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Revive Stanley Kubrick from the dead so he can make one last masterpiece. | 0 | Revive 2pac so he makes one more album (quality is unsure). | 0 |
Go back in time to make sure John Lennon never dies | 0 | Go back in time to make sure Stanley Kubrick never dies. | 0 |
Only have Sex with Underage/Preteens | 1 | Only have Sex with Grandmas/Grandpas | 0 |
Fox News | 0 | MSNBC | 0 |
Eat shit | 0 | Eat Vomit | 3 |
Have a laptop for the rest of your life. | 0 | Have a cell phone for the rest of your life. | 0 |
Kick him in the balls and take his golr | 2 | Take him home and keep him in your basement | 0 |
Never eat cheese again | 1 | Own 10 mechanical cats that disrespect you physically and emotionally | 0 |
Be Barbie | 0 | Be Ken | 0 |
Believe in God | 1 | Believe God is made up | 1 |
Fall back asleep into a good dream? | 1 | Wake up from a Nightmare? | 0 |
Live a life of morality, free of religion | 0 | Get your morals from a book | 1 |
Life childfree and have freedom and money | 1 | Have a bunch of kids and live only for them | 0 |
Morgan Freeman | 1 | James Earl Jones | 0 |
Morgan Freeman | 2 | James Earl Jones | 1 |
Morgan Freeman | 0 | James Earl Jones | 0 |
Morgan Freeman | 3 | James Earl Jones | 1 |
Drink a liiter of vodka everyday | 1 | Never enter your own bathroom or toilet | 1 |
Never have sex inside or under a roof | 0 | Makeout with the ugliest person in eyesight at 12:00 everyday | 0 |
Be an artist whose works are praised only after you die | 1 | Be a pop star who is big for one year | 0 |
Be an artist whose works are praised only after you die | 0 | Be a pop star who is big for one year | 0 |
Windows | 0 | Apple | 0 |
Have The Dark Knight Rises spoiled | 4 | Die | 1 |
Suck Bill Gates dick for 1 Million$ | 0 | Lick Jessica Albas Pussy for 10$ | 0 |
HAVE A BIG ORANGE HEAD | 1 | HAVE NO ARMS | 1 |
Travel in time | 0 | Teleport | 1 |
Punt a baby seal | 0 | Punt a baby dolphin | 0 |
Be an artist whose work is only praised after death | 1 | Be a pop star who is big for one year | 0 |
Starve to death | 2 | Bleed to death | 1 |
LICK A DOGS ASS | 0 | LICK A TRAMPS ARMPIT | 0 |
Never being able to go on reddit ever again | 1 | Go on 9gag for 2 years straight | 0 |
Spend your entire life helping others and end up in hell | 2 | Spend your entire life hurting people and end up in heaven | 0 |
Red | 24 | Blue | 20 |
Adopt a panda | 2 | Adopt a koala | 1 |
Is gay | 0 | Is a creepy neckbeard who watches shows meant for little girls forever | 0 |
Be a Super Hero | 4 | Be a Super Villain | 0 |
Hetero and never have Sex | 0 | Gay and have lots of Sex | 2 |
Get shot while watching The Dark Knight Rises | 3 | Get shot while watching The Avengers | 0 |
Instantly become the smartest, most attractive, and physically fit person in the world for the next 20 years, then drop dead | 24 | Add 20 years of *perfect* health to your life. | 36 |
Headbutt a nail | 0 | Step on lego piece barefoot | 3 |
Live with 2 very small arms | 0 | Live with 1 normal arm and 1 paralyzed arm | 1 |
Watch Pulp Fiction for the rest of youre life | 1 | Watch Twillight for the rest of youre life | 0 |
Not have internet for a year | 3 | Have to read 1000 books in 300 days | 0 |
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon | 0 | Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed | 0 |
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon | 3 | Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed | 1 |
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon | 0 | Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed | 1 |
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon | 0 | Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed | 3 |
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon | 1 | Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed | 2 |
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon | 1 | Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed | 0 |
Run straight toward cornucopia in hopes of grabbing a weapon | 3 | Run towards the woods behind you without a weapon but avoid being killed | 0 |
Suck your grandmas tits for 2 minutes | 1 | Never have sexual contact with anybody | 2 |
Lose your eyesight | 0 | Lose your hearing | 2 |
Morgan freeman | 1 | James earl jones | 2 |
Live forever | 0 | Die tomorrow | 0 |
Eat a bucket of live spiders for 200,000 dollars | 1 | Have horrible nightmares every night for a year for 700,000 dollars | 4 |
Be an 19th century American slave | 0 | Be deaf and blind | 0 |
Save yourself and no one else | 0 | Help save everyone but you | 1 |
Listen to ONLY Justin Bieber | 0 | Listen to ONLY Lady Gaga | 1 |
Click the Red Option | 1 | Click the Blue Option | 2 |
Be a fairy | 0 | Be a leprechaun | 0 |
Eat your/a dog | 1 | Live without internet for the rest of your life | 0 |
Never have sex | 0 | Never be able to masturbate | 0 |
Own all the cats in the world | 0 | Own all the dogs in the world | 0 |
Own all the cats in the world | 1 | Own all the dogs in the world | 1 |
Have to kill every person you loved but never get caught | 0 | Have to kill ever person you hated but get caught | 0 |
Mario | 0 | Luigi | 0 |
Mario | 0 | Luigi | 5 |
Eat McDonalds Cheeseburgers for the rest of your life | 0 | Eat Wendy's Cheeseburgers for the rest of your life | 2 |
Have sex with a whale (But still have sex with other people) | 1 | Never have sex again (And not have to have sex with the whale) | 0 |
Grow wings and fly | 1 | Have a jet pack | 0 |
Audibly fart while giving a presentation | 3 | Shart while hanging out with your crush | 0 |
Audibly fart while giving a presentation | 0 | Shart while hanging out with your crush | 0 |
Kristen S. | 0 | Lady Gaga | 0 |
Be able to talk to animals | 1 | Understand every language | 1 |
See your crush with your best friend | 1 | See your crush with a stranger | 2 |
Be killed saving a life | 0 | Having someone kill their self saving your life | 2 |
Answer Yes | 3 | Answer No | 0 |
Answer Yes | 0 | Answer No | 3 |
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon | 1 | Conan | 1 |
Have sex with your mother/father | 0 | Have the genitalia of the opposite sex | 0 |
Be Albert Pujols | 0 | Be Prince Fielder | 0 |
Glasses | 6 | Contacts | 7 |
Glasses | 3 | Contacts | 2 |
Listen to Nickelback for 2.5 hours nonstop | 7 | Lick the floor of a public bathroom | 0 |
Get a boner every 10 minutes | 1 | Get one boner a month | 0 |
Purple no | 0 | Genghis Khan | 2 |
Never have to sleep | 0 | Sleep whenever you want | 1 |
Bang Vanessa | 0 | Bang Allie | 1 |
Live in an abandoned mansion, and fend for your own food | 0 | Live in the wilderness with unlimited amounts of your favorite food | 2 |
Live in an abandoned mansion, and fend for your own food | 10 | Live in the wilderness with unlimited amounts of your favorite food | 1 |
Have sex with your mother for $500,000 | 0 | Never see your family again | 2 |
Have sex with your mother for $500,000 | 1 | Never see your family again | 1 |
Yes | 1 | No! | 1 |
Be the pin | 2 | Be the cushion | 0 |
Live in solitary confinement in a mansion with everything you could ever wish for and 200 acres of space which you could never leave. | 0 | Live in a shelter with all your closest friends and their families for the remainder of your life but with only the bare necesseties (i.e. food, water, clothes) | 0 |
Get $1,000,000 | 4 | Have a 50% chance of getting $10,000,000 | 0 |
Only browse 9gag for the rest of your life | 0 | Down vote everything you enjoy on reddit | 0 |
Die | 0 | Not Die | 0 |
Have the day be dark for 24 hours/day. | 0 | Have the day be light for 24 hours/day. | 0 |
Be forced to watch your parents having noisy rough sex for hours, using a lot of dirty, uncomfortable positions | 0 | Be raped by an alpaca | 1 |
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