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Lmfao as if you even understand what this post means. You probably don’t have any kind of degree relating to this area of study. | Look here mother fucker I have a degree in autism from the school of r/wallstreetbets the number one rule is do the opposite of OPs yolo. I bet you don't even know what a call or put is, well guess what, neither do I, which is why I'll be the next warren buffett before you. | |
Biggest win in a while. Thanks man. | Glad you benefited as well. Subs full of fools who will chase absurd shit but when an easy play comes along, no one listens. | |
I believe this man does 20% stop losses. | He should be good then | |
You mean no one who's active in this sub is smart, as opposed to all the lurkers just here to watch other people be stupid. | Nope. If you're here, you're stupid too. | |
This man is literally offering free HJs rn | 😘 | |
They haven't split yet and I believe it's Smith & Wesson | Right I meant you’d have to pick a different gun company. But I didn’t know the split wasn’t in effect yet. I’m dumb I assumed it happened the day they announced but that’s retarded nothing works like that. | |
The parade is killing them, and has gotten smaller every single year. Security costs have skyrocketed. The parade route is now a tiny fraction of the length it once was. | They also got caught reusing balloons (apparently a big deal to avid parade enthusiasts) and also decided to go ahead and run the parade even though it was way too damn windy. One person even got knocked over by a ballon and they had to fly them really low. | |
Who cares it won't go anywhere. | Who cares She wont get elected. No one wants a blowjob from that face. | |
Classic premarket hype...just for shit to pullback. | Am the sad boi now. Maybe hold for a couple weeks? People need the discounted x-mas hams | |
I'm thinking about it...I wanted to pick the brains of fellow autists and see if this is a decent idea, or a retarded fucking play. If it seems decent enough, I'll buy 1000-2000 shares because the price will skyrocket if FDA approves it. | I bought some Jan calls so here's hoping for good news 👍 | |
It is good for low volume, but I think there is a large oversupply in North America right now. | Depends on the state a ton | |
Because selling puts hypothetically puts you at risk of losing everything. Also, an ETF of only selling premium, I've never heard of that because it's an ETF not a hedge fund or investment firm. | $PUTW | |
True bears position for a a brief steep drop. No other way to be a successful bear in a bull market. | The winners are true bears, losers are fake bears. You can say the same for bulls then? | |
what a fucking boss | *SPOILERS* he doesn't. | |
Gonna see how far AUPH drops then sell naked puts. Ad probably the same with AXSM. | I’m legit in the same boat. Or load shares and sell covered calls, only thing I worry about is dilution | |
the way spy is moving there will be a 20% move by eod either way. | *double checks bug out bag* | |
The way you are pronouncing 'I'm wrong' is really weird. What region of the country are you from? | jesus christ im not gonna be spending time on here proving that i know the difference between impeachment and removal | |
what expiry? There's not gonna be news for a while | its mooning | |
Probably because the only thing people are sick of more than shootings are discussing the solutions and doing nothing. | Might be a stupid question but is the only solution to have greater gun control? More security in places like schools? Improved psychological health among everyone would help but thats a broad issue to tackle. | |
What’s the next step for this bio🌈 | They still haven't released the data from their study so its not too late to hop in. It'll be $20 on good data. | |
I do. That one sucked. | You're telling me, I bought shares at the fucking top before that ER | |
Normally I'd say yes but during the conference they gave a subtle hint that phase 2 results will be good. | Phase 2 isn't til after DEC 20 though right? And even still it may limit upside but it's still good money | |
No problem | I’ve decided to sell my calls because those were very expensive with such a high IV and I have the potential to lose it all. I’ve decided to keep my sold puts, however. The stock would have to drop quite a bit for me to lose money there and if it rises, stays flat, or falls some I will be able to capture that theta burn on any of those things. A compromise between our two positions :) | |
Boy, between Daddy's incoming negative rates and free BernieBux for everyone, we going to 2,000% | BernieBux are the perfect tool for YOLOs. | |
You get more leverage, but there is counter party risk. Reminds me too much of 'bucket shops' which are banned now in the US. I've seen too many brokers go under to trust them. There was that big broker, FXCM (iirc), that went under when a specific currency (Russia?) depegged. Imagine losing everything because of someone else's risk management | CFD providers are LITERALLY bucket shops. | |
I think IB has 10k limit? | Not anymore. At least in Northern America. I live in Canada. | |
This is a bull market. You cant just stay short in a bull market, its all for a trade. | Absolutely. Just saying if you’re going to point out Bulls getting crushed past 2 days, how many Bears walked off a cliff in the past 2 months? | |
This is due to black Friday and also won't be in the reporting period | Yes but will be included in guidance. | |
i'm down 50% on my 225 calls but they are feb.. I got time and IRON HANDS | I got feb 230s | |
There’s a sex toy called “fuck my big black ass” and I want one now. Long Spencer’s Gifts! | link or gtfo bitch | |
You can’t even spell it | Yeah, it’s spelled analist | |
thanks much appreciated man! | Sure thing the easiest way to find good ones is on barchart just look at options with the highest IV. Then go through the biotech ones until you find a diamond. | |
I remember. He said it was a short in the $20s as well, I believe. Not that he won't be proven wrong eventually, but just to give you some context. | I think his argument was basically that sales would likely disappoint despite good data because that's the usual for psych drugs | |
He said hes learning by doing, I don't think he understands what assignment even is | It's the homework that your mom keeps telling you to do before your dad's house for the weekend | |
Just have a cock cam next to the stock charts. Whenever you make a successful play you maintain an erection. Whenever your plays get fucked you have to get flaccid. | That sounds easy on this sub... only problem will be to summon the raging hard on once a quarter at some random point. | |
Yah plummeted. 295 is a far cry from 305 when you have 310 calls. Options are deep in the red. | This didn't age well. | |
/r/legaladvice My husband racked up $160,000 in debt what should I do??? | Divorce him and marry the guy who sold him $160k in calls | |
I don't look at fundamentals. Just looking at charts. | Sums up WSB pretty well | |
Made ~5k on the month, almost all NKE | Most reliable gain train there has been for me this year. | |
Stock tanked on earning. Had an expiration date of 4/17/20. Expedia has tended to float between 100-130 for the past several years so seemed like the drop at earnings was a bit of a an overreaction. | Thanks! Can I ask what made you choose that expiration date - not earlier and not later? | |
but posting about it here is priceless. | Love it | |
Yessir - holding 12/20 75s | I have the same position, let’s ride brother | |
_As a former casino dealer this made me laugh._ | Is it not true? | |
Because the dollar doesn’t have to compete with gold. It only competes with other currencies and right now it’s the best out there. | Gold is a commodity often used as a hedge against currencies because they have a negative price correlation with gold. In almost all cases that inflation of a major currency was high, gold shot up in value. That's why he was asking why gold isn't mooning. People flee to gold when they have uncertainties about the dollar, driving up the price. | |
I’ll keep that in mind if I ever get a bunch of gains through an “accidental” over leveraging allowed by an online trading platform | Yeah, DM me if that happens. I’d seriously take a case like that on contingency. | |
You rang? | You wang? | |
Or just watched a lot of law and order as a kid...I’m paying off my undergrad before there’s any chance I take the LSAT | I took a the LSAT back in 09. Study hard and you’ll thank yourself when it comes time to pay back your law school loans. Better LSAT score = more scholarship money💰 | |
I will end you. If I ever meet you in real life I will actually kill you. This is a death threat. | God I would love nothing more than to be put out of my misery. I’m drowning in debt from using the infinite leverage glitch on robinhood. | |
Thought about it but the IV is insane | Stay out. I considered cutting my loss as not much vs holding tomorrow. Like an idiot I’ll roll the dice and possibly lose it all | |
better buy all ur christmas gifts from them and convince trump to give them the JEDI contract... | They already smashed BF and CM. And the industry knows about the superiority of AWS. JEDI just affirms the hatred of Trump towards Amazon. | |
I appreciate the headlines. I'm observing how the market is taking those headlines. | I'm observing how butthurt /r/wsb gets every time there's a bullish headline | |
So he’s a bear? | DONT EVER INSULT ME LIKE THAT IM A BULL OK | |
This is short bus level retarded | Yeah, but I'm the fifth smartest guy who rides the short bus. All four of the others guys are amazed by my skills. | |
you haven't been keeping up in the daily posts have you ;) I'm long calls. | Ahh. What are you holding? | |
see you tomorrow | LOL I quit for 2 days earlier this week | |
here here! Good luck my man- WITNESSED | Same to you brother | |
If you made the play, don’t regret it. | I am going to close $ZM before ER no matter what, but was sure it was going to rise, similar to what $CRM did before ER. | |
I’m tempted to go $75 calls (79.50 to break even) but the thought of this things dipping to $76 and staying there till December 20 is too scary lol. | I'm doing 1/17 $90 C. I can see this being a good Long Swing. | |
silicone or saggy what we talking here? | Batteries | |
What’s the point of developing a phone every 6 months if people are upgrading at longer and longer intervals. Subscription for Apple Music is nice but I doubt they’re actually making profits on it. Same goes for Apple TV, the only people I know that have are the ones that got it free. Again, you didn’t adress the elephant in the room. Revenue decline yoy. | Recurring revenue addresses those concerns. Recurring revenue from subscriptions will explode. | |
Holy shit, OI of 47k on those | ya thats why i snagged | |
You just gotta _feel_ the currency markets | Has nothing to do with currency markets. Inflation is a *domestic* measure of prices. | |
oh damn didn't know that was the source. Is there any other source reporting this or did he just say 'takeover candidate' and people ran with the narrative? | there was no other source, just Cramer who was hardselling Shop. 100% had calls | |
https://www.cnn.com/style/article/art-basel-miami-maurizio-cattelan-banana-scli-intl/index.html | Money laundering. | |
Getting fisted up my asshole right now, so just wait. I own December 12/13 Jan 17 too | I have a pinky finger up there. Still dont like it. | |
it was on bloomberg | No no no... Trump said though and Bloomberg reported it. you have to watch it when the feed says bloomberg or cnbc reports that thing are going well based on 'we have no idea really; but we can use some words to trick retail investors into providing liquidity to our friends that want to sell put options that will expire worthless; but they need buyers dumb enough to buy them' | |
Fake and gay | Is ur mom a golden retriever? | |
There are online games when you can lose thousands of dollars in a few seconds... like, you buy some high end shit after barely knowing the game and then lose it all in an instant (Eve Online...) | Who was that guy that ran a long con on EO? Something like 4 years, then just busted everyone's nuts. | |
Got your covered! Mine says 'Ask again later' | So... what did it say later? | |
Gold is a commodity often used as a hedge against currencies because they have a negative price correlation with gold. In almost all cases that inflation of a major currency was high, gold shot up in value. That's why he was asking why gold isn't mooning. People flee to gold when they have uncertainties about the dollar, driving up the price. | Thanks I never knew what gold was! | |
I’m your 420th updoot. Get on your knees and suck | I don’t fuck with fashists | |
You're | fuck off with your grammar | |
*looks at cubicle* | Underrated comment | |
I see these ads on Snapchat like “You can now invest in LEGAL weed!!! $$$:D” Guarantee they get suckers everyday | lmao right. i feel like ive made the most from puts on acb | |
Yeah but do you have the PDF? We're not trying to spend $5.39. | Yeah! I could buy 2 shares of NIO for that much! | |
But you still made more money then you would have otherwise.. | He is talking about making it to Jan 1 with the gains. Then losing the money before paying the taxes early next year. | |
That's just saying that you're gay with extra steps | All the gay with extra sauce. | |
It was $312 on Monday lol | True but it’s $366 today, I’m with you though if it goes to $345 I’ll make about $30k so die shop die | |
Define research? No seriously what's your method? | Research as in reading posts on this sub | |
Wish I knew which would be which. | Just stick with what you are and hope you get licky | |
That’s mixing up a few things. His options give him the right to sell at expiration. If the underlying price is >310 the options expire worthless. If it’s <310 then he has 2 choices. Sell the options making $50k for every dollar it’s below 310 or exercise the options/sell the shares for 310 each and buy them at market. Nobody would exercise. | Ah ok it's starting to make sense, thanks for the explanation | |
Wouldn't bad news be good in PUTS land? | sorry yes, you're gonna be rich with those PUTS | |
position or GTFO | Sold 2x1760p expiring 12/6 | |
How did that go for you? I bought puts yesterday afternoon..;) | Picking tops is against my trading rules | |
Theta gang. | Theta Gang - posting up on both sides of the block because they no your ass aint escaping these streets! | |
Not in on this play but just curious about Jersey Mike's subs | Its the suds08 of sandwich shops | |
Plot twist, is not a dog, but his girlfriend. | Plot twist, it’s both a dog and his girlfriend. | |
Okay this “food” sounds unfit for human consumption at best. | [It's my favorite fast food place, and this is all I order.](https://cds.arbys.com/assets/product_item/HalfLbRB_18_tile_Mobile_768x640.jpg) | |
this is a really good point, OP isn't including the costs of upkeep on the dog | How do you account for the value of the meat? | |
I have January 17th calls | Same. What strike? | |
I had an AMZN credit spread going once where someone exercised waaaaaaaay too early and out of the money. I woke up and called TD thinking it was a mistake. The agent couldn't believe it either. | That someone is probably on this sub somewhere. | |
Is ur mom a golden retriever? | no, but she is a bitch | |
Holy shit that IV | ATM call 350% | |
We call this the 'transitional' phase. Good luck out there. | The worse my portfolio does, the more desperate my search for coins becomes, looking under trash cans and inside discarded pizza boxes...the better finds I make, the more I retardedly dump cash into Robinhood - well, actually it's really hard to get more retarded than I have already done, not sure what I would do other than buy SPY puts...maybe puts on leveraged SPY? | |
I'll keep buying SPY, as I have been, to do my part for you. | appreciated | |
Thanks | Did you get in? | |
long $ROPE | Would you long it or short $ROPE | |
Oh u have a good chance dude | Hopefully. Fingers crossed. | |
Selling calls on ULTA 😂😂 | Glad I inversed you. | |
I hope the IV crush didn't get you. I bought early this morning and then again when it dipped negative. Kind of a stupid day. I'm holding for a while as these earnings absolutely crushed it in every way with raised guidance. Wait till the analysts finally get around and start upgrading this. | yeah, my calls are down, but I'm still holding, expecting some good news or a miracle before they expire on Dec 13. |
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