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Go to the future | 1 | Go to the past | 0 |
Be Buried Alive | 1 | Jump Off The Empire State Building | 1 |
Be Buried Alive | 0 | Jump Off The Empire State Building | 8 |
Be able to tell everyone everything but have no one believe you | 3 | Have everyone believe what you say but you can talk about only one topic | 1 |
Have amazing ideas but be unable to write them down | 1 | Have just normal ideas | 0 |
Lick the foot of a homeless man with full tongue contact from heel to toe | 0 | Lick a 48 inch spread of concrete outside of Wrigley Field with full tongue contact | 0 |
Have no friends | 0 | Have no family | 1 |
Locked in a room with Ann Coulter for the rest of your life. | 0 | Locked in a room with Bristol Palin for the rest of your life. | 0 |
Eat Cookie Cake | 2 | Ice Cream Cake | 0 |
Watch Reno 911 | 1 | South Park | 1 |
Have a lightsaber (star wars) | 0 | Have a wand (harry potter) | 0 |
Date your dream girl/guy | 0 | Be very rich | 0 |
Would you kill an Asian? | 0 | Kill a Hispanic person? | 0 |
Run 3000 meters | 2 | Run the 200 meters without your feet? | 1 |
Drink a cup of mucus | 0 | Eat a cup of skin flakes | 1 |
Be ugly but believe you are beautiful | 0 | Be beautiful but believe you are ugly | 0 |
Have hands that are cat paws | 0 | Have hands that are duck feet | 1 |
Watch porn with your parents | 0 | Watch porn of your parents | 1 |
Live with you parents the rest of your life | 0 | Live with four of your siblings the rest of you life | 2 |
Pokemon be real. | 1 | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic be real. | 0 |
Shoot your self with an gun | 1 | Jump out of the window | 0 |
Have testicles the size of mangoes | 0 | Take a cheese grater, and slowly grate your erection | 0 |
Have An Xbox 360 | 1 | Have A PS3 | 4 |
One of your grandparents friends | 0 | Cameron Diaz after being dead for 10 minutes | 1 |
Yes! | 0 | No! | 0 |
The Beatles | 1 | Pink Floyd | 1 |
Eat a pile of shit | 0 | Or eat human testicals | 0 |
Black | 0 | White | 3 |
Be bald | 1 | Always think your going bald | 0 |
Huge penis and broke | 0 | A smaller than average penis but rich | 0 |
Be in the Cult of Cthulhu. | 0 | Be a member of the Westboro Baptist Church. | 0 |
Get a full sex change | 0 | Be homosexual forever | 0 |
Drink a glass of sweat | 1 | Drink a glass of saliva | 0 |
Bring back Hitler and have him live forever | 1 | Create the Joker and have him reign terror on your city/town for your lifetime | 1 |
Cristiano Ronaldo | 0 | Lionel Messi | 1 |
Kill your family(Mother, Father, Sister, Brother.......) | 0 | Kill your family(Wife/Husband, kids) | 0 |
Have friends that act like they are your friend but hate you | 0 | Have no friends at all | 0 |
Not be able to talk | 0 | Not be able to see | 0 |
Not be able to talk | 5 | Not be able to see | 0 |
Freeze Time | 1 | Super Speed | 0 |
Freeze Time | 0 | Super Speed | 0 |
Freeze Time | 0 | Super Speed | 1 |
Eminem | 2 | Drake | 0 |
Have Curly/ Wavy Hair | 0 | Have straight hair | 1 |
Have a pet Cheater | 0 | Have a pet Wolf | 2 |
Eat shit with salt | 0 | Eat camel dick with ketchup | 1 |
Be anorexic | 0 | Be bulimic | 0 |
Lose the sense of sight and smell. | 0 | Lose the sense of touch and sound. | 0 |
Lose the sense of sight and smell. | 1 | Lose the sense of touch and sound. | 1 |
Be tortured (Glasgow Smile) | 0 | Date the person who you have the biggest crush on, fall completely in love with them, and then be thrown away, as if the whole thing was nothing. | 0 |
Always be considered sexy, but never get laid. | 0 | Always be considered smart, but never use your intelligence to good use. | 0 |
Eat the most delicious lobster you EVER had in your life, knowing that you'll get diarrhea later | 0 | Eat lobster that's just average - not bad, but nothing special | 1 |
Eat the most delicious lobster you EVER had in your life, knowing that you'll get diarrhea later | 3 | Eat lobster that's just average - not bad, but nothing special | 1 |
Be really wise and spread your wisdom to others | 1 | Be really smart and able to spread what you know (book smarts not wisdom) to ohers | 0 |
Watch your parents have sex everyday for three years | 1 | Join in one time | 1 |
Be Pepper Sprayed For 5 Minutes Consistantly | 0 | Be Tazered In The Back Once With A Police Tazer | 4 |
Eat shit with salt | 0 | Eat camel dick with ketchup. | 1 |
Get punched in the face by Mike Tyson with no Glove | 0 | Get kicked in the face by Christiano Ronaldo | 8 |
Think out loud | 0 | Hear other every insult (toward you) no matter what form its in | 0 |
Be a successful gay porn actor | 2 | Film 2 girls and 1 cup and clean up afterwards | 0 |
Do a split for the rest of your life with a knife in your butt and a bullet through your head | 0 | Be a cat | 3 |
Fart Classical Music | 20 | Burp Opera Music | 27 |
Play Modern Warfare 3 | 2 | Play Battlefield 3 | 1 |
Fight Brock Lesnar in a UFC ring | 1 | Fight Mike Tyson in a boxing ring | 3 |
Play Call of duty | 0 | Play Battlefield | 3 |
Win the lottery | 4 | DIe by a car accident | 1 |
Yes! | 1 | No! | 0 |
Be a stay at home mom or dad | 3 | Work an average 9-5 job | 1 |
Be eaten by thousands of small spiders | 0 | Be eaten by one giant spider | 0 |
Die because of a spoon filled with hair and shit | 0 | Be a sperm | 0 |
Be a pirate | 0 | Be a ninja | 0 |
Anal | 2 | Shit | 0 |
Be a ninja | 3 | Be a samurai | 0 |
Be a madhjsfkjashfjshdavhjvchjkduhbwvjhgvcskudabelkrvblsadjhbv labehljafhdbvdfsljbvkfjzbhgjdhzbvdafkubhgkaudg | 0 | Ksadhfvkuahrvfukqwevfouqywgefouweyvfouyrvkugarvfajvrfjqwfrvqjwehvfkuqwhfvuk A be | 1 |
Blue Option | 5 | Red Option | 2 |
Blue Option | 1 | Red Option | 1 |
Have sex with Sarah Jessica parker | 1 | Have sex with a horse | 0 |
Be a bowl of cereal | 0 | Be a bowl of soup | 1 |
Independance day | 0 | World war II | 3 |
Hunt with a gun | 0 | Hunt with a bow and 3 dozen arrows | 0 |
Be a bird with a broken wing | 1 | Be a defenseless baby zebra with a broken leg in a tiger exhibit at the zoo | 0 |
Know all secrets of the USA | 3 | Know all secrets of China | 0 |
Live | 2 | Die | 8 |
Eat 50kg Butter | 0 | Never eat Butter again | 1 |
Know Charlie Sheen | 1 | Know Megan Fox | 2 |
Go on Reddit | 2 | Go on 9gag | 0 |
Be a dog | 3 | Be a cat | 0 |
Watch your parents have sex for 90 days in a row | 21 | Join in for one time | 5 |
Have Poison Ivy In Your Butthole For A Week | 0 | Have Athletes Foot For 2 Months | 3 |
Eat boogers ypur whole life | 0 | Eat slimey slugs | 0 |
Wipe his butt after he was done | 0 | Just walk away | 1 |
Perform eye surgery on yourself with a butter knife | 0 | Perform surgery on your testicles with a steak knife | 0 |
Be Tiger | 3 | Be a Bear | 0 |
Be Adolfo Hitler | 34 | Be Joseph Stalin | 34 |
Be Adolf Hitler | 0 | Be Joseph Stalin | 1 |
Be a fish | 0 | Be a bird | 1 |
Have an teacher that isn't great | 0 | Have a really big test every day | 0 |
Remain under the rubble | 1 | Jump out of the window | 0 |
Go Scuba diving | 0 | Go Sky diving | 8 |
Commit suicide | 0 | Be murdered | 4 |
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