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Say more... for those of us too lazy too google | https://reddit.app.link/mq6gZjlFp2 | |
Max pleasure, at that moment, you do. You get more pleasure from seeing who liked your facebook post, than from completing one more line of code out of thousands. A way to hack this is to reward yourself every time you make a little progress on your project; ie, hit of dope for every line of code. | That'll make for a long 10,000 line project | |
Nothing's more American than gambling on Army-Navy | Go army beat navy | |
Why? | its all Adidas this year | |
They all suck, and the buccs and jags don’t really have a rich history or culture to them like a lot of northern teams do. The dolphins have a history and culture, but lately they’ve been a dumpster fire. And people from Florida are much more deeply tied to college football than pro football. My point is even as someone who isn’t a Lions or Eagles fan I subbed to both of heir subreddits because they are too funny lol | Um, are you implying that Florida teams don't have a rich history of success that matches up to the Detroit Lions? | |
How far out are they anyways? | He said long, so 12/27 not 12/20. | |
And you can sell covered calls to idiots | You guys talking about me? | |
Lol | Get a room fellas | |
lmao wrong | K | |
u/thesaddestpanda quit with the business party game and listen to this guy | I blocked that guy. He was filling up a trading board with bullshit comments about girls no one cares about. | |
Do you know IBM's history with acquisitions though? Usually, they suffocated and destroy all value of whatever they acquired. | I don’t think they can do it with this one. So far they have let them do whatever they like. I don’t remember the stat but a significant portion of servers run RHEL. So red hat is already quite profitable. | |
Mmmm that zero theta though and perfect 1 delta. The premium is ridiculous. | Some pay out tendies for just being part of the team, they're called div-id-ends. | |
CFDs | I’m trying to find a way to trade those magic tendie making instruments without moving. How much is a black market ID? | |
Not if you're a do-it-yourselfer | Right here, FBI. | |
Have my upvote. This is totally relevant. I thrive Monday through Friday. Once Friday rolls around aftermarket, I’m fucking lost. My baby has to take care of my dumbass while my wife feeds me through a tube. | does your wife's boyfriend load the tube? | |
bro 😎💪 | I’m going to gutter fuck whoever made this | |
Lmao, are you thick. | Lmao fuck 😂 | |
The fucking price you retard stock | The price fucking you stock retard | |
Would it be different from $BOSS? | in essence, consider it a more shareholder value aligned version of $BOSS. shareholders can be sure that management is acting with the same interests someone holding the company for years would have. making your new ETF a much more attractive product for long term investors | |
What could he possibly say that’ll get him banned? | Lmao I was just being an asshole because it was super retarded | |
So like... a momentum strategy? | Like a momentum strategy but it only goes up | |
It has nothing to do with the stock market. They're injecting money into the repo market and they'll get it back quite soon | Bank liquidity is directly linked to the stock market lol. | |
That dude is stuck in 1953 | You can take me out of the 50's, but you can't the take 50's out of me. | |
Meme stocks of course. TSLA, AMD, MU to name a few. | BYND SNAP TWTR | |
Considering it’s up 10% after hours the results were likely positive | He means before the halt | |
This comment is so underrated. I don’t even see how this can backfire tbh | I can't think of a time when the monetization of debt has ever worked out in history | |
This is not bad in theory, unfortunately I don’t think there are enough publicly traded names. | Just 3x lever $RICK | |
Exactly. Most of the endorphin rush is from that THICC gamma pump from short dated OTM options. GAMMA GANG! | What is gamma? | |
He thinks options appear out of thin air | Well his *disappeared* into thin air so why shouldn't the opposite be true? | |
Do you have status in either program? Or any hotel program for that matter. You could save some money on your stays. | I used to play Cosmo and they comp rooms. This time first time playing Ceasars | |
You’ll see it soon | This is like if Trump came on Reddit to defend this deal | |
Well with options on futures... | Yeah but the reason for that is because maybe you don't want to suddenly own a few tons of corn. | |
You doing that? What strikes and dates you have in mind . | The premium for Jan 2021 is pretty good, would sell 155 put and call for that expiry and then grab a 180 call or something to cover the upside risk. I think the odds of the stock being below 126 (the low breakeven) close to expiry is very low. | |
42069 | I will play all ways. Report back in three hours | |
Did you fall asleep at market close | close, the building where I work invited everyone to the lobby for small plates and dessert | |
I nominate you | Omg thank you so much I’m putting this on my resume😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 | |
But that would require extra steps for me just to be able to beat my meat | You edge during those extra steps. Amateurs smh | |
IKBR Lite | IB lite doesn't allow you to use SMART order routing. That's the caveat. | |
Was he the one that tried to break a million in leverage before getting shut down? | Nah, he’s the autist that yolo’d his way to like 600k and then lost it all in SPY options. | |
Nah I'm gay. I'm watching golf. | Trump's cup? | |
I like gifs. I cum in 15 seconds anyway, it's easier to scroll through gifs and not hear any fake moaning. | Yea I watched an actual video after years of gifs and I was blown away by how horrible the noises are | |
That’s not a “days” list, that’s a “Wilson” list. | #challenge accepted | |
I cant read | Which is why we rely on RH colors | |
Nice. Did you sell before ARWR went down last week? | Yeah i closed my positions last week, ill probably open more when Q1 earnings comes up. | |
Try doing some winning plays | Yeah it’s literally free money | |
'No one cared who I was until I put on the sauce' | If i take that topping off will you die? | |
:| | :c | |
You don't necessarily know that it will take 5 years to reach the strike price. It could never reach it. | GUH | |
He doesn't, that's the point | Yeah we're on Reddit of course we don't fuck, it seemed obvious to me | |
I am holding mine. I think it runs up before earnings. Everyone knows they will blow out the sub numbers or Disney + | Exactly what I was thinking too, or at least hoping for | |
Says the one who doesn’t even have a mum | “Hello... I would like to report a murder,” | |
Don’t most brokerages do this? I think IBKR does this as well | No only if u don’t have enough to cover it | |
This is the internet, you're allowed to say Niagara. | /u/nwordcountbot | |
This. Robinhood is by far the best day trading platform. Ive tried all of then in my endless cycle to get around my numerous pdt flags and i prefer robinhood vastly more. I use td for the charts though. Anything but td and rh arent worth the time. | TD has a decent mobile app interface? I'll have to look into that. I would love 3 and 5 minute candles, and MACD. I'm decent at eyeballing it, but it would still help. | |
Would you sell a never-expiring AAPL Call contract with a strike price of 400 dollars, for 150 dollars? | No, that would be stupid af | |
Their pizza is sweet, like the sauce has sugar in it | Almost all murican tomato sauces (and afaik every pizza chain's) have added sugar and it's disgusting to anyone who knows better. | |
It’s not Haupt’s post | Oh wow. you're right. My bad. | |
If he brought shares he would've be ok tho | Not on margin (sounds like it) | |
That's some Logan's run level stuff there. | Logan's run didn't have to worry about the skyrocketing cost of healthcare for people middle age and above ;) | |
Out of Pizza Hut, Dominos, and PJ, my household definitely prefers the Hut. | YUM knows what’s good. | |
This worked for me last time | Same here, had calls eod for the spike | |
man exactly, especially those slow moving dividend stocks- 1 mill in like ko/jnj/T type stocks will get you an annual income to the tune of like 40k | Then I forget what sub I’m on | |
My family gave us cash and didnt let us spend it, so inflation losses for years and years | I did get $50 savings bonds too, so there's that. | |
I was referring to equity prices, not gdp or anything else | **annual yield** or **returns** ... who the fk uses gdp terminology with equity assets... | |
You want someone to explain the 45 minutes of collective research this sub has put together in order to trade options? | Around 4-6 months of following bloomberg this sub, Wikipedia, options explained articles. Making gut trades on a sim robinhood, and a couple of small trades. AND IM STILL CONFUSED AS EVER! | |
Apple is at its all time high. Analysts have known about the AirPod popularity. Fair to say it’s probably PrIcEd In | how could they possibly know without going to all these stores like OP? | |
I buy enough SPY calls, I haven't set foot in wall mart in a while. | Yeah, I only buy etfs. Still shopping at Walmart 😑 | |
You're being silly, bears don't pleasure truck drivers because they have to, they do it for fun 😂 | 🤭 | |
Short form for SPIDER-MAN | I believe it stands for [Man-Spider.](https://imgur.com/r/IASIP/ADdZduB) | |
I can't think of a time when the monetization of debt has ever worked out in history | Why you gotta be a debbie downer? Just moon AMD, if things go to shit we're in this together my man. | |
I could’ve sworn it was the 34th? No? | That was last year. | |
The market will correct itself again and go up to $160 😎 | After checking out $85. Got it. | |
Lol. Florida is very cheap if you're not on the coast or downtown of a large city. I also bought a smaller house that was bank foreclosed and market was down etc. Basically perfect storm. House is worth 140-150ish now I'd say. | Are you the mode of r/investing? Because here at wsb we believe in living in coastal cities, paying high rents and hoping that one of the YOLOs gets us the downpayment for that lake house we all are looking for. | |
Nah. I've seen hundreds over the years. | Doesn't mean you don't have it friend, it is the hidden disease and condoms don't always protect.. not to mention the fact that I am near positive you didn't have the latex on during all those blowjobs. You do you and maybe I've been there too. Simply something to think about. I'm done with all that shit. I'm not saying I'm holier than thou I just have a penchant for really good stuff that is hard to come by these days. I suffer so I have some really good experiences. | |
Im thinking it touches 3211, how about you? | Honestly it could make an extra 60pt move after new year as a blowoff top. But I’m gonna start buying some June 2900 puts at 3200 and average down every few days until the drop comes. Get them cheap while vix is weak | |
Don’t forget to hedge with 3 AM alarm clock for max sleep schedule fuckery. | that'd give me an hour to drink beers before i gotta leave for work | |
Right now my go to is PTI. The IV has been over 300% for a couple weeks and it is giving me great results from puts and calls sold. | I can't sell anything substantial in a four dollar stock with only monthlies and dime wide markets. And the IVR is 36 in there, so it's actually low compared to itself. Sadly, I gotta pass. | |
So sad, I have been holding vixy since October and so fucking sad | F | |
🧂🚀 | Is this a tip? I'm listening! | |
The falling knife variety of steel? | Yeah, only the good stuff. | |
If too much shit gets stolen you just ask one of your sweatshop workers to pop out another kid to reduce cost. | Solid capitalist strategy. Elon tried building worker housing in Nevada like they do in India and China.. it didn't go through. | |
That is how quickly people spend money basically. Every recession you can see how it goes down. This is why Trump said if I'm not reelected it will be worse than the great depression. | He’s right, but for the wrong reasons. | |
Agreed. The control premium is being understated. If they tried to float the whole company, they would get way more than $2 trillion. | Care to elaborate? | |
But why is BA doing shit again? | May have to fully stop 737 Max production until safety audits are completed | |
Biggest issue to me is that the spread is way wider, SPY has way more volume. | Before giving up on wider spreads, take some time to see why they may be better than narrow spreads in most cases: [https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/shows/trade-managers/episodes/widening-spreads-vs-multiplying-contracts-10-09-2018](https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/shows/trade-managers/episodes/widening-spreads-vs-multiplying-contracts-10-09-2018) | |
Man I meant to get puts Friday, missed the boat... gonna tank tomorrow | What happened to Boeing? I sold my puts Friday. | |
The one in your mouth or the one in your sister? | The one in your mom | |
Krugman? | Paul 'the internet will end up as economically impactful as the fax machine' Krugman | |
how could they possibly know without going to all these stores like OP? | It’s the only way to find out | |
Almost all murican tomato sauces (and afaik every pizza chain's) have added sugar and it's disgusting to anyone who knows better. | All tomato sauce has sugar in it to balance the acidity of the tomato’s you dingus | |
You can’t cuck reptilian zucc | No fucking chance | |
Well a lot of their losses come from their food delivery business, not their core ride sharing business. So if they start exiting those loss-making markets they can actually start making a profit | so their valuation will revert to the mean of a taxi company? | |
I know what fucking href alt tag does | Do you? | |
DMT vision trip | Holy fuk $170! | |
what happened to AMD did not check the company specific news in a while ? | no one knows why AMD moves in the first place | |
You're joking, yeah? | Bro if Robinhood doesn't have it, it doesn't exist for wsb. | |
fellow vixy holder here man, got fucked in the ass too. U are not alone. | Stonks only go up. I feel it now. | |
I work for DHR. I can tell you that we spun off the dental companies as Envista because they suck and didn't make us any money. Dental sucks so we cut our losses and spun it off for retards. I also rejected their offer for my DHR shares to get swapped for NVST. I love Danaher, but there's no way DHR's stock price will jump over 14%. If anything it'll drop in the short term. Whoever is setting up a long position at the $170 mark on DHR is huffing gasoline IMO. | Hmmm.... but you guys still own 80% of Envista. It’s literally your own holding company. It’s interesting to say the least. Someone else knows some shit. You guys are also closing on the GE deal. I think the finalized acquisition is what this person is banking on. Your company’s market cap is expected to grow by 30b | |
We have a muslim ban, Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, Mexicans in cages & a million blacks in prison. Let get off the high horses here.. | At least we can admit it. | |
Bears are converted, not bred | Primarily because they never fuck. |
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