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Suck a dick. | 0 | Lick an ass | 2 |
Be a dragon | 1 | Be batman | 0 |
Jessica Alba | 0 | Emma Watson | 0 |
Captain Jack Sparrow | 2 | James Bond | 0 |
Shoot your little brother in the face with a desert eagle gun | 2 | Pull the plug on your mom | 0 |
Have every question actually happen | 0 | Have every question not happen | 1 |
Drink a glass pus | 0 | Eat a spoon of cinnamon | 0 |
Rape a lot of people during your life | 1 | Have sex only once in your life | 3 |
Would you be eaten by pirahnas | 0 | Or be half chewed by a shark then chewed by an oversized mutated dolphin | 1 |
Put a shopping cart of cats into your oven and bake them at 300 degrees for an hour | 0 | Run over 12 toddlers with an SUV | 1 |
Have the name Peeta | 1 | Cut a toe off | 0 |
Joseph Stalin | 1 | Adolf Hitler | 0 |
Walmart | 4 | McDonalds | 0 |
Dip your face in 100% lemon juice | 17 | Punch your mom in the face | 15 |
Die a VERY VERY slow and painful death | 2 | Get raped several times a day by inmates everyday in prison | 0 |
Cut off your own penis | 0 | Tear out your own eyes | 1 |
Work at mcdonalds | 0 | Work at walmart | 1 |
Live in Chicago | 3 | Live in Houston | 0 |
No legs and hearing | 0 | No arms and sight | 0 |
Have gravity shut off for 1 day | 1,033,249 | Have everyone around you go insane and want to kill you | 138,261 |
Burning hot coals | 0 | Brick shaped Lego's | 2 |
Know how people would react to your death. | 0 | Know if you will go to heaven or hell. | 0 |
Ride the Texas Gaint | 0 | Ride the Texas Titan | 0 |
Be a dragon | 0 | Be dragon born | 1 |
Be a dragon | 1 | Be dragon born | 1 |
Be constantly falling through a black hole | 1 | Constantly raped by your maths teacher | 0 |
Only have sex with animals | 1 | Never have sex | 2 |
Short hair | 2 | Long hair | 1 |
Eat ten lives spiders | 0 | Wear only the color green for the rest of your life | 3 |
Big Bang | 1 | One Direction | 0 |
Catch your "date" kissing your achenemy | 2 | Catch your best friend kissing your "date" | 0 |
Mark Smith | 0 | Christopher Eccleston | 0 |
American | 1 | British | 2 |
Be enchanted by anything to do with dragons | 1 | Collect anything that had to do with dragons | 0 |
Be hated for who you are | 17 | Be Loved for who you're not | 14 |
Be married to your brother/sister | 0 | Be married to your cousin | 5 |
Have the ability to fast forward you life | 0 | Have the ability to rewind your life | 2 |
Be on the Lusitania | 0 | Be on the Empress of Ireland | 1 |
Have a one time ticket to kill any person in the world and have no repercussions | 1 | Have a one time ticket to get a bucket of any type of ice cream of your choosing | 0 |
Eat the diarrhea of a llama and lick its anus. | 0 | Make out with Gollums asshole for 5 minutes | 0 |
Kill u/him/her | 0 | Keep humans alive in history and start a family with them/her/him | 0 |
Be an idiot but sane | 0 | Be a genius but crazy | 1 |
Do nothing but get whatever you want | 2 | Be hardworking & kind but get nothing | 0 |
Be a Grammar Nazi | 1 | Bee horibblee at speliin but nise | 2 |
Choose to have a very intelligent family but also very strict | 2 | Choose to have a very stupid family but also very kind | 1 |
Be trapped in the middle of shark invested oceans | 0 | Be trapped In a paranormal and abandoned insane asylum | 0 |
Live in europe in the dark ages | 0 | Live in arabia in the dark ages (arabian golden age) | 0 |
Meet Morgan Freeman | 0 | Become Morgan Freeman | 0 |
Fight a psycho who has two knifes but is unfit | 0 | Fight a fit boxer who could beat you to death | 0 |
Always smell bad | 0 | Always wear ugly clothes | 1 |
Get herpes from Megan Fox | 2 | Blowjob from Rosie O'donell | 0 |
Margaret Thatcher | 0 | Queen Elizabeth II | 0 |
Jacob | 0 | Edward | 0 |
Never watch porn again | 3 | Never masturbate | 1 |
Sneeze marbles | 0 | Fart confetti | 0 |
Be a fish waist down | 1 | Be a fish waist up | 0 |
Conan | 0 | Jerry Springer | 1 |
Assassin | 2 | Templar | 0 |
Die now | 0 | Live FOREVER | 0 |
Get killed by Kratos | 0 | Get killed by Goku | 1 |
Stick your tongue in boiling water for 30 seconds | 1 | Stick your finger in a pencil sharpener that was on | 1 |
Be Tom Kenny's (creator and voice of Spongebob) child | 1 | Be Trey Parker's (co-creator and some voices of South Park) child | 1 |
Ugly, but an amazing personality | 2 | Attractive, but very rude | 0 |
Be alone in the woods | 2 | Be alone in the woods when it is pooring rain | 0 |
Have nipples for eyes and eyes for nipples | 0 | Have a belly button for a mouth and a mouth for a belly button | 0 |
Go to England | 1 | Go to France | 0 |
Die young | 2 | Live forever old | 0 |
Get knocked out | 2 | Get hit in the nuts | 0 |
Have your testicles crushed or ovaries ripped out | 0 | Win a billion dollars | 0 |
Freeze to Death | 1 | Burn to Death | 0 |
Be alone in the woods at night | 3 | Be alone in the woods at night when it it pouring rain | 0 |
Have eyes for nipple and nipple for eyes | 1 | Have a mouth for a belly button and a belly button for a mouth | 0 |
Have a puppy sized elephant | 1 | Have a elephant sized puppy | 0 |
Get mauled by various animals | 2 | Die from an STD | 0 |
James Bond | 0 | Jonny English | 0 |
Be immortal but forever depressed | 0 | Die right now | 1 |
Fly a hot air balloon | 0 | Fly an airplane | 1 |
Lady Gaga | 0 | Katy Perry | 1 |
Kiss you inside out -Hedley | 0 | Where have you been -Rhianna | 0 |
I-phone | 0 | Blackberry | 0 |
Pepsi | 0 | Coke | 1 |
Tank | 0 | Fighter Plane | 0 |
Time travel back to 1969 to listen to the beatles | 1 | Time travel to 2050 | 1 |
Have toothpicks pry open your eyelids for 2 hours straight | 0 | Be forced to have sex with 3, 7 foot tall black men, until they are done with you | 0 |
Join the Justice League | 1 | Join The Avengers | 5 |
Drake | 0 | Lil Wayne | 0 |
Hulk | 0 | Iron Man | 0 |
Be dipped in scid | 0 | Get eaten slowly by rats and humans | 0 |
Sleep in a cold bed | 1 | Sleep in a warm but noticeably hot bed | 0 |
Make out with dad and put it on youtube | 0 | Eat best friends poop in front of him | 0 |
Chew of a baby's penis | 0 | Get hardcore anal by Vin Diesel for 15 minutes | 0 |
Be a teddy bear | 1 | Be a action figure | 0 |
Be a teddy bear | 0 | Be a action figure | 1 |
Be a teddy bear | 2 | Be a action figure | 0 |
Be a teddy bear | 0 | Be a action figure | 4 |
Kill a innocent civilian and live | 3 | Dont kill anyone but someone kills you | 0 |
Listen to justin beiber for 3 minutes | 0 | Get kicked by chuck norris for 3 seconds | 1 |
Get friend zoned | 1 | Drink a bottle of pis and eat a poop burger? | 0 |
Have Cyborg arms | 0 | Have Cyborg legs | 2 |
Get fucked by Godzilla | 1 | Get fucked by King Kong | 4 |
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