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Yeah... definitely different over there | Bunch of pump/dump idiots bolstering their own positions. Stocktwits is only good for making fun of people after they blow up their portfolio betting on clinical trial/FDA results. | |
Isn't that what is happening with uber...wework...companies that lose billions of dollars yet able to have high market caps just bc they're startup unicorns | Wework, yes. Uber is actually a real company with a plan. It's a shitty plan, and I don't think they ever realize it, but comparing Uber to Pets.com isn't really fair. | |
the reason why boeing stock price is at that price today is due to the pumps from the ceo tho. without the constant pumps idk if itll do well. his pumps make trump and musk look like amateurs | Lol no one with money to move markets trusted those ‘pumps’ or ‘lies’ and especially not after they halted production. The stock is so strong because it is backed by the govt and would be bailed out 10 times over before it goes bust. It’s too important for the US economy and military, and too big to fail. | |
The best one liner to come out of a show in some time. Great reference. | What show? | |
🥳🥳 | 😍🥰 | |
Anybody know what a “Pocketbook” is?? | Check books I think | |
You can mix numbers and letters. There's just a 6 character limit so TSLA 42 works but not TSLA 420 rip | I meant inbetween. Like the one picture of the plate thats like 8B8BB8B8 or similar. Same applies to making a word using letters. Like t3s1a or similar. | |
Nice | Nice | |
Got puts? | Yessir | |
Long dated? | You know they were FDs all the way!! | |
It’s ridiculous | Everybody: movies dont move the stock | |
[how about now?](https://twitter.com/imaoyani/status/1209150414597361666?s=21) | Nice | |
What do Granola chicks and options have in common? They 'put' out. | But they’re never in the money.. | |
You can say what you want about the tenets of national socialism but at least it's an ethos. | We believe in *nothing*, Lebowski, **NOTHING**. | |
I was confused about the horrible financial advice till I realised I was in r/WallStreetBets | Just buy the car on margin | |
My dream is to finally break even after dozens of poorly thought out option plays 😍 | My dream is to finally keel over after drinking all these Monsters (: | |
I saw the post here last week and was prepared to buy calls with my last $2k... Then something came up and I forgot the whole idea until today.. 😢 | Mistakes were made. Reminds me that time I had 10 TSLA march calls and dumped them at 350 | |
Nice | Nice | |
the obvious solution is just to stop working and spend all your time here. literally can’t go tits up. | hummm. new plan developing.. Lest see how many tendies I make today.. | |
What area?? | Bay Area CA | |
You think wsb is for substance? Lol | Of course in small doses there is good stuff. Unlike the rest of Reddit. But I do apologize that comment was more rude then it should of been. | |
If only it were that easy. | Right? I tried for 2 weeks and was like nah I’m good fam. Too tedious for me, would much rather just do a couple taps in RH. | |
Yoyooyoyoyoyo | hello fellow Chicaghoes | |
Same I also thought CRL would've been likely but the results of the most recent trial showed significant results which were not placebo and drug toxicity concerns had been addressed. | The drug toxicity concerns are far from addressed....a single animal trial looking at metabolites not found in humans isnt addressing anything. It was a long shot and the FDA basically said meh whatever. | |
Absolutely. But then again, there seems to be no shortage of idiots. Buy moar. | I'm waiting on my paychecks $___$ | |
Dummy next time run a algo program like me see if these puts been sold on bid or ask. Do the same for the call . Then come back with your peepee in your mouth sucking a horse nut | What are you running to see what the puts were sold on the bid or ask? | |
Why did you have to check? I would have been way more surprised if he stayed silent. | Honestly. This is pretty tame in comparison to tweeting that he’d be taking the company private at $420 | |
Same | Congrats op! I've got the tri motor reserved as well :D | |
Yeah, I don't really care about 10x play. I've had one in 6 years. That's what I've been looking into.. spreads. You can make decent money but it's definitely a monthly strategy rather than a daily one. Either way, loses are capped if it goes bad (as opposed to an FD that can go to 0 overnight) and max gain can be quite good. | Going month out on debit can be dope since stonks only go up, but I mostly do credit spreads with a week expiring just because it's easier to manage how the market's move week by week. Typically load up on positions monday/tuesday and chill til friday afternoon to close | |
Nice | Nice | |
Analysts said it would go to 190 though | Ah yes because those types of folk never try to manipulate anything | |
Not sure I follow bud. Do you mean what risk/reward do i look for or when do i close out/roll? | What do u look for when you buy | |
Probably made 5 cents on a day trade | Only 4 robinhood took the other penny | |
Where were you an hour ago, you god damned genius? | I’m sorry I wasn’t here sooner for you brother, next time you need to gift a basket lmk I’ll even do a step by step guide | |
I don't even have that much money to play with, godspeed | I dont have them too anymore lolz | |
Wtf are you trying to say? It’s low volume because Christmas is in two days... | thats what I tried to say. That the mkts are closed and even if big boys wanted to make money they wouldnt be able to. | |
Nice | Nice | |
Really? | Ah, I think I have. Saw it in that biotech subreddit a while ago | |
It’s def a weird chart .. it looks like a super sub par spy mirror .. but a 8% div huh? Would be interested to see total return vs spy .. but question why not just buy spy ? Like is something supposed to happen for norw to diverge from tracking spy but with a giant div ? | Dude I didn’t even see the dividend holy fuck that’s high | |
Blasphemer! | I know but shorts area dead and now they taunt them | |
That seems optimistic but who knows? | My calls are 12/27 $56.50 so I don't need 57 but I'd like it | |
probably tomorrow | Ok thank you | |
hello fellow Chicaghoes | Chicago gang rep | |
Obama is gone | 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 | |
Cool and I’m paid ho. While your broke ass buying at $420 hoping for $425. | I don't trade Tesla lol | |
My azz still hurts from Dec 2018. Santa fucked me hard and still drank the glass of milk | Santa's still got those remaining 24% to have fun lol | |
Quit being a bitch, go seals them fuckers do what they want and book deal tendies after. | As of Friday I’m in the space force so maybe that the way to go! Space marines do pretty well in sci-fi, typically. Better than I do in trading at least. | |
This year seemed to be filled with “stocks don’t do that” analysis but they did still and then some. | Right but based on what? Our bright amazing future without recession next 2 years?? | |
Yea yea u so doom and gloom. | It's not doom and gloom. There is always somewhere to invest and an investment vehicle to carry. Energy, gold, silver, and resi REITs are all performing amazingly right now. With gold and energy having a ton of room for upside. | |
What’d it say? | Let me know when someone tells you. | |
Do you plan on selling at open or wait until close? | I like to hold until 15 minutes before market close on my positions, unless it’s just a straight sell strategy in which case I just hold until expiration. Assuming you called it correctly and things are going your way, the longer you hold the more money you make as the option you sold gets closer to 0. | |
Shitpost? | Smells like it. | |
to offset short term losses? | To buy and forget | |
ITM but my timing was terrible. Bought the 'dip' today this morning so my calls are currently down since we never recovered from that selloff. | Same with Disney fuck | |
Boyfriends don’t have periods either | BRB getting gay | |
That’s why you buy contracts a few months out... | I don't see how having a longer dated expiry negates your stop loss getting activated and your contracts getting sold | |
7% dividend is high for a stock I’m using to hedge against SPY. | Hmm .. I dunno man, not sayin it’s not viable, just that I don’t see how it’s viable I guess ? It seems to track spy almost directly ? | |
$PTI | No way. | |
Wait you mean you're not supposed to share your SSN with everyone?? | ok google how to mass unsend message | |
**Nice** | Nice | |
Nice. | Nice | |
Congrats op! I've got the tri motor reserved as well :D | $1000 says u refund the deposit | |
Hopefully the opposite of what it did last year. | Hopefully the opposite of what you said | |
Me | Oh, Not you though. You deserve it. | |
Not really, because losses already offset other gains you had, and if they don’t, you’re allowed to carry forward your losses indefinitely and then use $3k per year of them to offset gains. So there’s no reason to try to take cap gains on purpose to use the losses, if that makes sense. Basically, taxes on gains have to be paid right away, tax offsets on losses can be carried forward. | Say someone had 30k in realized losses, 20k in realized gains, and 20k in unrealized gains right now? Why wouldn't someone realize 10k of the potential gains now instead of waiting till next year? | |
I was forced to sell all my stocks a year ago. I am not currently involved with the stock market. I am merely pointing out that it impossible for a company like Tesla to lose money quarter over quarter and continue to remain in business, much less have record highs in stock. This is a bubble, and when it pops, a lot of people are going to hate life. | Retard | |
I want to liquidate som potions so o can get in amazon calls | I like it. 1830 short term imo | |
They overshot the goal. 425 now. | REVERT COURSE | |
We only qualified for a partial Roth one year... And I'm not doing backdoor with the pro rata rules. | Do you have a 401k? If so roll your Ira into 401k and then pro rata rules don’t apply | |
Even for a Roth IRA? | you will owe taxes and penalties on any gains you withdraw early, but won’t owe either on any money you withdraw that you previously contributed to the account | |
Your dad is gay. So are both of my dads | Fuck it, we’re all gay. | |
And Lexus for LGBT fucking idiots... | What's your car of choice then? | |
Got it, thanks for the reply! | Just gave me a new play of the week with my mini account | |
Homemade gold for you for making me laugh and I don’t have reddit coins 🥇 | You’re poor and retarded. | |
$BA...!? | I've already sold puts on BA. | |
Lol try biotech | You don't buy shares of biotech, why would you? | |
Lean is disgusting lol, literally just drinking straight opioids. At least DXM you get some trippy visuals as your liver fails 😎 | Fuck your legal drug. That’s pussy shit. Smoke some meth and make retard tendies like the rest of us. | |
Nice | Nice | |
TA is perfect for machine learning. If humans can recognize patterns, so can computers. | Agree, unfortunately you also need the context to make sense of the pattern, so for instance you can detect a cycle in your data, but if you don't know what is driving the cycle you will blindly predict the next one, presumably you will also bet money and then it will not repeat itself due to fundamental reasons, and you will loose the bet. | |
The short term was sold for a smaller amount than the longer term was bought, so the trade took money out of my account. But the long term call is dated further out, so if SPY lands at 321.50, the shorter term collapses to 0 and I get to keep all the premium, but the longer term does not because the underlying went up on the day and it doesn’t expire until the 27th. | O understood. Banging for spy to stay below 321.50 today for max premium gain to cover part of the cost of the longer dated call and hopefully spy to exceed 321.50 on 27 Dec to make money. Didnt uds at first cause maybe your platform doesn't include the cost u paid for the longer calls. | |
I thought he was highlighting the 'NK' part in reference to the NK gift. | Honestly I've no clue lol what's the NK gift tho? | |
No he said he had a private entity willing to buy a serious amount of stock at 420 but that wasn’t true. Got fined for market manipulation | Thanks ... the 400 was sticking in my head and I couldn’t remember. | |
It’s still going | Dollar dump | |
Holy shit you're right. May I interest you in a top level director position at a prestigious bottled water upstart poised to revolutionize the world? | 😂😂😂😂 but seriously if it's not some gourmet water fancy bottle... Make it cost less and you'll sell more. 😏 | |
IMHO, the SPY will take a shit once a Democrat starts to poll higher than trump, and not a moment sooner. | Most of the dems have been polling higher than trump the whole time. | |
Millennials are in their 30s fam | The youngest millenial right now is 24. 1995 was the last batch of millennials. | |
Called it! | Hahahahah I was half serious / half joking when I wrote it but damn! | |
This is WSB, a neutral account is the same thing as winning the megamillions jackpot. | One of us | |
Nice | Nice | |
the best thing about theta gang is that the ticker barely even matters. | I need premium baby. And by premium I mean ur SC | |
Hey they might all be broke | Well they are now | |
Nice | Nice bear trap | |
Blue chip and indexes? I think we have a lost redditor. | A lost gay redditor | |
Then turn those losses into more losses exponentially and you can continue the theta train for life | So lose 20k this year make 40k next year pay zero taxes? | |
nice thanks, some retard on reddit said they couldn't but that was the only comment I found that said it, and no one corrected them. | I haven't tried switching from phone to pc. I did buy a separate little Bluetooth adapter for pc, so I imagine you may have to open the Bluetooth menu for either and just select them quick | |
Costco lives in 292 - 295. It's not going to move anymore than that. | Stonks only go up | |
the things that actually make you money no matter what the stock does over time. | wat | |
Because your a fucking retard there I said it | I dont know how many times he has to hear it | |
I KISSED A MAN!🤢 | And you like it? | |
Nooice | Noooice |
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