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Pretty good? | How far out did you go? | |
E | L | |
What the fuck did you just call me? | What do you mean 'those' stocks? You mean...tickers...right | |
I'm a bottom, he controls the finances | Say that you want to do the cowgirl position. | |
hey man It got down to 39 degrees one night so you better watch your tone. | My bad, I didn’t know you guys experienced polar vortex’s once. When was this? 1962ish? | |
Bring a slab of meat and ask if they’ll cook it. | I’ll bring real meat and tell them it’s beyond meat. After they finish eating it, I’ll brag that you can’t feel the difference | |
You sounding Salty | No that’s just because I over salted the fries. | |
Doing the Lord's work | Amen brother. | |
And we love them for it. | Unfortunately | |
Anything above 247.5 is a win. | You think it’s going to climb on open? Holding 12/20 $265c. I guess see where it opens and set a loss stop and hope it keeps going! | |
Like a power bottom? | Exactly. Like a power bottom. | |
mega super gay | Bigly gay | |
Gonna day trade some Weekly calls | Yea buddy. I like jumping on the day after earnings. Burn a day trade, make some easy tendies. | |
People on here can’t afford an Amazon option. Not even a share. | They can buy a $2,000 strike call expiring next week lol | |
You should be stretching your hip flexors everyday, and work on your posture if you're old enough to complain about it, it will help when sitting and walking. | Are you my physical the rapist? | |
Lying sack | BYND’s stock price has dropped $161 since July, or nearly 70%. Nobody wants your fake meat and the company is going the fuck under. They can market it all they want and get vegan celebs to shill all day, but you’ll never convince people like me (aka the target market) to eat it. So again, but louder: PUTS ALL DAY YA VEGAN BITCH. | |
Which sub? BLT? I like tandoori chicken | Italian | |
I just downvoted you because everyone else did | Lol. Fair. | |
that’s literally every major index tard | What? | |
Jesse is smarter than OP or didn’t read the fine print | Probably works for State Farm or the likes and only sell mutual funds...so because his firm doesn’t offer options/individual stock/bond he can have an outside brokerage account to do this. | |
Been avoiding retail like the plague because many feel like zombies with the debt outpacing the income. Definitely anxious to see what the Dec 11 FOMC has to say about interest guidance. | This is why Ulta will be $1500 by 2022. | |
This happened last year , shorts digging stuff up cause their mad at the ER losses . | I wasn't digging it up.. it was the second story on a news site. | |
'Damn, we almost had him' - SEC | 'it's nap time!' - SEC | |
But I like my job. 😕 | Well keep it, I like mine but I'm always open to change. | |
False Equivalence. Trade talks going well TM has every new cycle taking the same amount of time as the last cycle, or longer. Zeno's Paradox has each new cycle taking half the time than the last cycle did. This means we never reach our destination, but Zeno does. | Wrong. Im going to put Trump on you. | |
The ultimate margin call | Can you say GUH during the termination meeting? | |
You people are retarded.... his brokerage automatically exercised ITM call options, he now owns shares of roku, it’s not really a huge deal he can sell on the open. You can’t exercise OTM options, that would be like trying to cash a losing lotto ticket. | Lol thehn how do you explain the exercise happening on a 160 strike while the stock was in the 140s? Or is his screen shot just misleading? | |
I like fat chicks | They can be crucial to have around during dry times. I agree. | |
Autists are like onions. | They make you cry and no one really knows why? | |
I bought $270 puts for january 17. Can't see the stock NOT fall below $265... | Post positions or ban | |
And tits up | But I was told it was guaranteed the tits literally couldnt go up | |
Well I started a week ago with $350, I’m up to $1150 this morning since the SPY pop. That’s over the course of about 25 trades, so no YOLO. I usually do 1/4 of my account value as max risk per credit spread trade and I look for at least a 60/40 ratio (ie $60 of premium for $40 of risk). I do a week or two out and close early most of the time to roll my positions. I also buy at the money with $1 spreads so I’m basically just betting on direction in the near future | Nice. might have to add that in to my little bs tomfuckery | |
No doubt. Or that AOL acquisition | I am perplexed how Verizon can literally make worse investments than this sub. | |
I might. I kind of want to free up the cash though. It's OK though. I'll take 10% on them. | In the same boat, haha. Sold a CC on XLE and that fucker rocketed today. Just waiting to see if it comes back to earth to buy it back. it's awesome when a CC helps pad stock losses... not so great when it adds to them :D | |
Sounds like he is about to have a final stroke | lmao | |
I dont need to imagine | I don't even have enough left to buy rope with | |
maybe you could post bulls r fuk every 15 minutes for 8 hours again today? | I don’t do it myself don’t bully me | |
What about trippling down tho? | Yeah that’s no good either lol a couple weeks ago I was up 30% all time and then I tripled down on nflx poots and now I’m down 50% all time :) | |
It’s spelled Theta, you knob. | It's spelled noob, you noob | |
I wasn’t sure if I was autistic until I realized I read this entire exchange. | Is this confirmation of autism? | |
it's actually exactly what happened last time we double topped in the same week | go on.. | |
inverse what that retard just said | This aged well | |
I worked for the bank side before and had salary. They kept my salary from my previous role but switched it to hourly pay. I'm not 100% sure what I will gross, but after bonuses and overtime just adding it up, high 90k. It'll likely land mid 80 I think | Good for you my friend. I wish you the best. May you earn lots of money and keep moving up the ladder. Do be scared to move on to an even higher salary after a couple years. Which city? | |
No problem man, happy it worked out for you! | Did you sell yours or still holding? | |
How far out did you go? | Jan 2020 | |
that's why i went way long. gives the market time to adjust to all that shit | Should've waited to get discounted calls. | |
Chik fil a? | That’s funny I was searching for CFA memes yesterday (L1 is tomorrow) and Chik fil a kept coming up. Good luck boys and girls | |
USO 12.5c for Dec 13 were 0.07 this morning, literally sold my spy calls and rolled it into those bad boys | 12.5c still good? | |
Probably works for State Farm or the likes and only sell mutual funds...so because his firm doesn’t offer options/individual stock/bond he can have an outside brokerage account to do this. | Nope! My firm offers everything but options because our clients were losing too much money. | |
very credible source | I pulled off a great source in one of my recent group projects. A friend of mine had worked for a year as a consultant, and when we did a project on a company of our choice we chose the company he has mostly worked with, so a lot of our presentation was just using his own work. It would have been fun to just write 'Source: Me' in our presentation. | |
Look at this guys post history. He routinely gains and loses my annual salary with every play. Dude is not in it for the money, he’s in it for the *thrill* | he's in it for admiration from /r/wsb \- his portfolio is multi-million and he never risks more than 5% of it on a play. | |
He’s such a bitch to play against. But damn it’s funny when he’s on your team and people blowing up and shit zu | Played a game last night with people fucking popping bkbs to drop meme hammers on towers. Great way to break that shits spirit. Also lol to Dota tangent on fucking Wallstreet bets | |
All the Americans wanted to actually 'look at the books'. Lol no thanks, Yanks! We'll list it on the Durka Durka Exchange. | True answer from op right here | |
Still holding? It's crawling back down... | Ya, think I'm gonna hold for a while. I've been in it for so long I'd hate to sell and miss out on big unexpected news | |
so how much did you make? | So far he’s up to about $7.5k but peaked at $8.6k | |
L | C | |
You guys should totally hamstring the energy sector and import more Chinese speculators | You guys are busy inventing new tech, while we are busy inventing new genders | |
Right? My company starts out Dev 1s at 65k+ and many of my friends from school started out much higher than I did. Idk where they are hiring anyone less than 50k for a programming position | I got hired out of a bootcamp at 6 figures. | |
I hope so for my puts’ sake | you and me and lots of other bears here | |
You know what PPT stands for right? | Yes, it means Unlimited Personal Risk Tolerance | |
This is such a good shitpost i almost don't wanna call it that. | I appreciate it but I felt no remorse flairing it as such | |
One interesting thing is it can absorb CO2 out of the atmosphere. | It helps keep the stink out of clothes too | |
Solid DD, good luck | lol best to you as well oil boner | |
Don't know about that... It can definitely go lower. I'd wait until around 135 to consider it | true, it's holding up nicely with these rally back to ATH, will be a lot of volatility into next week too, have to see how bond yields react for the rest of the day | |
Literally the best. Make sure you get the app | shit you're right. thanks | |
nice i got over 10k shares of a furniture store i never knew existed! | And this right here boys is why I sub!!! | |
Jan 2020 | Strike? When are you gonna close? | |
IV has not increased at all. | Do you think the IV will increase as we get closer to the ER? | |
They're not glitches? I haven't been paying attention this morning but assumed it was a glitch. It looks like the market was halted on Robinhood's charts, checked TOS and investing.com and they're not flatlines like that, although it hasn't moved all that much. I'm pretty sure it is a glitch fam. | Thanks for the heads up, autism + honestly thought today was just extra boring. | |
From your description of your incoherent trading strategy - which actually made me feel anxious just by reading it - I am going long on your dog getting the best results for 2020.... | Probably a good idea | |
MacKenzie. | damn gurl don't dump 'em all at once. | |
Didn't Squawk report 3,000 this morning? | Well damn... Uber drivers were busy getting in 3,000 assaults this morning to get their number up. | |
Christmas hirings bring January firings | It's seasonally adjusted, dumbass. | |
Should we buy puts or sell calls? | Both. Then you always win. | |
Imagine deleting your comment because other people don't like it on the internet | He thinks his law school administrators didn't know years ago that he was going to drag their alumni employment percentages down. | |
Manufactured rage. There was nothing wrong with that ad, at all. | My thoughts exactly | |
Sum Wan | Ho Li Fook | |
You know why they call it a put? Because you might as well put your cash in a trash can. | Exactly why you sell puts to the idiots. | |
This guy runescapes | Jmods won't respond | |
You guys are busy inventing new tech, while we are busy inventing new genders | Oof! Wow YIKES sweaty that's a lot to unpack. | |
Tell me I wasn’t right! | Doesn't matter. How much $$$ you made is the only thing that matters. So, post those positions son. | |
That’s the basic portfolio oversight policy for any major bank tbh | Can confirm. Pretty much the same as the policy at BNYM regardless of what you do. | |
Do you have a job? | Two | |
I could see them putting it out Feb 1 to celebrate Valentines Day. | Yeah, I'm thinking maybe it comes out on video/streaming everywhere else mid Feb, but DIS+ a week or two early | |
China agrees to buy $2 Trillion of US goods, SPY to 420: Living Organisms | “Debt funding secured” - US treasury | |
Saudis proposing an additional 500k barrels per day cut for OPEC when the market was expecting them to only maintain the current cuts. | Oh word! I thought it was because of the cold snap coming through the US on the 12th... I’m a meteorologist so I’ve been dicking around with commodities relationship with weather. | |
Sorry. As trump said “millimeters away” | 👉👈 | |
Even more reason for folks to ride their PTON indoors | lol but also F for our boys and girls in camo | |
USO calls | Not sure if oil reference, really well played United Services Organization pun, or combo because illuminati | |
you worried about being able to close your position at all? the volume isn't great at 32 | Meh, they’re FDs for a reason, I have like 6 other positions open for other stuff, in addition to a credit spread on chewy. hopefully a small gain offsets a small gamble on calls | |
C | H | |
Can we get much higher? | so high | |
SPY puts for Monday | Maybe but thats just a guess. Actually made a new rule for now to not buy calls or puts. Will only be margin trading and futures. I could just short futures instead of get puts on spy and I wouldn't have to worry about decay or greeks, plus have flexibility to trade almost all the time. | |
Not sure if you are talking about me or not, but I'll take your blessings either way? | nah someone from a post today/yesterday, but take it too | |
Steve Eisner has had a short position for a long time on Canadian banks | He got wrecked | |
Natural gas tends to rally more off of weather stuff like that | Yeah I noticed that, you think it’s coincidence that oil has a similar spike about 1-3 days after a cold snap? | |
Today | spot on | |
Wi Tu Lo | Sum Ting Wong | |
Yea, but the bull market run is fucking unreal, man. Let's be honest, the fed are 'making sure' that there won't be a recession. This makes me think that when we do go down, we are going to hit the bottom hard in the future. | I agree with you, the thing is though, quantitative easing and rate cuts are the new normal now. Why would they ever stop at this point? They can print money without causing inflating since the money all goes into the markets and not the economy. | |
Did you sell yours or still holding? | Long gone haha |
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