metaeval/wouldyourather · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Have the sense of smell of a dog	190,098	Have the eyesight of an eagle	1,236,893
Have arms in proportion to a T-Rex	688,398	Have a neck in proportion to a Brontasaurus	612,602
Be lost in the woods at night	981,850	Stuck in a haunted house at night	405,380
Not be able to orgasm	129,529	Not be able to taste or smell anything	127,440
Be stalked by a ghost for your entire life	1,177,093	Be stalked by a demon for three days then die	207,009
Never touch a computer again	1,089,074	Never touch a person of the opposite sex again	326,344
Dress only in styles famous 15 years ago	518,227	Dress only the way you did when you were 15	827,736
Return a punt in an NFL game	901,591	Spend 90 seconds in the ring with Mike Tyson in his prime	330,409
Be a hometown hero	1,221,569	Be a C level celebrity noone really likes.	146,653
Drink your own urine out of a cantene	139,970	Eat a live water snake	97,296
Castrate a lamb using only your teeth	406,807	Wrestle a territorial 8 foot alligator by diving on its back	838,200
Never read another book	1,157,877	Never hear another song	250,280
Never understand the concept of time	954,910	Never understand the concept of sex	409,159
Be a leper	431,160	Be a midget	826,490
Have $150 in quarters	871,747	Have $100 in paper money	543,469
Never play computer games again	792,340	Never watch any video on a computer again	585,761
Be stung by 20 bees in random locations	551,049	Have each shin kicked hard 10 times	759,329
Live in the time of the Ancient Romans/Greeks	1,027,377	Live in the Dark Ages	301,717
Fight Hulk Hogan	665,075	Fight Dwayne "The Rock " Johnson	631,541
Sexually assault ten people	121,882	Murder one person	139,874
Be as you are now	623,564	Have 100 million dollars, but have a 5% chance of instant death	797,914
Be Harry Potter	688,918	Be Luke Skywalker	709,905
Find out your girlfriend is pregnant (as in the next ten seconds)	568,269	Find out you can never have kids again	250,633
Stab yourself in the stomach with a 5 inch blade	835,900	Cut off the tips of all your own fingers	452,476
Have testicles the size of mangos	70,672	Have normal testicles but two penises	131,999
Do 10,000 jumping jacks without a break	705,009	Do 2,000 sit-ups without a break	657,025
Murder a middle-aged couple's only child who is 10 years old	39	Punch 10 pregnant women so hard they miscarry	32
Live until you're 80 but be morbidly obese	294,144	Live until you're 50 but have supermodel looks	1,050,944
Be a very fat and ugly person with a ton of friends that will never get someone of the opposite sex	289,575	Be a very skinny and attractive person that has no friends but can get any person of the opposite sex they want	1,038,291
Eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider	460,335	An equally venomous wasp	704,777
Order a beer at a gay bar	430,637	Order a mudslide at a sports bar	341,478
Have an average house in the middle of a city	500,830	Have a mansion miles away from civilization	855,267
Get homosexually raped	101,152	Rape someone homosexually	134,352
Stick it in Amy Winehouse	169,153	Stick it in a light socket	65,837
You pee your pants in public and everyone knows	65,214	You shit your pants in public and nobody knows	191,930
Only eat stuffing for the rest of your life	870,806	Only drink gravy for the rest of your life	400,459
Sport a key-chain nipple ring	324,422	Have a wardrobe that is made of up outfits worn by Scooby-Doo characters	919,873
Watch porno with your parents	204,827	Watch a porno starring your parents	40,330
Live in the world of Dr Seuss	737,469	Live in the Star Trek Universe	614,437
Eat a live gerbil	826,247	Remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn	363,784
Fight the entire Smurf village	717,506	Fight the full collection of Care Bears	614,622
Fight all of the origional Power Rangers in their Megazord robot	628,901	Fight Optimus Prime	625,139
Own a pet snake	430,902	Own a pet turtle	972,035
Tell your most embarassing secret to the 10 people it would matter to most	587,209	Eat 5000 liquorice jelly beans as fast as you can	738,148
Be a nudist	729,463	Be a nevernude	593,784
Have to use a completely blank keyboard with absolutely no labeled keys	656,863	Have to type with only your two index fingers all the time	664,156
Swim in a pool of poop	792,525	Get your head stuck in an elephant's rear end	475,323
Star in Saved By The Bell	519,483	Star in Boy Meets World	600,971
Freeze to death	1,199,361	Boil to death	176,188
Be forced to walk around for an entire month without pants	588,581	Shed all you hair for an entire month	762,132
Have a tapeworm that eventually kills you	606,331	Have AIDS	634,560
Have no fingers	434,664	Have no ears	920,840
Have a one night stand	225,060	Have a friend with benefits	1,113,796
Be adopted	597,068	Adopt a child right now	783,564
Not be able to sit	821,797	Not be able to stand	548,615
Be tar and feathered	641,181	Be whipped and chained	585,342
Be a wizard	1,108,618	Be a vampire	292,164
Live in a giant peach	879,791	Live in a giant shoe	443,715
Have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon	670,523	Have your house blown down by the big bad wolf	660,443
Have to learn how to walk again	939,480	Have to learn about every date in history and why they were important.	413,626
Walk around barefoot in snow for an hour	151,355	See your brother/sister naked in a 5 minute porno	106,480
Have everything you touch turn to dust	113,314	Have everything you touch turn to gold	1,250,601
Never be able to feel emotions	557,892	Never be able to express emotions	777,419
Own a horse in the city	563,087	Own a cat in the country	791,682
Be in a room filled with people dying	190,088	Be the only person in the big empty room	1,170,672
Fly like Superman	942,155	Travel like Spiderman	462,618
Have anal	68,573	Have oral	183,499
Have long curly hair	357,931	Have short straight hair	468,161
Have a jello room	461,081	Have a pillow room	919,930
Be attacked by a drug addict	173,072	Homosexually date raped	76,771
Be electrocuted every time you swear	582,290	Have all profanities censored out on your television	738,681
Own an Xbox 360	733,541	Own a PS3	634,662
Stare at the sun for 5 seconds after being in a dark room for 5 hours	1,010,863	Have one eye replaced with a glass eye for the rest of your life	298,929
Only eat reheated leftovers for the rest of your life	501,071	Pay to eat out at restaurants for every meal for the rest of your life	781,627
Have to skip instead of walk or run at all times	515,701	Sprint everywhere you'd normally walk, jog or run to	759,381
Eat a container of butter	304,874	Drink a bottle of maple syrup	1,032,720
Be deeply insulted by a stranger	670,594	Be slapped across the face	669,740
Know for sure who killed JFK	628,982	Know for sure what happened to Amelia Earhart	671,378
Be James Bond	899,107	Be Doctor Who	448,292
Live without your phone	1,176,133	Live without your computer, ipod, and clean clothes	209,611
Work under Captain Kirk	724,708	Work under Captain Picard	378,966
Eat your weight in pig feet	500,583	Dive into a pool of horseradish and worms	699,784
Fall two stories onto concrete	236,627	Fall two stories into freezing water	1,068,262
Only use a Mac	500,221	Only use a Windows PC	866,913
Be stoned to death	381,467	Be grounded	933,019
Bet it all on black	689,498	Bet it all on red	607,433
Inform a room of first grade students that their favorite pets have died tragically	487,108	Explain to a room of first grade students how sex works in graphic detail	806,890
Have seventeen testicles	607,993	Have one testicle the size of a coconut	640,380
Have a vagina on your right hand	181,539	Have a vagina on your neck	61,201
Would you rather have the opposite sex's part every other year	105,178	Or keep your one part and watch everyone else's change	127,183
Be the first to die	580,229	The last to die	781,788
Be dangled over the edge of a cliff	285,660	Be forced to public speak	1,033,141
Emit robot noises whenever you move	519,667	Make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink	752,169
Cut off six of your own fingers and one foot	659,021	Bring Hitler back to life as a killer invincible robot zombie	640,786
Regurgitate food to feed them	921,738	Lick your children to bathe them	312,674
Beat up a 7 year old	935,184	Beat up a 77 year old	421,752
Eat a tablespoon of salt	718,287	Eat a tablespoon of cinnamon	605,106
Get run over by a car and die	884,126	Kill 5 small children with your car	458,329
Lick the floor at a club	1,123,422	Lick a toilet seat at walmart	160,215
Be psychokinetic	539,032	Be telepathic	770,632

Have the sense of smell of a dog

190,098

Have the eyesight of an eagle

1,236,893

Have arms in proportion to a T-Rex

688,398

Have a neck in proportion to a Brontasaurus

612,602

Be lost in the woods at night

981,850

Stuck in a haunted house at night

405,380

Not be able to orgasm

129,529

Not be able to taste or smell anything

127,440

Be stalked by a ghost for your entire life

1,177,093

Be stalked by a demon for three days then die

207,009

Never touch a computer again

1,089,074

Never touch a person of the opposite sex again

326,344

Dress only in styles famous 15 years ago

518,227

Dress only the way you did when you were 15

827,736

Return a punt in an NFL game

901,591

Spend 90 seconds in the ring with Mike Tyson in his prime

330,409

Be a hometown hero

1,221,569

Be a C level celebrity noone really likes.

146,653

Drink your own urine out of a cantene

139,970

Eat a live water snake

97,296

Castrate a lamb using only your teeth

406,807

Wrestle a territorial 8 foot alligator by diving on its back

838,200

Never read another book

1,157,877

Never hear another song

250,280

Never understand the concept of time

954,910

Never understand the concept of sex

409,159

Be a leper

431,160

Be a midget

826,490

Have $150 in quarters

871,747

Have $100 in paper money

543,469

Never play computer games again

792,340

Never watch any video on a computer again

585,761

Be stung by 20 bees in random locations

551,049

Have each shin kicked hard 10 times

759,329

Live in the time of the Ancient Romans/Greeks

1,027,377

Live in the Dark Ages

301,717

Fight Hulk Hogan

665,075

Fight Dwayne "The Rock " Johnson

631,541

Sexually assault ten people

121,882

Murder one person

139,874

Be as you are now

623,564

Have 100 million dollars, but have a 5% chance of instant death

797,914

Be Harry Potter

688,918

Be Luke Skywalker

709,905

Find out your girlfriend is pregnant (as in the next ten seconds)

568,269

Find out you can never have kids again

250,633

Stab yourself in the stomach with a 5 inch blade

835,900

Cut off the tips of all your own fingers

452,476

Have testicles the size of mangos

70,672

Have normal testicles but two penises

131,999

Do 10,000 jumping jacks without a break

705,009

Do 2,000 sit-ups without a break

657,025

Murder a middle-aged couple's only child who is 10 years old

39

Punch 10 pregnant women so hard they miscarry

32

Live until you're 80 but be morbidly obese

294,144

Live until you're 50 but have supermodel looks

1,050,944

Be a very fat and ugly person with a ton of friends that will never get someone of the opposite sex

289,575

Be a very skinny and attractive person that has no friends but can get any person of the opposite sex they want

1,038,291

Eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider

460,335

An equally venomous wasp

704,777

Order a beer at a gay bar

430,637

Order a mudslide at a sports bar

341,478

Have an average house in the middle of a city

500,830

Have a mansion miles away from civilization

855,267

Get homosexually raped

101,152

Rape someone homosexually

134,352

Stick it in Amy Winehouse

169,153

Stick it in a light socket

65,837

You pee your pants in public and everyone knows

65,214

You shit your pants in public and nobody knows

191,930

Only eat stuffing for the rest of your life

870,806

Only drink gravy for the rest of your life

400,459

Sport a key-chain nipple ring

324,422

Have a wardrobe that is made of up outfits worn by Scooby-Doo characters

919,873

Watch porno with your parents

204,827

Watch a porno starring your parents

40,330

Live in the world of Dr Seuss

737,469

Live in the Star Trek Universe

614,437

Eat a live gerbil

826,247

Remove your own appendix with nothing but a shoe horn

363,784

Fight the entire Smurf village

717,506

Fight the full collection of Care Bears

614,622

Fight all of the origional Power Rangers in their Megazord robot

628,901

Fight Optimus Prime

625,139

Own a pet snake

430,902

Own a pet turtle

972,035

Tell your most embarassing secret to the 10 people it would matter to most

587,209

Eat 5000 liquorice jelly beans as fast as you can

738,148

Be a nudist

729,463

Be a nevernude

593,784

Have to use a completely blank keyboard with absolutely no labeled keys

656,863

Have to type with only your two index fingers all the time

664,156

Swim in a pool of poop

792,525

Get your head stuck in an elephant's rear end

475,323

Star in Saved By The Bell

519,483

Star in Boy Meets World

600,971

Freeze to death

1,199,361

Boil to death

176,188

Be forced to walk around for an entire month without pants

588,581

Shed all you hair for an entire month

762,132

Have a tapeworm that eventually kills you

606,331

Have AIDS

634,560

Have no fingers

434,664

Have no ears

920,840

Have a one night stand

225,060

Have a friend with benefits

1,113,796

Be adopted

597,068

Adopt a child right now

783,564

Not be able to sit

821,797

Not be able to stand

548,615

Be tar and feathered

641,181

Be whipped and chained

585,342

Be a wizard

1,108,618

Be a vampire

292,164

Live in a giant peach

879,791

Live in a giant shoe

443,715

Have your house burnt down by a fire breathing dragon

670,523

Have your house blown down by the big bad wolf

660,443

Have to learn how to walk again

939,480

Have to learn about every date in history and why they were important.

413,626

Walk around barefoot in snow for an hour

151,355

See your brother/sister naked in a 5 minute porno

106,480

Have everything you touch turn to dust

113,314

Have everything you touch turn to gold

1,250,601

Never be able to feel emotions

557,892

Never be able to express emotions

777,419

Own a horse in the city

563,087

Own a cat in the country

791,682

Be in a room filled with people dying

190,088

Be the only person in the big empty room

1,170,672

Fly like Superman

942,155

Travel like Spiderman

462,618

Have anal

68,573

Have oral

183,499

Have long curly hair

357,931

Have short straight hair

468,161

Have a jello room

461,081

Have a pillow room

919,930

Be attacked by a drug addict

173,072

Homosexually date raped

76,771

Be electrocuted every time you swear

582,290

Have all profanities censored out on your television

738,681

Own an Xbox 360

733,541

Own a PS3

634,662

Stare at the sun for 5 seconds after being in a dark room for 5 hours

1,010,863

Have one eye replaced with a glass eye for the rest of your life

298,929

Only eat reheated leftovers for the rest of your life

501,071

Pay to eat out at restaurants for every meal for the rest of your life

781,627

Have to skip instead of walk or run at all times

515,701

Sprint everywhere you'd normally walk, jog or run to

759,381

Eat a container of butter

304,874

Drink a bottle of maple syrup

1,032,720

Be deeply insulted by a stranger

670,594

Be slapped across the face

669,740

Know for sure who killed JFK

628,982

Know for sure what happened to Amelia Earhart

671,378

Be James Bond

899,107

Be Doctor Who

448,292

Live without your phone

1,176,133

Live without your computer, ipod, and clean clothes

209,611

Work under Captain Kirk

724,708

Work under Captain Picard

378,966

Eat your weight in pig feet

500,583

Dive into a pool of horseradish and worms

699,784

Fall two stories onto concrete

236,627

Fall two stories into freezing water

1,068,262

Only use a Mac

500,221

Only use a Windows PC

866,913

Be stoned to death

381,467

Be grounded

933,019

Bet it all on black

689,498

Bet it all on red

607,433

Inform a room of first grade students that their favorite pets have died tragically

487,108

Explain to a room of first grade students how sex works in graphic detail

806,890

Have seventeen testicles

607,993

Have one testicle the size of a coconut

640,380

Have a vagina on your right hand

181,539

Have a vagina on your neck

61,201

Would you rather have the opposite sex's part every other year

105,178

Or keep your one part and watch everyone else's change

127,183

Be the first to die

580,229

The last to die

781,788

Be dangled over the edge of a cliff

285,660

Be forced to public speak

1,033,141

Emit robot noises whenever you move

519,667

Make camera shutter sounds whenever you blink

752,169

Cut off six of your own fingers and one foot

659,021

Bring Hitler back to life as a killer invincible robot zombie

640,786

Regurgitate food to feed them

921,738

Lick your children to bathe them

312,674

Beat up a 7 year old

935,184

Beat up a 77 year old

421,752

Eat a tablespoon of salt

718,287

Eat a tablespoon of cinnamon

605,106

Get run over by a car and die

884,126

Kill 5 small children with your car

458,329

Lick the floor at a club

1,123,422

Lick a toilet seat at walmart

160,215

Be psychokinetic

539,032

Be telepathic

770,632