option_a stringlengths 3 167 | votes_a int64 0 1.59M | option_b stringlengths 3 160 | votes_b int64 0 1.51M |
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Sign your real name | 811,343 | Sign using a ridiculous pseudonym (I.C. Wiener, Mike Rotch, etc.) | 501,472 |
Run upstairs and barricade the second floor | 875,567 | Sequester yourselves in the cellar | 371,166 |
Fight Apollo Creed | 634,160 | Fight Ivan Drago | 392,182 |
Take him down | 660,645 | Let him win | 671,973 |
Take a suppository of vitamins daily | 629,073 | Take a syringe of vitamins daily | 544,565 |
Lie in the grass and read a book | 567,782 | Stay inside and watch excellent TV | 771,422 |
Play a 10 day trial of World of Warcraft | 719,808 | Play runescape forever even without full membership | 461,559 |
Play Rock Band | 476,141 | Play Guitar Hero | 783,643 |
Have your brain transplanted into a robot | 564,384 | Have your brain transplanted into the opposite sex | 766,724 |
Have an iPad | 384,868 | Have an iPhone | 968,049 |
Choose a Nintendo DS | 655,265 | Choose a PSP | 664,740 |
Only eat meat | 1,154,199 | Only eat fish | 216,474 |
Have locked in syndrome with no cure in sight | 254,719 | Die right when the car hits you | 993,892 |
Be stuck with Dawn | 494,542 | Be stuck with May | 600,289 |
Have your lair be underwater | 798,513 | Have your lair be in the side of a cliff | 487,310 |
Only read Marvel | 868,419 | Only read DC Comics | 381,325 |
Have an iPhone | 803,771 | Have an Android device | 573,489 |
Drink only water and alcohol for the rest of your life | 355,775 | Drink anything other than alcohol for the rest of your life | 1,002,380 |
Kill Voldemort | 956,098 | Kill Harry Potter | 392,112 |
Live and let your sibling die | 369,058 | Die to save your sibling | 930,548 |
Marry an active porn star | 189,994 | Marry a polygamist | 57,021 |
Get severe frostbite | 799,939 | Be severely burned | 451,684 |
Live completely alone on an island | 985,205 | Be overworked in a cramped factory | 303,064 |
Have a section of your ear bitten off | 921,163 | Lose your two front teeth | 364,524 |
Spend a day with Justin Beiber | 400,576 | Spend a day with Miley Cyrus | 936,868 |
Be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company | 700,496 | Be the President of a prominent country | 492,235 |
Lose your mind | 681,589 | Lose your significant other | 597,736 |
Make a salad every 10 minutes for 3 months straight | 126,691 | Be the most scared you could ever be for 1 month | 119,627 |
Have sex with your clone | 93,741 | Fight your clone | 172,423 |
80s child-star actor | 918,579 | 60s one hit wonder | 335,598 |
Erase Canada off the map | 279,232 | Erase New Jersey off the map | 1,055,024 |
Get one million dollars | 574,836 | Find true love | 809,933 |
Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life | 800,825 | Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich | 445,509 |
Get a paper cut on your hand once a week | 767,577 | Have one foot fall asleep every third hour for 30 minutes | 516,119 |
Go one year without your teeth | 611,055 | Go one year without the Internet | 752,056 |
Listen to the Macarena for four hours straight | 557,357 | Listen to Mambo No. 5 for four hours straight | 654,963 |
Use a touchscreen on all your devices | 898,069 | Use a mouse and keyboard on all your devices | 424,351 |
Check your email first every morning | 361,131 | Check your social networks first every morning | 936,648 |
Walk around the mall naked | 1,002,501 | Walk around school or workplace naked | 298,307 |
Explode | 778,205 | Implode | 537,594 |
Meet Chuck Norris | 807,639 | Meet the Old Spice Man | 482,580 |
Store all your photos on Facebook | 767,725 | Store all your photos on Flickr | 428,587 |
Only date people with severe OCD | 992,211 | Only date chain smokers | 372,582 |
Find $5 | 997,533 | Have your local WNBA team win the championship | 346,687 |
Date a playboy bunny | 66,957 | Date a Victoria's Secret angel | 140,671 |
Always speak all your thoughts out loud | 883,948 | Never speak at all (not even in sign language) | 412,285 |
Sit | 869,273 | Stand | 481,010 |
Break an arm, with a slightly painful infection | 494,263 | Break a leg | 837,312 |
Walk in on your parents having sex | 83,841 | Have your parents walk in on you having sex | 156,910 |
Call the police but they don't get there in time | 329,770 | Intervene and save a life but take an equally horrific beating | 951,852 |
Be 4 feet tall | 486,749 | Be 8 feet tall | 842,100 |
Go swimming with sharks | 926,774 | Go swimming with alligators | 379,686 |
Kill yourself | 153,173 | Kill your best friend | 100,044 |
See the future | 762,670 | Change the past | 615,114 |
Lose both your arms | 362,013 | Lose both your legs | 918,451 |
Have all other members naked but never able to take off your clothes | 208,747 | Be naked all the time with no other members able to get naked | 38,601 |
Be a manly woman | 677,829 | Be a womenly man | 627,718 |
Live a life knowing there is a God, and die to find out there isn't one | 394,156 | Live a life knowing there is no God, and die to find out there is one | 854,705 |
Be a pirate | 302,157 | Be a ninja | 1,069,007 |
Embrace death | 906,404 | Become a vegetable | 369,731 |
Shrink to 1 inch | 621,492 | Grow to 3 stories | 675,376 |
Be swallowed head first | 882,451 | Be swallowed feet first | 414,104 |
Get Shot | 972,285 | Get Stabbed | 349,319 |
Have Sarah Palin be president | 492,363 | Have Michele Bachmann be president | 513,000 |
Eat only lima beans for the rest of your life | 107,993 | Be allowed to eat your favorite meal but only three times a week | 1,139,461 |
Master every programming language | 293,189 | Master every spoken language | 1,004,022 |
Be able to run 40 miles per hour | 840,502 | Own a car | 505,729 |
Read the Iliad | 264,495 | Read the Odyssey | 817,609 |
Get hit by a bus | 997,917 | Watch a loved one get hit by a bus | 309,010 |
Be a pedophile for a day | 378 | Be molested by one as a child | 375 |
Be immortal for 50000 years | 2 | Be immortal for 500000 years | 3 |
Be your current gender | 8 | Be the opposite gender | 2 |
Watch a porno with your parents | 3 | Watch a porno starring your parents | 3 |
Die In A fire | 31 | Fall off a Cliff and DIe | 38 |
Poop in a public bathroom | 5 | Piss on a public street | 2 |
Listen to Spongbob laughing | 2 | Listen to \"Baby\" by Justin Bieber | 2 |
Listen to Spongbob laughing | 10 | Listen to \"Baby\" by Justin Bieber | 3 |
Be Dumbledore | 2 | Be Gandalf | 3 |
Say no to everything | 4 | Say yes to everything | 1 |
Date someone with blonde hair | 1 | Date someone with brunette hair | 1 |
Date someone who is super hot and never understands you, | 6 | Date someone who is ugly but understands you totally. | 2 |
Would you give someone your own gender a blowjob and have a chance at a relationship | 5 | Be alone forever | 3 |
Date a blonde | 35 | Date a brunette | 34 |
Win a free X-box 306 | 3 | Win a free Ps3 | 10 |
Chug a pint of spoiled milk | 3 | Chug a bottle of pepto bismal | 2 |
It be Betty White | 1 | It be Susan Boyle | 1 |
The Elder Scrolls | 10 | Fallout | 1 |
Lick peanut butter off a dirty hobo\'s foot | 2 | Have a tiger lick peanut butter off of YOUR foot | 1 |
Lick peanut butter off a dirty hobo\'s foot | 2 | Have a tiger lick peanut butter off of YOUR foot (the tiger bites) | 0 |
Date an attractive person you know of your own gender | 2 | Date the ugliest person you know of the opposite gender | 4 |
Be a hermit (never ever leave your house) for the rest of your life | 5 | Be homeless for the rest of your life | 0 |
Be a hufflepuff | 1 | Be a ravenclaw | 6 |
Have no penis (or vagina) | 2 | Have no arms or legs | 1 |
You\'re own faeces | 2 | You\'re best friends faeces | 0 |
Be broke and in love | 6 | Be rich and alone | 1 |
Have one leg | 3 | Have no arms | 0 |
Be constantly dizzy | 5 | Throw up every hour | 0 |
Date someone you barely see, be in pain when they are gone, but have the best time with them | 4 | Be single and not dating | 3 |
Wear wet jeans for an entire month | 3 | Feel a trickle of cold water go down your back every 30 seconds for a year | 12 |
Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort | 2 | Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader | 2 |
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