manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I bet your teachers and classmates hated you	I bet your teachers and classmates loved your teethy blowjobs.
What makes you say that	Consistent up-trend. Look at $V’s history
AMC stole their idea but since they actually own theaters, they can make a profit since ppl with “free tickets” buy more over priced food and giving away your tickets is cheaper than buying other ppl ticket	I understand that's part of the zero barriers to entry. If this ever got successful enough the theaters will just rip it off themselves.
Always Afraid	Never not affraid.
There’s no political consequences to a collapsing economy so why would anyone care	Xi has his own ego and legacy - even staying in power he will be seen as a failure if he delivers anything less than uninterrupted prosperity. Meanwhile Donny can do whatever the fuck, blame someone else, and still be re-elected. Someone else’s mess by 2024
No but I'm forever indebted to you for telling me	10K translates to 10K trendies. 17c/rnd is pretty damn good. Make sure you use the free shipping code fam.
All I hear from this is 'flee the country'	I hear 'reinsurance'
Putin would like that very much... are you paying attention, Donnie?	Questioning it as if this wasn't orchestrated by Putin.
What it they run away?	What it they don’t?
Nessy lives in a lake not the moon you retart	yeah well right now she does
learn the difference between '8x the workers' and '8x the efficiency.'	Did Jesus take away your tendies?
Ya? You’d be extinct if your dads pull out was on point 😜	Savage
20 years it will be the main stage.	i dont want to live this world
Feels like a bubble. Nonsensical valuation. Sells 1 product and uses AWS for basically its entire infrastructure, yet has a P/E ratio comparable to Amazon's. I'm not calling Netflix bad by any means. However, ranking it up there with Amazon or even Google is fucking nuts.	I own a little Netflix
Yeah go work for a manufacturing plant and see what actually happens you cuck	Lol... Dude this has to be the most mentally challenged defense of TSLA I've seen... This kind of 'leaning out' is what causes car mfgs to recall a millions of vehicles, ask Toyota... Thankfully for TSLA they produce less than 300k annually at this point
Should’ve put some ITM boyos	That's not the wsb way. Get out now!
Autism >>> brain damage and concussion	You rang?
More money more problems man	I’ll take some problems plz
Dems is cheeeeewwwwwp	Tempted to buy a straddle tbh
With a billion dollars my life will be so degenerate and filled with expensive hookers that I will have no time to gamble until I run out of all that billion because a coke filled mind might not be the best in managing finances.	It would take a lot of effort to blow a billion dollars.
Where do I find that on Robinhood? /s	Sarcasm...
When u lose that much, how do u keep going? Where do u get more money too? From your 401k?	It’s not a loss until you sell. A few of those mu contracts will expire worthless but everything else will be up bigly soon.
He's a very effective leader, quite cult-like but that doesn't matter if it works. Not the worst company your neighbor can invest in tbh, unless you mean he got in now.	Sure, investing all of your retirement money in a B3 rated company is a great idea.
Looks like it didn't work :( ( ;-) )	Which means it did?
I thought the meme was referring to breaking bad	WOOOOOOSH
It was probably the rep he was talking to, on top of that. Bet money that rep hung up the phone and got with his people and told them to look out for the market order cuck for an easy arbitrage	Gonna be honest I'll bet op was being indecisive about what he wanted to do so the rep just told him do a market order so he gets a guaranteed fill.
I’m dropping my last $8 liquid bucks into a share. If it follows iQ, I’ll make some money. Otherwise I’ll eat cup of noddle.	I’m with ya, once the Cheeto gets done this thing might go up. Wendy’s 4fer4 here we come, or not, who care
We don’t know how Tesla did on earnings. We won’t know for a month or so. But you are right, at this point it’s about meeting or beating expectations, not the absolute numbers. This is a company in the middle of a massive expansion, they’re not going to be profitable right away, and their investors don’t expect them to be.	But they've 'been in an expansion' and not profitable for 5 years now...
But then it’s Tariff Friday. We will go down a bit like usual and they will be halting trading due to too rapid losses. Then they’ll surrender before the T-51b units enter Beijing and the Dow will close up 1500.	Did you actually memorize the exact type of power-armor that was used in the invasion?
proud to be their 8th subscriber, we can all lose money together	If they tell you to buy GE; walk away.
I'm hurt! She told me she liked them.	No, that was my mom
Could go down	or sideways
Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.	I think everyone expected this. China steals technology, claims they invented it, kangaroo court to kick out American company, rinse and repeat. China will completely stagnate in higher tech if US companies start actually protecting their IP. It's one of the major reasons Xi isn't backing down on tariffs - US subsidizes R&D for the entire world, and China gets a sweet deal out of it if the US doesn't shut that shit down.
/r/wallstreetbets2	Dude, what?! WSB leveraged version? 'Lose money even faster with friends.'
How so?	Southern Strategy, racist dog whistles, demonizing minorities, etc.
All hail	Oh magic line, what do I need to do to have a green day?
Miss me with that gay shit	Ok Young Jeezy
Have you even looked at the last few years of business news related to GE?	This is wallstreetbets. Of course we haven't.
cellmates	Same thing
Why not TQQQ?	QQQ is more liquid and options on leveraged ETFs are no more leveraged than options on anything else.
I will be disappointed in anything less	No more disappointed than your mother is.
Best meme of all time	OF ALL TIME
it's literally still 14m to go before normal open – they're probably asleep	Summer vacation means the kids get to sleep in.
Put on UVXY and SPXU	It’d like to short them my self.
You right, past performance is indicative of future results. Just loaded down on some Lehman Brother calls.	I hear good stuff about Bear Stearns.
Perfect	Why would you think that bright purple was the way to go?
G	G
Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.	Good bot
ISIN is a European thing and they are almost as bad as China.	Oh
Where do you view futures ?	Tradingview or marketwatch for delayed quotes.
Dorks especially	Just so we're clear, Dorks are Duck/Pig hybrids right? Taking duck bacon to a whole new level.
MU. Everyday.	RIP
Don't count your tendies while they are raw....	You are right
What did u lose from?	Check post history
He's 2000 and late	We landed on the moon!!!!!!
Nah I was drunk anyway last night and bragging because I did well yesterday. I'll probably lose money today and get drunk in depression rather than ecstasy	China just did me dirtyy
This POS	Correct answer was nope. Will 27 hold?
But did you sell?	Sold around 2 minutes after this for a $2k gain
it’ll be 12% cheaper next week	!remindme 69 days
OF ALL TIME	imma let you finish
Correct answer was nope. Will 27 hold?	Down 50% on my calls, currently dragging my portfolio down to the Earth's core. I'm praying for an earnings run up for me to dump this POS stock.
Why would you think that bright purple was the way to go?	It is not mine, I stole it.
But they've 'been in an expansion' and not profitable for 5 years now...	So?
I’m down 34k this year but also make 6-7k a week. Some people are on other levels bud don’t be so quick to judge.	Feel free to go through his comment history 'bud'.
#BoycottWalmart Campaign Launches After Company Sells 'Impeach 45' Clothing	Juuuust jackin' it.
It’s called Pinocchio 🤥 🤦‍♂️	Is that latin for penis nose?
I agree. Mod OP!	He's already one of the 50+ mods
Says the man that paid women to shit in his mouth...	Don’t knock it until you’ve tasted it bruh ....
How can I get involved in said insider trading.	Work in government
Lol, black guy has boobs	he is pretty busty
Especially if one of them is in Asia	As long as it isn't Russia during winter I think multiple fronts is fine, fag
It died	Mine are in the hospital unresponsive. Refusing to pull the plug on them.
Correct Answer.	Long $MU.
Don't you put down our $120 PT hero	Oh fuck, I take it all back. Praise be Hans!!!
Right? If anything, the actual numbers are a little higher.	Yeah technically, if they carry over 50 cars from each batch to the next one, then after 100 batches their average production rate is technically half a car higher than the numbers show. Over time this goes away though.
well it was overvalued back then, and it is overvalued AF now	the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay liquid
It's specific products like DIMM modules and SSD drives	I wish I knew what micron made before investing. First time in my life I heard DIMM and micron is like 30% of my portfolio.
I had the same exact reaction. Who the fuck buys those insane calls?	Probably bought them last month when it was 5% off $65
where is he?	He ded
Imagine explaining what Reddit is.	Imagine explaining what Contractionary Monetary Policy is.
I wouldn’t touch soxl with ten foot pole right now.	Not now but soon. The market will get past this at some point, maybe not until end of month but it will.
lol that dude said he had $5k of shares at $38. Would be $50k+ now.	Yea if you were in Netflix at least 2 years ago you probably have close to $50k. Source: went down on NFLX 2 years ago.
Because the payout 5% of their share price ever year.	Thank you.
Y	T
You didn't make that either	Does your name happen to be Sherlock Holmes?
I thought the 'dip' to $59 was a greaaaat buying opportunity...	I thought I was being real savvy buying those 8/17 60s when it dipped under 60 last month. Now I'm down 80%. I'm not having fun anymore. :(
Bro, do you even round? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯	Point is, gaining 11 per cent after losing 10 percent does not make you gains or even break even...
How could you not care about units produced/sold?	Because it increases their loss....
Why would they care about pumping the stock? It's not like Musk has sold any shares kid	At 360 bondholders can transfer bonds to stocks so Tesla doesn't have to pay out a shitload of money, they just issue stocks...
You are right	rip
A swing of 17 on the SPX just got me $10,000. Also, it's a 60/40 split LTCG/STCG. It's great when it works out.	How much do u lose if it doesn’t work out :p
I'm already tired of winning, Mr Trump.	We were all warned.
What do you mean banned? You get arrested or something if you have/share this pic?	They take away your math homework for a week as punishment
I’m in Iceland! I ain’t got money to pay for Verizon international data.	Use Google Fi
Its like the 'Chinese \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_'	New new internet
What strike?	60 and 62
shh don't tell the SEC	puppers gonna get shot
It is not mine, I stole it.	Yeah but it's ok. Thanks for reposting it.
Ok Young Jeezy	Best response.
FDs? I’m trying to learn	Faggots Delights, Faggy Ds, or options that expire in a week.

I bet your teachers and classmates hated you

I bet your teachers and classmates loved your teethy blowjobs.

What makes you say that

Consistent up-trend. Look at $V’s history

AMC stole their idea but since they actually own theaters, they can make a profit since ppl with “free tickets” buy more over priced food and giving away your tickets is cheaper than buying other ppl ticket

I understand that's part of the zero barriers to entry. If this ever got successful enough the theaters will just rip it off themselves.

Always Afraid

Never not affraid.

There’s no political consequences to a collapsing economy so why would anyone care

Xi has his own ego and legacy - even staying in power he will be seen as a failure if he delivers anything less than uninterrupted prosperity. Meanwhile Donny can do whatever the fuck, blame someone else, and still be re-elected. Someone else’s mess by 2024

No but I'm forever indebted to you for telling me

10K translates to 10K trendies. 17c/rnd is pretty damn good. Make sure you use the free shipping code fam.

All I hear from this is 'flee the country'

I hear 'reinsurance'

Putin would like that very much... are you paying attention, Donnie?

Questioning it as if this wasn't orchestrated by Putin.

What it they run away?

What it they don’t?

Nessy lives in a lake not the moon you retart

yeah well right now she does

learn the difference between '8x the workers' and '8x the efficiency.'

Did Jesus take away your tendies?

Ya? You’d be extinct if your dads pull out was on point 😜

Savage

20 years it will be the main stage.

i dont want to live this world

Feels like a bubble. Nonsensical valuation. Sells 1 product and uses AWS for basically its entire infrastructure, yet has a P/E ratio comparable to Amazon's. I'm not calling Netflix bad by any means. However, ranking it up there with Amazon or even Google is fucking nuts.

I own a little Netflix

Yeah go work for a manufacturing plant and see what actually happens you cuck

Lol... Dude this has to be the most mentally challenged defense of TSLA I've seen... This kind of 'leaning out' is what causes car mfgs to recall a millions of vehicles, ask Toyota... Thankfully for TSLA they produce less than 300k annually at this point

Should’ve put some ITM boyos

That's not the wsb way. Get out now!

Autism >>> brain damage and concussion

You rang?

More money more problems man

I’ll take some problems plz

Dems is cheeeeewwwwwp

Tempted to buy a straddle tbh

With a billion dollars my life will be so degenerate and filled with expensive hookers that I will have no time to gamble until I run out of all that billion because a coke filled mind might not be the best in managing finances.

It would take a lot of effort to blow a billion dollars.

Where do I find that on Robinhood? /s

Sarcasm...

When u lose that much, how do u keep going? Where do u get more money too? From your 401k?

It’s not a loss until you sell. A few of those mu contracts will expire worthless but everything else will be up bigly soon.

He's a very effective leader, quite cult-like but that doesn't matter if it works. Not the worst company your neighbor can invest in tbh, unless you mean he got in *now*.

Sure, investing all of your retirement money in a B3 rated company is a great idea.

Looks like it didn't work :( ( ;-) )

Which means it did?

I thought the meme was referring to breaking bad

**WOOOOOOSH**

It was probably the rep he was talking to, on top of that. Bet money that rep hung up the phone and got with his people and told them to look out for the market order cuck for an easy arbitrage

Gonna be honest I'll bet op was being indecisive about what he wanted to do so the rep just told him do a market order so he gets a guaranteed fill.

I’m dropping my last $8 liquid bucks into a share. If it follows iQ, I’ll make some money. Otherwise I’ll eat cup of noddle.

I’m with ya, once the Cheeto gets done this thing might go up. Wendy’s 4fer4 here we come, or not, who care

We don’t know how Tesla did on earnings. We won’t know for a month or so. But you are right, at this point it’s about meeting or beating expectations, not the absolute numbers. This is a company in the middle of a massive expansion, they’re not going to be profitable right away, and their investors don’t expect them to be.

But they've 'been in an expansion' and not profitable for 5 years now...

But then it’s Tariff Friday. We will go down a bit like usual and they will be halting trading due to too rapid losses. Then they’ll surrender before the T-51b units enter Beijing and the Dow will close up 1500.

Did you actually memorize the exact type of power-armor that was used in the invasion?

proud to be their 8th subscriber, we can all lose money together

If they tell you to buy GE; walk away.

I'm hurt! She told me she liked them.

No, that was my mom

Could go down

or sideways

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

I think everyone expected this. China steals technology, claims they invented it, kangaroo court to kick out American company, rinse and repeat. China will completely stagnate in higher tech if US companies start actually protecting their IP. It's one of the major reasons Xi isn't backing down on tariffs - US subsidizes R&D for the entire world, and China gets a sweet deal out of it if the US doesn't shut that shit down.

/r/wallstreetbets2

Dude, what?! WSB leveraged version? 'Lose money even faster with friends.'

How so?

Southern Strategy, racist dog whistles, demonizing minorities, etc.

All hail

Oh magic line, what do I need to do to have a green day?

Miss me with that gay shit

Ok Young Jeezy

Have you even looked at the last few years of business news related to GE?

This is wallstreetbets. Of course we haven't.

cellmates

Same thing

Why not TQQQ?

QQQ is more liquid and options on leveraged ETFs are no more leveraged than options on anything else.

I will be disappointed in anything less

No more disappointed than your mother is.

Best meme of all time

**OF ALL TIME**

it's literally still 14m to go before normal open – they're probably asleep

Summer vacation means the kids get to sleep in.

Put on UVXY and SPXU

It’d like to short them my self.

You right, past performance is indicative of future results. Just loaded down on some Lehman Brother calls.

I hear good stuff about Bear Stearns.

Perfect

Why would you think that bright purple was the way to go?

G

Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.

Good bot

ISIN is a European thing and they are almost as bad as China.

Oh

Where do you view futures ?

Tradingview or marketwatch for delayed quotes.

Dorks especially

Just so we're clear, Dorks are Duck/Pig hybrids right? Taking duck bacon to a whole new level.

MU. Everyday.

RIP

Don't count your tendies while they are raw....

You are right

What did u lose from?

Check post history

He's 2000 and late

We landed on the moon!!!!!!

Nah I was drunk anyway last night and bragging because I did well yesterday. I'll probably lose money today and get drunk in depression rather than ecstasy

China just did me dirtyy

This POS

Correct answer was nope. Will 27 hold?

But did you sell?

Sold around 2 minutes after this for a $2k gain

it’ll be 12% cheaper next week

!remindme 69 days

**OF ALL TIME**

imma let you finish

Correct answer was nope. Will 27 hold?

Down 50% on my calls, currently dragging my portfolio down to the Earth's core. I'm praying for an earnings run up for me to dump this POS stock.

Why would you think that bright purple was the way to go?

It is not mine, I stole it.

But they've 'been in an expansion' and not profitable for 5 years now...

So?

I’m down 34k this year but also make 6-7k a week. Some people are on other levels bud don’t be so quick to judge.

Feel free to go through his comment history 'bud'.

#BoycottWalmart Campaign Launches After Company Sells 'Impeach 45' Clothing

Juuuust jackin' it.

It’s called Pinocchio 🤥 🤦‍♂️

Is that latin for penis nose?

I agree. Mod OP!

He's already one of the 50+ mods

Says the man that paid women to shit in his mouth...

Don’t knock it until you’ve tasted it bruh ....

How can I get involved in said insider trading.

Work in government

Lol, black guy has boobs

he is pretty busty

Especially if one of them is in Asia

As long as it isn't Russia during winter I think multiple fronts is fine, fag

It died

Mine are in the hospital unresponsive. Refusing to pull the plug on them.

Correct Answer.

Long $MU.

Don't you put down our $120 PT hero

Oh fuck, I take it all back. Praise be Hans!!!

Right? If anything, the actual numbers are a little higher.

Yeah technically, if they carry over 50 cars from each batch to the next one, then after 100 batches their average production rate is technically half a car higher than the numbers show. Over time this goes away though.

well it was overvalued back then, and it is overvalued AF now

the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay liquid

It's specific products like DIMM modules and SSD drives

I wish I knew what micron made before investing. First time in my life I heard DIMM and micron is like 30% of my portfolio.

I had the same exact reaction. Who the fuck buys those insane calls?

Probably bought them last month when it was 5% off $65

where is he?

He ded

Imagine explaining what Reddit is.

Imagine explaining what Contractionary Monetary Policy is.

I wouldn’t touch soxl with ten foot pole right now.

Not now but soon. The market will get past this at some point, maybe not until end of month but it will.

lol that dude said he had $5k of shares at $38. Would be $50k+ now.

Yea if you were in Netflix at least 2 years ago you probably have close to $50k. Source: went down on NFLX 2 years ago.

Because the payout 5% of their share price ever year.

Thank you.

Y

T

You didn't make that either

Does your name happen to be Sherlock Holmes?

I thought the 'dip' to $59 was a greaaaat buying opportunity...

I thought I was being real savvy buying those 8/17 60s when it dipped under 60 last month. Now I'm down 80%. I'm not having fun anymore. :(

Bro, do you even round? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Point is, gaining 11 per cent after losing 10 percent does not make you gains or even break even...

How could you not care about units produced/sold?

Because it increases their loss....

Why would they care about pumping the stock? It's not like Musk has sold any shares kid

At 360 bondholders can transfer bonds to stocks so Tesla doesn't have to pay out a shitload of money, they just issue stocks...

You are right

rip

A swing of 17 on the SPX just got me $10,000. Also, it's a 60/40 split LTCG/STCG. It's great when it works out.

How much do u lose if it doesn’t work out :p

I'm already tired of winning, Mr Trump.

We were all warned.

What do you mean banned? You get arrested or something if you have/share this pic?

They take away your math homework for a week as punishment

I’m in Iceland! I ain’t got money to pay for Verizon international data.

Use Google Fi

Its like the 'Chinese \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_'

New new internet

What strike?

60 and 62

shh don't tell the SEC

puppers gonna get shot

It is not mine, I stole it.

Yeah but it's ok. Thanks for reposting it.

Ok Young Jeezy

Best response.

FDs? I’m trying to learn

Faggots Delights, Faggy Ds, or options that expire in a week.