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He’s right, but for the wrong reasons. | “If you owe the bank 3 million they owe you, if you owe the bak 300million, you own the bank.” | |
YUM knows what’s good. | fats + plastic + sugars + more fat * sugar | |
Why do you say that? | They either publish 07:05 PM or 10:00 AM, based on their previous publications | |
I did. Link? | https://youtu.be/HCwBXLcdSPQ | |
Should have rolled my call credit spread instead of eating the loss last week. | Rip calls. | |
may tendies, coke and women fall from the heavens on to your face, good luck fellow retard. GODSPEED! | I don't know what the fuck an option is or what it means to buy or sell one, but I shall inform you how my account looks when the market opens up. | |
I can't sell anything substantial in a four dollar stock with only monthlies and dime wide markets. And the IVR is 36 in there, so it's actually low compared to itself. Sadly, I gotta pass. | Honestly I didn't know about IVR or IVP until you mentioned it. IVR seems like a really good metric to use when evaluating potential new investment opportunities. I definitely start using that. For the size of my portfolio atm, i can still rationalize selling options on the stock. Good luck with the hunt! | |
Sir, its monday. This is a wendys | 🕺🏻 monday lines at wendys toilets dance 🕺🏻 | |
Did you calculate this or read it somewhere? Good info, thanks. | There's a bunch of SPX tho. | |
There's definitely better places to keep that money lol, even HSBC pays me 1% on a similar balance, and Ally would give you 1.7%, hell IBKR would do better if you'd kept it as idle cash in your account. | yeah, it's only for a month or so. was just funny seeing that | |
Most of those exports will be Maga hats and gold plated toilet seats | Aren't those maga hats imports? | |
you bought only 17 shares and you crying here ? lol | yeah, im a baby | |
TD has a decent mobile app interface? I'll have to look into that. I would love 3 and 5 minute candles, and MACD. I'm decent at eyeballing it, but it would still help. | TD has all that and more. I’ve been using it since before they were free for research, and now that it is free, I’m moving everything over. | |
I'm going to publish that paper before you do. | what paper? | |
Yes, I understand that bit. But if anything it allows me to make my play for the day and then continue on with my life. | You can literally toggle between cash and margin account in RH.... Figured you may know that considering you're the retarded CEO | |
Oh yeah, it’s a battle, shorts will probably win | :( | |
Okay, whew. I’m nervous lmfao | Just bought some thinking that shit was gonna rocket. O boi. Right before the dip too. | |
Imagine sleeping on a burning pile of money like my ROKU stocks ATM when you could sleep on the warm embrace of an exploding 737 boeing airliner | Now that's poetic. Thanks for the smiles. | |
ELI5? | could go up could go down | |
*Trump tweets have entered the chat* | 'I have consumed 20 capsules of sodium cyanide.' | |
Bruh | F | |
So they are damned if they do and damned if they don’t | They have been very successful so far at gaining a foothold. The tough part is finished for them. | |
>misconstrudel | kielbasa > strudel | |
ARWR IS GAY | BIGLY. FUCK. | |
Yea mine too lmao | see you in hell | |
what paper? | state shares as an alternative to taxation | |
Yep, I already own $100k+ in shares and am going to transfer another $10k this week to invest. This stock is a bargain right now. | Thanks for buying my shares on this garbage company. Burning over a billion dollars a year is a real bargain indeed... | |
This post is approved by u/elonmusk | SEC wants to know your location | |
might be a boomer stock but they hook kids early on superhero trash. ppl are gonna have nostalgia for avengers garbage for literal decades | I already do and it's just base don the first few movies like Iron Man 1. Disney+ will only get better (from a business, content and operational standpoint) | |
Are we going to build a hypersonic barrier to keep them out and make them pay for it tho? | That’s been priced in to the US budget for a while now | |
Not a bad idea actually. | That actually worked out :) I let my 319p slide into about 5% profit, then hedged it with 5 320.5c for Friday | |
Nah it doesn't make me nervous I just borrowed a fuckton of money to meet the day trader account limit and I can't afford to lose it. | Ally savings account 1.7% nowadays. | |
Finally some actual due diligence. | more like dick dickery | |
I’m sorry you were at 69 karma and I upvoted you 😩😩 | Don’t worry I downvoted him | |
Strike and premium paid? | I sold at +80%. I guess we'll see if that was the smart move by the end of the week. | |
Easy thing to remember for Disney. 'Like racism, white is right.' | Bro, Disney racist? No... it was just a different time. | |
Think you’re mistaking effect with cause... | are u surprised.... lol GUH | |
What's preferred stock? Also any advice on picking a REIT? | MPW | |
Why the Put? | Hes not a complete tard | |
r/thetagangbets | Someone ahould make this a sub | |
My body is ready for the great melding | Yes please | |
I wonder if that Unicorn guy is down from millionair to Thousandair yet | Depends if he keeps doubling down instead of admitting he's wrong | |
You're telling me that you watched this stock jump up damn near $100 in three days and you're just now asking should you get out? Somebody give this man the autistic medal. | Peak WSB, trading emotionally not logically | |
Can we have some quality shit posts at some point today? These aren’t even funny | This isn’t the place for “quality.” This is the place for get rich quick schemes. | |
oh god AMRN again - I was holding 1/3 so I sat back and laughed at the chumps with expiring options...my god... | let me guess you held thru the morning gap up heh | |
$149 Put | ohh | |
Well it looks like garbage | Oh yeah, why do you say that. | |
Always lunch slump | :-( | |
Or it’s a trap | Yeah, cartoons have laid out this scenario in a multitude of ways. Nobody's trying to get Elmer Fudded into chasing free money on a fucking fish-hook. | |
I would, if only to repurpose the battery pack as a DIY Powerwall | 40 KwH Powerwall? More like Powerpartition. | |
This is true, I will now downvote myself in agreement. | You have too much honor! | |
yeah fuck that shit I’m out now | Good call | |
why? | Bullish cypher at the prz, r.r is 8 to 1, .6mef/absorption near ath, hgf premium is roughly 300% better than other similar options. lots of good reasons to. | |
I saw a bear the other day talk about a possible SPX/SPY short squeeze. Unfortunately, this makes no fucking sense because it just tracks stocks. | There is a lot of shorts on SPX, as there is a ton more puts outstanding than calls on SPX options. | |
Keep it coming | still going 🤑 | |
Oh, I first read this as '$1875 for TSLA', which is still kinda undervalued but in the right ballpark. | YASSS, TELSA TO 42069 CONFIRMED. IM GONNA BE RICH | |
then they should do something useful and be paid for it | Good luck with trying to avoid external threats. | |
Tons of reasons. China USA deal for one. Global slowdown for 2. End of year sell off for gains from 2400-3170 for thirds amidst all the mess. | Lay offs as well but that could just mean trimming fat. | |
What the fuck us going on? I was promised tendies. | Have faith | |
God i hope so. This market annoys me on a daily basis with its expensive assets and low volatiltiy. Hard to make money with options. Im missing the salad days of 2018. So many opportunities back then shorting the SPY rips and buying the SPY dips. | One day we may see those times again... In the mean time I'll lose my money else where | |
I'm picturing a cell in [SEC jail](https://etceteraatclarion.files.wordpress.com/2018/03/shawshank-outside.jpg) where on the wall someone has scrawled 'u/ControlTheNarrative was here' and below it is written 'So was u/1poundbookingfee'. | Do they serve Tendies in the prison canteen? | |
Yeah and mofuckers be going to didney world/land/park-thing for christmas | Yeah they do hahah | |
Draw 6 parallel lines, going upward. Re-trace and cross the 6 lines horizontal. Twist and slide your screen at an 90° angle. Slip off your pants and watch the magic happen. | wow it really does look just like a penis at the end | |
Now that's poetic. Thanks for the smiles. | I clicked this link and saw way ITM puts. At first I assumed this was some new retarded attempt at bamboozling a brokerage.. I guess it's been too long since I've seen some gains on here | |
did microsoft and amazon double? | T’was sarcastic. | |
No need to spoil the fun! | Bruh he's going to lose a down payment on a house and learn nothing. | |
Someone ahould make this a sub | Hard to be theta gang when the market goes up | |
I think jobs market is what moves elections, not the stock market. More than 60% of the population doesn’t know that the stock market is at all time highs, according to recent reports. | jobs and consumer confidence are the most reliable predictors | |
optionsellers.com hit a rogue wave | Oof they should have rebranded as autismsellers.com | |
Wait but don't you get the dividend if you buy before the dividend? Shouldn't that work out exactly equal? | Stock prices drop by the amount of the dividend. Since MINT is pretty predictable, you can capture capital growth, as well as dividend growth by taking advantage of that. | |
On other words tank just after the election. | Most likely, not guaranteed though but not tanking before the election is almost a guarantee. | |
Give up your ass and you can go out for ramen for a few nights. | Nah, not in this job market. | |
There are, but they only enforce em if you’re famous. | you mean they only enforce them if they're not getting a cut of the pie. | |
I wish I would have gotten this advice when I was graduating hs. Turns out college is just a big indoctrination factory, fascist authoritarians everywhere! | Actually the professors are marxists. They taught me capitalism was bad even though I became a millionaire from it. It was entertaining listening to professors who had no outside business experience. | |
I clicked this link and saw way ITM puts. At first I assumed this was some new retarded attempt at bamboozling a brokerage.. I guess it's been too long since I've seen some gains on here | It's been that bad around here eh. I stop coming here when the volatility is down. I can only look at the same old meta memes, digs at RH, hacks, for so long. | |
They wrote it for kids and they have tiny brains, so they'll remember it as a legendary movie. Case closed, sprinkle some crack on him and let's get outta here. | You sure the kids and people who liked the original aren't dumb either? | |
Seems like a lot of money for something to hang laundry on. | That’s one way of looking at it. | |
Oh shit that’s high. Thank you for posting! Any available shares? | Yessir still shares available, locates taking about \~5 minutes | |
That’s what Epstein said... | epstein was a fall guy though. | |
Are interest rates not stuck low because of QE? | Interest rates are never 'stuck', but they are trending down due to recent QE. An economic rebound in Europe would all but end QE in that region. | |
Prob looking at 100-500% run if good, 80-90% loss if bad. At least with shares you can baghold and hope things change a few months later, I’m staying away from options on this one | 400+% IV lol, ya I'm good | |
Why even work for a living? Your wages are already priced in. | Ah shit, Reddit was priced into my salary.. It explains a lot, really | |
Yeah I have the Feb 21 95s calls. It’s my bday! Worst case I think I can sell out on earnings with high IV which I expect. | Same brother | |
Ah what you got downies on. | I did the Dalio hedge, with a little more time. Bought puts on SPY with 6/20/2020 exp. for about 20% of my option trading budget. we'll see what the new year holds! | |
fats + plastic + sugars + more fat * sugar | Plus salt | |
What broker? TD allows three waivers in a rolling 12 month period | All they told me was you need to have 25k or more at open. Ive had my account for 4 months so maybe thats why they arent leniant on it with me. | |
Of course that is implied... | What does that imply? | |
This comment will get buried but PENN is on a heater and it will continue until April. Book it | Why do you think? | |
wat happened to the loss porn post, its been kinda getting bare lately. did everyone just loose all their money? | Obviously. It's the 'markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent' shit | |
RMBS up 2.5% today ;-) | dude I thought you were trolling with residential mortgage backed securities lool | |
I was down 95% on this position on Friday. Options were trading at 5 cents each. I could of doubled down and make 5x profit. | That's not answering my question though. That's like saying sure I invested in a random ticker, and I could've invested more. So why don't you just share how you picked it rather than answering other questions nobody asked😤 | |
Honestly I didn't know about IVR or IVP until you mentioned it. IVR seems like a really good metric to use when evaluating potential new investment opportunities. I definitely start using that. For the size of my portfolio atm, i can still rationalize selling options on the stock. Good luck with the hunt! | Keep learning. You're on a profitable path if you keep learning. | |
Upvoted | Downvoted back to 420 | |
Short 325 put long 320. I need BA to stay above 325 on the 27th in order not to get major cucked. If it was a bear put spread you’d be long the puts and not short the puts. So the positions would be opposite. | Thank you I'm good now.. Im thinking BA bad news is priced in, run up tomro, eow at the latest. | |
So he’s a swinger? | That's what he says, but I'm pretty sure he's actually just 🌈🌈🌈 | |
Yes. Withdraw at any time, no tax. Withdrawal gets added back to contribution room in the future year. | wow | |
Need a BECKY etf | Only with leverage. | |
Half a tril in liquidity says yes | ELI three and a half w/ learning disability plz | |
Why did you board a grounded plane | Only the 737 Max are grounded. Believe or not there are other 737s | |
$50k | You got big floaty balls |
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