option_a stringlengths 3 167 | votes_a int64 0 1.59M | option_b stringlengths 3 160 | votes_b int64 0 1.51M |
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Be raped by a 20 yr old | 0 | Rape a 20 yr old | 0 |
Get mauled by a mama grizzly bear | 1 | Get married, have daily sex with, and have at least 8 kids with someone you hate | 1 |
Oreos with apple juice | 0 | Chips Ahoy with orange juice | 4 |
Ride a giraffe across | 1 | Ride a camel across | 0 |
Invisibility, flying, and telekinesis | 0 | Complete control over time | 3 |
Yourself | 0 | Your boyfriend/girlfriend | 4 |
Yourself | 0 | Your boyfriend/girlfriend | 1 |
Attack bees | 2 | Aggressive squirrels | 3 |
(Forced to) Circumcise your children (they can live for anyduration) | 0 | Watch all your children die. | 0 |
Have sex at all hours of the day | 3 | Never ever have sex | 1 |
Be married to a rich, horribly ugly, rude man/women | 1 | Die alone | 2 |
Have anal with your English teacher | 2 | Never be able to have kids | 0 |
Be blue until you die | 1 | Be red until you die | 1 |
Live in the dragon ball-z universe | 2 | Live in the naruto universe | 1 |
Eat your own bugers | 18 | Eat a horses poop | 0 |
Kiss justin bieber | 0 | Kiss justin timberlake | 2 |
Kiss justin bieber | 0 | Kiss justin timberlake | 0 |
Kiss justin bieber | 1 | Kiss justin timberlake | 0 |
Chose me | 1 | Chose me | 0 |
Eat all the carpet in your house | 529,064 | Eat all of the wood and tiles in your house | 140,374 |
Take a buckshot to the face. | 42,389 | Take a buckshot to the crotch | 23,909 |
Eat your favourite DVD in twenty minutes | 242,263 | Eat one hundred tissues in twenty minutes | 417,377 |
Jump forward 10 years of your life | 299,610 | Go back 10 years of your life | 423,466 |
Have squirrels for hands | 288,084 | Have guinea pigs for feet | 384,303 |
Know who killed Tupac | 458,455 | Know who killed Biggie | 178,015 |
Live in Westeros | 164,062 | Live in Middle Earth | 458,893 |
Have unprotected missionary Sex with a first cousin | 14 | Have anal sex with the corpse of an attractive celebrity | 8 |
Have a roommate with no eyelids | 0 | Have a roommate with a hideous rash all year long | 1 |
Suck a cow's udder | 31,872 | Have a cow suck your tit | 39,277 |
Live in Ancient Greece | 366,411 | Live in Ancient Rome | 315,898 |
Lose your keys | 483,334 | Lose your cell phone | 240,297 |
Be kissed by the same gender | 33 | Let him/her suicide instead | 12 |
Anal Sex | 0 | Oral Sex | 0 |
Have to wear a suit made entirely of fish scales everywhere you go. | 0 | Be escorted by a deranged little person named renaldo everywhere you go. | 0 |
Have the powers of Harry Potter | 0 | Have the powers of a Jedi/Sith | 0 |
Work for Wayne Enterprises | 0 | Work for Tony Industries | 0 |
Have a pencil stabbed into the hole on the end of your penis. | 0 | Have a pencil stabbed into your right eye. | 0 |
Be in a desert for 2 years. | 0 | Be in a snowy place for 3 years. | 4 |
Strapped with dynamite for the rest of your life | 3 | Have no hands or feet | 0 |
Born with a third arm | 0 | Born with a third leg | 0 |
Watch 2 girls 1 cup once a day for the rest of your life | 0 | Get kicked in the face by a NFL kicker once a day for one week | 0 |
Kill your best freind | 1 | Die | 0 |
Have everyone in the world answer a would you rather and have it come true | 0 | You answer one would you rather question and have it come true, but you would only live for 5 more years. | 0 |
Have a healthy relationship with any celebrity of choice | 8 | Kill any famous person and get away with it | 6 |
Have a small penis and be a ladies man | 1 | Have a huge penis and be a 50 year-old Virgin | 0 |
Have both nostrils completely clogged up for the rest of your life. | 0 | Go completely blind in one eye. | 0 |
Work a minimum wage job for the rest of your life. | 0 | Live in the wilderness for the rest of your life. | 0 |
Work a minimum wage job for the rest of your life | 509,263 | Live in the wilderness for the rest of your life | 588,038 |
Be blind | 0 | Be deaf | 3 |
Speak in front of 1000 people | 0 | Be naked in front of 10 people | 0 |
Be a Rock Star | 0 | Be a Movie Star | 0 |
Never be able to have children | 3 | Have octoplits | 1 |
Be known as a murderer even though you haven't murdered somebody | 0 | Lie that you haven't killed somebody even though you have | 2 |
Rape a child | 0 | Rape a dead person | 1 |
Only say omelette | 0 | Only watch Teletubbies | 0 |
A giant duck for 10 minutes | 0 | A battery chicken for 10 minutes | 0 |
Fight a crocodile with a bow | 158,451 | Fight an elephant with a shotgun | 261,023 |
Sleep on an amazingly comfortable bed that someone died in | 354,559 | Sleep on a bed of nails | 58,466 |
Having sex | 180,252 | Arguing | 233,975 |
Kill 10 strangers | 4 | Kill yourself | 0 |
Take it yourself, and have to kill your friend | 22 | Give it to your friend, and get killed by him/her | 26 |
Take it yourself, and have to kill your friend | 0 | Give it to your friend, and get killed by him/her | 0 |
Take it yourself, and have to kill your friend | 0 | Give it to your friend, and get killed by him/her | 1 |
Be the leader of a big religion | 0 | Invent something that makes you go down in history for ever | 4 |
Boston, Celtics | 1 | Miami, Heat | 1 |
Boston, Celtics | 0 | Miami, Heat | 0 |
Drink a cup of urine | 1 | Drink a cup of sweat | 0 |
Drink a cup of urine | 0 | Drink a cup of sweat | 0 |
Never eat your favorite food | 0 | Never drink your favorite beverage | 0 |
Smell poop for the rest of your life | 0 | Have an ibsane itch on your crotch that never goes away for the rest of your life | 0 |
Have super hairy legs for the rest of ur life | 0 | Have no Eyelashes and Eyebrows ! | 0 |
Weigh 800 pounds and be rich | 0 | Or weigh 16 pounds and be poor | 0 |
Weigh 800 pounds and be rich | 2 | Or weigh 16 pounds and be poor | 0 |
Always drive under the speeding limit | 224,932 | Always drive over the speeding limit | 173,879 |
Eat poop | 1 | Drink pee | 2 |
X-box 360 | 0 | Ps3 | 0 |
Battlefield 3 | 0 | Modern warfare 3 | 1 |
Watch you parents be murdered in front of you. | 0 | Murder the parents of another family in front of there children who are girls and are ages 4 and 9. | 3 |
Be stuck on a deserted island. | 4 | Live in a house infested with mice. | 1 |
Be able to see the dead. | 4 | Be stalked by a ghost everywhere you go. | 0 |
Meet Justin Beiber | 0 | Meet Kurt Cobain | 5 |
Swap genders but stay the same sexuality | 1 | Keep your gender but switch to the opposite sexuality | 1 |
Be the smartest person on the planet | 1 | Be the sexiest person on the planet | 3 |
Have an aftershave which made you the most attractive person on the planet | 0 | Have a stopwatch which stops time and you can do whatever you want to anybody | 2 |
Listen to One Direction | 0 | Listen to Justin Bieber | 1 |
Only play beta versions of video games | 1 | Only watch VHS movies | 0 |
Have the guy/girl you want | 4 | Lose your bestfriend | 0 |
Accidentally hit a animal and it die | 0 | Accidentally hit a person but they will just be injured | 1 |
Be a millionaire but always be alone | 0 | Be a tramp with loads of friends | 0 |
Have sex with a hot girl everyday | 0 | Have all of the money you can ever imagine | 1 |
Have Freddie Kruger stick his fingers up your bootyhole | 4 | Have Michael Jackson wank you off to the point where there is no more skin on your penis | 0 |
Have your anus and mouth switch places | 0 | Have your genetials switch places | 0 |
Have The Power Of Levitation | 0 | Have The Power Of Flying | 1 |
Jump off a building | 0 | Drown | 0 |
Be a Bear | 1 | Be a shark | 0 |
Have boobs grow on your back | 3 | Be covered in nipples | 0 |
Sleep in a closed coffin | 0 | Sleep in a crib | 0 |
Be a Pokemon trainer | 3 | Be a Pokemon Poacher | 0 |
Be a Pokemon trainer | 1 | Be a Pokemon Poacher | 1 |
Be blind for a month | 1 | Wear no shoes for 4 months | 2 |
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