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Markets only go up | In 100 years, people will know the 2009 recession as 'The last recession in human history' | |
You would likely get raped in jail | Jail rape is part of OP’s personal risk tolerance. | |
Long SBUX | White women in my city now has transitioned to the instagramable $5 cold brew locations. Even some of the poorer white women. I followed one white woman around for an entire day and she got cold brew 3 times and stopped at target twice. A target with Starbucks in it. Maybe she forgot? Maybe Starbucks Is screwed ? I’ll update as time pass | |
It varies some in 08, 02, 88, and in the 60s all recessions happen when unemployment reach 4% didn’t even get to 3.5% so I’m being cautious. I extracted this info from my chart I have | and what was the average # of days after hitting 4% to recession? | |
Sure. Now, wait right here son while I go buy a pack of cigarettes. | Brb doc I left my pen in the car | |
Oof. I'd be charging two hours for my time | no, but i got some good will with my boss, which means i get next monday off to go ski | |
Who hasn't??? | *looks around* I should go... | |
Not urgent about it just put a small bit in to play with to see the craic about it. | Not you, but the urgency created by the company by saying customer has x amount of time to use it. | |
Oof. I guess you could say you now have more options to choose from | Options: the spice of life! | |
thats a good idea | Wow, this is incredibly insightful. Thats very Gordan Gekko of you. | |
Lol | I was wrong you was rite | |
Why not just let them get called away and buy in later on a dip? You lose some upside if it continues to moon, but you’d have already collected the premium plus whatever you made from when you bought in. | Possibly, but at the rate it's going, I just feel that there will be 10 months of dead money there. | |
Good luck with that. | Are you being sarcastic? | |
Yeah or TDA which is now Schwab | Schwab played that masterfully. Went to free commission to crash TDA valuation, then snatched it up for peanuts. Best play of 2019. | |
Thats 1.5 of guh... which is impossible | He had to leverage the third half | |
Ain't no laws with the claws | Is bc he has a sled 🛷 that can fly us to safety? | |
Bigger loss is they either have to pay for the music now or use public domain shit. | It's just gonna be one MIDI file of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on repeat | |
Do you think professionals take the buy anytime is good approach? If not, why do you think it’s the best? | Since 1973 the worst 10 year rolling return for the S&P 500 is -3%. The worst 15 year rolling return is 3.7%. I'm an efficient market guy so I don't believe in market timing so I'll take those odds over staying in cash any day. | |
You won't | You’re right I’m shorting $SPCE too and buying calls on $BA. | |
I mean you can though. Just lose 100k. | Balls required. | |
What am I missing | Did you knawledge yourself yet | |
Oh, christ | Username checks out, concerned by flare | |
Ya but new years is coming, and it's 2020 so people want to start the decade off like they give a shit about their health. Long PTON in the short term | You assume PTON will announce sales data before the earnings call. They probably won't. We might get rumors and reports, that's about it. | |
Death is free? Wait 'til your descendents get a load of that inheritance tax. | On estates over 11.8 million dollars lol | |
I do too | Hey if it works, we might be on to something. Get a fellow WSB autist to become an instructor and announce huge subscriber growth and maybe even announce earnings are going to be huge next quarter. Maybe even pull what Elon did and say he hears rumors of a huge acquisition deal in the works to take it to $420. Buy calls then cash out before the real numbers come out. | |
Remindme! 1 year | For what though? | |
No. It’s gonna go back to beginning 2016 levels | why tho | |
The ones that drop 50% right before Christmas | Watch SQ eat shit this week. | |
This season soccer results have been a roulette. | No kidding, one day your team does well, the next day you're scratching your head wondering wtf just happened to your bank account lmao | |
That's why you buy stocks and join the rich. | Sure just tell me what stock will turn $1000 into $10M in under 5 years | |
Fuck Microsoft, AMD's where the money's at. $2 and change in 2015, to $44 now. $MSFT is barely keeping up with tech ETFs. | Does it have enough strength to continue the same momentum? | |
You realize robinhood ipo is going to be the biggest of 2020. | yeah and? that doesn't mean shit except that a ton of people are retarded and use RH and want to buy their shit stock that will go to zero when the SEC dumps assloads of fines on them until they are bankrupt. that's if their shit practices that warrant the fines don't bankrupt them first... | |
This is the internet, you could be Epstein for all I know. If you made decent money in Blackjack you wouldn’t be here alright. Losing money short-term trading is a statistical fact, you don’t need my retarded ass to tell you that. A lot of factors put you at a disadvantage such as algorithms that could react faster than you can read news. Let’s not kid ourselves, solo investors do not have the tools required to have an edge in the market trading short term and by short term I mean day trading. | I think idiots like you don’t but I run an algotrader and consistently beat the market with it trading short term and I’m some guy with a data science background and very good programming skills. So your post applies to fucking idiots | |
There’s a web app.. | Couldn’t find an app for the ipad. Their website interface is different than the phone app | |
You mean SAS | SAS is just a bad version of Oracle, which is 💩 | |
So I can do people’s taxes and use a fucking calculator | This guy knows what's up | |
Why has it become $420.69 Though ? Coz Sex ? | r/im14andthisisfunny | |
That’s pretty dumb | This is the exact type of autism I come here for | |
Advisory committee comes first and usually suggests if the pdfua approval will go through. Pdfua is more important. | Thanks | |
Feeling we’re gonna hit 330 by mid Jan at this rate. | Mid Jan? Try Friday. | |
Read the liquidity on those aren't good. What say u Capitan? | Dunno always seemed fine to me. Spread is 1 tick | |
Stop copying me!! | Stop copying me!! | |
tf is IRS | International Robinhood symposium | |
Thanks dude, I salute your service sir though I am not American. You guys layout your life for world, thank you and merry Christmas! | If you are not American, why do you have a Roth IRA? | |
Do you have a screenshot of the 98k loss? That would be like top 5 or 10 in this sub this year | Of course he doesn’t | |
Makes me hungry for some square hamburgers. | Invest in Minecraft | |
I like it slathered tbh | Food lube | |
Goddamn, $60k? Over how long ? | Maybe he was short. *Badum tiss* | |
Are you joking? Cause robinhood may actually be able to make that work | Instead of it being 100 shares its 10 | |
Why don't they just roll out the fractional shares? It is like the stupid card. They put you on a waiting list. | Gotta buy enough shares and “put them in a dark pool” for us first | |
I just tried Trader Joe’s nugs, they are dank. Best nuggets. I’m getting all their tendies next time. Takes time, 420 for 10 min then flip, 10 more. Lime hot sauce and you are living the good life | You deserve to get hit by a bus | |
Just a couple bros helpin each other bust a nut | Where's the bot that says bro when you need him? | |
Dont bet against the mouse | Best advice on the sub right here. | |
Oh wow. New definition to pump and dump. Like when I watch Peloton cycling videos while I’m on the toilet. | This | |
Toyota has “Toyota Motor Credit Corporation” bonds which are bonds of the financing of cars. It’s the same concept as Mortgage securities, just with car loans. All the big car companies have their own motor credit Corp which they sell bonds from | There's nothing wrong with bonds like that provided they are rated properly to reflect their risk. The housing market was a gong show because of the tranching and ratings agencies tagging shit as AAA | |
Yep. Tell ya what though theres no better dog than a rez dog. Most loyal loving dog you could ever imagine. Best boy to share tendies with. | I used to live in Whiteriver and had two rez dogs. Haven't had a better dog since. | |
Ok word I've heard people talk about that. What do you do just email them? | Email/Call I prefer call | |
Sure just tell me what stock will turn $1000 into $10M in under 5 years | At this rate, AMD. | |
WC lvl? | nice. | |
Bro just start teaching yourself to program, build a little github account with some decent work, you can easily make 70k sitting on your ass drinking coffee playing on you computer with you stonks up on a side monitor | If only it were that easy. | |
I've never seen a titty I didnt like. But Tulsis rack is less than impressive. I bet pelosi ol saggy titties are better looking. | So edgy | |
algos use fibs (among other things), you'd be an autist to ignore them. | No, you’d be intelligent to ignore them. | |
Fuck, I thought about buying this one too | if u buy in when u see a fat red dildo it might not be too late | |
Why is he always a cop? | When you've been a cop for 30 years, you start looking at things sideways. | |
I never said there is anything wrong. I just said these bonds are similar to mortgage ones, which they are. | But they're not. Again, not cut up and repackaged like the MBSs of the early 2000s, and properly rated (or at least better). | |
Get at least 3x ho for maximum bliss | Damn, 4-some action huh? | |
Your IRA stocks are getting beat up by regulators which is what is keeping them at sane levels. By no means will the regulations destroy them, but don’t expect much other than the dividends. | \+13.38% on $MO and +12.67% on $CVS I would hardly call that getting beat up... | |
Ahh thanks. I was looking at some bio tech site and this ticker was mentioned. Prob put a small position strangle on this. | His comment was wrong on multiple levels , but what does it matter its approved noe | |
Oh shit. And I thought my weekly 45.5c were ambitious!! May tendies bless us both | YOLO | |
I had some shares for AUPH and now ITC this last month. How much can these stocks really run up now after the approval is priced in without any other updates or other pipeline drugs advancing trials? I haven’t been trying to invest in biotech companies like these before. | I feel the same way, I sold my shares to realize the 100%+ profit and am not looking back. | |
My autism was raging, good catch | On a serious note though I agree with you. I was in a jcp last year school shopping with my daughter and it was all either higher end 200+ crap or racks upon racks of cheap chinese stuff at like 3 for $10. Might buy a couple myself. | |
\#freeshkreli | \#freeshekel | |
The only thing that should have ended with a period was the month your mom got pregnant with you instead | Hey I set em up, you knock em down baby - ZING, ZANG, ZOOM | |
It's been years ago. I quit fucking with Chinese shit after that. I cant even remember the ticker. I was chasing penny stocks then, when I first started gambling. | Those stocks literally exist to steal money from investors and to cash out after a few years. | |
Agreed | The dude needs to be in jail. | |
Stop copying me!! | Stops copies me! | |
If you make money the Goverment wants a percentage, so the trick is to not make money. Then the percentage you owe to the Goverment can be taken from the 0$ you earned. | Then turn those losses into more losses exponentially and you can continue the theta train for life | |
They used to have a salad bar and their chili was in it. It was unlimited chili. | Yea but their chili is just old patties they'd have to throw out, so it's still win-win. | |
Have you at least read the post? I'm saying I'm switching to gold | Screenshots of the switch to gold are OK, but why not buy longdated puts on the SPY as well? If you're so sure. | |
eeek, good luck with BA | I’m clearly autistic look at BA now , BA has an insane VEGA. | |
Trump said SPY would be 325 EOY? | Yup. | |
It could be today. I have spoken. | The best one liner to come out of a show in some time. Great reference. | |
People aren't realizing tendies are strips and nuggets are nugs. This aint a gold mining sub bitches. Its tendies or nothing. | Let's see Paul Allen's card. | |
Caesar | I've tossed your salad so many times bro. | |
Whatever ones grow in Ireland | Gang gang bang bang IRA man this one wished me for a while | |
up to $22+ AH, puts go home | These posts are fuckin hilarious to look at in hindsight lmao | |
20,000 chicken tendies | Epic | |
we're twinsies! i mean not with the first two, but the roth. :P | We only qualified for a partial Roth one year... And I'm not doing backdoor with the pro rata rules. | |
About to hop on my absolute chad shit and make a fat sesame seed futures trade | [Get in line](https://youtu.be/KUxMY77i0q4?t=1m53s) | |
I mean I can buy puts with margin too now so either way | Cant buy options on margin big guy | |
Memes are the greater gains | Kharma is my dharma, guh is my mantra. | |
Stops copies me! | no copy | |
Elon Twitter 'Whoa … the stock is so high lol' | 420 joke is fine I guess haha | |
nice | nice | |
But they're not. Again, not cut up and repackaged like the MBSs of the early 2000s, and properly rated (or at least better). | This is true. The people buying these bonds are much more aware of the underlying assets than in 2008. | |
Did u win? | No. Also didn't learn from it. Had to bust my bankroll a few times to learn not to gamble and about risk | |
Do you think it'll hit in the teens or 20's? | Based off other HBV parternships/deals and my own analysis my estimation is between $8-$15 if all goes well. | |
Did they touch your 🅿️🅿️ | I don’t want to talk about it | |
This is incorrect, in order to be a bull gang general you must leverage yourself into having 110% of your net worth in TSLA stocks and calls. | Alright.. j can do that | |
Do they come with robo deep throat action to help the weight loss? | Before you posted that, you had a real chance of patenting it... |
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