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While inversing r/wsb. | reverse the inverse to get the opposite of the flipside, which contrarily, is not the antithesis. | |
eh, safe bet and weed should not be in the same sentence... | A safety meeting where you smoke weed is always a safe bet, especially if you discuss making safe bets on weed. | |
lel she could have taken more tho, whats 38b when u still have like 80b | I don't think many people think she's a gold digger because she actually was with him before he was successful and contributed a lot behind the scenes. $38B is just to remove the shackles from his cock so he can go bang whatever he wants. Fair deal me thinks. | |
how high tho???? | 🚀 if it’s anything like last time | |
How can you be mad unless you believed him? | Some people are rightfully offended when they see a scam. Especially one that’s legally okay. | |
Oh that's all published. I see the EPS, revenue, guidance, YoY stuff. You can see it yourself, just search like $DOCU eps or something on Twitter advanced search and go to latest. | Ok got it. Is it published after 4 though? I'm sitting here like a dumbass waiting for the call to start but it clearly became available before hand | |
Ballsy move, good exit plan though. Take those tendies | Weddings not until Sept 2020 so I had time to recoup if it went south. Also had some cheap puts. | |
I've been selling puts on Tesla. One of my favorites. | I need to start doing that sometimes instead of buying calls | |
Didn't end up buying puts, but I just want you to know tiffany did drop today | .15%...every put under 3 weeks out decreased in value, or didn't move. | |
I need it to finish above 1750, that’s not that F’ng much to ask, right? | Apparently... | |
Yeah guess it won't happen | Yeah $40 down the drain. I’m ruined 😔 | |
F , now you can sell covered calls. | Theta gang, bitches! | |
Oh! I can get a van!? Sign me up!.... Unless it's one of those pedo vans O.o | Proof of van* | |
[https://i.imgur.com/swMmB8e.png](https://i.imgur.com/swMmB8e.png) | Thanks Brody | |
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 | So you're saying you'll venmo me $15? | |
Got like $50 on it? | Yep my money for goid next week | |
Up? | I like to keep people guessing, and also simultaneously if I never tell you exactly, I'm never wrong. | |
Thoughts on top price then? Think it will hit $280-290? | No way, their growth is slowing. It's just whether investors think it's slowing because the company is maturing (which is the ~260 target they are currently at), or whether they think it's due to the death of brick and mortar retail, especially in malls and such that ULTA is primarily in. | |
I took a the LSAT back in 09. Study hard and you’ll thank yourself when it comes time to pay back your law school loans. Better LSAT score = more scholarship money💰 | Exactly, and the better school. I wouldn’t take out loans unless I got into a top law school. Otherwise I’d probably only go to an average law school if I got a great scholarship | |
Sadly this is the current state of the Fed and country and has been its goal since creation. There's a reason that the Fed was created in secret on a secret island trip by JP Morgan, Hunt, and a couple of Senators who wanted to stay powerful. | Jpow the tooth fairy, leaving money under the rich people's pillows at night. No you idiot, price stability is a really useful thing to have compared to unchecked inflation and deflation. Having a central bank allows for much healthier growth of the economy, though it is vulnerable to political influence. | |
Just give it to me straight doc, yes or no! | Solid maybe! | |
Well. You first need to stop sucking dick. No way you can make mad money with that. | You could get SoftBank to underwrite your 'tech' company that way | |
How sure r u lmfao | I honestly would be surprised if it is not up by twenty percent by the end of next week. | |
Thank you! | Nice play! Should make a pretty penny on those assuming she holds up 10% | |
Call FDs are only breakeven right now. Still needs to go up more for them. My 1/17s are looking good though. | My 12/13 235C I held should do well. Hope it opens +5% and I’ll dump ASAP. | |
Holy shit, doesn’t matter anyway, stock is now up 11%! | IV would only really crush them if tomorrow was their expiration. If they went long 2 weeks long or more then Monday would be the crusher. | |
Divorce him and marry the guy who sold him $160k in calls | Theta Gang!! | |
You need to GOOGLE touching a vagina | Vagina doesn’t even BEGIN to compare to making big tendies. I can buy lots of pussy with 80k. | |
God I would love nothing more than to be put out of my misery. I’m drowning in debt from using the infinite leverage glitch on robinhood. | I bet you are. A starry eyed libertarian like you can’t see the irony in your own situation but I digress. | |
Wrong this is my #1 play I’ll post positions once I have my desired amount of contracts | Up to your PRT? | |
I've spread your mom's box, is that what you mean? | That would be a *lox* spread | |
If your whole account is those options bought on margin, a reaction vid would be also be appropriate. | It’s a large portion of the account nothing I do is on margin. It’s not even enabled on my account I’m not that much of an autist | |
Yeah, DM me if that happens. I’d seriously take a case like that on contingency. | Will do haha | |
Thanks for this. though $AMD doing some heavy lifting | They sure are. I think it’s gonna keep going up too | |
That someone is probably on this sub somewhere. | One of the moderators. They are all gay as fuck. | |
Not if they get the contract to build the post offices new fleet | I think that a US based company will likely win that contract because of Trump. But if Lordstown doesn't get a piece of that pie they're fucked. | |
Actually a really good analysis | It's definitely not wrong. How many analysts can claim such accuracy? | |
Nah I bought through these guys https://www.instantscale.com/ - they sometimes get good tech stocks looking for funding. Best they've had was App Dynamics (pre Cisco acquisition), Nutanix and CRWD. I just bought a small stake in Cohesity through them a couple of months ago. | Ah, yes, run by a Chad. | |
Grindr | What region do you find best for blow bangs? | |
Negative. Me being able tp yolo my actual investment account means I'd be moving into a cardboard box. | I guess I'm blessed with a modicum of self control so I can limit my retardation to my LOL account. Good luck out there | |
I don't have that info but I do know more traffic = more conversions. They were averaging 1mil visits a month, and recently bumped to 2.5. | That’s great to know- thank you! | |
Oh shoot..how did that happen? You bought all PUTS on that raging SPY? | Well yes and no. I put 85k last Monday. Went to 140k down to 70 k up to 118k down to 80k down to 30k and then down to 6k. It went down hill from there. | |
If we hit 313 tomorrow I’ll pop a viagra and put a baby in my GF 🤰🏽 | Big poppa | |
Makes sense. Do you have shares or options? | All shares. Like over 150 shares, I don’t care about losing the money if there’s a chance of skyrocket, and it wasn’t even that much. I didn’t do enough DD to feel right buying options. | |
Yea. | I'm on my second one the 7 pro or whatever and it has been great, had a six t but gave that to a kid who needed a phone. | |
Holy shit! I'm never going to cum knowing I spent that much on it! | Do you even get tendies bro? | |
Don’t underestimate the autistness of WSB | Not WSB, definitely hedges for hedge fund managers who are long hundreds of millions worth of SPX components | |
They were red at this time yesterday too | Who fucking looks at futures before like midnight est? Useless info unless you actually know the market. | |
If only there were these things called books with words written in them that you could read to learn stuff. Someone would make a milliom dollars inventing something like that. | Except the shit doesn't work. | |
explain | anyone reading marktwatch for news on the repo market fed activity---when they literally explain what they are doing on their website---has no idea what they are reading and how the repo market works | |
I'm almost positive it will push above the $22.50 resistance this month when they announce their new CEO | Why? | |
Buy shares or sell puts then. Big news is coming good or bad. | Thanks man, I’ll look into selling puts. Haven’t done it before | |
One of us | Fuck | |
I shall find a way | No you won’t. | |
No one likes a tease, post your All Time | Last 20 trades were all red. Just calls and puts. Literally. I think I had one green in there | |
Really...? Youve seen this sub and this is what gets you lol? | id fuckin by snap calls over this shit | |
What about mine tho | Yours definitely isn’t fucked | |
Probably. Some big time idiots overpaying for a really awful investment lol. I can only assume the reason anyone paid for this was so they can short it into oblivion. | Invest to then short. That's deep. | |
Jpow the tooth fairy, leaving money under the rich people's pillows at night. No you idiot, price stability is a really useful thing to have compared to unchecked inflation and deflation. Having a central bank allows for much healthier growth of the economy, though it is vulnerable to political influence. | You would have to be incredibly ignorant and naive to think the Fed is about price stability. Sure, that's the selling point but actual truth behind how it was created and what they're doing is incredibly wicked. | |
I do not buy that | Why? I want reasons. Just a hunch doesnt mean anything. | |
Have you checked prices for those $235 calls though? | Yessir. Right around $700 I believe. | |
Why then specifically? I think it's headed to 1700 at least, but I don't have a date in mind | Stock holders selling shares to buy Christmas presents off Amazon | |
Lol bro 190k tax is a lot. God speed my friend. | I thought he lost 190k? If he's got losses, he's not going to be taxed obviously. He can't write it all off but still. Does he mean he didn't pay any taxes on the source of the 190K? | |
Well the untapped potential here is the spaghetti magic not the software | Oh shit you’re right! Bring it! Beautiful ❤️ | |
reverse the inverse to get the opposite of the flipside, which contrarily, is not the antithesis. | One more inverse just to be safe | |
Who cares She wont get elected. No one wants a blowjob from that face. | Not even a single whisker to tickle the shaft. Boring. | |
Bankrupt? He only risked $18 | I'm not talking about this specific trade. If you read all his posts you'll see he doesn't understand even the day 1 basics of options. He is just asking to get into trouble. | |
Nope. The mortgage interest deduction was an itemized deduction. Only people with very large mortgages ever got any benefit from it, because even on $300k+ loans, your annual interest payments were not higher than the standard deduction anyway. | This is complete bullshit. State income tax, sales tax, property tax, mortgage interest, AND charitable contributions all went in there, plus, the standard deduction was much lower. A third of all taxpayers used to itemize. | |
Theta gang, bitches! | Spin that wheel! | |
Answer the man! | How could the illiterate answer? | |
Wtf did I just read | Theta delta alpha tango, roger that? | |
I can tell you're gay | Seems correct | |
A potpourri of idiocy | This would make nice on a stitched board above a toilet somewhere | |
This should be a requirement for posting | I think it already is a requirement for posting | |
Invest to then short. That's deep. | Just a classic pump n dump, eh? Even better with some HFT algos. | |
fuck the working poor, amirite? | Goddamn proletariats, wanting an equal existence and such. I say, makes me sick to my stomach. | |
anyone reading marktwatch for news on the repo market fed activity---when they literally explain what they are doing on their website---has no idea what they are reading and how the repo market works | I know I'm ignorant | |
Same. What strike? | 5$ strike for .25 | |
Finra compliance | For me this would the equivalent of living without (gay) sex or a soul. | |
My job would fire me for something like that I feel | There is only one way to find out | |
No I see week chart, mental draw lines and follow which ever direction seems strongest along with info from investing.com + bloomberg radio ringing in my ears. Then make my bet and leave. Come back around 4:10 to see what happened. | Thank you! This is what I was wondering. Your DD is strong I’m gonna try it | |
How come you trade on our markets then huh? | because you guys lost it completely 🤑✌️ | |
Bad loss like “GUH” | I got puts homie you got puts but if Shkreli got us then we gon be alRIGHT | |
I see his name a lot but I don’t think I’ve ever heard a song of his | Basically just raps about suicide. Dudes an emo | |
Maybe you are both;) | Lol seriously I think the number now is 128,000 but my dream was 116,000 to 118,000. | |
It's bullshit but whatever. I can trade, I just need approvals to buy and sell and it has to be vanilla trades | That sounds suspiciously like investing and not trading lol | |
Eventually the Iphone will have no ports and no screen. It will just be a white rectangle that you can't interact with. | And the fools here will still pump the stock | |
Did you start out with 20k? Because that’s how most of us do it around here. | No. Started with 10k | |
Have trade talks been upgraded lately? JP Morgan may need to upgrade it to ecstatic. | The only analysts that can upgrade it are Bloomberg, FT, scmp, CNBC, and of course the unknown sources close to the talks. | |
Understandably, I have a friend that accidently put in a 100 contracts for burgers rather than 10, cost his burger king firm a solid 50 dollars in burger losses. Actually shift the world futures price of burgers in that single purchase. He was drunk when he did it too. There was a whole burger exchange commission investigation and everything | I wasn’t sure if I was autistic until I realized I read this entire exchange. | |
That's exactly what happened to a ton of people in the dotcom bust. Try not paying for a couple years then calling one of those places that says ' I owed $100k to the IRS and shady company settled for $3.50'. Let us know if it works. | So your saying there's a chance...wonder if there is any precedence about this situation. Will find out... | |
A real modern day Holden Caulfield | I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS BUT HWRES AN UPVOTE | |
Thatta boi :,) | It’s spelled Theta, you knob. | |
It's new | Plz bring back the McRib. | |
I looked too and honestly couldn't find anything. I thought Trump tweeted some crazy shit, but he didn't. The dip was bought in literally 5 minutes so I think someone missed clicked lol | Did someone that was investigating a former politician “commit suicide” during that flair? Could have been a distraction! | |
They are kind of retarded for listing in Saudi Arabia. Probably 95% of the total possible investment is in the US. | All the Americans wanted to actually 'look at the books'. Lol no thanks, Yanks! We'll list it on the Durka Durka Exchange. | |
A wash trade is when you make a trade then go do your laundry. Apparently there are some tax implications with your water provider or some shit. | This is solid DD, MODS flair him “ laundrymat” | |
Are taxes from the stock market more? | If it's short term capital gains it's counted the same as ordinary income but no fica. If it's long term as in you've had it for over a year is taxed at a preferential rate most likely 15% but I don't know your income | |
Talking spx | that’s literally every major index tard | |
Among other things yeah | Is it Two ~~Sigma~~ Ligma? |
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