option_a stringlengths 3 167 | votes_a int64 0 1.59M | option_b stringlengths 3 160 | votes_b int64 0 1.51M |
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Die having fun | 2 | Die boreingley | 1 |
Have a naked mole rat | 2 | Have a naked dog | 0 |
Get stapled 10 times a day | 0 | Get stabbed by a two inch blade once a month | 1 |
Work | 4 | Bang on the drum all day | 1 |
Eat a 3 musketeers | 2 | Eat a milky way | 1 |
Go back in time and stop Adolf Hitler | 0 | Go back in time and stop the KKK(Ku Klux Klan) from forming | 0 |
Go back in time and stop Adolf Hitler | 7 | Go back in time and stop the KKK(Ku Klux Klan) from forming | 6 |
Go back in time and stop Adolf Hitler | 2 | Go back in time and stop the KKK(Ku Klux Klan) from forming | 1 |
Nsync | 0 | Backstreet boys | 0 |
Be Hispanic | 0 | Be Black | 1 |
Drink only dr. pepper for the rest of your life | 0 | Drink only root beer | 2 |
Drink only dr. pepper for the rest of your life | 0 | Drink only root beer | 0 |
Play video games a lot and have an average IQ | 1 | Read books and be the smartest person in town | 0 |
Cut off your Penis | 0 | Live with no arms or legs | 1 |
Watch Cbeebies for a year | 0 | Watch the Disney channel for the rest of your life | 0 |
Watch Cbeebies for a year | 0 | Watch the Disney channel for the rest of your life | 3 |
Watch Cbeebies for a year | 2 | Watch the Disney channel for the rest of your life | 0 |
Blue Pill? | 1 | Red Pill? | 0 |
14 yr old son walk in on you masturbating | 4 | 14 yr old daughter walk in on you masturbating | 0 |
Have nipples that look like diamonds | 0 | Have nipples that changed colors (like disco lights) | 2 |
Have nipples that look like diamonds | 0 | Have nipples that changed colors (like disco lights) | 7 |
Facebook | 1 | Twitter | 0 |
Have your face on a bill board in new york city, for an advertisement for condoms | 0 | Having your name tattooed on your forehead. | 0 |
Accidentally slam your hand down on a telephone message spike | 0 | Get the tips of your fingers caught in a paper shredder. | 0 |
Have a sex change | 2 | Change sexual preference | 0 |
Choose to see your future (without being able to change it) | 0 | Know everyone else's future and not be able to tell them? | 1 |
Be a Guy | 0 | Be a girl | 0 |
Kick a wall with a tooth pick under your toe nail | 0 | Get your head stomped on while biting the side walk. | 0 |
Live in a Slum | 1 | Live in a poor african location | 1 |
Live in a Slum | 1 | Live in a poor african location | 0 |
Fuck megan good five times | 0 | Fuck everyday | 0 |
Have sex with rihannah | 1 | Have sex with beyonce | 0 |
Live forever but be homeless for eternity | 1 | Live for 20 years and be rich | 1 |
Have all DC Comics | 0 | Have all Marve Comics | 0 |
Stab a baby quickly | 1 | Get stabbed slowly and painfully | 0 |
Have a bunch of friends that secretly hate you | 0 | Because friendless loser | 1 |
Be smarter than everyone but called a wierdo by everyone | 3 | Be dumb but cool with everyone else | 1 |
Be smarter than everyone but called a wierdo by everyone | 3 | Be dumb but cool with everyone else | 3 |
Be shot in the kneecap | 1 | Have your tongue cut off | 0 |
Have 100 Justin Biebers | 0 | Have Osama come back to life and cause another 9/11 | 1 |
Lose your lips | 1 | Lose your tougue | 2 |
Have no one come to your wedding | 0 | Have no one come to your funeral | 1 |
Experience a Category 5 Hurricane Everyday | 1 | Experience 2000 ft Tsunamis Everyday | 0 |
Be fat and find true love | 1 | Be sexy but never find true love | 2 |
Be fat and find true love | 0 | Be sexy but never find true love | 0 |
Be fat and find true love | 1 | Be sexy but never find true love | 1 |
Be fat and find true love | 0 | Be sexy but never find true love | 1 |
Be fat and find true love | 1 | Be sexy but never find true love | 0 |
Write an important research paper on a subject you are not good | 1 | Take 4 somewhat hard math tests per day for 4 days | 1 |
Give a rim job to a dog | 0 | Get punched in the face everyday by brock lesnar for 5 months | 0 |
Fight Bill Clinton. | 0 | Fight Barack Obama. | 3 |
Be CJ from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas | 9 | Be Tommy Vercetti from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City | 13 |
Lick a hobo's foot | 1 | Make out with an elephant | 0 |
Fuck a chimpanzee | 0 | Suck a horse's dick | 0 |
Get stabbed in the kneecap | 0 | Get stabbed in the abdomen | 0 |
Be completely ignored by everyone? | 0 | Have everyone not leave you alone? | 1 |
Get stabbed in the kneecap? | 0 | Get stabbed in the tongue? | 1 |
Go on the computer? | 3 | Watch TV? | 0 |
Be smelling like pee? | 0 | Be smelling like poop? | 0 |
Have Your Dream House | 0 | Have Your Dream Girl | 4 |
Have Your Dream House | 0 | Have The Perfect Significant Other | 0 |
Go blind | 2 | Go deaf | 1 |
Have sex with 3 super modles and no one know | 1 | Be stood up by 3 super modles but everyone think you had sex with them | 0 |
Slam Your Penis In A Door | 0 | Have Sex With Your Own Grandmother | 0 |
Eliminate North Korea | 2 | Eliminate Al Qaeda | 0 |
Have 14 testicles | 1 | One testicle the size of a coconut | 0 |
Sex with megan fox | 1 | Sex with jessica alba | 2 |
Attach you hand to your elbow in place of your arm | 0 | Attach your foot to your knee in place of your leg | 0 |
Kiss Rosie O'donnell | 0 | Brad Pitt | 0 |
Kiss Rosie O'donnell | 9 | Brad Pitt | 7 |
Shoot youreself in the leg | 1 | Cut of a arm | 0 |
Have a 1911 | 0 | glock | 3 |
Be a girl without periods or pregnancy | 1 | Be a regular man | 0 |
Would you rather swim in somebody else's snot | 0 | Or drink a strangers piss through your nose | 1 |
Be a single virgin for the rest of your life but with heaps of friends and money | 1 | Have an extremely attractive girlfriend who nobody likes and be poor | 0 |
Be a Billionaire | 1 | Cure cancer | 0 |
Be a Billionaire | 5 | Cure cancer | 0 |
Be a Billionaire | 0 | Cure cancer | 0 |
Take a test you know about all-day | 2 | Take a test you don't know about for half a day | 0 |
Be raped by a horse for two hours | 0 | Or get tentacled by an octopus in the butt | 0 |
Be able to fly? | 0 | Be able to turn invisible? | 0 |
Drink nothing but Kool-Aid for the rest of your life | 1 | Eat nothing but corn dogs for the rest of your life | 3 |
Live forever | 0 | Have the person you love the most live forever | 0 |
Live forever | 1 | Have the person you love the most live forever | 0 |
Say What The Fuck in every sentence | 5 | Say Son Of A Bitch in every sentence | 0 |
Sdgfsdgf | 1 | Gfdsgf | 5 |
Die in 5 seconds | 0 | Die in 5 minutes | 1 |
Have the perfect face with a terrible body | 0 | Have the perfect body with a very ugly face | 1 |
Own Ferrari the company | 3 | Own Lamborghini | 2 |
Only be capable to taste sweet stuff | 0 | Only be capable to taste spicy stuff | 0 |
Never get tired | 1 | Never get hungry | 1 |
Give someone anal | 1 | Recieve anal from someone | 0 |
Live without music | 1 | Live without the internet | 0 |
Work as a head manager at Outback Steakhouse | 0 | Work as a lower level assistant associate at a marketing/advirtising firm | 1 |
Play YouRather for the rest of your life every minute | 1 | Play Tetris for the rest of your life every minutes | 1 |
Skyrim | 1 | Modern Warfare 3 | 0 |
Not be able to listen to music | 1 | Not be able to watch movies | 0 |
Have an intimate relationship with anyone in the world for 48 hours | 24 | Have an endless supply of hot breadsticks with any dipping sauce for the rest of your life | 22 |
Choose surgery that may be fatal | 0 | Live it up for a month | 0 |
Kill five kids to save 100 | 1 | Let five live knowing 100 will die | 2 |
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