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Have a cat | 0 | Have a dog | 0 |
Read the blue question? | 0 | Read the red question? | 1 |
Fight a crocodile | 0 | Eat a jug of poo | 0 |
Bea mammal | 1 | Be a reptile | 0 |
Own a wii | 3 | Own a ds | 0 |
Have the world beyour favorite color | 0 | The color of the world changes everyday | 1 |
Be too cold | 0 | Be too hot | 1 |
Tupac | 1 | Biggie Smalls | 0 |
Be a snake | 1 | Be poop | 0 |
Pee | 0 | Poop | 0 |
Be Caught Jacking Off by Mom | 2 | Be Caught Jacking Off by Group of Friends | 7 |
Make love with an opposite gender sibling | 2 | Watch you best friend make love to that sibling | 1 |
Live a regular lengthed life | 2 | Stay the same age for another year at expense of a year of your life | 0 |
Never use a Apple, Microsoft, Verizon, etc. hand held devices | 4 | Never use any types of computers or laptops | 0 |
One Direction | 1 | Mindless Behavior | 0 |
Have a Castle built to your specs in the countryside with large amounts of land | 2 | Have a mansion built to your specs in the city with little land (for a mansion) | 0 |
Lose virginity to Justin Bieber | 1 | Stay a Virgin for the rest of your life | 1 |
Be Adolf Hitler | 2 | Be Osama Bin Laden | 0 |
Obama | 1 | Pedobear | 5 |
Be Eragon | 0 | Be Aragorn | 0 |
Be Gandalf | 0 | Be Dumbledore | 1 |
Be a Nazgul | 1 | Be Voldemort | 1 |
Be on Eona's side | 1 | Be on Eragon's side | 0 |
Fly at almost supersonic speeds | 0 | Run at supersonic speeds | 0 |
Fly at almost supersonic speeds | 1 | Run at supersonic speeds | 2 |
Eat a poo sandwich once a year | 0 | Make sandwiches with only the end pieces for the rest of your life | 1 |
Be the son of Adolf Hitler | 0 | Be the son of Osama Bin-Laden | 0 |
Worst Enemy | 0 | Best Friend | 0 |
Like JUMPER | 1 | Like PUSH | 0 |
Obama | 1 | Mitt Romney | 0 |
Get Nut Tapped | 0 | Bitch Slapped | 0 |
Live in a world where there is darkness and sorrow for 100 years. | 1 | Listen to every single fucking Adele album non stop repeatedly for 1 year. | 2 |
Have a Penis | 3 | Have a Vagina | 0 |
Have sex | 0 | Orgasm 50 times | 0 |
Have penises as your fingers | 4 | Have a finger as your penis | 1 |
An non-stop talking friend | 1 | An non-stop barking dog | 0 |
Always have to backflip on to a toilet to go | 1 | Always have to headbutt every single door you want to enter or exit from however many times it takes to open it | 2 |
Orgasm by torture | 2 | Torture by orgasm | 1 |
Kill a baby with a hammer... | 2 | ...Kill a hammer with a baby.. | 0 |
Have a knife stuck on your forhead and laugh forever. | 0 | Have exposed veins... | 1 |
Woodys Gamertag | 1 | MurkaDurkah | 1 |
Have nostrils behind your neck. | 1 | Have only one giant toe on your foot. | 1 |
Be immune to cancer | 1 | Be immune to cancer | 3 |
Never die once in CoD | 0 | Date any girl you want once and keep her forever | 0 |
Be atheist with an existing God. | 1 | Be the God that no one beleives in. | 1 |
Never be infected by a zombie | 0 | Never get cancer | 2 |
Have a small, always open wound on your finguer | 0 | Have really really really sticky hands | 1 |
Have exceptional ammounts of pubic hair | 4 | Never have pubic hair | 0 |
Stub your toe | 0 | Dropped your fork then pick it back up and hit your head on the table | 0 |
Watch it for the rest of your life | 0 | Watch the ring for the rest of your life | 0 |
Be allergic to love | 0 | Be allergic to all other emotions but love | 0 |
Have the perfect car | 0 | Have the perfect kid | 1 |
Only watch awsome movies | 0 | Have an average picture taken for an average act in the middle of the local newspaper for curing cancer (get the cure for cancer). | 5 |
Be a prisoner in the holocaust for 5 years with a 50 percent chance of death | 2 | Be a slave in America in the 1800s for your whole life | 1 |
Be forced to fight with the Taliban | 0 | Be forced to fight with the Viet Cong | 0 |
Be kidnapped by the Taliban | 0 | Be kidnapped by a Mexican drug cartel | 0 |
Be stuck in a room with Glenn Beck | 0 | Be stuck in a room with Nancy Grace | 0 |
Never taste sweetness | 1 | Never taste saltiness | 5 |
Perform felation | 0 | Anal intercourse | 2 |
Have no dreams in your sleep at all | 2 | Have a horrifying nightmare in your sleep once every week | 0 |
Stay still | 1 | Try to intervene | 0 |
Butt | 0 | Boobs | 0 |
Have permanent cheetos fingers | 1 | Have shard of popcorn kernel permanently stuck in the back of your throat | 0 |
Fall down every set of stairs you came to | 0 | Shut your hand in every door you came to | 3 |
Always smell a fart that nobody else could smell | 0 | Everyone else smells a fart and always thinks its you | 0 |
Always smell a fart that nobody else could smell | 2 | Everyone else smells a fart and always thinks its you | 3 |
Porn Hub | 1 | RedTube | 0 |
Hung at the gallos | 1 | Burned at the stake | 0 |
Eat a hamburger for lunch every day for the rest of your life | 0 | Eat a hot dog for lunch every day for the rest of your life | 0 |
To the left where nothing is right? | 0 | To the right where nothing is left? | 0 |
Be a God in India | 2 | Be you | 0 |
Live in Afghanistan | 0 | Only pee once a day at 2:00am | 0 |
Be allergic to gay people | 0 | Be allergic to CoD | 0 |
Choose Squirtle | 0 | Choose Bulbasaur | 0 |
Click here | 0 | Here | 0 |
Star wars | 5 | Indiana jones | 1 |
Be homosexual and happy for the rest of your life | 1 | Be straight and manically sad for the rest of your life | 0 |
Never be able to watch pornography ever again. | 0 | Die. | 0 |
Pewdiepie | 0 | Ian from "Smosh" | 0 |
Attacked by a Gypsy | 1 | Attacked by a full-grown razorclaw Jew | 0 |
Attacked by a Gypsy | 0 | Attacked by a full-grown razorclaw Jew | 0 |
Never fall in love | 2 | Have the person you love die | 1 |
Cure the world of all diseases | 2 | Put an end to all violence and crime | 3 |
Win 10 million dollars. | 1 | Have a 50% of winning 100 million dollars. | 0 |
Watch Soccer | 0 | Watch Golf | 0 |
Own the Magic School Bus | 0 | Own the DeLorean from Back to the Future? | 1 |
Be diagnosed with terminal cancer | 0 | Be diagnosed with Alzheimers? | 0 |
Burn to death? | 0 | Drown? | 1 |
Be male? | 1 | Be female? | 0 |
Eat a corndog? | 1 | Eat a hotdog? | 0 |
Shoot yourself in the genitals | 0 | Fall on an operating chainsaw | 0 |
Die in a Final Destination movie | 4 | Die in a Saw movie | 0 |
Have eternal youth | 2 | Never die | 0 |
Boxers | 0 | Briefs | 0 |
Deaf | 4 | Blind | 0 |
Deaf | 1 | Blind | 0 |
Deaf | 0 | Blind | 0 |
Be an amazing singer | 1 | Play an instrument amazing-ly(?) | 0 |
Turn invisible at will | 6 | Be able to pass through objects at will | 0 |
Turn invisible at will | 5 | Be able to pass through objects at will | 2 |
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