owe $100k. Bunch of logic there... | *led | |
and got promoted for that? | He’s talking about Larry, not Sundar | |
Seems like itd be legal technically | What? No. Not at all. | |
Decided not to. I'm sure I'll wake up tomorrow and hate that I didn't. I got some Pepsi puts. Seems to be some unusual options activity in Pepsi so I decided to chance it | Chart looks good for a put. Any tips on finding unusual activity for an autist starting out in options | |
Only the guy who made the efficient market hypothesis, basically the guy who invented the idea of stock price already reflecting all available information. The idea of “priced in” is perhaps his baby. | I'm not buying it. That's some shit you'd come up with if you took acid and went on some random walk. | |
How far out are your calls?? | December gonna roll out after next rebound to March but im hoping for 80 by dec20 | |
This fucking guy | wait just so u know we're on the same side. $BECKY should get her $PTON, it doesn't matter who pays for it. long $PTON |
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