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BeCAusE If itS in THE ClOUd iTS SomEOnE ElSES ProBLem tO maNaGE | Just someone else's computer. | |
They better beat, raise guidance AND say they in process of building store #2 in china because of outstanding business there. | Those pictures from the China store are unreal. Looks like black Friday everyday there and apparently it's the same way for the Costco they have in Taiwan as well. | |
What strikes and expiration? | 43 same exp | |
It’s certainly a big part of it. GDP growth is highly correlated with SPX, and it’s tied to most people’s pensions and retirement. In essence how well our companies are doing is a solid indicator - but beyond that unemployment is also down and manufacturing | Sure it's correlated. But in 08 or the dot com boom for example, there were things fundamentally wrong with the economy that weren't expressed in the S&P500. Look at auto loan delinquencies 90 days + right now. Look at wealth distribution. We're in a debt bubble and QE may not save us when it pops. | |
When you put parenthesis around words it gives a cool effect that makes it look how Daredevil sees things with his heightened sense of hearing. (((Daredevil is blind))) | How old are you? | |
It’s all good I don’t need my neighbors looking at me with their judgey eyes wondering why I’m grilling at 1 am | Are you my neighbor that uses a saw at 12 am when I get home from work? | |
My only regret is being too poor to buy more calls than I did | RT, sitting at 300% return tho so I’ll take what I can get | |
His name was Robert Paulson | Thanks! | |
Wonder what goes through their minds as they’re typing | Very, very little. | |
😠 | Just practicing 😬😬😬 | |
Meh, they’re FDs for a reason, I have like 6 other positions open for other stuff, in addition to a credit spread on chewy. hopefully a small gain offsets a small gamble on calls | how's your position looking? did you sell? edge of my fuckin seat here | |
Plot twist: literally can’t take credit | Plot twist: doesn't know what credit is | |
Lmao I'm up 50% not even 10 minutes later | I thought you meant like buy puts and time the top lol my bad | |
He’s given me about $800. Understandably, I was naive to imagine getting more than that. But he’s already given me like $500 of clothes/shoes as well. He has 11 others that have been with him a lot longer. I gotta work my way up the ranks. | 11 wtf | |
Don’t think this things going down for a bit. At least not in the meantime esp with the tariff situation going on. Thinking about buying now. Might regret it though | It's mooning today. Damn! I should've waited to sell | |
Yes fed may pitch in but I trust Mr T | looks like Mr T fucked you. | |
Wrong, tariffs are paid by the exporters. Most retailers chose to eat the tariffs and not translate it to the consumers look it up | They can only do that the first time, and I’m on a small introductory Tardif, and only for a short while, and only with some manufacturers not all. Wtf do you think would happen with a 100% tariff. Did you think manufacturers would just eat a 100% cost increase and not increase their prices at all? Stop swallowing the trump cult kool aid and pick up an economics textbook. | |
Works for my calls. | profits --> puts | |
That doesn’t do the same thing | Welp. You are right I went full WSB. I meant sell calls. 🧠💨 | |
How did your portfolio go up by 1.3x off of one contract? | no 'folio shaming in this sub man, all tendies are beautiful | |
SPY PUTS ARE ON THE MENU | BEARS are in the menu. They're toast | |
wait 3 hr dumps aren’t healthy?😥😳 | If my legs aren’t asleep then I probably wasn’t finished.. | |
How old are you? | Is there an answer that would make you feel satisfied? Or no matter what I write would you say “figures/idiot”? | |
It's your damn fault! | lol buying literally anything except lulu and PTON would have given gains | |
Hold calls? | i’m selling puts so essentially yeah | |
I am following the same logic going on in the repo market. As such they can just take their initial money off the table once it has been paid back. | They aren't real loans. Many of the people who take the student 'loans' have little chance of paying them back | |
Isn't that, like, absolutely illegal or some shit? | issa joke retard | |
I mean it will be listen on Japan and China soon | Really? Time to short it, long oil or XOM or something. How the fuck do you even get acceptable accounting and auditing on this thing? Yes hi KPMG, we want you to give us a clean audit. What’s that you say? You have concerns, questions? Hey guys! Call the Khashoggi guys, I need em again. | |
They’re all suborbital tourism. Not a damn one of them is going to launch you high enough then have multiple stages to turn and get you going 18,000 mph. The only thing tourist care about is are they going up where the sky is black and can they feel weightless. Roscosmos is the Russian government, not a private company. We’re talking about private companies here being the first. Jeff Bezos is kicking everyone’s ass. Space X is second. SPCE is nothing. | Roscosmos sending tourists to ISS and SpaceX planning to send people around moon are not suborbital. | |
Are you new here | Far from new my son | |
And my dreeeeeeems | How dare you! | |
I mean in general regards to highly volatile stocks | Yeap. But premiums on those babys are sky high. | |
first.. now fuck me | Maybe dinner and a date first ? | |
This is a great copypasta | This is a great copypasta | |
They are shipping far less Iphones to china. Without the Trump pump, they'd be at 265 today | Would have been nice | |
floor just broke, | lmfao we ripping off it again, wen bears lern floor is life | |
It’s because we’re getting entirely different information about the China trade deal every 60 minutes, because trump lives in chaos and has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. And obviously tariffs impact Apple in a big way. Trump lied and said we’re close to a trade deal again, then later China said no we’re not. That’s why you see it moving around like this. | Your right this is the equivalent of pretend to throw the dog the ball and watching the dog run full speed a mile away looking for the ball | |
damn how many of you are there | We’re in here. | |
What brokerage allows selling naked straddle/strangle | I'm in Canada where the brokers are wild and the regulations are loose 🇨🇦🍁 | |
His cup runneth over | Dude, I'm eating....now I'm done eating. Lol | |
The fuck you talking about? | He’s trying to be funny. ‘HaHa DrUmPf’ | |
It’s been 20 minutes lmao sell it | Nah bro I’m a buy and hold kinda guy ie PDT | |
Bank account or brokerage? | Yes | |
Congratulations! | Thanks man. Its not YOLO amount but comparing to risk capital, 12% gain in 2 days with 86% prob, i liked the numbers. You wanna join the ThetaGANG? We have always room for more! | |
How are you playing it? I own shares. | have 12/20 56.5c I bought last week. Iron hands so far, but i'm taking profit EOD. | |
I know but it's smarter to wait and see an uptrend | Already happening | |
BEARS are in the menu. They're toast | Is toast on the menu? I could go for some toast. | |
If my legs aren’t asleep then I probably wasn’t finished.. | I wish my legs didn't fall asleep or I'd take 3hr dumps on work time lol | |
Literally what I’ve been doing for like 3-4 years lol | You must have half dozen yachts lined on your personal Marina by now | |
It's mooning today. Damn! I should've waited to sell | Ehh greed gets the best of us. Smart move. | |
Really? Time to short it, long oil or XOM or something. How the fuck do you even get acceptable accounting and auditing on this thing? Yes hi KPMG, we want you to give us a clean audit. What’s that you say? You have concerns, questions? Hey guys! Call the Khashoggi guys, I need em again. | It might not actually be a good idea to short this. You're working in a corrupt market with a very very low float (only 1.5% of the equity is actually being traded, the rest is held by the company). You're exposing yourself to long close times and straight up price pegging amongst various forms of corruption and thug behavior from their government | |
Ok I bought some | Nice! | |
**Keeps RH open on screen all day glued to the tick tick tick ticker.. market ends flat.. too nervous to have mediocre sex with BECKY'S slightly less attractive cousin.. vomit's out the philadelphia rolls at 2 AM and stays up looking for future's forcasts which never come.** | Perfection | |
Sold calls for 100%, puts now up 60% 🤷🏻♀️ | Same. I quit my job to do this part time and im up $3000 already on this week alone. Who needs a job anymore lmao. | |
You must not have been doing that the past month or you'd be out of money | Short ath, long dip: https://m.imgur.com/a/PuuWY7p | |
I think they're hoping that people who read his tweets will also read them, not that the president will read them. Online clout chasing at its most shameless. Lots of accounts have gotten thousands of followers just from being the first to reply to Trump on a big tweet. | Hmmm, so in theory if I started shamelessly dogging Trump's twitter, I could accumulate enough followers to say, post a 'stock tip' and profit? | |
You know you’re a brainwashed moron when you say *wallstreetbets* is a “socialists’ camp” | 'C'mon man, let's go back to our safe space echo chamber. No one can make us feel dumb or hurt our feelings there.' | |
You should hold it until it expires worthless. This is the way. | ||
Actually cause fuck work and am not using my personal time to shit when I can be paid to do it and not be working. | I feel ya | |
Awesome. Yeah I'm excited to be on team theta right now. Been thinking of the market all wrong, trying to hit big plays, doing it sometimes, but then usually giving it back. When I think of it as basically just extra income, a side hustle kinda thing, where I'm happy with a couple hundred here and there, and actually put the money made in perspective and actually use it, it becomes a lot more fun, and useful to my lifestyle | theta gang is for nerds | |
Coulda bought another eh? | Hooker? Yes | |
Reach down to your genitals. If you feel a sack, then there should be balls in there | Did you really buy calls? If so how much are you up now? | |
Careful with this one, they’ve been missing earning targets for the past year, they’re out of touch as af and tgt is cucking them hard... I’d stay away from this one but good luck 🍀 | Totally agree and wouldn't advocate anything long term like leaps or buying shares. Nice to see that FD play printing today though, and Theta Gang up ~50%. | |
so far so good - let's how she holds up | Looking to see if the $18 level holds as resistance today | |
I’m sorry | Don’t be I closed those out at a modest gain | |
Awesome. Yeah same here even though I'm tempted sometimes. So far this week selling and spreads are working well. And this week has been a week I really havent done much in the market because I'm waiting on tariff news | I'm selling far Itm condors and spreads weeklies and just sell at 50%. Weak hands, but profit is profit. | |
Plus you can tell whoever you give it to that it is valid with $50 on it but not actually load the card up because you lost it all on options. | Indeed. | |
Had me in the first half ngl | $20 is $20 | |
I've come back to say you were right. I hope you went with your gut. | Nope because I'm stupid and almost always wrong. | |
It might not actually be a good idea to short this. You're working in a corrupt market with a very very low float (only 1.5% of the equity is actually being traded, the rest is held by the company). You're exposing yourself to long close times and straight up price pegging amongst various forms of corruption and thug behavior from their government | That’s actually a great point. Heck what’s to prevent an Enron style accounting misconduct? Are we really expected to believe an auditor would go against the butcher when shit hits the ceiling? | |
Can we just call op shithead? | Can we call OP dickfaced asshead? | |
What is so special about noon? | Good time for identifying a trend. | |
Don’t think it works like that this go round. I was in the first 1200 or so but I don’t have a place in line. It just says you have to invite to move up. | MLM Equities? | |
I mean makes sense if public figures are spouting their opinions somewhere it should be accessible | He also got in trouble for deleting tweets. He’s not allowed to delete tweets and tweets are all preserved. | |
I wish I had gotten into TSM earlier. My friend works for Apple and he recommended it earlier this year (it was ~$35 at the time) but after watching it for a couple months I lost interest because it was so flat (to its credit it didn't really ever dip like everything else). I did buy calls though after seeing that post though and I'm currently up about 250% on my Jun2020 calls | that still sounds like pretty solid gains? | |
how's your position looking? did you sell? edge of my fuckin seat here | FDs expired worthless, my credit spreads on the other hand.... | |
This | Is | |
Far from new my son | okay boomer | |
well guess I'm retarded | My ouija was right bruh | |
looks like Mr T fucked you. | Why man i did pretty good today 6k profit. What are you talking. Went according to plan sold calls hd and mcd in peak high. And entered spy put @317.6. | |
Well TA suggested a gap up to 319 was the next level. | Oh really? Did TA know trump was going to tweet a lie about trade talks? | |
Dew it | Thanks for the push, I did and I don’t regret it | |
If you're spending one dollar more per option because of robinhood's terrible execution it doesn't matter if it costs you 60 cents. Not to mention other brokers won't force close your position early on the expiration date. | yeah, i was using TD platform, and recently moved everything to schwab I like it much more, except for not having TOS. Robinhood is fucking trash that is going to end up costing you money. | |
This type of valuation method is bullshit. 1.5% of the company is “publicly” traded, and we are basing the value of the whole enterprise based on the scarps they give to the public? | Agreed. The control premium is being understated. If they tried to float the whole company, they would get way more than $2 trillion. | |
You son of a bitch, I’m in. | You son of a bitch, I’m in. | |
Just pick a side pussy | there's the due diligence I was looking for! | |
'people' | I looked into it and it seems true. https://www.politico.com/news/2019/11/24/trump-white-house-residence-power-epicenter-073139 | |
Planet money made a bot to do this. | Was just about to say this | |
Would delaying tarrifs be a positive thing since it means that there is still a level of talks going back and forth? | It will be a positive thing not because it suggests talks but because tariffs would be damaging to the economy and now they’d be pushed back. | |
Gotcha, the strikes determine whether it’s a debit/credit spread and being that it was a debit spread, the requirement is whatever you paid for it. But you managed to bring in more than you paid (net credit) which gave you your buying power back. Clever trade if you weren’t already aware of this strategy. | I wasn’t, figured it out because I wanted to lock in the gain but couldn’t have another day trade. So I watched and put in a limit order to sell just above what I paid for the others | |
Waitlist was released. Not fractional yet. | Yeah. You have to admit to other people that you use rh in order to move up the list too. You can't just tap it all day like you can the debt card. | |
Got all Friday to play | Funny you said that. I was so engaged the past hour that I thought the weekend was here. Nice on that. | |
Will WSB find a way to exploit this👀👀 | Yes, yes they will. | |
If you give me your name, SSN, address etc I can set you up with some credit cards so you can do credit spreads | Wow great, I feel like I should pay you for your time... this is very generous. Please let me send you a check please. | |
It's simple. You just set off a few little nukes. Like not the ones that will obliterate Texas, just the Rhode Island ones. Wait a little bit then if it's still to warm set of a couple more until earth is the desired temperature. | I think it's time to give your mum her laptop back son. | |
it was just on CNBC breaking news | market's lack of movement says you're fibbing boyo | |
https://m.yelp.com/search?cflt=gaybars&find_loc=Dallas%2C+TX | Lol fool me once. Read that link before clicking. | |
[https://imgur.com/8IJdAX0](https://imgur.com/8IJdAX0) 💰 | Nice | |
No hard feelings. I'm just salty about it lol. And yeah, timing the market drop will be damn near impossible. It'll happen eventually but who knows when that will happen. Hell, last fall I was sure we'd be in a recession by now (still played calls all year after we bounced back) | Yeah i got more frustrated in August and September than ever before trying to time those massive drops | |
Also being birth into wealth which afford the best medical care helps too. 🙄 | Dude, the president gets free healthcare from the best doctors the country has to offer. It's not like Obama was getting care from some slouch. |
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