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You’re | Fewer* | |
Holy fuck do the one about the cold cuts again I’m dying out here 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌 | I’m sorry that was rude of me | |
But given our shithouse ex rates I'm terribly worried about the loss in potential gains as a result when I could easily invest in an AUS company that might not yield as high returns as a US company but still make more by avoiding ex rates | Unless you’re getting fucked on the transaction costs, who cares what the exchange rate is if it isn’t going to change much. It’s a good way to get USD exposure if you think the AUD will get weaker too. | |
The issue is that they can’t afford to pay off their Corrupt state with only 20 dollar oil. Their cops need lambos. They can’t be seen with chargers like normal cops | I wouldn’t underestimate the saudis. The iranians under the shah was more like what you were talking about. | |
WHY ARE PPL BUYING FCEL???? | Yes that is the real question | |
You are now a gay virgin | But the good news is, you can fix that problem within 1 hour on grindr | |
you can sell them but you can exercise before expiration. /es is also better than spy | *can’t exercise them before expiration | |
I never pull out is this proper risk management? | What is this “pull out” method? | |
yep, that was unexpected. Recession over? | I dunno man, RSI is at the peak across the board. We might still rally til 1/3, but the drop is gonna be fast. Ready to pounce on TQQQ. | |
Yes. Closes at 1pm EST | How boring | |
Did that today. It hurts. | Not when you sell them. ;) | |
I’ll short this guy ^ I’m a tlt bull. | I’m sorry for your soon to be realized loss | |
Sold for 800$ profit at open | 🍻 | |
Thanks for the ABUS tip! | No problem! | |
$10 million? Dude that's nothing, you need to learn some [history](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_trading_losses). | There isn't a font size big enough for the guh that follows that list. | |
We’re with you General🎖 - whether we go to 0 or 10x. | Looks like 0 haha. But I appreciate the kamikaze attitude! | |
Do you mind explaning what buying power means? I don't completely get the term. | Basically he has $50 bucks in cash he can use at the moment. Largely irrelevant to the post. | |
Alright you convinced me, buying some more tomorrow | Rest in pieces PTI. This didn't age well. lol | |
Options trading. Daily or swing. 10k isn't a major concern, it's just whether or not this seems remotely plausible or if im missing some major hurdle. | Seems really plausible. Just don't think it'll be easy. Most people will lose big doing this. You have to be disciplined, set rules for your trades, and points to get out. The biggest red flag is you didn't talk about a stop loss point. Also, 10% is pretty arbitrary. Some good trades won't quit get there and will turn bad, and others will have a lot further to run, leaving yourself missing gains because of a magic number. | |
and only 6x return on them.. Crazy IV there. | Ya all in all retarded move. Consistent with community. | |
March 20th atm options are about $3500 each | Yeah and spread is too big. I think jan end of month is only viable. But would 3500 be max possible loss? I think it can be more maybe? Otherwise the pros too far outweigh the cons. 3500 at a chance at exponential gains with barely any upticks. Ill have to test in paper account first. | |
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It could also be Robinhood's whole operating account | > It could also be Robinhood’s ~~whole operating account~~ **risk management budget** | |
You could easily buy a new flagship phone every day for a year with those gains | Happy cake day | |
I’m sorry for your soon to be realized loss | Plz set a reminder me for 6 months from now | |
Aka pie in the sky investing vs fundamental investing. | Just being conservative about everything is not “fundamental investing” lol. | |
This is the correct answer. Do not revenge trade! You're talking about closing a trade and starting a new one. The only reason your previous trades matter is that they gave you experience. They have nothing to do with your new trade. | Revenge Trade is a great term. Copywrite that! | |
Sorry I updated it , I meant may not be a ruling . | No issues. It's just that your whole thesis depends on if the ruling gets overturned, if it does. I would definitely buy up stock and options. | |
The person that sells you the call. People can also sell calls as opposed to buying them. Selling calls nets you the premium if the stock doesn’t reach $160. If it surpasses $160 you pay the difference | Can you sell calls on Robinhood to other Robinhood users? | |
''Legitimately ok trader'' ''up 10% in 3 months'' ''robinhood'' | Yeah but his name checks out. | |
How many active traders actually trade options though? I can’t imagine more than .5% of RH traders use it or plan to but don’t know if that’s public info. | I have no clue. Pretty sure last line in your original post is the answer. Everyone knows RH is the dumbest around so the data probably sells at a premium. It’s funny how everyone on wsb says to inverse their play if they want to make money...🤑 | |
At one point one has to consider if all WSB put together owns a majority stake in AMD or something. | Or if we're all just hive minded idiots that see letters on a WSB shitpost, TradingView them to find out the company name and then simultaneously YOLO into them. | |
All hype no substance | So a great “risk on” trade | |
Yeah and spread is too big. I think jan end of month is only viable. But would 3500 be max possible loss? I think it can be more maybe? Otherwise the pros too far outweigh the cons. 3500 at a chance at exponential gains with barely any upticks. Ill have to test in paper account first. | If you’re purchasing an option why would max loss be more than paid? ES contracts are $50 a point and trade in ticks of .25 ($12.50). Knowing $50 a point and 5 point spreads, that’s $250 per spread, plus all fees and commissions. Best way to know is to search your brokerages website, or call them. | |
can you give some examples | AAPL only hedge fund, managed to lose money during one of the greatest runs of a stock in history by buying calls at the wrong times. The guy literally could’ve just bought AAPL with other people’s money and retired. | |
Now with fractional shares that insult isn't going to land anymore. | Wait till RH does something retarded in that feature | |
Ban | Imao | |
Bro I only did one epic spy short. If you don’t know don’t pass go my nigga | Oh u said the n word telling mom | |
😏 Born from a life of dejection, vowing to bring chaos to the world that has shunned 4chan time and time again. Aided by my trusty partner in crime General Disarray, I am Professor Chaos, spender of money on a destruction of doom to the sum of mine own cash balance! Your feeble ninja powers are no match for me. | Hahahahaha hahaha fuck u dude 😈😈👊😂 | |
Funding secured | $420/share | |
Sorry, I'm retarded I meant 1000. Is every broker like that or just RH. I plan on using interactive Brokers btw. | My other account is at Schwab but that’s my hold long account. Don’t know about how they handle options. GL! | |
Okay Boomer | Xer ftw | |
that's because he misspelled /r/bigfatholygrailgrains | It's actually /r/bigfatgloryholes | |
Underrated | It's what the article says.. | |
dumpster diving doesn’t count either. | yes it does dude I thought we talked about this | |
Thanks, I'm considering TDA & IB. But their platform is so complicated :D | TDA has a ton of videos and tutorials showing you how to use their platform. Once you get the hang of the think or swim platform, you won’t want to use anything else. I have not used IB so can’t speak for that. | |
By tits up you mean the founder of the exchange stole everyone's money | That’s about the size of it, yeah | |
The one that already happened ? | What did he say it's now deleted. | |
Build up 6 years worth of rainy day funds and then start investing in 0.7% interest rate savings accounts | So by the they start putting money into that savings their dollar will be just as worthless. | |
Can we skip to the part of rogue wave? | There is no rogue wave on Microsoft because it's not oil and everybody would jump in on Microsoft if it was cheap. | |
Just being conservative about everything is not “fundamental investing” lol. | Unless you believe that Tesla will eventually make 5 Billion dollars in annual profit (adjusted for inflation compared to today) they aren't worth 75B (using P/E of 15 for automotive). | |
B O X S P R E A D S | Literally can’t go tits up!! | |
Noooo they’re going under | Rule 1 of sports betting. Never bet the under | |
Why I use robinhood to gamble and a real broker for real men’s work | Real men's work is at the craps tables slappin asses and puking all over his whores. | |
IV crush doesn't matter with this kinda stock as long as you play close to the money. It's going to like 20$ with pass or 3$ with a fail | . . . I'm not sure if your trolling but it absolutely matters. Cuts into your profits and increases risk. You won't necessarily lose money if you get that big spike but the compounded risk involved is what keeps me away from these trades. There isn't a favorable amount of risk/reward. These are things that always should be considered and I trade a lot of Biotech/Pharm being that is my field and I wouldn't make option plays on this. | |
We all are, thats what happens when we lose all our money. The ez way out is to sell your butthole to wallstreet. | No just you bro, you are gay | |
*does epic fortnite dance* | I thought I was on r/wsb | |
What’s new? | People used to drink the punch | |
San Fran is the easy money. | Divisional games are always a shit show however. And it’s not like the Rams are god awful. I did end up going with the 9ers tho | |
I have already been learning and trading in my country market and now I want to move into the US market. Thanks! this was hopefully. | <3 | |
Like last Jan when we rally | After being down 20% | |
TEVA is pretty boomer. Boomers love their drugs. | Yeah but you'd want to be long Pharma short Boomer consumer goods in this portfolio. I'd never short healthcare in the face of a huge cohort of ailing wealthy people unless there is major medical reform that force medical companies to stop bilking them for every dollar | |
Not for the free samples. The trick is to run in quickly, appologizing behind your shoulder to the 78 year old door guard that you have to pee really bad and you'll be right back....you'll be right back alright, with a tummy full of delicious free snacks. | Infinite snack glitch | |
20 contracts $420 strike 12/27/19. | i bought one meself 👶 | |
Farting? | 😳 | |
That's fair, I guess sandbag your estimates to your own personal risk tolerance | I estimate I will lose money does this mean I get estimated refund? | |
Revenge Trade is a great term. Copywrite that! | This reminds me of Parks and Recreation when Andy claimed Fleetwood Mac as a band name. | |
Looks like 0 haha. But I appreciate the kamikaze attitude! | Mike, how big is your position. | |
Lmao if you think Burry is a super investor just go read some of his recent advice. | They laughed at his past advice too | |
So we're gonna fight for no reason then. | I'm gonna go all vietcong on you. | |
I’m at a crossroad where I can’t convince myself to buy any more shares as I believe these companies have generous futures. Like FB in my opinion I could see double in the next 4 years but I think most companies especially Apple are inflated beyond my comfort. | Sell covered puts at a valuation you're more comfortable. | |
Does Aldi vary a lot regionally? Are you and your girlfriend, um, bigger? Wife and I spend a tad under a hundred on average. We also don’t really pay attention to trying to keep costs down so I expected us to be on the higher end for two for a week. | I don't try to keep costs down. I just eat a lot I guess. We are both very athletic with specific diets. | |
So by the they start putting money into that savings their dollar will be just as worthless. | The fed has basically been promoting investors over savers for the last decade lmao. Saving is literally losing money. | |
Is the divorce my parents are getting priced in too? | That was priced in as soon as you were conceived. You were always nothing but a problem. | |
Calls and puts lol it's beer money so fuck it. Every fucker on this sub is such a Debbie downer. | No, we’re just as retarded as you but realize it. You’ll learn eventually | |
Does the chic have a dic also👀 | Non-binary trans | |
Yeah, when they made me run a mile, that’s when I knew it was over for me. | Short $FitnessGram™ Pacer Test. | |
Lol. Fucked up as in paying extra? | They don’t tell you if you paid too much bro wtf you think this is | |
I mean if that person is only getting ~$200 refund they are either doing something right or don’t make shit | On this sub it means 'don't make shit' | |
I can see you thinking clearly, I just think after he gets re-elected a big market correction is in order | Whether he gets re-elected or not, a big correction is in order. | |
I agree that ppl who use lines on a graph are often retarded. Maybe not as retarded as you tho 🤔🤔 | Unequivocally they are not as retarded as I am. | |
Oh no doing your own DD! The horror! | Eh more like Im a pharmacist so even if I don't want to invest I still get carried away looking at this stuff | |
That’s legit. This lady answered me just now and immediately submitted a request to get the PDT restriction removed. That might be the best support call I’ve ever been on. Meanwhile you can’t even call RH... | Nice! Opened TD yesterday. Will be transferring our my RH options Monday | |
They good but if I was choosing now I would prob go with thinkorswim | isn't that tdameritrade? Or can you sing up on thinkorswing separately? | |
He said smell you later and he never smelled me again! | K Nelson | |
I have a 3D printer (large) and can whip up a trophy in CAD. Throw me some ideas m8s | This needs to be stickied | |
Not really. If you spot a retarded fragile house of cards it’d be retarded not to bet that it’ll topple when you’ll win 1000 to 1 odds | Still a YOLO that worked. Which is the exception rather than the rule. | |
Take a guess what side you fall on the spectrum. | It's probably somewhere between rainman and tinman | |
Lol I’ve seen some pretty clever scams. Some are predicated on the fact that insurance companies can’t discriminate based on certain things such as race. The idea being to buy out the policies of certain people who are at higher risk of an early death for reasons that insurance companies cannot discriminate against | thats a good idea | |
Sediment. I hate sand | https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/YNZQN | |
Lol bruh there is nothing to interpret. The amazon rainforest was literally on fire earlier this year. Invest in the Brazilian beef market and make bank | Long coffee futures | |
Cause you can’t get a new one | Lol pussy | |
Wtf is that music sounds like generation z trash | That shit goes hard. I know you saved it to your playlist | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, revenue? Don't talk about revenue! | 'pre-revenue' | |
I think you just declare you are now dead. I think it works like bankruptcy, but I could be wrong. | I wanted to give you a gold award but it was $3.99. Sorry. | |
CPA stands for Child Porn Addict | Can confirm! | |
If he was going to invest in one thing it was going to be the US Government. That’s the one thing he believed in. Wild. | What a difference two generations can make. I'm old, and I'm still not touching bonds. I'm in stocks and real estate -- even my 401k is only ~20% bonds. Cheers. | |
What did he say it's now deleted. | No idea lol | |
Yeah, but there is no other choices | SpaceX is currently worth about 30 billion, if the company goes up to 1 trillion it would be huge for Alphabet. But SpaceX going up 2x or 3x won't even reflect in GOOGL price | |
You want to show other people your autism? | Nah, just need bigger screen for my eyes are getting weary |
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