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I believe u fam. Buying | so far so good - let's how she holds up | |
Traps are gay | I know for a fact I’m not gay for enjoying college girls in their lulu yoga pants | |
How desperate are the bankers running this IPO if they need to come marketing their offering on WSB. | Hmm i have no ties to the company... | |
He didn’t write that book and had little input into it. Also the author has since come out saying he deeply regrets all of it and none of it is accurate at all. | I know he didn't 100% write it, but didn't even have a substantial input? I notice some of the strategies he's used with leveraging with China and Congress are things talked about in the book | |
Why do you hate the American economy?? | bear gang is a bunch of terrorists for hating the US economy | |
Let me know if you sell them lol | ....yeah sold them at $.38 | |
Open an IB account and they tell you what their borrow rates are. Ihor at S3 also posts regularly on twitter and his data is scraped from lots of different sources | Nice, thanks | |
I thought I could play games with $BECKY, but I got scared. Sold my calls just now | Dunno why u getting downvoted. Here's a upvote | |
smoking green spy candles at the moment nomsayin' | You are far behind on the news | |
They have not given the increase in membership subscriptions. | lmfao we gonna print money tomorrow | |
They do conflict. The first quote says they have a 'bigger global footprint', but that can't be true because the second quote says they have a significantly smaller footprint. Apparently spread out more. By the logic of this article, your company with installations in 60 countries apparently has a larger global footprint than Azure, AWS, and GCP? | First quote says footprint, second says infrastructure. | |
I'll give three based on non-technical analysis, as a control. BCS 9.75, BLUE 110, and PM 82. | Awesome. And interesting pick on BLUE. I might have to get me a small bag of that. | |
some of those golden crosses are the same that cause losses | REEEEEE! | |
Nah fam | I'm called up on all platforms for tomorrow's Green Day. | |
Communism? | No sir, I belive he’s talking about Dirty Sánchezism. The /r/wallstreetbets religion where no matter what you do, you’re gonna get throat fucked by the giant cock of the market that just pulled out of your anus. | |
i wouldnt till 3 days | Don’t be a pussy trump isn’t putting on additional tariffs it’s been hinted he wouldn’t for weeks. | |
What news? FDA approval? | They had a buy out offer of $5 dollars per share last week, but said nah we worth more than that. Had some decent news at the weekends ash convention as well...not sure what else tho. I have 10 calls at $4, 20 at $5 exp in jan. Gottem last week | |
well he realized 17k out of those so he's prob okay. and supposedly got some puts as well to cover. | Puts most likely aren't going to help, 4% down with a super high theta probably means he lost money on the puts too. | |
Puts are so expensive! | Yeah LULU puts are expensive | |
The not-so subtle truth in this is very real. | ||
In my opinion, I think that will end of ITM, but idk if it will be Friday. I bought a $265P 1/10 today myself. | I wish for tarif man to bless u with tendies | |
You’re worthless | Much like your puts | |
I'm fairly ignorant of their spending habits, what other DD on trannies can you share? | Look for the Adam's apple if you aren't sure | |
42 | It'll be fucking hilarious if out tickets actually make money with the way its going | |
sir this is a grindr | Haven't we met in an Arby's bathroom? | |
Fds purchased through companies or does the app have its own section? | Bro you FD with Robinhood not through Robinhood. They guide you with a sensitive touch and a kungfu grip. | |
I know right?! | She just gained +50lbs, got that I need a manager haircut, and told you to fuck off. | |
Exactly. There's going to be a market crash and recession any moment now... I'd say sometime next fall as a shot in the dark. | I've been saying there is gonna be a crash all year... | |
Isssa wuwuwemon | Rururemorn | |
Who hurt you? | Sue Bae | |
Everyone’s fucked on both sides of the trade lmao sellers are the only real winners here | I sold at the money puts the other day and still won’t even lose money on a $10 drop because the premiums were so high. Theta gang life is best life. | |
Your broke rich rn | Better than leaving it in my long dated visa call. Glad I took the gamble | |
OP can get better than 1 to 1 odds on the market. 46$ calls are probably like .01 each so OP could easily make 100x if he's right. | No bids, sellers asking $15. Market .075. If it went to $47 on the last day based off of ATM 0 DTE calls he’d make 10X | |
That's tomorrow sweetie | Thank you dear 😻 | |
I’m also racist when it comes to sex against my own kind. You only get 6000 for white girls. Asians I’ll pay 8000. Latinas are a 10k if they are good looking enough. | Is that because the TCO on white girls is too high with their ugg boots and starbucks? | |
Nah there's a camera for video chat. Start yankin your turkey | Gobble gobble 🦃 | |
Right, but the YTD P/L doesn't include that so you just have to do some simple subtraction. | Well the goal is to make so much money that Comissions don’t matter | |
235, I only cut it close, I cant lock too much up in collateral. | Hang on. You bought 235 and sold 240? | |
I wonder if/when he sold. Or if he was expecting earnings that never came. | who knows, I just know he was urging GME to use their $250 million for buybacks. | |
Reported for being suspected as a Robinhood employee. | Reported as an abuse of report button, and text 'TSLA 420'. | |
What gives u that impression | The hope in his calls | |
bro 😎💪 | Brooo... | |
Rules, regulations, having to get approval from risk management, etc | There aren't any rules or regulations preventing a company trading with it's own money from making any order an individual would be allowed to. | |
wait are you the 35% (or whatever) inflation guy who ranted here a few days ago | ? No. | |
Lol no, but if there was an actual predicable edge in the market they would be. You don't think with that kind of money they would hire some MIT PhDs to run algorithms to instantaneously trade any information gleaned from a chart? What I'm saying is if someone on WSB can make money off of it, someone with vastly more resources would do it 100x better. But, you can't get an edge from charts, so its moot | You are now literally describing quant firms | |
As long as it's not a 100% loss I'll be happy | Still doing better than most of wsb if so | |
You don't need a flair. Youneed to get laid. | I’m married. I don’t know what getting laid means anymore. | |
Tell me more, oh wise man! | Do your own research, I don't work for free. | |
It’s pretty ballsy to be holding condors on a company that sells a lot of Chinese shit just days away from a huge Chinese tariff announcement... | I’m hoping 1749 is a 🧲 | |
just last earnings amazon was down 9% and ended up flat the next day. | AMZN was down 160 points during AH, and then it recovered to only being down something like 10-15 points. That day was NUTS. | |
Nailed it. | Just paraphrasing Epsilon Theory: [https://www.epsilontheory.com/but-our-interests-are-aligned/](https://www.epsilontheory.com/but-our-interests-are-aligned/) | |
Good recommendation | wait wut? | |
Debit or credit? | Debit | |
Thanks for the DD. Buying calls on giant cocks. | ForHims or Blacked.com? 🤔🤔 | |
I use the free service and love it. But the paid service is weirdly priced. $10/month for 2 TB of storage. Most users don't need that kind of storage. Google and Amazon have $100 GB plans for $2/month. It confounds me that Dropbox does not offer that. | Case in point | |
You legitimately have a gambling addiction. Like, down to the T. Check out the DSM-5 definition for gambling disorders. Knowing that, you clearly suck ass at stocks, just bet on football games or horse races like a normal fuckup. You might win some on accident. | I’m already in so deep it doesn’t make a difference. | |
Well... I'm schizophrenic and had Chlamydia once. That fucking wife of mine was out raw dogging the neighbors. Major mood killer. | Sounds like paranoid schizophrenia with delusions of a spouse. Sure you didn't sling rope after giving a gloryhole wank? | |
RemindMe! 7 days. | RemindMe! 8 days | |
How old is OP I wonder? I'm mid 20's and only had a smartphone at 18, took a lot of phoneless shits tbh | mid 20’s as well and this was what I did pretty much every time i shit too | |
Speak for yourself | Fat Kelly is not Becky. Someone had to tell you. | |
Fat Kelly is not Becky. Someone had to tell you. | Fat Kelly gives good head though. | |
That’ll jinx it. Go look at BIL and tell me if you think I’m straight | Yeah the strategy is to buy it on the 1st of the month and sell it on the 30th it looks like lol | |
Well this aged super well! Did you dump a bunch in? I only put about 1500 but I'm glad I did. I tried putting more in but the trade didn't go through and then I didn't follow up even though I still should have. Just got cold feet | Yeah I’ve got a bunch in. Made like 5k in the last day and used it to buy lulu calls... | |
How was today? | Harsh. My accs are on the brink of destruction. My TDA has gone from 10.7k down to 1.4k. Down 87% My main Ally acc is down to just 991. And my other Ally is down to $370. Im currently all in spy calls. But I think I will stop this madness before it's all gone. | |
I hope so | Iron condor gang? | |
Yep unless theres some kind of absolute mindfuck of a beat or drop (usually drop) that overtakes IV entirely, (see ULTA when they died last ER) | See also: Home Depot, Cisco, Children's place this ER. As long as you dont buy your options OTM as fuck you made out on any of those. | |
Is it possible for the Fed to prevent a crash indefinitely, and instead we would just have several years of stagnation while earnings catch back up to the inflated stock prices? | Yes, go negative interest rates and pay companies to take debt, that sustains the jobs. | |
bear gang is a bunch of terrorists for hating the US economy | What does that make theta gang for selling you calls that you patriotically buy? | |
Wut | r/woosh | |
someone who sees 75 free dollars? | Let me answer that question with another question. Who wants to make $75 dollars? | |
Yea.... I don't think so. Looking back a month ago I could've bought a new car with the cash and have some spare for hookers and blow. | I mean if making the 200k back is your goal you need to at least have 25k. | |
How is that gonna help in a crash? | The explosive bolt door hinges you asked for | |
Going to pick up some 2021 PTON $13 puts. | Nice 👌 but IV on the short squeeze may make your 🍑 a ⭕️ | |
I been in since they discovered cure for Hep C. That was my entry. Ran up should have sold then back down and further down. | oof that would be tough to see it coming thats for sure. | |
Dont agree with that argument. You are either arguing alcohol age should be 18 which is irrelevant, or that the age of being a legal adult should be raised to 21. Which would be a huge issue | It is relavent as 18 being able to both sign on ton of debt and buy a beer to celebrate. | |
I guess but it's up 9%? | Tomorrow will tell the tale of its stabilized or sells off | |
I can see that. Godspeed, you glorious retard | 😈😈💪 | |
All of you need to relax and wait until tomorrow to see what happens to the price | TSLA Cybertruck/Walmart/Home Depot | |
High in protein | Pays decently | |
you think its too late to get into this now? | I would wait for a dip and then buy calls 6 months - 2 years out. On the next dip I plan on buying LEAPS | |
Actually amazon is the bigger threat. Prime members get 10 bucks off new releases | I believe Amazon did away with their pre-order discount for games. And while it hasn't hit everywhere, apparently preordering was moving to prepaid rather than payment at time of shipment. | |
I got bold and sold a strangle. Scary, but the break evens are so much wider, and the tendies are rich. | Naked trades are much easier to defend, with spreads you're basically stuck taking the loss or exposing yourself to more risk (widening the spreads, increasing contracts, etc) if it goes against you and you want to roll it out | |
My investment history is fine, doin great this year so far | Yew fucken nong | |
I wouldn't even wipe my ass with Time magazine. | I use a bidet. | |
Hey, be careful. She’s one of us | Wat. | |
What kind of chart? Any kind? Oh I’m looking all the time. I’m a fundamental value investor through and through but I’ve come to appreciate how charts can telegraph information to investors. I use them mostly for screening and timing. | Why do you look at charts daily if your options are still a year out and you are super bullish? Purely to look at when to go in? What needs to happen for you to exit this position before expiration? | |
It's out now. | Thank you 🙏 | |
The chart looks like it's about to fall off a cliff | actually the chart looks mega bullish if you ignore the meaningless low volume aftermarket bs | |
NOK doesn’t fucking move. | Yup | |
Did I say crash you retard? It was up like .2 and I woke up and it dumped. That’s all I said | .3% change is a dump? Look at this guy with his hands of glass. | |
🥇🥈 GANG LEADER | Wheres Charles | |
Is this an ad? | Everything is an ad. Even this. | |
People have jobs - they're just shit jobs; that's my train of thought anyway | Well then you're not jobless, are you? | |
Color me surprised. Can’t even commit to buy some soy beans that they actually need 😂 | Screw them, set the tariff to 100% | |
375 | 420, duh | |
[Cybertruck nuts ](https://www.motor1.com/news/387421/cybertruck-copyright-dispute-truck-nuts/) | lmao | |
Naked trades are much easier to defend, with spreads you're basically stuck taking the loss or exposing yourself to more risk (widening the spreads, increasing contracts, etc) if it goes against you and you want to roll it out | What brokerage allows selling naked straddle/strangle | |
Roscosmos was first to take tourists to space. SpaceX will be second. BezosSpace is not actual space - they do suborbital tourism, so never. | They’re all suborbital tourism. Not a damn one of them is going to launch you high enough then have multiple stages to turn and get you going 18,000 mph. The only thing tourist care about is are they going up where the sky is black and can they feel weightless. Roscosmos is the Russian government, not a private company. We’re talking about private companies here being the first. Jeff Bezos is kicking everyone’s ass. Space X is second. SPCE is nothing. | |
He bought a Fruit company | Not too bad for a fruit company either | |
A fortune teller | Reliable source of information |
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