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So... puts? | I used a green crayon, so calls | |
How? I've encountered the same shitty email team service when trying to track down/put a stop on a transaction. | Maybe you should stop selling your drugs through Cash App you drug-dealing lemon whore. | |
According to Yahoo, analysts are estimating sales declining by 3% next FY. Dont have access to their FCF numbers, but its probably easy enough to back into a FCF estimate. If you think console refresh results will help beat -3% decline, the stock will probably go up significantly. Dont know how to get a reliable edge on upgrade cycle before the financials get published, though. | Kinda feels like the pervasive negative sentiment is interfering with investors’ reasonable estimates of FCF, fair value, and the likelihood of reversion to fair value in the lead-up to the console refresh. I’m well aware of the challenges GME is up against, but I’ve yet to come across a legitimate bearish argument from a FCF perspective. | |
You son of a bitch, I’m in. | I'm in you, son of a bitch! | |
then go yolo your life savings on calls for tomorrow cool person.. | Lets see your all time graph Mr. $500-$1000/week | |
Once they sell them shares they wouldn’t give a fuck what happens to the share price. They already raised their capital | Be pretty funny if they just nationalize it again and act as if the IPO never existed. | |
We live in the future, who uses cash still?? | Venmo bookies | |
Dividend reinvest into the same equity instead of receiving it as cash. | I don't think so but I haven't bought equity on RH since the 420 memestock craze | |
**HOLD** | i set a silly limit sell price so if it hits before i'll take my money and run | |
Correcting for all the times it was up 7% on no good news | The market will correct itself again and go up to $160 😎 | |
$BECKY gonna tax that ass | Not this time, but she’s definitely in pursuit 😂 | |
I’m already in so deep it doesn’t make a difference. | The difference between -40k and -60k is probably 2 years of your life paying on debt bud. | |
Thanks for the push, I did and I don’t regret it | Reply later with how much you made on that play champ 👌🏻 | |
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, uh, your opinion, man. | I hate this goddamn sub at times. | |
For calls or puts | sell both man iron condor to milk them implied volatility titties alternatively if you want to gamble instead a long vertical spread would be a play earnings whisper looks good | |
Nope , sold ITM call spreads since spy fucked me and I’m desperate | You miss out on the tesla run? | |
Sure it's correlated. But in 08 or the dot com boom for example, there were things fundamentally wrong with the economy that weren't expressed in the S&P500. Look at auto loan delinquencies 90 days + right now. Look at wealth distribution. We're in a debt bubble and QE may not save us when it pops. | Wealth distribution isn’t a measure of the general economy, only of fairness. Nearly every developed lower Gini coefficient country has a worse economy, with way worse unemployment and low gdp growth. Loan delinquency on cars is nothing vs housing - besides, it’s really only an issue if those loans are large parts of the portfolios of institutions like subprime was. | |
Not according to Tesla employees, but idk, I don’t work there | Tesla employees? Which ones? | |
They've been awfully quiet. It's almost like the Trump administration makes shit up whenever it suits them. | Probably taking time to draw up official statements. Trump likes to speak thru tweets, Chinese don’t | |
Oh really? Did TA know trump was going to tweet a lie about trade talks? | Apparently it’s not a lie now | |
Yep, talked to a manager from Blackstone that told me that. Said that’s how they were able to make it a profitable investment, by getting a stake and then forcing management to implement the absolute minimum of basic best practices. I’ll look for a better source than “some guy I talked to,” because it really is an interesting story. | Wow. That’s really interesting. I’ll make sure to say “ok boomer” to the cashier at checkout next time. Maybe that’ll convince them to be better and increase my profits. | |
Yes. Only banned from day trading. If you make another day trade during the 90 day PDT restriction, you will receive a full 90 ban from everything. I day traded today while marked as PDT so I will be completely banned for 90 days and expect to receive that email later tonight or tomorrow morning. | Ok that’s a relief lol. I didn’t get the usual 90 day everything ban so I wasn’t sure | |
I hope im not misunderstanding your comment but It’s not constant on GOLD. Like if You buy a call contract for $18.00 for 2021 at a strike of $1500 that same contract will be worth less a month from now. It depends on many things like bidders, time, and the market itself. Maybe other future options its different. Im more experienced with gold than ES. This is just from what i seen from trail and error. Alot of errors was made learning. | Yup, you misunderstand what a transaction cost is. | |
At least he can buy a dollar or two worth of shares now! Every journey has a beginning! By the time he retired he will have $15 | the only way is up!! | |
Same! Lol | Did you guys have a skill set you realized you could turn into a business or just had an idea for a business and learned the skills to run it as you went? | |
Ban | Lmao Fuck | |
What is /ES? And wait, is it 10k collateral or 10k premium? | 10k premium. a little less but I'm rounding up. /ES is E-Mini futures on SP500. Much better to trade /ES than SPY because you get more wiggle room and more premium. | |
Everybody to the limit | The cheat is to the limit | |
I wish my legs didn't fall asleep or I'd take 3hr dumps on work time lol | Time it perfectly right after lunch break.. I think yes | |
I don't think it's going up with 200 p/e, but the fact that it has support at that makes it too irrational for me to want to touch (again). | The US debt is unsustainable but it's chugging alone fine. Greatest economy ever. | |
Headline from October 'U.S. outlines 'Phase 1' trade deal with China, suspends October tariff hike' | So recession Tuesday or Wednesday? I hope Tuesday, I got lunch plans Wednesday. | |
I think it's time to give your mum her laptop back son. | She doesn't get back from work for like 4 more hours so I've got plenty of time. | |
Been watching it all day. Quite the rip. | been ripping all week. | |
Riddle me this because I'm too lazy to look it up - if I bought .69 share of APPL and set that bitch on the DRIP and the stock price didn't move and the dividend grew at 2% per year, how long would it take for me to have 69 shares of APPL? | 42069 days | |
Is toast on the menu? I could go for some toast. | Bear toast with some waaaberry sauce. So delicious. | |
okay boomer | Im Probably younger than you, dad | |
Hiya. So the official pdufa date is the 27th. Has that been the official date the whole time, when ITCI said it would be 'december before christmas'? I have some 12/20 options and think it would be smart to move to 1/17 in case they wait till after Christmas. | They haven’t given an official date. I’d go for 1/17 calls to be safer but being safe is gay so get the 12/20’s | |
puts! been following LK for a while, would be shocked if it goes higher tomorrow without some correction. wouldn’t be mad though because shares. | What is...this...'shares'? Am I pronouncing that right? Just slipped out of my 12/20 34c for about +165% - thanks for the feedback, friendo! | |
hairy cheeks and dinkleberg | sir hairy cheeks to you | |
Want $1 of a share, not fractional shares in general. | Agreed. I want to have $1 of Starbucks stock so if they ever put fucking soy in my drink instead of almond milk I can totally go off and tell everyone in there that I am a SBUX stockholder and that the peasant barista works for me. | |
RT, sitting at 300% return tho so I’ll take what I can get | 362% how close is too close to the sun? | |
Was your username before or after the pants? | My legs and ass are currently in tip top shape. The are not many dudes out there who can compete with me currently from the waist down. | |
The difference between -40k and -60k is probably 2 years of your life paying on debt bud. | Nah I could pay that off in about a year if I’m frugal. | |
Hope you sold, they like to take a shit at open | I did, thanks. One thing I noticed was my contracts had a 38% IV when i bot them \~7pts out of the money, and a 41% IV when I sold them \~3pts out of the money. This is counterintuitive to options pricing. These calls are being bid up yuge. | |
My puts are fucked for sure with everyone hoping on the short ROKU train. | In that case Long COST | |
Why would theta suddenly goes up a lot? | Friday dumbass | |
Oh I was holding FDs that exipire tmrw. 12/13 42.5c | Oh u made the right move then lmao. | |
GUH? | Guh.. | |
Most likely | told you 🐃 | |
buy the rumor sell the news | sell the news when phase 3 is completed. If phase 1 gets approved we will moon into Christmas break | |
I'm selling far Itm condors and spreads weeklies and just sell at 50%. Weak hands, but profit is profit. | Which stocks are you trading? | |
2 years ago was very close, now it's VERY close! | Only 3 years away... excellent | |
In this guy’s defense, $500 dollars with a monthly $50 contribution at 5.5% monthly returns would yield 115k in 30 years with compounding. A 29,900% return on your invest isn’t too shabby | 5.5 monthly return for 30 years is WAY fucking more than 29,900% return. | |
I believe Amazon did away with their pre-order discount for games. And while it hasn't hit everywhere, apparently preordering was moving to prepaid rather than payment at time of shipment. | They give u a 10 gc for preordering | |
You need to see full video... | Sauce? | |
Serious. The performance one | so dope! congrats! | |
You are alive! They told me the Vatican got to you | I escaped with the midgets 🤠 | |
Im Probably younger than you, dad | Idk any young people with flip phones | |
But why trade ES options? SPX options seem so much easier to work with. | I can trade ALMOST 24/7 with a small account with no PDT rules and the price fluctuate more. Movement in price is good for day trading. The less im exposed the less risk. | |
what happened to dividend stock? do you get a fraction of the dividend pay out? | Yes. If you own 1/2 of a share you get half of the dividend payout. | |
right I meant like, dollar amount | Gentleman don't talk about money. | |
He's the SEC, bro | o fuck, hide the weed | |
yeah thats why I went mix Options and stonks. sitting on 500 shares now with 5 call options | Good luck brah! I'm only holding 25 shares and a put credit spread myself. The premiums were fucking insane though | |
Bezos expected to nail fourth quarter. When are you getting the right nut? | Whenever McKenzie done with it. | |
Just so everyone knows who hasn’t read the books: book Cersei is absolutely nothing like show Cersei. Book Cersei is basically as incompetent as trump. Book Cersei is so incompetent that her enemies killed the only 2 advisors she had that *might* have been able to fend off some of her incompetence, just so she had free reign to continue to fuck everything up. | Also she’s gone completely crazy thinking Tyrion is in the walls and the floors. She also think she’s surrounded by traitors. | |
'Don't let it compete with our internal combustion offerings' | Exactly. I think they knew that no way was a $130k ICE vehicle going to get the same 0-60 in 2.5s like a Model S. | |
Yep and used 1.2x leverage so actually 60! | That some risk tolerance you got there | |
https://youtu.be/YnoeNHhojZ8 | That isn’t what I asked for... | |
I'm going to buy 0.1 shares of Ford just to see what happens with the dividend. I will forget to report back. | Let that drip and youll be rich in no time | |
no 'folio shaming in this sub man, all tendies are beautiful | What if folio shaming is my kink? | |
Trade deal signed | Trade deal signed. (?) | |
In a meeting for work. Couldn’t look at my phone. | oops, I meant, why don't you just wait for the sell off to get in. | |
Good luck brah! I'm only holding 25 shares and a put credit spread myself. The premiums were fucking insane though | yeah I got the calls more than a week ago, premium wasn't as bad. Just got the shares yesterday.🤞 | |
We’re totally not caving deal | You know you want it | |
Nah I could pay that off in about a year if I’m frugal. | You arent though lol, at all. But good luck, I'm rooting for a comeback story | |
They didn't colorcode the R and D so Trump accidentally hired a few Demos. Common first year mistake. | You got your D in my R!!! | |
Still holding my 282p from August lol. Reminder not to feel smarter than the market | Wow what was the premium on that? | |
In the middle says +500 | Cool thanks mate | |
Schwab and Cash App (square) offer fractional shares | Yeah, I don’t see why everyone on here is making a big deal of this. My Schwab 401k does fractals. | |
Found the bear | Chinese can be gay too. They just get put in camps. | |
How much did you get for those, a nickel? | made 70 bucks on the 290/287.5 credit spread figured it was decent for a nearly sure thing | |
That’s what you get for the lack of Su Bae love | Love live su bae | |
362% how close is too close to the sun? | Sitting at 525 now after close... very tempting but I’m gonna hold on | |
Is | SPARTA! | |
Note: Vyvanse does not metabolize effectively when insufflated. | Yep. Its binded to an amino acid that allows the amphetamine to only be absorbed once it hits the large intestine. Explained this countless times to people during college that would snort vyvance powder | |
43 same exp | Bruh, what a day for you. And for me lol | |
I'm penning an open letter to him now. I need you to proof-read it for me when I'm done. | Okay, the menorah is made of gold and has 9 candles if he starts asking | |
Which is exactly why I have a straddle. | Same. I'm 5 calls and 1 put for each position. Considering the downward risk and upward trajectory. Seeing 320+ today for spy | |
Yoooo same here! I'm out in SM. Where you guys going. | Going? It's at someone's place. And I was kidding about celebrities; a number of them are actors but nobody famous. | |
If it’s good enough to post, sell. | Ya I'm going to tomorrow, didn't pay attention to day trading (I know, I'm an idiot) so I'm gonna monitor it tomorrow morning with some set sell points. I'm hoping this AMD will go up a little more. | |
I agree with all except for theta gang. I know so many people who got burned badly doing theta shit during earnings. | probably directional or undefined risk? | |
Well I guess that depends on your expiry, but you’re on here so I assume it was a zero day | Tomorrow actually. Here’s hoping it keeps going. | |
It might, but futures won't matter much until like 2am | I usually agree but considering what is going on and being up that big this early...it doesn't happen often. | |
thats the day after they report earnings too iirc, so that isnt a bad play | Right, my current calls are also for that date but I should be able to buy more if i use the profits. I’ll do the math and report back | |
What if I grew up to be hot like my mom | I liked you better before you said that | |
Just having fun bro, like when I hit on your downs sister. It's cute. | Good. Maybe both your retard genes will cancel out and clean up the gene pool a bit. | |
O’really? | really really, China's industrial sector been gettin rekt for awhile now as companies de-risk and start moving supply chains elsewhere | |
If Actual Locked-In Trade Deal happens tomorrow, who knows where it goes... Also not sure how much today's climb is due to the rather strong rumors that Intel is double-fucked as far as next year's server chips go, as in 'everything got delayed more, again'. | After hours swas much better than I was expecting, is it too much to ask for AMD to go to $45 tomorrow? I wasnt aware of Intels issues, but that sounds promising | |
Idk fam might need a hug on dis one still gna hold through Christmas tho | Same. Gotta suck off the mouse for tendies | |
Bruh, what a day for you. And for me lol | I only got a double my bitch ass hands closed before the triple up. Lol |
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