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Shave the genitals of a member of the opposite sex
5
Have a member of the opposite sex shave your genitals
4
Walk through walls
2
See through walls
1
Wear shoes without socks
5
Wear socks without shoes
3
Climb a tree
1
Swim a cross a river
7
Live in a hot climate with snow gear
1
Live in a cold climate with summer apparel
2
Your arms flap around madly every time you speak
2
Someone in the area repeats everything you say just as loudly
2
Consume 1 Galleon of Mayonnaise
2
Consume an entire T-shirt
2
Have two opposite color eyebrows
13
Have only a bottom lip
0
Always have fingernails 5 inches or longer
712,406
Have a snorkel on your face permanently
488,625
Spend one night spent passionately with Rosie O'Donnell
790,113
Have your two front teeth pulled out
364,288
GooglePlus
131
Facebook
110
Have the tail of a monkey
23
Have the nose of a elephant
6
Have the tail of a monkey
9
Have the nose of a elephant
0
Hop every where
7
Walk Backwards everywhere
5
Be rich with no friends
44
Poor with lots of friends
36
Be known for killing with a sword
4
Be known for killing with a pistol
1
Shop with a woman
11
Be tied down to a chair and being forced to listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black
1
Shop with a woman
8
Be tied down to a chair and being forced to listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black
1
Jump off of a cliff into a pit of alligators
4
Swim into shark infested waters reaking of dead/bloody fish
3
Have the only song you listen to ever again be \"Lighters\" by Bruno Mars
4
\"Bleeding Love\" by Leona Lewis
0
Be a Shoulder Angel
4
A Shoulder Devil
1
Live in John Candy\'s fat rolls
1
Live on George Bush\'s head
1
MW3
28
Battlefield3
38
Eat only hamburgers for the rest of your life
570
Eat only pizza for the rest of your life
831
Have your mother walk in on you having sex with your cat
9
Have your cat walk in on you having sex with your mother
11
Have the hiccups for the rest of your life
2
Have the insatiable urge to yawn for the rest of your life
12
Kill the love of your life
12
Have the love of your life kill you
16
Saw off your own foot and eat it
20
Saw off someone else\'s foot and eat it
25
Barack Obama
6
George W. Bush
1
Sound like anyone you want
390,299
Speak any language you want
947,853
Link
9
Mario
5
Be shot once
12
Be stabbed multiple times
1
Be blood letted(loss of blood through deep cuts)
6
Be leeched
10
Sit on a freezing cold toilet seat
18
Sit on a toilet seat that has recently been warmed by a previous user
2
Be forced to watch TV all the time
459,544
Not watch TV at all
860,650
Have a baby boy
848,476
Have a baby girl
463,014
Have two penises
131,347
Have a penis and a vagina
116,925
Be stuck on the moon
883,452
Be stuck at the bottom of the ocean
424,186
Have no toes on both feet
12
Have one giant big toe on each foot
6
Live by them, think about them every day, and never be able to have a relationship with them while they get married and raise a family.
2
Never see them again.
3
Never smoke weed
181,030
Smoke weed every day
85,056
Cat
3
Dog
7
Be ignorant but happy
5
Be intelligent and a little unhappy
11
Read Harry Potter
1,106,356
Read Twilight
203,552
Be a farmer
173,088
Be a hooker
85,798
Soil yourself and have nobody know
910,592
Not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did
298,718
Refuse to allow your son to marry a man?
10
Deny your son the choice of who he can love?
0
An agressive dog.
2
An aggressive cat.
2
Hermaphrodite
133,109
Leper
71,398
Know when you are going to die
26
Know how you are going to die
45
Be lost in a maze of underground caves
11
Be lost out at sea
9
Give up television for the rest of your life
68
Give up Internet for the rest of your life
35
Choose the unlimited BestBuy giftcard
27
Choose the unlimited grocery store giftcard
26
Be Position B in the Human Centipede
59,480
Be crucified
173,646
Travel to the Past
15
Travel to the Future
35
Be forced to eat a tub full of poo in one week
126,697
Have a small bird poo in your mouth every morning for life
85,103
Have to hold your pee all day
873,802
Have to go pee every 5 minutes
434,577
Have her die of terminal cancer at 18
1,081,918
Have her get kidnapped and sold into the sex trade at 18
324,104
Drink milk for the rest of your life
624,146
Drink orange juice for the rest of your life
705,750
Ejaculate immediately every time you become aroused
155,010
Only be aroused when touching a member of the same sex
77,116
Get in an accident with a teen
12
Get in an accident with a old person
10
Never be able touch anyone again
722,328
Never be able talk to anyone again
571,719
Marry same gender attractive person
656,143
Marry opposite gender thats beyond ugly
571,235
Win the Nobel Peace Prize
232,093
Find a cure for a terminal disease
1,058,117
Always have messy, unkept hair
925,373
Always have stains on your clothes
338,488
Die falling from a building
212,859
Die from suffocation
36,515
Die a painful death that goes down in history
881,379
Die a painless death that everyone hates you for
403,599
Admit all your guilty pleasures to friends and family
699,674
Never partake in any of your guilt pleasures again
490,042
Take a picture
916,065
Have your picture taken
386,638
Be a carrot
682,363
Be a cucumber
613,959
Have to wear a full body, red leotard on your wedding day
394,051
Have the person you are marrying that day wear the full body, red leotard
805,754
Be a Unicorn
322,390
Be a Wizard
1,018,910
Be albino
458,101
Be a ginger
835,288
Be Eddie Vedder
229,041
Be Freddie Mercury
839,629
Be required to perform two years of mandatory military service when you turn 18
805,906
Have a draft enforced during wartime
358,726
Chocolate
824,988
Vanilla
522,027
Listen to Rebecca Black
632,723
Listen to Justin Bieber
626,011
Watch a porno with your parents
200,156
Watch a porno of your parents
40,346
Have the best sex with the ugliest person
114,049
Have the worst sex with the most beautiful person
134,375
Be attacked by 50 duck-sized horses
705,960
Be attacked by 1 horse-sized duck
646,302
Be a muslim
306,199
An atheist
936,402
Have uncontrollable diarrhea
635,472
Have uncontrollable vomiting
602,300
Be charged as a sexual offender
142,619
Be charged as a child abductor
90,652
Drool abnormally in public
454,452
Audibly moan during each conversation you have
702,400
Wear a woolen bodysuit in the Sahara
666,226
Wear a bikini in the Antarctic
569,207
Work at McDonalds
731,804
Work at Burger King
572,903
Cowboy
908,386
Indian
386,693
Be James Bond
1,003,516
Be Jason Bourne
266,813
Tea
699,682
Coffee
619,230
Cheese grate your upper arm
671,887
Slide down a fireman pole covered in tacks into a pool of rubbing alcohol
460,615
Be muscular with a busted face
318,808
Be busty, with a gorgeous face
901,957
Facebook
894,693
Twitter
403,397
Wear a ski suit all the time
393,577
Go everywhere barefoot
848,758
Be wanted
515,339
Be needed
806,761
Live in isolation
354,706
Face your biggest fear once a month
919,212
Never be able to hear your favorite song again
648,365
Never be able to watch your favorite movie again
624,474
Be a rich but stupid footballer
641,551
Be a genius but poor scientist
637,042
Eat a rotten, raw steak
528,941
Eat a human's cooked liver
687,194
Never be able remember anyone's birthday or anniversary
678,202
Forget every historical date from the past and why it was important
556,143
Shower with Jerry Sandusky
135,993
Be a victim of a Catholic priest
61,667