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I haven't checked mine in weeks, 85% in MU calls. Selling now is suicide, may as well hope for a rally. | Pretty much! Only strong hands hold tendies. | |
I'll have you know, I'm a Big Boy Spender. I'm a certified professional at this kid. I have at least $100 dollars invested while my net worth is in the upper $200s! | I ate food out of a trash can yesterday I’ve lost everything. I can’t even afford a cardboard box. | |
Fuck you right in your Masshole for talking shit about us new Hampshirites | At least we know how to drive down here | |
Don’t be a pussy. Average down those calls! | I already did...I started each of the MU calls with 2 buys, you do the math of how many double downs I've done lol. I'm outta cash. | |
if gdp were down 2% we would all be ropeing rn | 'Revised DOWN from 2.2% to 2%' This really isn't rocket science. | |
Thanks for ruining it with this gay shit | Much like going all in on FDs with your entire portfolio, this guy has opened himself up to a negative karma shitstorm. Downvote them all. | |
I think that's called delusion | No, when you see numerous autists all beating the same drum with confidence, you just know they’re going to be surprised when the “obvious” wasn’t so obvious. | |
Mu is actually fairly predictable. Buy Jan $60 calls and thank me later. | This is so responsible sounding. | |
I'll bet you'll still eat them | I prefer to dip mine in v sauce | |
That's why Amazon bought a company that knows all that. They aren't starting from scratch | Yeah but they also have zero retail stores. When you get sick, you don't want to order drugs on the internet when you could just swing by CVS and get your cough medicine, tissues, and your antibiotics an hour after your doctors appointment. I see a place for mail order pharmacies for repeat prescription filling but since there's a pharmacy in every grocery store in the country I just don't think it's going to be some massive blow to CVS and Walgreens. But that's just like, my opinion man. | |
IV might as well be zero right now, take a look. Premium on calls a month out only a few percent from strike is < $1 | well that's wacky | |
You're suggesting a price target that the stock hasn't hit since the '08 market crash L M A O | Yes | |
The Schrodinger strategy has never failed me. | Is the Cat alive or nah. | |
Suicide prevention | Is it working? | |
But hey, they attracted a few bikini chicks at the lake with the nice new truck. Worth it. LOL | Hopefully they got their peckers sucked for the interest rate on those loans. | |
The actual stonks aren't terrible. It's buying short term options on securities you know nothing about that really fuck people up | I didn't need options to get fucked up | |
maybe i'm not understanding. Is 'Users holding' supposed to indicate longs? shorts? total users holding? or is it supposed to be a proxy for volume? Doesn't seem very helpful the way the data is displayed. | Users holding is the number of Robinhood users that own at least one share. | |
More like half. There are plenty of autists like me holding puts. | Ah yes that has not done me well today | |
Eh. Doubtful. | What about $134 7/13 calls? | |
Credit default swaps | You have an ISDA agreement in place? | |
You’d be in good company | Is WSB good company? | |
It's not 'free money' when even a savings account would outperform it. | What makes you think they aren't naked options? | |
for being a bunch of options fags which relies heavily on timing the market, you reject TA way more than you should | How's that working for you? If the chairman of the board and the CFO leave in the same month you might want to stay away. | |
I will send you an address, for sure. | !remindme 1 day | |
I am an /r/all user and I must say this sub has some of the most top tier shitposts. really gives subs like /r/freefolk and some of the other shitposting subs a run for their money. Except that everyone in this sub is poor so no money is really involved. | Actually the majority of people here are far from poor. We've had autist burn 5 figures sums in majestically retarded options and other irresponsible investing. | |
On that list: not a single company that Amazon has “ruined” so far. Some mom and pop stores, maybe. | Borders Books cited 'the rapidly changing book industry' and 'e-reader revolution' as causes for their bankruptcy. That's not specific to Amazon, but both those were bigly pushed by Amazon at the time. | |
I believe this is the top secret program called cnbc.com | Do I need a Bloomberg terminal to access that? | |
Supreme should have IPO.. imagine how that would go... I mean that would have value for investors.. these kids literally bought FUCKING BRICKS with supreme stamped on em. Bricks. Concrete bricks. | Damn, they had concrete bricks too? I built my house out of supreme clay bricks. | |
Was this comment extra funny so you had to put an extra emoji in there? | Which ones were extra? | |
I bought calls when it was at 72, I think it's good here too | Nice job. I am just too greedy wanting for the markets to drop a little further before I put more benjies on the table. | |
Pretty much! Only strong hands hold tendies. | I'm down 90% already, if I lose the last 10% oh well. My calls expire in August and October, so I'm just going to hold strong. Lots of time | |
Beginners shouldnt buy ~~OTM~~ options at all | I'll have you know I lost $250 in shares before I started losing money in options. Hardly a beginner | |
I kind of feel these need an official twitch page and we should all be donating dollars for this content. | I'm working on it. | |
8/17 fuckboy | Following you in on this trade, I'm already up 10% | |
This statement is more retarded than anything anyone said in this video— im not even upset it’s actually impressive how fucking stupid you just were. Well done. | ??? | |
Raw | Raw ass or ban | |
Famous Last words - MoviePass | To think someone bought that p&d at 30 | |
At least we don't have to worry about a rate hike at the moment. Let hope Orange man calm down with the tariff. | I love how he hates on hog for moving overseas when it’s 100% his fault for it. Increased material cost and tariffs make overseas allot more attractive | |
I was buying puts Tuesday and Wednesday. I think its still massively overbought. | i was thinking of buying puts when i sold the calls, but thought against it :( | |
What's the pigeon one | You'll see. | |
unfortunately snipping tool doesn't have a brown or orange | But it has shit green? | |
so its good? | No idiot. | |
And after you learned you could buy those options and manipulate securities with low volume... | Is that legal? | |
The only safe play is not to play it. I don’t think this stock has a chance of being between 320 and 420 by the 6th. I have 9 calls expiring in July at 400/405 strikes, might add a few more because July 13th 405s are only like $250 right now. I’m bullish so take that with a grain of salt. | You think it’s going over 420? | |
I'm long on TSLA for a $10k position... thinking of pulling out next time it hits 370. Elon runs his mouth off on twitter faster than the fastest car he sells | Please let us know when you do so I know to hold to the moon. | |
if you liked it at $35... youll love it at $0.19 | Sadly, I own shares with an average cost basis of 41c. Not my biggest beat, but pisses me off and at this point I feel like I might as well just keep my shares as a lottery ticket | |
I hope you're going to be referencing the thoughts you had that led to you losing your fucking house. | Mk | |
I’m so proud of you, but as you know one security doesn’t exactly mean anything it could suck while it’s peers could soar. So what’s your damage? | No damage yet. I bought calls on HAL for 07/20. | |
I tried buying otm calls today but the algo bots were to greedy so I gave up | What do you mean the algo bots were too greedy? | |
good lord. if somebody doesn't even understand bid-ask spread, they should not be trading options... | I read that guys post on Comcast, it made sense to me, so I spent $35 on a 7/20 $35 call. I really don't mind if I lose it, and if I make money, thats great. Just looking for experience. | |
This guy fucks. Ill load up tomorrow too. | i mean 1 year to get to 75 to break even is a no brainer, especially with the buy back in full swing. | |
??? | Wait... Were you not joking??? Holy shit | |
Just do an abs() and you’re good fam. | Thx fam hopefully this shit moons | |
Glad I took advice from a rando on WSB! Tendies be raining | Not just a rando. YOLO_BOYO | |
which one is more autistic? you decide | Good work picking up that $69.50 call today for the lols - you fooled everyone! $1 well spent | |
do u not understand english? | You have to understand | |
I have lines I put on a chart. They’re very convincing as well? | Yes, going right up on the fridge | |
Surprised they didn't take the chance to shit on WFC too. | WFC crushed the tests lol wtf are you talking about | |
I think it could hit 29.50 tmrw, if markets rally around financials and we dont have any tweets, everyone except MS and GS has announced huge buy backs (not even going to count the turd DB). | I want to believe | |
Y u do this | Lol | |
That could work too. My thought is that people are starting to figure out the amazon decline so we won't have to buy calls so far out. | Yeah if the big boys are banking on it i'm not sure how much longer they are going to let it fall before they start loading up again. Ill probably go with a late July 60 call. | |
I have January 2019 $130 and $135 calls that I thought were safe bets. Fuck. | If they're options, they're gonna be volatile. No options are safe bets. But you're more than ok if you have leaps. | |
I'll have you know I lost $250 in shares before I started losing money in options. Hardly a beginner | my first optiona trade ever, I made 50k. the next one a week later, I lost 75k... | |
yeah i barely hold stocks overnight until i know for sure it's gonna blast! | I was planning to short stocks close to the end of Friday’s closing hoping the restriction and bans with deals with China would have gone through. That would have been an easy 4-5% day on Monday. But Trump pulled back and so that plan went away. | |
Who cares its up like 8&#37; AH lol | Of course it is. Normies are finally realizing they can get Nikes on AMZN. | |
Yeah, I intend to Target a few companies with buy backs once the blackout period ends and we are back into earnings season and hopefully the trade war is behind us | What companies do you have in mind? | |
Is WSB good company? | WSB is like your cousin that you're pretty sure sells meth, has at least 3 kids with at least 2 different women, a fire-breathing dragon tattoo, has herpes, and is only 22. He's a good time, but you know your life will not benefit much from time spent with him. | |
Damn, they had concrete bricks too? I built my house out of supreme clay bricks. | Look at you.. you trendy sonofabitch. Fuckin cool casa, hype house having bastard..lol Yes concrete bricks. As opposed to bricks of weed. Or bricks of stickers. Etc. There are quite a few types of bricks grasshopper | |
Following you in on this trade, I'm already up 10% | tomorrow should be a good day. hedgies will decide whether or not to repair monthly AND weekly charts by closing above **50** | |
That’d the WSB thing to do. This guy doesn’t yolo... | yeah he iras | |
charts don’t mean shit + where’s my next options play = only on wsb | You got an option play broski? | |
Yeah, I won't. | Yeah you will | |
N | K | |
Or a 5 series.. | Why do people like BMWs? They have the reliability of a turd in the desert sun. | |
I thought he meant like buying an option on a microcap and then buying/shorting it to increase the value of the options. | Dude it's okay to admit you asked an equally dumb question | |
How come all the successful people are way smarter than me? 🤔 | Because your mother missed with the coat hanger. | |
I want my baby BAC, baby BAC, baby BAC | Tendies | |
Close, No Flo | Couldn't miss that fugly patchy grass or palm tree for anywhere but Florida. | |
Seriously, I have been on a roll with them and CSCO rotating one out for the other. Then this week happened... down 74% | I have lost a lot of money on CSCO. Fucker drops like a rock and takes forever to recover. I hate that stock. | |
the 2009 trendline is at stake. what will the hedgies do? tomorrow closes out the month | Sell a shit ton of strangle given iv? | |
My great Aunt gave it to me about a month ago. Said it was in her way. My Great Uncle passed 10 years ago but bought it in the early 90s. | Sell the bottle and get a better laptop + monitor so you can do your magical TA on a non-peasant setup. | |
Mfw getting banned from WSB means I'm also banned from the whole stonk market. | Its tied together. Mods send your deets over to the SEC and you also get added to a blacklist for brokerages worldwide. | |
I think some people were expecting up to 75% | Some people are Fucking retarded | |
Bro, lighten up. PE is really just a measure of Market sentiment. Street isn’t seeing growth. | Netflix has a PE of what, 276? Compared to 5? The world fucking runs on memory, and there's basically only like three fucking companies that make it. Why the fuck does MU have a PE of 5 compared to some U.S. TV and movie streaming site? Doesn't make any goddamn sense. | |
what an ugly -- wait, what banks still have drive through... | Jack In the Box | |
Totally, 100%. | Do you, in fact, have a chain wallet? Asking for a mod. | |
Not exactly. The candidate expecting to win is left-leaning — meaning him and trump are gonna clash on trade. I plan on stealing the Mexican Declaration of Independence. | So what do you think - ATM straddle with 60-120 DTE? | |
I've been waiting for a dip to get some WWE. It hasn't come yet. Fuck | yeah, I've been staring at it for 3 months. it doesn't give a fuck about anything else and just keeps going. | |
What is it’s name? | The Devil’s Financial Dictionary by Jason Zweig - sorry! | |
Me too. Man is this 93 Corolla shell with no title awesome. It even came with two of the doors! | Close - 99 BMW Z3 for a track toy. My Robinhood portfolio is just a gambling account that I liquidate when I want to buy something. | |
he does like MU, more broadly, he's cool with younguns (20-40) taking big risks. | That's because he'll say anything, kind of like an older, dumber Takeashi69. He's not one of us, though he may be on better coke. The CraimDrain has achieved some reasonable success as /u/martymoho 's rival/inspiration/enemy/reason for living. I'm on Team Marty. Wanna see him beat Jim to a hundo. | |
tomorrow should be a good day. hedgies will decide whether or not to repair monthly AND weekly charts by closing above **50** | I also have BAC calls that I expect to be up big today. Tendie money here we come. | |
I read that guys post on Comcast, it made sense to me, so I spent $35 on a 7/20 $35 call. I really don't mind if I lose it, and if I make money, thats great. Just looking for experience. | I would say that simply blindly spending money on a call just to gain experience is a silly thing to do. you can paper trade for free. throwing money away on some cheap hot garbage isn't going to teach you much except for that you don't know what you're doing, and whatever you've just done was not great (most likely). Or you'll be lucky and make a profit, and still have likely learned nothing. | |
Lol my nvda is fucked though | Not for long dude. Just hold. Best stock to have for the next 5+ years. Buy more if you can | |
Not many but a good amount | What a fucking response | |
They going down faster. Surprisingly businesses ain't so productive when people work 30hrs/wk take six week summer vacations and have six months paternity leave. | Those things arent hurting Eu businesses as hard as the laws that makes it impossible to fire unproductive people | |
These are my favorite | Because of these posts I mentally add images to charts every time I look at them, doesn't matter if it's a stock chart or a graph of rate and pressure during a frac job.... 'classic batman' | |
Hahaha don’t do this. Last time I took advice on a biotech stock it was great for a few days then the endless butt-rape started | Well I bought two days ago and now enjoy 2 days of +10%(today even 15% lololol), they will go upwards you’ll see | |
Those are expired, I think you got ripped off | Correction 2019 lol | |
^ this guy wrenches. | yeah, maybe not. THose are finished assemblies, not raw castings. See the rubber motor mounts and oil plugs? Not to mention those pieces are more than likely forged not cast. |
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