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SDC | This one got me | |
Bro he’s retiring and waiting for his replacement. ROKU has had great growth but nothing absurd | That we know about. *shrug* it's a risk-on situation no matter how you look at it. | |
No it’s about 42069 days. Or lose 5g and only make 500 or 1million back. No in between. | After losing 5k I got a lot better at taking a fucking gain and walking away. | |
A blow job is still a job | A loophole is still a hole. | |
Maybe u jus think that | No one that comes out of my school hates it - could ask anyone that graduates | |
The more MAXs are out there, the bigger their liability for all the grounded planes | Priced in bud | |
Sure, just noting that it happened. I don't think any trade headline has credibility anymore. | I agree. I personally think the headlines aren’t related to the pumps. They’re cover for the pumps. | |
There's no way you are that stupid. The KGB was clearly Mexican. | Mexican Joker was obviously a plant | |
No problem! I learned a few things also! | This is literally the 2nd or 3rd result in the google search I pasted. Jesus christ | |
My best guess is that PTI will hot around $8 this week, then after January should be over $10 | Alright you convinced me, buying some more tomorrow | |
What's the short interest at | 7 mil shares shorted last week- it’s all up from here | |
Yeet! | And let's bet on it as well. Then wonder if the resulting odds are a proper reflection of the actual probability to win. | |
This isn’t the place for “quality.” This is the place for get rich quick schemes. | get rich quick memes you say? | |
Roku CFO stepped down. | It’ll come up tomorrow fucking watch | |
You have much to learn about my methods of shitposting and when I chose to display it 👨🏫 | It’s true 🙏 | |
Proof or u gay | even if he gives us proof he's still gay | |
But what would be the catalyst for a company that halted production to take off any time soon? | The FAA giving the clear for the plane to fly again | |
Puts on DRRX or biogen. Both have P3 drugs that are setup for failure more than Michael Jordan's baseball career. It's like being in a Tijuana whore house with no condoms and only 1 paper bag. | Are you telling him to fuck a lunch bag in Mexico? | |
DIK? | SUK? | |
$15 million a month ago https://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/1428439.htm | WOW!!! No wonder he can 'retire' in his late 40s!! | |
uppies or downies in vroom vroom go go? | Would you please repeat. | |
when you sell, you only are at risk of assignment if the stock price violates your short strike. | Well I don’t know what their margin requirements are but getting assigned $50 million in $SPY at a $20 million loss will ruin someone’s day. | |
This is the real play. BA is big enough to absorb the program shutdown, but Spirit Aero depends on BA for a crazy amount of its business. | Puts on Jobs in Kansas. Puts on Kansas and DOrthy. | |
Wtf you brought short dated calls after a stock went up 12% the past week? | Stonks only go up :(? | |
I have two accounts. One I was using for a hold long term kind of situation with a decently performing dividend stock (BX). The other I was using for day trading. After a three month experiment I was able to make 15% growth plus dividend payouts on the first one, and lost 24% in the day trading one. I have lost my urge to day trade. | I too use the dual account technique. Turns out I suck at day trading and could have just been selling premium.... | |
Then my Jan calls are fucked | I mean that's my speculation. Doesn't mean your calls are fucked. Then again who's to say Pfizer doesn't come out with a statement next week and say they will buy out AMRN? What's your strike price if you don't mind me asking? | |
Add me in the screenshot. | Me tooooo | |
I mean he's not crazy and not stupid. The dude did get himself elected to the POTUS position. He's also been straight-edge sober for a few decades. If you, him, and I sat in a room together - he'd have some interesting shit to say and we'd be quite a bore for him, if you really think about it. | I wouldn’t be boring and probably you wouldn’t be either. He has achieved more and his wealth and status have allowed him to experience so many things we haven’t. But the poorest farmer can entertain a king with their wit and their mind...and their heart🌈 | |
Yes, but this is his unrealized gains | https://imgur.com/a/dvSLmW7 | |
And what is the point of doing this? | To stay listed on the stock exchanges they need to keep over $1 per share for a certain amount of time otherwise they go to OTC/Pink sheets | |
End of 2020 sounds good. End of 2019 sounds retarded. | Dammit.. | |
or wendy's | chick-fil-gay their tendies are pretty gay. | |
ROKU behaves like a storefront for the market. They won't be replaced | I remember when I thought Yahoo, AOL and Myspace could never be replaced | |
Already have a 12/27 $130 call so jump in | 148c same expiry | |
ok zoomer | Ok tumor | |
I wish i understood that more clearly. I’m still yet a simple autist. | read this and feel free to ask questions https://squeezemetrics.com/download/white_paper.pdf | |
I’ve been wondering when amazon will try to just over take them, they have or are building all the assets they need to be a shipping company | Something something.. $AMZN 3000! Just buying their aircraft, ground crews and pilots would be worth a takeover. | |
Alibaba* | There is often no meaningful distinction. The same sellers are on both sites and you can get the same volume rates on AliExpress by contacting the seller. | |
*when* | *it* | |
5318008 | Big if 58008 | |
All tomato sauce has sugar in it to balance the acidity of the tomato’s you dingus | Not all, some use alot of sugar in the dough | |
should have it sort by count rather than alphabetical | Yeah just fixed that. I’m going to make into into a website prob | |
What does that imply? | It's like when you buy a gun because you GUH'd your account and it comes with a trigger. Why? Because it's priced in. | |
An extra 33 hours for “work” to make an extra $5.70 an hour... | Sure, but if thats a 33% raise from 15-20$ an hour... | |
I spat. | Hate people who don’t swallow | |
Why 72% make 100%. Jokes aside, why everyone is predicting drop in SPY? | Because the last 2 months have been an insane run up on rumors and maybe repo. Either the market shifted so fundamentally that everything became 10% more valuable or this is unbridled hopium. | |
All of the superfans who went out of their way to see it as soon as possible loved it? Ya don't say! | Everyone from storm trooper costume nerds to entertainment reporters were ecstatic. It's going to do $1.6 billion minimum, you heard it here first. Plenty of cuddly new characters to turn into figurines and lunch boxes too. | |
thats like a 2% drop. wont happen unless ww3 is declared or something | Thats why im counting on Kim to create a Christmas miracle | |
SUK? | $20. | |
I was fucking with AMD at $8, just swing trading, if I only knew then... but on paper it wasn’t a good company, it had 1/10 of the market share and hella debt. It meme’d itself to recovery. I expect a 30% haircut. | Spoiler alert: still isn't a good company | |
Do i just yolo every penny then? | Hey I remembered you by your sub tag you were complaining about being a grandma | |
Not sure if I still have it as I was very much expelled from high school due to the way I behaved in and outside of the classroom but I will look. | Following, sounds great | |
Phenomena do dooo do do do.. phenomena do do do do. Phenomena do dooo do do do .. do do do.. do do do.. do do do do do do do do do do. | Suck | |
I’m not playing earnings of REITS or dividend stocks dude. The ones i’d use this for historically gave gap ups/downs, preferably around 5%. The goal would be to play the run up (IV crush) and sell the winning contract at open. Not let it play out for weeks after. | Go ahead. Remember to post your result here. Your service will be remembered. | |
Hey it's me BA puts guy. Not until +100k | Ugh...fine. | |
Eyelash* | William* | |
Genius. Parachutes work for the space shuttle. Are planes that much different??? | Yes. The primary function of the parachutes on the Space Shuttle was to slow the decent of the front wheel. | |
There is a growing movement in the sub for stock trading instead of options guhhhing | But, that takes awhile.... | |
Well I don’t know what their margin requirements are but getting assigned $50 million in $SPY at a $20 million loss will ruin someone’s day. | Never truer words spoken | |
So you stick it up your ass | I stick my dick up your mother ASSHOE | |
Short term capital gains (assets held < 1 year) are taxed as regular income— a max of 37% for the highest earners. Long term capital gains (assets held > 1 year) are taxed at a special rate based on your income, capped at 20%. Short term capital losses can be used to offset short term capital gains, so if you make $100 in STCG and lose $100 in STCL, you don’t pay tax on the $100 gains since your net is zero. Same concept applies for LTCG and LTCL. | Actualllyyyyy..... So **short**\-**term losses** are first deducted against **short**\-**term gains**, and **long**\-**term losses** are deducted against **long**\-**term gains**. Net **losses** of either type **can** then be deducted against the other kind of **gain**. | |
Care to elaborate? | The joke about waiting three days to buy calls | |
you know they reported earnings last week yeah? | Whoops. A few days behind a bunch of dollars short. | |
Bloomberg should understand the tax benefits of legalizing. Including hemp textiles. Our country would be a GOLD MINE. Talk about growing economy. | Yes, but unfortunately it doesn’t seem like that’s the case at all. Some people just prefer their arbitrary views to logic. | |
Hate people who don’t swallow | It's literally rejecting a part of someone who loves you | |
''Cramer'' stopped reading. | But he may have have the ear of POTUS | |
Isnt this widely known? Feel like i saw it on tv yesterday | By now yes, when I posted not really. | |
When the rug gets pulled like 6 days from now at 2:55:05 I'm gonna be like 'Well anyone could have seen that coming. Should have bought puts'. | People have been saying this to me for the last 2 months. And I keep pulling the $ I make on calls off the table | |
What makes you think it's going up? I guess earnings are near there. | Cancer drug just approved too. | |
I just woke up and have no idea what’s going on. Wouldn’t this be good news? Why would it send the stock down 30%? Because it was only 11/60? | Yea a company can say it’s good news all it wants (aka lie) truth is it’s not and I’ve heard they’ve done this in the past too. I said fuck it it and cut my losses. Could’ve sold higher, but right now I could’ve also sold lower. | |
It's literally rejecting a part of someone who loves you | Gotta price it in | |
what are you talking about? I don't know much about trading, but I do watch Linus tech tips on YT and AMD is killing it. So invest now | AMD also got the console market. Next gen Xbox and PlayStation continues to use AMD APU. | |
Actualllyyyyy..... So **short**\-**term losses** are first deducted against **short**\-**term gains**, and **long**\-**term losses** are deducted against **long**\-**term gains**. Net **losses** of either type **can** then be deducted against the other kind of **gain**. | This guy accounts | |
PTI | Isn't the stock in freefall right now | |
I mean if the government is willing to bail out Automotive and banks, they would save Boeing without a second thought. Can't let those dirty euro Airbuses take over. | Exactly | |
WOW!!! No wonder he can 'retire' in his late 40s!! | He owned 3.5 million shares at one point too. He obviously sold some along the way but lets pretend he hadn't sold any up until now... 3.5m shares x $135/share = $472.5 million. Shit I would retire too with that amount of money | |
I’m looking at $BRK.B 300 calls in 2022 while I’m knitting. The FDs have my balls hurting. As I say this I’m planning on doubling my $HD FD position when the market opens. | I see HD is trading well this morning. What made you double your position? | |
i cut my losses and decided DIS, WW and BYND were making moves and i had plenty of fun there. | Stupid love then | |
This was back in June or something | Gotcha | |
No! Hahaha | Well that, was a good decision. | |
Pretty sure short term gains are still exempt from capital gains tax within a TFSA. | well I wish we had one of these in the US, such a crime that gambling winnings are taxed! | |
I honestly thought I should have done a farther out date than 12/27 when I opened it yesterday, but I made the mistake of opening it too early yesterday and not far out enough. Had I been in at 320 as opposed to 325 short strike, I think I could have weathered it. But hang in there, I think the ugliest is behind us. It just shook me out of the position by the massive volatility this morning. | Yeah, would be better to look around 30-45sh DTE if not playing some YOLO earning plays to dampen the price volatility (gamma) and let the theta income smooth the numbers. Did you buy to close your self or margin call(would not be possible with defined risk), what was your theoretical max loss (how big was your position) ? | |
Yeah I came back to post (my position is linked above). Already up 60% on my Dec27/19 Puts. gonna let this thing ride. | Ya I took a look after your comment and ended up with $30 Jan 3 puts. | |
Lmao he's not a socialist you dumbass. I should have known better I guess. | 'i literally just want to give people free (tax) money!' sounds super capitalist dumbass. He is not a libertarian or a capitalist despite what his brainwashed followers parrot. He is a statist POS and you are a bootlicker, go buy some weed stocks | |
Sa sa | Ke sa, bretnas? | |
Go ahead. Remember to post your result here. Your service will be remembered. | If we get movement in either direction today i’ll unwind one of my SPY positions and try and get a fill on NKE. | |
Wow, look at us. Who woulda thought. Glad we locked profit lmao | Lmao fuck that lizzard | |
how is it boring? its constantly trending higher | Nah holding a straddle is boring. Till the ER hits its just flat. .2% movement just makes the calls go up and the puts go down in semi-equal amounts | |
How are you determining which long options to purchase? | So minus that one “yolo-ish” play (40 * $1.68 * 100 = $6720) being anywhere from 25-50% of your account total if you subtract out that amount and some presumed profit you had. What’s your PnL like without the BMY option trade? | |
Yeah this. You don't get to play the theta game unless you already have big monies. | Nah man, you can if you have few thousands, its just a % game. | |
Posted a loss | Congrats you got a tax writeoff | |
I bet you have no idea how Facebook makes money either by providing a free service. Roku's platform revenue has already exceeded their hardware revenue. | I guess that's why they (roku) make so much revenue and profit /s | |
Post pics of lost porn | can't remember the last time I lost porn? | |
it's already priced in | are short Mormons also priced in? | |
Ah yes, the most delicious scheme of them all | Yum yum | |
that's only like 10% in 30 days. Not that crazy | That's what I'm saying. A pre-ER run up for a stock that is historically very volatile and has bean hammered for 6 months. It's not that insane. | |
How much vol? | IVR 30+ | |
What’s worth it to you? Curious. | Implied volatility rank and volume. | |
Small account guy here ($1500) - got a taste of the juice on a quick FD on a $PCG swing a week ago (with a very small commitment), but indeed, have hesitated doing anything but purchasing some YOLO OTM options for fear of putting 'real money' in play, and it's getting me nowhere. Do I really just need to pony up? | I'm stuck buying .10-.25 calls. I'll be big balling when I can throw down $100 to 200 on a call | |
For those too lazy to check, it has an open interest of 33,727 contracts which makes it by far the biggest strike being traded (second biggest is 18342 @ strike price 35 | Why is there such a gap |
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