option_a stringlengths 3 167 | votes_a int64 0 1.59M | option_b stringlengths 3 160 | votes_b int64 0 1.51M |
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Shave the genitals of a member of the opposite sex | 5 | Have a member of the opposite sex shave your genitals | 4 |
Walk through walls | 2 | See through walls | 1 |
Wear shoes without socks | 5 | Wear socks without shoes | 3 |
Climb a tree | 1 | Swim a cross a river | 7 |
Live in a hot climate with snow gear | 1 | Live in a cold climate with summer apparel | 2 |
Your arms flap around madly every time you speak | 2 | Someone in the area repeats everything you say just as loudly | 2 |
Consume 1 Galleon of Mayonnaise | 2 | Consume an entire T-shirt | 2 |
Have two opposite color eyebrows | 13 | Have only a bottom lip | 0 |
Always have fingernails 5 inches or longer | 712,406 | Have a snorkel on your face permanently | 488,625 |
Spend one night spent passionately with Rosie O'Donnell | 790,113 | Have your two front teeth pulled out | 364,288 |
GooglePlus | 131 | Facebook | 110 |
Have the tail of a monkey | 23 | Have the nose of a elephant | 6 |
Have the tail of a monkey | 9 | Have the nose of a elephant | 0 |
Hop every where | 7 | Walk Backwards everywhere | 5 |
Be rich with no friends | 44 | Poor with lots of friends | 36 |
Be known for killing with a sword | 4 | Be known for killing with a pistol | 1 |
Shop with a woman | 11 | Be tied down to a chair and being forced to listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black | 1 |
Shop with a woman | 8 | Be tied down to a chair and being forced to listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black | 1 |
Jump off of a cliff into a pit of alligators | 4 | Swim into shark infested waters reaking of dead/bloody fish | 3 |
Have the only song you listen to ever again be \"Lighters\" by Bruno Mars | 4 | \"Bleeding Love\" by Leona Lewis | 0 |
Be a Shoulder Angel | 4 | A Shoulder Devil | 1 |
Live in John Candy\'s fat rolls | 1 | Live on George Bush\'s head | 1 |
MW3 | 28 | Battlefield3 | 38 |
Eat only hamburgers for the rest of your life | 570 | Eat only pizza for the rest of your life | 831 |
Have your mother walk in on you having sex with your cat | 9 | Have your cat walk in on you having sex with your mother | 11 |
Have the hiccups for the rest of your life | 2 | Have the insatiable urge to yawn for the rest of your life | 12 |
Kill the love of your life | 12 | Have the love of your life kill you | 16 |
Saw off your own foot and eat it | 20 | Saw off someone else\'s foot and eat it | 25 |
Barack Obama | 6 | George W. Bush | 1 |
Sound like anyone you want | 390,299 | Speak any language you want | 947,853 |
Link | 9 | Mario | 5 |
Be shot once | 12 | Be stabbed multiple times | 1 |
Be blood letted(loss of blood through deep cuts) | 6 | Be leeched | 10 |
Sit on a freezing cold toilet seat | 18 | Sit on a toilet seat that has recently been warmed by a previous user | 2 |
Be forced to watch TV all the time | 459,544 | Not watch TV at all | 860,650 |
Have a baby boy | 848,476 | Have a baby girl | 463,014 |
Have two penises | 131,347 | Have a penis and a vagina | 116,925 |
Be stuck on the moon | 883,452 | Be stuck at the bottom of the ocean | 424,186 |
Have no toes on both feet | 12 | Have one giant big toe on each foot | 6 |
Live by them, think about them every day, and never be able to have a relationship with them while they get married and raise a family. | 2 | Never see them again. | 3 |
Never smoke weed | 181,030 | Smoke weed every day | 85,056 |
Cat | 3 | Dog | 7 |
Be ignorant but happy | 5 | Be intelligent and a little unhappy | 11 |
Read Harry Potter | 1,106,356 | Read Twilight | 203,552 |
Be a farmer | 173,088 | Be a hooker | 85,798 |
Soil yourself and have nobody know | 910,592 | Not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did | 298,718 |
Refuse to allow your son to marry a man? | 10 | Deny your son the choice of who he can love? | 0 |
An agressive dog. | 2 | An aggressive cat. | 2 |
Hermaphrodite | 133,109 | Leper | 71,398 |
Know when you are going to die | 26 | Know how you are going to die | 45 |
Be lost in a maze of underground caves | 11 | Be lost out at sea | 9 |
Give up television for the rest of your life | 68 | Give up Internet for the rest of your life | 35 |
Choose the unlimited BestBuy giftcard | 27 | Choose the unlimited grocery store giftcard | 26 |
Be Position B in the Human Centipede | 59,480 | Be crucified | 173,646 |
Travel to the Past | 15 | Travel to the Future | 35 |
Be forced to eat a tub full of poo in one week | 126,697 | Have a small bird poo in your mouth every morning for life | 85,103 |
Have to hold your pee all day | 873,802 | Have to go pee every 5 minutes | 434,577 |
Have her die of terminal cancer at 18 | 1,081,918 | Have her get kidnapped and sold into the sex trade at 18 | 324,104 |
Drink milk for the rest of your life | 624,146 | Drink orange juice for the rest of your life | 705,750 |
Ejaculate immediately every time you become aroused | 155,010 | Only be aroused when touching a member of the same sex | 77,116 |
Get in an accident with a teen | 12 | Get in an accident with a old person | 10 |
Never be able touch anyone again | 722,328 | Never be able talk to anyone again | 571,719 |
Marry same gender attractive person | 656,143 | Marry opposite gender thats beyond ugly | 571,235 |
Win the Nobel Peace Prize | 232,093 | Find a cure for a terminal disease | 1,058,117 |
Always have messy, unkept hair | 925,373 | Always have stains on your clothes | 338,488 |
Die falling from a building | 212,859 | Die from suffocation | 36,515 |
Die a painful death that goes down in history | 881,379 | Die a painless death that everyone hates you for | 403,599 |
Admit all your guilty pleasures to friends and family | 699,674 | Never partake in any of your guilt pleasures again | 490,042 |
Take a picture | 916,065 | Have your picture taken | 386,638 |
Be a carrot | 682,363 | Be a cucumber | 613,959 |
Have to wear a full body, red leotard on your wedding day | 394,051 | Have the person you are marrying that day wear the full body, red leotard | 805,754 |
Be a Unicorn | 322,390 | Be a Wizard | 1,018,910 |
Be albino | 458,101 | Be a ginger | 835,288 |
Be Eddie Vedder | 229,041 | Be Freddie Mercury | 839,629 |
Be required to perform two years of mandatory military service when you turn 18 | 805,906 | Have a draft enforced during wartime | 358,726 |
Chocolate | 824,988 | Vanilla | 522,027 |
Listen to Rebecca Black | 632,723 | Listen to Justin Bieber | 626,011 |
Watch a porno with your parents | 200,156 | Watch a porno of your parents | 40,346 |
Have the best sex with the ugliest person | 114,049 | Have the worst sex with the most beautiful person | 134,375 |
Be attacked by 50 duck-sized horses | 705,960 | Be attacked by 1 horse-sized duck | 646,302 |
Be a muslim | 306,199 | An atheist | 936,402 |
Have uncontrollable diarrhea | 635,472 | Have uncontrollable vomiting | 602,300 |
Be charged as a sexual offender | 142,619 | Be charged as a child abductor | 90,652 |
Drool abnormally in public | 454,452 | Audibly moan during each conversation you have | 702,400 |
Wear a woolen bodysuit in the Sahara | 666,226 | Wear a bikini in the Antarctic | 569,207 |
Work at McDonalds | 731,804 | Work at Burger King | 572,903 |
Cowboy | 908,386 | Indian | 386,693 |
Be James Bond | 1,003,516 | Be Jason Bourne | 266,813 |
Tea | 699,682 | Coffee | 619,230 |
Cheese grate your upper arm | 671,887 | Slide down a fireman pole covered in tacks into a pool of rubbing alcohol | 460,615 |
Be muscular with a busted face | 318,808 | Be busty, with a gorgeous face | 901,957 |
Facebook | 894,693 | Twitter | 403,397 |
Wear a ski suit all the time | 393,577 | Go everywhere barefoot | 848,758 |
Be wanted | 515,339 | Be needed | 806,761 |
Live in isolation | 354,706 | Face your biggest fear once a month | 919,212 |
Never be able to hear your favorite song again | 648,365 | Never be able to watch your favorite movie again | 624,474 |
Be a rich but stupid footballer | 641,551 | Be a genius but poor scientist | 637,042 |
Eat a rotten, raw steak | 528,941 | Eat a human's cooked liver | 687,194 |
Never be able remember anyone's birthday or anniversary | 678,202 | Forget every historical date from the past and why it was important | 556,143 |
Shower with Jerry Sandusky | 135,993 | Be a victim of a Catholic priest | 61,667 |
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