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I do my best to troll boomers in wsj comment sections, so I'm def on board with this merger
Well this is a hobby I didn't know I needed in my life.
I like to gold bond powder, for a real good time though use the green bottle. and stand in front of a fan.
The green bottle is a gamechanger
Read the wikipedia page on Musk. This is just how he runs all of his companies at desperate times and he's only had success with it.
Hey you, happy birthday
Big if true
Big cus true
Lol, the real number was probably higher because the workers were posting about hitting 5000 on social media like 6 hours before end of day Saturday. They probably stopped a few over 5k so as not to set the standard too high for next week (fourth of July holidays)
Where the posts bro
Patience. Probably do nothing because the market is going to be a battleground of ugly volatility tomorrow as it tries to find a direction, again.
Yessir
Lol startup
sMaLL InDiE CoMpaNY
When will BABA stop being a shitty stonk?
My cost basis on it is ~64$. I'm pretty good with it.
As long as we figure out what caused those two nukes on mars ill go, I dont want to be the first to find out why there are pyramids like ours there too either... NOPE I saw that movie Prometheus NO fuckin way. ill stay on earth.
Hello eggs! You will be fine in this single basket.
They only thing receding is your hairline. Now buy some calls with us
He doesn't deserve daddy's love
is europe even worth $300 Billion? that's a lot of stinky french cheese and german shit porn
Dude come on, you know as well as I do that they also export baguettes and white flags.
yes
5'1
Well if it didn’t it would blow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIsdxPY_8H0
Hahaha yes kidding too... is what I was doing also because I'm not some kind cyberperv looking for action on Reddit... that would be gross.
u wan sum fuk
why is everyone talking about buying tesla calls then?
They're excited to lose money, I guess.
Then ride her with a saddle
Then fly away like a condor before she wakes up
They're actually just bricks with a radio transceiver taped on.
Tape is extra
Their whole theory, which is why people buy their stock, is that dividends are a form of double taxation. They rather add cash to their balance sheet for future acquisitions of stock or companies. Then an investor can sell stock when they want and be taxed only once. People who own BRK do not ever expect or want a dividend from them.
I’m aware of that rationale - it just seems self-serving. They never tell the public companies they own large chunks of to stop paying *their* dividends.
Very true. If anything I think Munger will go first! He has an extra 7 years on Buffett, but Buffett’s cancer thing really put me on the edge about his health.
Something like >80% of all men over 80 have some form of prostate cancer. It's usually not a worry, since most forms are very slow growing.
Curious... why so far otm? I see that heard dirt cheap compared to atm.
Won’t be by the time options are open
How did you get so rich
I am mid 30s, no kids, and am very frugal.
I didn't know your Nokia 3310 had internet fag
You're a fucking idiot then, admittedly.
B-b-but muh MAGA
I'm so sick of winning
Interesting. From where is the DD? You in the industry? Or a customer maybe?
People are fat as fuck and need home CPAP masks
Self imposed levels that even if the sustainable production numbers are 20% lower those are numbers people didn't expect at this stage.
I’m pretty sure people expected them when their CEO told their investors they’d hit it. Which makes them ages behind schedule and assembling in tents.
Up 20$, I assume at open it will go up and test 380 before starting to pull back
That’s my thought as well. I have a few calls and sold a covered call at 390
the real analysis might paint an even bleaker picture. they lose more money as time goes by, whats there to like?
Check out pre-market. Up 6% lol
Not enough meat on dem bones
If premarket and opening correlate... looking like a snack
either way, it totally negates your point. As with all your posts, they are self defeating and prove nothing. You would be better off shutting up.
Talking about what would've been a good trade after the fact and providing no proof of your actual positions as part of your post on your portfolio is stupid. That's the point.
When did I do this? I never post on this sub. The old Mantra has always been buy at 11 sell at 13
Group think... asshole
My note wasn’t serious?
He's not ready.
TSLA FDs. Done. Now back to posting.
Woah, what about your 10am dicksucking appointments?
Don't forget lending rules which led to the banking disaster which caused the housing market crash and automobile industry crash
Obama’s caused the crush that happened the year before he took office?
This. Valued like tech companies because it has a better growth rate than those. No one wants to buy companies that plan on stopping to sell most of their cars (like Ford) and that have assets that will be worthless when we truly switch to EVs.
Are you thinking the rest of the auto industry isn't going to get in on the EV market if that's what the market wants?
I'm not saying he should change it -- just that he could if he want to do so. Idc either way.
I bet your teachers and classmates hated you
But also means higher loss?
We don't talk about that.
F. I still cant believe I pussied out of buying puts at open.
A
Hahahaha. You little shit you have no idea what you’re talking about. Keep googling his spin,
Show me even a single source of him saying 90%+ Hillary either text or in an interview in the weeks leading up to the election and I will post a video on YouTube apologizing to you and saying how wrong I was.
not trying to be an a-hole but what's your short position? honestly just curious how the average telsa bear is doing today
You're looking for the average bear on WSB?????
Well did you sell?
Nope, I believe in tesla and think it has some good stuff coming before the end of July
not a bad bet tbh I have no idea where it will go, but my calls are January expiry so NBD if it tanks today. I have seen TSLA go red in the morning only to close green many times before tho.
Issue is it went green at open and hence now has fated wsb curse to close red
Too late on July. Losing money now. Hopefully will pop when update letter is released
Lol. Holding an expiring weekly on a huge up day and not closing it out this AM when you're back in the green...
The theoretical energy density of Li-ion is like x3 of its current energy density. They will get there with time.
3x modern lithium ion energy density is still like one-eighth the energy density of a tin can with gasoline in it. 'rechargeable EV batteries in parity with internal combustion engine energy density' is star trek shit. those batteries would be a greater technological leap than an alexa skill that lets you mine asteroids by voice command.
so u blame this sub
it's the only logical explanation
Thanks!! I do feel like the mobile payment sector is going to be generally doing well this summer.
Clover also has the advantage of linking to BofA business customers, it's an easy crossover since they run together and easy to link to accounts. That is what we used for our retail location. While Square is easy to use and setup for the starting business, Clover definitely had more reporting and additions like a standard POS service similar to Quickbooks (Quickbooks would still be more detailed than these though). Just my opinion on experience using them.
*Points finger at head*
I think he's gonna try to shoot his own legs off.
Interesting. So $AMD is worth $1.4b in early 2016. And now it's worth ~$15b. I guess they're worth 10x more than they were 2 years ago because of 'forward projections' which I guess also explains why they were worth $10b in 2006. Hmmm, wild ride.
Is this really news to you?
:( you killed it :( rip https://imgur.com/Qo1EaNf.jpg
naw man, it was some dude screen shoting it every 5 minutes that did it.
thanks jew
jew are welcome
Fine more tendies for me
How are those tendies coming along?
Hey man, good for you on losing weight.
thanks man!!! 60 lbs in 5 months :)
just buy 7/20 VXX 90 Calls -- then business as usual. if the market tanks, you'll get 100x return
teach me mr burry
Lisa Su Bae
10/10
117 would sure be something
about 20% excess return and <0,2% tracking error for example, the god portfolio. Take all my money
Nice. I was just wondering because I haven't really heard it being talked about. What's your favorite out of these?
Googl has been my best long term, it's my favorite
In those 5 mins it dropped from 5+% to 3.5%. But yea if I had waited a little bit more I could have set a proper limit but that’s the think you never know. What if that shit plummeted to 1% I would have wished I did a market order sell.
The 5% you are thinking of is based on low volume
Memeory is a shitty industry
Yes, but they're not in the memory industry. Still a mess of a company though.
Because they’ve always been a good play for me and I like sticking with what works. Not sure when I’ll jump in today if at all but them and TSLA all I’m looking at right now.
When they expire? Nflx options are so fucking expensive right now and with earnings right around the corner this shit is way too unpredictable for me
Stock went up like 20% and short float barely moved.
TIL $20 = 20%
UVXY calls.
these ruined me last week didnt lock in profits and the expired worthless
Lol I deleted the game and re-downloaded it, color is still red
I just log in as my friend whenever I'm feeling down. He only has 6$ in there cash from selling the couple free stocks he got. It's always green though since its not invested.
It’s cause speculators are still nervous that the supply boost talk is BS. Watch for oil to rally late today or tomorrow
Welp my puts r ded now too
why the mods deleted this?
If you’d like to repost it that would be great. I will try posting in another place. Not sure if I’ll get auto deleted on those pages or not. Thanks for the help!
I have never bought FDs
Then you don't belong here
This is probably best case I agree
My coworker worships Trump and he thinks no way Trump would delay or back down. Would look weak I think.
While he is going up the stairs with Pence behind him, trump falls and crushes Pence, and Pence dies with a massive throbbing erection- fantasy of being one with a man fulfilled.
Pence seems like he'd be a free trade kinda dude
Yep. She squirts blood. Blood of her victims.
She doesn't have enough of it though so she has to water it down
Everyone will be too busy driving around in flying cars to notice.
When you say flying you don’t mean Tesla cars going off the bridge or overpass right?
Tape is extra
It's just good business.
It it damages the US economy, I believe you could get a veto proof majority. They got enough to codify Russian sanctions even though it pissed him off.
Okay but China hasn't shot down any airliners yet and/or invaded a sovereign nation.
'Facebook ads stole the election' gtfo
Yeah I don't really get that one either. Since when is buying online ads considered hacking?
>***as a market maker***
Where do I find that on Robinhood? /s
Ideally, yes. It’s a credit up front.
Wish i had played this today! Oh well
He probably would
He definitely wood.
what are your positions?
Well judging by his post, I'm gonna go with 'FD's'
Heh wood.
hahaha - this place is great
We have the best faggots dont we folks? The best faggots. Unbelievable faggots.
The sexiest most retarded faggots alive. Makes me want to shove a log of shit up my dick hole.
Yeah, we all fucking know, because we watched the chart all day. Try and keep up.
Should have put “all day” in ALL CAPS
About 8%
Good god I’m poor
What made you think that tesla would fall today prompting to buy puts. Always interested in peoples thoughts process with extremely volatile stocks
It is extremely volatile and was up big AM, where else would it go? This ain't IQ we're talking about here.
Fuck that, double down that all in yolo
I’d apply for a loan but my FICO score got shot to hell just by browsing this sub.
Why not the 0.50 instead?
Because he bought them to soon and is bagholding
All in Tesla?
One tesla.
All TA predictions are total shit. If they'd work we'd all be rich by trading with them.
TA is either self fulfilling bs or it breaks down and then TAssholes say 'oh it's actually this pattern instead'
Weak reasoning, it does not make it then right for Tesla to do it as well.
Go back to late stage capitalism
They are easily brainwashed - Trumps subliminal hypnosis techniques work relatively well. His mannerisms and speech patterns are text book pyhological distraction. I would be interested in seeing Someone do research on this.
It's been said that Trump carefully studied films of Mussolini's hand movements during speech making, in order to copy them.
V
why
Thing is, If I were Xi, I would like for DJT to stay POTUS forever. Why would he try to humiliate him?
cus trump is raising tariffs against china which is disadvantageous to their own economy, which is why they need to retaliate.
Wound up not getting into it. Certainly had plenty more room to go up at this point imo
So you’re not planning on getting in on that then?
whatever maybe poor wording, honestly just curious though. they've got a pretty decent exit opportunity now, wonder if they're taking it. just wish i could have a conversation with a tesla short without the autism.
Tesla is a no-brainer short. But, this is an irrational market and you know the old saying.
As soon as I saw all the posts on here I knew it was going to be sell the news. Meeting expectations just barely doesn't make stocks skyrocket. Reality might slowly be catching up with this stock. If it eventually gets generously valued at a double P/S multiple of most automakers at 5,000/week it'll cut the stock price to $100.
Yea pretty much how I feel. Unless they did double or triple the number with China and Cheeto blessing tesla there was no way this was gonna go up. If anything now is a good time to go long on calls maybe if you believe in them but the dip was going to happen
Y'all's argument is nonsense. I like to hear it though. Makes me more comfortable increasing my position at these prices.
They will never make money on their cars. Sorry, dawg.
No thanks
Hey guy, shut the fuck up and get out of my way. We're doing lines here.
His Merrill Edge broker, probably some Dwight Schrute mother fucker in a short sleeved dress shirt working out of office space in a half-empty mall.
how dare you disparage dwight schrute like that. you're probably a lowly celery farmer.
Damn this company is really the money incinerator
it's hush money
cuz fuck u bitch
Fuck you all
Lol wasn't happy with+20k
My friends once asked me how much would it take for me to step away. I replied that even if I had a billion dollars I’d still be a degenerate gambler, the numbers would just get bigger.
we were. but its over now. (secretly hopes stocks respond to reverse psychology)
Looks like it didn't work :( ( ;-) )
-1.18% currently
And it's even worse if you look at TSLA's valuation at this same time last year. It's pretty much the same. Tesla has been spinning it's wheels (heh) for a year.
Sorry an entirely empty mall.
Do they come any other way?