option_a stringlengths 3 167 | votes_a int64 0 1.59M | option_b stringlengths 3 160 | votes_b int64 0 1.51M |
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Turn invisible at will | 1 | Be able to pass through objects at will | 1 |
Have sex with your mother | 0 | Have sex with your father | 0 |
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. | 1 | You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. | 0 |
Have a drop-dead gorgeous face but an average body | 4 | Have a body-of-the-gods but an average face | 0 |
Have a drop-dead gorgeous face but an average body | 1 | Have a body-of-the-gods but an average face | 1 |
Have a drop-dead gorgeous face but an average body | 0 | Have a body-of-the-gods but an average face | 1 |
Have a drop-dead gorgeous face but an average body | 1 | Have a body-of-the-gods but an average face | 0 |
Have a drop-dead gorgeous face but an average body | 0 | Have a body-of-the-gods but an average face | 0 |
Have a video of you fighting and getting eaten by one bear be posted on youtube | 1 | Fight and Kill several bears, eventually getting overrun and eaten, but have no one find out what happened to you | 0 |
Have a video of you fighting and getting eaten by one bear be posted on youtube | 0 | Fight and Kill several bears, eventually getting overrun and eaten, but have no one find out what happened to you | 2 |
Be with your family | 0 | Be with a group of trained hunters | 0 |
Be with your family | 0 | Be with a group of trained hunters | 1 |
Be a storm trooper in the empire | 0 | Be a clone in the clone wars | 0 |
Be with your family | 1 | Be with a group of trained hunters | 1 |
Be with your family | 0 | Be with a group of trained hunters | 6 |
Live in a world where the only songs to be heard are by Justin Bieber | 1 | Live in a world where there is a crying baby following you everywhere | 1 |
Get stuck in an elevator for three hours while the same Nickleback plays on repeat | 2 | Get punched in the face by a stranger once a day for a week | 0 |
Be constipated | 0 | Have a UTI | 0 |
Be a single millonaire for the rest of your life? | 0 | Have a wife and two kids but work at McDonalds for the rest of your life? | 0 |
Be a single millonaire for the rest of your life? | 2 | Have a wife and two kids but work at McDonalds for the rest of your life? | 1 |
Be a single millonaire for the rest of your life? | 1 | Have a wife and two kids but work at McDonalds for the rest of your life? | 0 |
Have a pet spider | 0 | Have a pet snake | 3 |
Use Reddit | 1 | Use 4chan | 0 |
Caught watching porn | 0 | Catch your dad watching tv | 1 |
Be surrounded by obsessive neckbeards 24/7 | 0 | Be surrounded by angry drunk sports fans 24/7 | 0 |
Be surrounded by obsessive neckbeards 24/7 | 2 | Be surrounded by angry drunk sports fans 24/7 | 0 |
Be surrounded by obsessive neckbeards 24/7 | 0 | Be surrounded by angry drunk sports fans 24/7 | 1 |
Live the rest of your life as you are | 0 | Permanently become any animal of your choice | 1 |
Live the rest of your life as you are | 3 | Permanently become any animal of your choice | 2 |
Play as Niko Bellic (GTA IV) | 7 | Play as CJ (GTA SA) | 3 |
Get eatin by a tiger | 0 | Raped by 2 muscle heads | 0 |
Get eatin by a tiger | 3 | Raped by 2 muscle heads | 3 |
Get eatin by a tiger | 1 | Raped by 2 muscle heads | 1 |
Sleep naked with a porcupine | 2 | Sleep fully clothed on an ant hill | 0 |
Red | 0 | Blue | 1 |
Red | 2 | Blue | 2 |
Red | 0 | Blue | 3 |
Red | 1 | Blue | 4 |
Red | 4 | Blue | 1 |
Red | 0 | Blue | 8 |
A great date at a bad place | 1 | A bad date at a great place | 0 |
Lavish your loved one with two hours of meaningful attention everyday | 1 | Have your loved one lose interest in you | 0 |
Evolution | 3 | Creationism | 0 |
Evolution | 0 | Creationism | 0 |
Evolution | 1 | Creationism | 0 |
Evolution | 4 | Creationism | 0 |
Be incredibly constipated for the rest of your life | 3 | Have mildly explosive diarrhea for the rest of your life | 1 |
Headbutt a nail | 6 | Teabag a bear trap | 0 |
Enjoy life without self dicipline and be obese | 0 | Stick to an exercise regimine, eat right, and be fit | 2 |
Take the blue pill and stay in wonderland | 0 | Take the red pill and see how far down the rabbit hole goes | 2 |
Freeze | 1 | Burn | 1 |
Have no parents but be rich | 3 | Have both parents but be poor | 1 |
Make out with a frog | 0 | Eat a cooked frog | 1 |
One sock one show | 0 | Two socks then two shoes | 0 |
One sock one show | 0 | Two socks then two shoes | 3 |
One sock one show | 1 | Two socks then two shoes | 2 |
The Mexicans | 1 | The Kenyans | 1 |
Travel to the Great Pyramids | 0 | Travel to the Great Wall | 0 |
Travel to the Great Pyramids | 1 | Travel to the Great Wall | 1 |
Tell your secrets to your partner and have them insult you about them | 2 | Hide all of your secrets from your partner | 4 |
Star Wars: Episode 1 | 2 | Batman and Robin | 3 |
Gabe Newell | 2 | Roger Ebert | 1 |
Digg at its Prime | 0 | Reddit as it is now | 0 |
Samus | 0 | Master Chief | 1 |
Eat a burrito stuffed with pasta | 0 | Eat a burrito stuffed with mashed potatoes | 0 |
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile | 1 | Grow old normaly and die but you can have kids | 1 |
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile | 0 | Grow old normaly and die but you can have kids | 1 |
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile | 3 | Grow old normaly and die but you can have kids | 0 |
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile | 0 | Grow old normaly and die but you can have kids | 3 |
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile | 0 | Grow old normaly and die, but can have kids | 1 |
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile | 1 | Grow old normaly and die, but can have kids | 4 |
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile | 2 | Grow old normaly and die, but can have kids | 0 |
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile | 0 | Grow old normaly and die, but can have kids | 0 |
Be 25 years old forever and be infertile | 2 | Grow old normaly and die, but can have kids | 1 |
Give it to Danny deVito | 0 | Get it from Scarlett Johannson | 2 |
Be blind | 0 | Be deaf | 1 |
Die happy poor | 1 | Die alone rich | 0 |
Die happy poor | 2 | Die alone rich | 1 |
The top half human | 0 | The bottom half human | 0 |
The top half human | 1 | The bottom half human | 0 |
The top half human | 5 | The bottom half human | 2 |
The top half human | 3 | The bottom half human | 0 |
Be a master guitarist | 0 | Be a really good singer | 0 |
A moustache | 0 | Chesthair | 0 |
Burn The Library Of Alexandria | 1 | Or cause the Holocaust | 0 |
Have the ability to fly | 0 | Or the ability to teleport | 2 |
Burn The Library Of Alexandria | 0 | Cause The Holocaust | 0 |
Burn The Library Of Alexandria | 1 | Cause The Holocaust | 0 |
Burn The Library Of Alexandria | 2 | Cause The Holocaust | 0 |
Han Solo | 0 | Greedo | 0 |
Emma Watson | 2 | Megan Fox | 0 |
Emma Watson | 0 | Megan Fox | 0 |
Kill Your Best Friend And Have No Friends Again | 0 | Kill Your Family | 0 |
Pitch a perfect game | 1 | Hit 2 grand slams in one game | 0 |
Be castrated by blunt razor blades whilst being deep throated by a cactus | 30 | Watch a Michael Bay film | 33 |
Die | 0 | Coma | 0 |
Be stuck in a room with the person you hate the most in the world | 1 | Be Stuck in a room with the song you hate most in the world playing on loop | 0 |
Sleep with the person that repulsed you the most in the world | 1 | Never meet someone you could love | 1 |
Watch Community | 0 | Watch any other comedy | 0 |
Be a christian | 0 | Have intelligence | 6 |
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