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"I...um. I'm not sure how I got here, I think I fell in? See I got this flier and um...sorry sorry my name is Kenna. " I tried to explain, but talking to a fuzzy blob is a lot harder than it lets on. I tried to lean in closer, to which it darted away, hiding behind something, probably a piece of decor for what little d... |
It cried out cowardly."I-i'm sorry!" |
"What? No no, is there anybody that I can talk to? Like a human like me maybe?" |
"I-i mean I could but um, are you okay? Did you hit your head or something? Why are you looking at me like that?!?!?!" It hid once more. |
"Sorry...sorry no I'm missing my glasses, they fell off-. |
"Oh!! I Know where that thing is!" |
Before I could finish it scurried from its spot, speaking as it moved. It was shockingly fast for its size, and before I knew it, the blob dropped my missing spectacles in front of me. I put them on, looking straight ahead to make sure they stayed on, and then back down. The blob was now a proper creature, the ... |
"Are you better now? You look better, did I do good?" |
I spoke softly and with some authority. "I'm doing better thank you. Do...you own this place?" |
"Oh no, I just work here. I'm a minion!" the creature said with pride. |
"A....minion. Okay, two things. Can you take me to who does own this...." I take a quick look around the room. It's just as luxurious and expensive as I thought it was when vision impaired,"..place? And two: What is your name?" |
"I'm Critter, at least that's what they call me around here!" It said, the excitement taking over and making it shake rapidly," Yes I can take you to the master of the mansion." |
While he spoke I picked myself off the floor and brushed off a fine layer of dust that hung in the carpet fibers. This place may be fancy, but it needed cleaning. |
"Mansion? Huh well okay, lead the way." |
I follow my new companion down the hall. The stone floors of marble were only heightened by the gold and red fixings that decorated the walls. There was the odd plant occasionally along with a couple large windows. Critter chimed, "not much further, just this way." I gazed out one of the windows as I passed. Th... |
Well I did come to find a job, might as well make the most of it if I can't get back to earth. Plus Critter is kinda cute in the talking animal sort of way, things can't get any stranger from here right? Whomever owns this place has to be loaded. Gut says all this is magical-bullshit, which makes it less weird. We will... |
We entered a massive room not too long after. The size indicated it to be a ballroom, but the way the furniture was laid out said it was more for rest and relaxation. A mahogany bar stood on one end of the room, laden with a variety of what could only be alcohol, and enough seating for 4 people. Near that was a large, ... |
"So Critter was it? Before I go in, what is the owner like?" I ask, kneeling to be close to his height. |
"He's really nice!" Critter says excitedly. "He feeds me really well and my bed is really comfortable... Though I'm usually running around all the time making repairs and the like." I give him a pat on the head, feeling around a little in his fur. It is quite soft save for the occasional mat or rat's nest. |
"I can take over from here. Thank you for your help." |
"Okay!" The Critter squeaks. As he scurries off, I catch the last words of "new human" and "telling the others'. The phrases don't reassure my gut feeling of awkwardness building. I was in a strange place and my ticket was behind the door. I took a deep breath through my nose and exhaled out of my mouth, then I ... |
Compared to the opulence of the building so far, this one was much more functional. The white marble from before was replaced with deep black wood floors and scarlet adornments.. to the back of the room set of double doors, intricately decorated with a geometric design from top to bottom. A large desk made the ... |
Succubus was the term I was looking for while standing dumbfounded. She looked rather conservative in her outfit, but the half rimmed glasses she wore couldn't hide her beauty. The gentle curve of her horns lightly skirted each side of her pointed silvery white hair, and silver flecked jewelry. There was a tidy... |
Huh.....well this changes things, I might need to rethink my situation.. |
She finished writing then looked up, meeting my eyes directly. They had a hint of glow in their cynical stare. They were piercing me right through my soul. She spoke," And who.. may I ask, are you? I don't remember sending out any contracts yet." |
I instinctively straightened up, trying to show submission and respect to the demoness. I tried to think of what I would say in the situation. She mentioned the word "yet" right? I shook my head lightly and responded. |
"I kinda dropped in ma'am, like through the front door. See I wanted to inquire about this," I handed her the now very crumpled job flier, "and, well, if I'm honest I thought I'd be answering to another human, but I'm still interested in the position." I may have been calm and collected on the outside, but I did feel a... |
Oh no she's hotttttt, the business secretary, the beauty office worker, or the boss that needs you to "do some overtime." |
My mouth moved on its own again to break the tension, "If you need more, I should have all my credentials in my backpack. Although the job posting itself is kind of unusual. I was also curious about the-" |
The succubus gave a side eye, to which I stopped talking. She then crumpled up the flier with inhuman speed and tossed it aside. I see her fingertips brighten with a pink flame slightly right before she sighs and lets it dissipate. |
"It's not your fault..."she started, rubbing her forehead," The job was posted but wasn't authorized." |
"Oh I see, well i-" |
"THAT being said, you're already here and you know of our business, and since you appear interested..." her pause was followed by her eyes coming back to me. Her voice was flat of emotion, masking any hint of her real thoughts. "...You may be of use to us. The main job would be to be my assistant, I need someone to ten... |
I relaxed a little, then brought my backpack around, opened it, and laid out my resume for her. "I went to school for chemistry, but you'll find that many of the skill sets are transferable to the job you described. I most definitely can keep a calendar and tend to work with my hands often so maintenance shouldn't be t... |
"No, I am not the owner, " she interrupted, standing up from her seat. She was much taller than I expected, making me feel small and meek by comparison. She took a calm yet stern tone,"My name is Maggie, Miss-" she took a look down at the resume " See-l-f-ee". |
"Um, Selphie ma'am." |
"Right, we will work on your employment paperwork later. First thing is to get you acquainted with the mansions and its facets, understood?" |
"Yes, understood but um, who |
She turned and beckoned me to follow her over to the ornate front doors. "We will start with him, he may take getting used to, plus he is the one who wrote the flier." |
Oh great , probably a grumpy old codger if I were to go off of Maggie's demeanor. Then again I'm getting exactly what I want right? |
As Maggie opened the doors, she stepped to the side. Within there was only one soft yellow spotlight, near what appeared to be the center. Maggie motioned me in to go first, which not wanting to upset my future employer, I comply. I walk to the spotlight to investigate, trying to understand the situation. |
Oooohhhhhhkkaaayyyyyy, my new boss is weird as hell. I can work with that. I can't see shit, how even big is this office? |
A couple more moments passed then... |
FWOMP! FWOMP! FWOMP! |
Lights on the floor began to illuminate one after the other, making a straight pathway to a small stage. Fog rolled in all over the place obscuring a figure. Caught up in the moment I barely registered the fact that Right Said Fred's "I'm too sexy" began to play in the background. The figure began to dance, then finall... |
He was slender, and his dancing was graceful; with exception that as he approached with his dance he slowly disrobed down to just his pants. His shoulder length raven hair shifted colors in the light, and the lean muscle hinted more at his frame. He looked youthful and full of life, appearing to be in his 30s, and ... |
.....I admit that before entering the mansion, I would have been what you would call a "Closeted submissive furry with tendencies leaning on deviance.’ I am and will always be very, very familiar with my promiscuous mind and "imaginative" creation. I am also, by all accounts, a virgin with no actual experience i... |
I'm positive that as his song and dance went on, I reddened to some shade of tomato. One part was embarrassment at the sudden attention, one part was astonishment, and the third part, If not obvious, was arousal. I plucked the rose from his hand after a moment, mind running purely off the rails. |
Don't say the stupid things, don't say the stupid things. Do not, under any circumstances say the th- |
"I uhhhh yeah, I'm the new meid-I mean assistant mhm. Did you know that song is performed by the character Prince charming on the bonus disk of Shrek two eheh." The words sort of spilled out, I was trying to have some genuine reaction. Meanwhile he stood up and with a snap of his fingers got rid of all the possible dus... |
"Huh how does one get that title, hm?" He asked, going back to a much simpler dance. It also seemed to have ignored most of what I had said, which was a relief to me. |
However, I was taking my time trying to avert my eyes by looking through my backpack. Logic finally stepped in as I collected my thoughts. I wanted to make up for the abysmal first impression. I answered, "be a prince and be charming I guess? Wait no, um, my name is Selphie and Miss Maggie is hiring me on as her, and i... |
"Oh Maggie? She's great and a really big help!" He did a flamboyant spin, then finger guns towards me just as I looked up, flinched and then back down "I'm Ignacio by the way! Hey, do humans on earth always get as red as you? Also we should workshop on making me one of these prince charming fellows. I do well with roya... |
You're already there I comment silently, finally finding what I was searching for. I get the backpack hoisted into its position while I put the notebook up to hide my blush, and to break my ever roaming eyes from seeing something too lewd. I finally ask, taking a moment to look over the paper," If it's not too rude, wh... |
I see in the short seconds that his eyes are locked on to me, like a squirrel trying to find its landing on a tree. He shifts his body back and forth like he has maracas. " Right, as a house meido you will have a set uniform while you take care of the house, it'll look great on you!" He does another turn and suddenly i... |
I try to cover myself more, trying to hide the horribly passionate thoughts in my head. Unfortunately the notebook covered just about as much surface area as the maid outfit. "I uh, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't fit sir..." it was true, my slightly overweight frame at the time would have not done well. I continue, "I u... |
This wasn't the job I had in mind, but I'm too invested now. Welp! Fake it till you fucking make it I guess. At least now the job flier makes sense. |
"an emergency kit?" He gasps. "See look you're so prepared you're such a good fit for this job! I knew it!" About this time a savior in the form of Maggie stepped into the room. |
"Master, you do know that recruiting is not part of our plan at this point," She chastised, adjusting her glasses," and our agreement was she was my assistant first, we don't need a maid with critter around, plus she's going to want to be paid, we don't have a sustainable income here yet." |
Ignacios deflates as Maggie speaks, going limp from the buzzkill. He argued back |
"But she'd be so adorabley cute as our little house Medio!"; Ignacio protested, but Maggie remained firm. |
"She's coming with me so she can help with daily tasks we need when it comes to the others that are here." |
"That still kind of like a maid?" Ignacio insists. Maggie sighs and nods. |
"Yey" Ignacio celebrates quietly to himself. |
I took the brief opportunity to hide behind Maggie, mainly out of my own shyness. I could find myself finally calming down just enough to speak normally. I chimed in, "Actually I was more here for the room and board then the pay, though I don't know if the state's rules on labor apply here." I shift my eyes down, feeli... |
Maggie turns, both of them looking at me now. I fidget with my feet. Maggie lets out a long sigh. "We should get going on the tour." |
She leads me out, Ignacio shouts from his room," What do I call you again my adorable new meido!?!?!" |
I answer,"It's Selphie sir." As the double doors close the last thing I hear him say excitedly is "Fifi, got it." Maggie walks over to her desk and picks up a file, then hands it to me. |
"For now, room and board will be the most sustainable," she honestly admits," This is a file of the current residents here. I've already contacted Critter to get you a room ready as well." She begins to walk, the click of her heels echoing. I follow behind, placing the file on the notebook and looking it over as we wal... |
"There's quite a few residents here ma'am," I comment, looking over one of the portraits that looked like a pale bald man with well chiseled features. "Do I check in on their daily activities or help them out with scheduling around the mansion? Or is it more meeting their needs when the time arises? Also how can I bes... |
"When one of the residents found this mansion, Ignacio decided it would be a great base of operation for our business, and we had a few colleagues that joined us along the way. Most of them are adventurers who help bring income in for a safe, secure location to relax. My job is treasury and bookkeeping, which you'll be... |
The water splashed upwards, and now sitting on the side of the pool, glistening under patches of sunlight in the golden hour of the afternoon, was an anthropomorphic tiger. Gossamer droplets slid down his stark white and black striped fur, hinting at the pure muscle underneath the coat. His emerald green eyes were a po... |
........am I being pranked right now. Is EVERYONE in this mansion dripping in sexyness. I mean this one isn't even the same species. Right... furry. Yey. |
I stand there gawking for a moment before answering, blushing in the face once more. "I-Im Fifi, er, Selphie eheh n-nice to meet you!" All my brain has is a sarcastic smmooothh. |
"Septimos," He responds without batting an eye. He gave a friendly grin, showing a slight amount of his pointed teeth. He shakes a moment and begins looking around, " Oh uh sorry, one moment," he apologized, grabbing a nearby towel and continuing to dry off. Maggie taps her finger on one arm patiently, waiting patientl... |
"Miss Selphie will be assisting with day to day affairs, one of those is ensuring our pool is maintained for your daily exercises," she explains. Septimos pulls the towel from over his head, leaving his fur poofed out in a cute formation. "Guess we will be seeing each other quite a lot then," he comments, a look of min... |
"Y-yeah, I’ll make sure to clean up all your messes," I say with nervous confidence. The unintentional innuendo in voice might have come through, but in the moment it sounded correct. My brain goes on repeat of don’t be a pervert don’t be a simp don't be a pervert don’t be a simp don’t be a pervert don’t be simp. |
I switch over from the file to my notebook and scribble a few things down, noting the maintenance of the pool. I also reflexively start making a couple of ....erotic doodles based on the predator before snapping the notebook shut. Both of them look at me oddly as I do so, feeling the heat rise in other regions,"eheh, c... |
He blinks before looking back to maggie. "Alright, well see you around Maggie, nice to meet you Fifi," Septimos remarks, jogging off back to the mansion. His long striped tail swoops side to side gracefully. I stare at him, everything going silent. |
"You alright?" Maggie says, the amusement in her voice breaking the quiet atmosphere. |
I turned scarlet in an instant, feeling the heat radiate from my cheeks. I express," Yeah uh huh my apologies-I am uh still getting used to the um weather- yeah the weather. ANYWHO OOOO I saw in the file that there was mention of official training grounds, may we go see that next? It’s getting slightly dark out and I f... |
Maggie just says,"Alright then, this way." We continue our journey around the mansion. I had a plan to help prevent any accidents on my end. |
Judging by the light it's about dinnertime, meaning these "residents’ should be inside, leaving me time to relax from my attitude and to calm down my horny ass. It’s Perfect!!!! |
As we round the corner, there is a flash of something huge that causes me to flinch on the spot. My heart stops bracing for an impact. I blink just for a brief moment, before opening my eyes in aw. Maggie's hand was outstretched, a Lilac-pink aura emanating from her hand to a boulder about the side of my chest that lev... |
Maggie drops the spell, letting gravity take over on the rock. It hits the ground with a hardy thud. My plans went out the window when I saw the "demigods’ that matched the voices. In front of me were very large men, ripped head to toe in muscle town and sweat. Scottish abs, giant’s ass and elephant-folk biceps complet... |
"Oi, what's with the wee gremlin ya got there? Is she here to start gettin’ her in shape? I’ll have the lassie yeeting log’s by sunday!," The huge scottish champion spoke up first. It took a moment to realize it wasn’t a giant red bear, but in fact a Man from the hair that covered his chest and forearms. The giant thro... |
"Ehhhhh if she’s with Maggie it's probably something more work like." He adds. His frame had to push close to 9 feet tall, and built like a brick wall. His face also matched the pale one in the file that read "Ozgrum "Fangdagger" Gorgoth." |
The elephant mentions,"Is either way great pleasure to meet such a lovely lady," as he offers a hand out to me. I don’t say anything as I stretch my arm out and give him a handshake, stuck in my own secluded mind, the synapses are firing off left and right. |
Aaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbsssss. How do you even get a v-line like that? I mean big men go yum yum. Maaaggggiee maybe I wanted to be crushed by that boulder and say "thank you’ to these men. Wait wait, i should answer i should say something...no no no no no no perving or simping. |
One more I slink behind my new protector at this point, trying and failing to hide all the arousal that has been building through the interaction. I finally responded quietly, "Nice to meet you all, um please don’t break me this quickly, I’m Maggie's new assistant and very very squishy." |
Maggie moves to the side, passively exposing me again before speaking, "Gentlemen miss Kenna here will be tending to your training yard, ensuring the equipment is kept in stock and any damaged items replaced....once we find something you can't destroy. Selphie, this is Oleg, Ozgrum and Fergus, they are some of the adve... |
"But how do we know when we have better equipment if we don’t break it?" Ozzy, the goliath asks innocently. |
Maggie shows some mercy, placing her hands on one of my shoulders, "Well hopefully our new member can find something more suitable for men of your stature then." |
Oleg moves closer again with a very comforting smile that is obscured by his trunk," Anything this little lady can do to help would be lovely." I stiffen, finally breaking in my own head a floodgate of innuendo and perverseness.. |
You three could destroy me any day, I won't break under pressure, I’m suitable for a lot of things so I can help in more ways than one. Fuck fuck fuck fu-. |
Maggie, unphased by everything turns me by my shoulder and starts lightly leading me away from the pillars of sexiness. She observes plainly," We will need to work on your composure miss Selphie, can't have you breaking down at every person you meet you know." We enter back into the mansion. I am now able to at least w... |
"I’m sorry, see humans tend to be um, how do i put this, need time to get used to new surroundings i guess," I lie, the flushing coming down once more," The tour has been lovely so far." Maggie raises an eyebrow, then brushing off the confusion," There's only a few more rooms of importance, please try your best to stay... |
"Yes Ma’am, lead the way," I answer back, taking my place back behind her as we head back into what I now understand is the main hub that is the lounge. Of course, after all of the places the lounge was now occupied. Septimos, now dried off and in full garb, leaned back in one of the larger chairs, one of his deep emer... |
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