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Sign your real name
811,343
Sign using a ridiculous pseudonym (I.C. Wiener, Mike Rotch, etc.)
501,472
Run upstairs and barricade the second floor
875,567
Sequester yourselves in the cellar
371,166
Fight Apollo Creed
634,160
Fight Ivan Drago
392,182
Take him down
660,645
Let him win
671,973
Take a suppository of vitamins daily
629,073
Take a syringe of vitamins daily
544,565
Lie in the grass and read a book
567,782
Stay inside and watch excellent TV
771,422
Play a 10 day trial of World of Warcraft
719,808
Play runescape forever even without full membership
461,559
Play Rock Band
476,141
Play Guitar Hero
783,643
Have your brain transplanted into a robot
564,384
Have your brain transplanted into the opposite sex
766,724
Have an iPad
384,868
Have an iPhone
968,049
Choose a Nintendo DS
655,265
Choose a PSP
664,740
Only eat meat
1,154,199
Only eat fish
216,474
Have locked in syndrome with no cure in sight
254,719
Die right when the car hits you
993,892
Be stuck with Dawn
494,542
Be stuck with May
600,289
Have your lair be underwater
798,513
Have your lair be in the side of a cliff
487,310
Only read Marvel
868,419
Only read DC Comics
381,325
Have an iPhone
803,771
Have an Android device
573,489
Drink only water and alcohol for the rest of your life
355,775
Drink anything other than alcohol for the rest of your life
1,002,380
Kill Voldemort
956,098
Kill Harry Potter
392,112
Live and let your sibling die
369,058
Die to save your sibling
930,548
Marry an active porn star
189,994
Marry a polygamist
57,021
Get severe frostbite
799,939
Be severely burned
451,684
Live completely alone on an island
985,205
Be overworked in a cramped factory
303,064
Have a section of your ear bitten off
921,163
Lose your two front teeth
364,524
Spend a day with Justin Beiber
400,576
Spend a day with Miley Cyrus
936,868
Be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company
700,496
Be the President of a prominent country
492,235
Lose your mind
681,589
Lose your significant other
597,736
Make a salad every 10 minutes for 3 months straight
126,691
Be the most scared you could ever be for 1 month
119,627
Have sex with your clone
93,741
Fight your clone
172,423
80s child-star actor
918,579
60s one hit wonder
335,598
Erase Canada off the map
279,232
Erase New Jersey off the map
1,055,024
Get one million dollars
574,836
Find true love
809,933
Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life
800,825
Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich
445,509
Get a paper cut on your hand once a week
767,577
Have one foot fall asleep every third hour for 30 minutes
516,119
Go one year without your teeth
611,055
Go one year without the Internet
752,056
Listen to the Macarena for four hours straight
557,357
Listen to Mambo No. 5 for four hours straight
654,963
Use a touchscreen on all your devices
898,069
Use a mouse and keyboard on all your devices
424,351
Check your email first every morning
361,131
Check your social networks first every morning
936,648
Walk around the mall naked
1,002,501
Walk around school or workplace naked
298,307
Explode
778,205
Implode
537,594
Meet Chuck Norris
807,639
Meet the Old Spice Man
482,580
Store all your photos on Facebook
767,725
Store all your photos on Flickr
428,587
Only date people with severe OCD
992,211
Only date chain smokers
372,582
Find $5
997,533
Have your local WNBA team win the championship
346,687
Date a playboy bunny
66,957
Date a Victoria's Secret angel
140,671
Always speak all your thoughts out loud
883,948
Never speak at all (not even in sign language)
412,285
Sit
869,273
Stand
481,010
Break an arm, with a slightly painful infection
494,263
Break a leg
837,312
Walk in on your parents having sex
83,841
Have your parents walk in on you having sex
156,910
Call the police but they don't get there in time
329,770
Intervene and save a life but take an equally horrific beating
951,852
Be 4 feet tall
486,749
Be 8 feet tall
842,100
Go swimming with sharks
926,774
Go swimming with alligators
379,686
Kill yourself
153,173
Kill your best friend
100,044
See the future
762,670
Change the past
615,114
Lose both your arms
362,013
Lose both your legs
918,451
Have all other members naked but never able to take off your clothes
208,747
Be naked all the time with no other members able to get naked
38,601
Be a manly woman
677,829
Be a womenly man
627,718
Live a life knowing there is a God, and die to find out there isn't one
394,156
Live a life knowing there is no God, and die to find out there is one
854,705
Be a pirate
302,157
Be a ninja
1,069,007
Embrace death
906,404
Become a vegetable
369,731
Shrink to 1 inch
621,492
Grow to 3 stories
675,376
Be swallowed head first
882,451
Be swallowed feet first
414,104
Get Shot
972,285
Get Stabbed
349,319
Have Sarah Palin be president
492,363
Have Michele Bachmann be president
513,000
Eat only lima beans for the rest of your life
107,993
Be allowed to eat your favorite meal but only three times a week
1,139,461
Master every programming language
293,189
Master every spoken language
1,004,022
Be able to run 40 miles per hour
840,502
Own a car
505,729
Read the Iliad
264,495
Read the Odyssey
817,609
Get hit by a bus
997,917
Watch a loved one get hit by a bus
309,010
Be a pedophile for a day
378
Be molested by one as a child
375
Be immortal for 50000 years
2
Be immortal for 500000 years
3
Be your current gender
8
Be the opposite gender
2
Watch a porno with your parents
3
Watch a porno starring your parents
3
Die In A fire
31
Fall off a Cliff and DIe
38
Poop in a public bathroom
5
Piss on a public street
2
Listen to Spongbob laughing
2
Listen to \"Baby\" by Justin Bieber
2
Listen to Spongbob laughing
10
Listen to \"Baby\" by Justin Bieber
3
Be Dumbledore
2
Be Gandalf
3
Say no to everything
4
Say yes to everything
1
Date someone with blonde hair
1
Date someone with brunette hair
1
Date someone who is super hot and never understands you,
6
Date someone who is ugly but understands you totally.
2
Would you give someone your own gender a blowjob and have a chance at a relationship
5
Be alone forever
3
Date a blonde
35
Date a brunette
34
Win a free X-box 306
3
Win a free Ps3
10
Chug a pint of spoiled milk
3
Chug a bottle of pepto bismal
2
It be Betty White
1
It be Susan Boyle
1
The Elder Scrolls
10
Fallout
1
Lick peanut butter off a dirty hobo\'s foot
2
Have a tiger lick peanut butter off of YOUR foot
1
Lick peanut butter off a dirty hobo\'s foot
2
Have a tiger lick peanut butter off of YOUR foot (the tiger bites)
0
Date an attractive person you know of your own gender
2
Date the ugliest person you know of the opposite gender
4
Be a hermit (never ever leave your house) for the rest of your life
5
Be homeless for the rest of your life
0
Be a hufflepuff
1
Be a ravenclaw
6
Have no penis (or vagina)
2
Have no arms or legs
1
You\'re own faeces
2
You\'re best friends faeces
0
Be broke and in love
6
Be rich and alone
1
Have one leg
3
Have no arms
0
Be constantly dizzy
5
Throw up every hour
0
Date someone you barely see, be in pain when they are gone, but have the best time with them
4
Be single and not dating
3
Wear wet jeans for an entire month
3
Feel a trickle of cold water go down your back every 30 seconds for a year
12
Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort
2
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader
2