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   In the chair opposite of septimos was another resident. If I didn't look at the file before I would have assumed he and Ignacio were brothers. His hair was long, tied back into a simple ponytail. There was a serious and aware look on his face hidden behind half rimmed glasses. The suit looks highly maintained and mo...
With all of them watching I felt the hair on the back of my neck stand up a bit, intimidated. I grip onto the notebook and file hard and then let go. Happily I say with a soft, light hearted wave, "Hello Septimos and Ignacio...and nice to meet you Mr..." I glance at the file and then back, "Maxim right? Pleasure to be ...
Maxim blinked, appearing to be unimpressed by my theatrics. He closed his book and got up, picking up a glass of wine.  
"I'll be in the library," He mentioned sternly, exiting through a set of doors towards the back of the lounge. It was understandable, not every person likes new things. Septimos and Ignacio follow suit, leaving and chatting about the reaction of their friend. Maggie sighs but just before she talks, a different female v...
I change direction to the new person. Her skin was a purple gray and she had pointed ears. Her head was also half shaven, letting all the silver white hair cascade to one side of her face. She continued, "They can get a liiiiiiiittttlle too serious at times, especially when it involves plowing the newest pussy to come ...
"S-Selphie," I stutter, not used to someone so straight to the point. "Nice to meet you." 
"Listen, since you’re like a six I'll keep it simple," she lets go and begins to look over her nails as she speaks," Septimos is new so no idea how good of the fuck he is, Iggys not half bad, for a mutt of flame. All the muscle heads will make sure your brains are scrambled, except Oleg, he actually knows what aftercar...
"You must have misunderstood eheheh, I'm just here to help out eheh," My blush returns in full force after Farawin's little speech.
She chuckles then condescends, " oh of course you are! aweeee look Maggie, the newbies blushing. This human is fresh-."
"Enough," Maggie interrupts, gripping the bridge of her nose with her fingers, " don't you have anything better to do than to scare the human off, she's barely been here a half a day." 
"Yeah yeah yeah, I just wanted to "answer’ her questions is all Maggie, isn't that right?," Farwin pulls me into a bit of a side hug. I shake my head in confusion. She chuckles again and lets me go, swaggering off. "I'll see you later~~~" 
"Uhuh," I express, watching her walk off. 
Why is she the most threatening in the house? 
"You have to excuse her," Maggie vents, leading me to the double doors, "Farwin is unapologetically herself." 
There was no question about that. I let out a half breath before telling her, "No worries ma'am, can't really run from the job now right?" 
"That's a good attitude to have," Maggie affirms, opening the double doors. The library had an entirely different feel to the rest of the mansion. Deep forest greens and earth tones made up most of the decor where there were two story bookcases that lined the walls. It had to hold several thousand books in this one roo...
"I see, do you have any special handling requirements when it comes to the books?" I ask enthusiastically, realizing the possibility of learning magic too. She answers,"It's a case by case basis, but I would say handle them with caution whenever you can." 
A green light emits from one of the shelves nearby, lifting a book and bringing it back to Maxim's hands. He argues,"I'm responsible enough to put my own books away, I don't need her wasting time here." It's clear in his tone that something was bothering him and that something was me. Maggie defends,"She isn't going to...
He snaps back,"Ignacio mentioned her to be a...meido." 
"She will be more than that, and I kindly ask you to show the human some respect," she adds, giving her glasses a slight push upwards.  
"Hmph, fine, I will allow her into my study and library as needed to...assist" He remarks with a scowl. We pass him and enter into the study. Maggie exhausts,"Hes....possessive when it comes to this section of the mansion." 
"So it seems," I comment straight. The study was fully furnished in dark Azure paint and black walnut furniture. A massive desk covered in an organized mess of books, papers, inks and components was center stage. In the front was a rug with concentric rings and what I could only describe and golden runes embellished th...
"Huh what um, what sort of projects does he work on?," I ask, curious about the type of magic that happened. The room felt different. It had a....well it was like a humidity but no water or moisture. 
"You'll have to ask the half-demon in time," Maggie responds before continuing,"the public spaces also include the kitchen and the one hall you came through with Critter was the domiciles, which should have that room just about prepared. Do you need anything else?"
Before I can answer a low grumble comes from my stomach. I give a nervous laugh,"eheh, I may need to stop by the kitchen but um, thank you for the tour." 
"Of course. The layout is pretty easy once you're used to it,"Maggie opens the door back into the library. 
The rest of the tour goes well, learning about the indoor gym, kitchen, supply rooms, food stores and other little alcoves. While In the kitchen I grabbed a snack of fruits, munching away for the last third of it. I noticed a lack of light switches and outlets once I wasn't being bombarded with new people. In fact, the...
"This will be your room, we can provide basic necessary items for the night, and you'll be able to go out tomorrow to grab the rest of your things." 
I enter the room and look back at her,"Thank you, um did you need me to sign any paperwork or-"
Maggie interrupts, more for clarification,"We will do that tomorrow morning, I have to take the time tonight to get everything in order and...do research on earth, the portal you came through is recent and while it's open currently I may need Maxim to add some seals so we don't have wandering intruders. Take some time ...
I close the door behind me and slump down, using it as a backrest. My head hits back on the door a few times as I gather my thoughts. 
Alright so let's recap. You were going for a walk and stopped by the gas station. You found a flier for a job, and got curious. And now....now we're in a mansion of humanoids and a minion that I don't know if I'm being held hostage, actually wanting this job, or just wanting to get away. For now it's probably best to p...
I set the notebook aside and reopen the file. The bios clarified a few things about everyone I met, such as what they brought to the mansion and daily schedules. Apparently the file had been touched by the streamline of magic here where his schedule fluctuated in blocks and shapes as it tried to predict what the week e...
I can see why Maggie needs help, to try and coordinate all this would be a nightmare. I turned the page, reading more it went over the duties I would have, which matched everything from earlier and then some. I sighed, moving my focus to my new room. 
It lacked personality, but that would be expected, to one wall there was a queen bed with nightstands, a dresser, and a place to hang items on the wall. To my left was a large antique chest, probably for linens. Across from me there was a window, outside clearly showing the stars in the night sky, and a sizable desk wi...
"Hey, staying at a friend's tonight, I may have found a job and a place to live. Love you."
Then I strip off my clothes and take a shower, decompressing and allowing myself to slowly settle in. I wasn't expecting any of this at all. I took my fate and basically broke that wheel all over a piece of paper, and a need to know. I lean against the shower wall breathing slowly, allowing a mask of true emotion to fa...
I carry my weight evenly over my body, with a little extra here and there. The roots of my go down to my shoulders from brown to teal, a side effect from the college years of dying it. I'd agree with Farwins earlier judgment that yeah I'm a six, but that isn't what matters to me. What matters is my feelings and underst...
At least I have a quiet private place to let loose and take care of my own urges. Speaking of, after today's activities I need a long loooooooonnnnggggg session. 
I move to flop on the bed, bouncing lightly on it. My naked body feels the plush satin slipping back and forth. It may have looked plain but its softness and texture feels amazing. Slipping underneath, I feel the heat come off of my breath. The sensation ramps up my arousal as my hand moves slowly over my neck to my br...
That is when the door to the hall is opened with the now familiar purple magic. Maggie walks in, carrying a set of fresh clothes. "I've brought some clothes for the mor-" she pauses, staring directly at me. One of her nostrils flares for just a moment before it clicks in her face. She says,"I see, one moment," as she p...
Couldn't keep it in your pants for 2 seconds could you. You're gonna lose this job and have to move back in. Way to ruin your life for yourself stupid girl. We-
My panic attack is soon interrupted as the door bursts open. The now understood to be drow stands silhouetted before slamming the door, locking it, and turning heel to face me. Farwin was in her night attire of a light bodice and night robe....packing a massive 15 inch strapon. I give a bit of a shocked squeal as I hid...
Farwin calls out,"Sup fresh meat," to which I pitifully respond. "I-i-i uh I can explain. See i-I was flicking the bean...no no jilling off.. no I uhh..." I shrink back into the headboard, feeling the weight and frustration about to explode. 
`"Oh,oh boy,"Farwin shifts, seeing the display in front of her. "This is far worse then what Maggie implied." 
As she walks over, the rubber tube flops side to side, barely holding onto its shape. She sits at the edge of the bed, working on the strapons mechanisms. "These guys really did get you worked up," the notes, like this whole thing wasn't weird enough already,"They're all just boys at the end of the day, so one way or t...
 "B-bothered?!?!? How can you be so casual about this!?!?! Plus there's a lot of problems!," I exclaimed, pulling the sheets over my head. 
"Huh humans must be prudish or something then, relax freshie," she hefts the now elephant trunk onto the bed. "You act like you've never done anything with anyone." 
Silence radiates through the room.
"Oh....ohhhhhhhhhh." 
I break, feeling the pent up emotion slip out through my words: 
"I-I've always taken care of myself so no I er haven't been with anyone...it isn't just boys that get me worked up either, I-I know that's not normal but I just find a lot of things attractive and then my brain gets going and-"
"Hey easy eaaasssyyy, alright I don't need to use the W.A.D on you tonight," she casually stops me. Farwin then let's the strapon drop to the floor. "You don't have to consent to anything, Maggie was trying to be nice by having me help with those urges is all." 
I slip my head out, letting out a light sniffle," Okay....okay. why did she send you then?" 
"Simple.." Farwin gazes at me. Her face is soft and comforting. She felt genuine in the moment."She knows I'd like to talk first beforehand. My first was a woman and personally I like girls more."
"Of course silly human, It took me a long time to try a boy out after my first. And yeah the fucking is fun, but there's a difference between that and well... this. Besides, Maggie doesn't want a pissing contest between the boys." The last line got a bit of a chuckle, to which I dropped the covers more. 
"I um, I never wanted to make it a big deal anyways. But um if you're looking for consent, I'm giving it." 
 A look of shock and awe goes across farwins face first, then a smirk,"well then Maggie was right to send me. Alright then freshie, I'll take care of you." 
I bite my lip before clarifying,"without the strapon right?". I didn't want to deal with the Alaskan bull worm that laid on the ground out of sight. 
"Psshh, I just like claiming I have the biggest dick in the house," Farwin answers with a wink, disrobing further,"otherwise all i need is whats on me". Her frame was slender, gentler curves than my own. I only now notice the slight purple glow to her eyes as she moves closer. The blankets I had in my hands drops, reve...
Her lips were soft upon mine, and this being the first time, they felt amazing. I close my eyes, taking in her kiss and leaning in to reciprocate. I even feel my mouth act on its own, dropping slightly to allow more access inside. Farwin was completely mounted on me, brushing off her hands across my cheek as her tongue...
I can feel the heat from my own breath exhale as I stare at her momentarily. Her violet eyes had a soft shade to them, and I could read from her face she was enjoying herself, both in arousal and having control over me. I clench my thighs as she runs one hand from my neck down to my erect nipple. She has a sly and lewd...
 She continues to kiss my neck, causing me to gasp every so often when she gently bites down. Her fingers find their first prize, a wetten labia and clitorus, where she softly plays with them. I feel myself inhaling more, letting out some more moans. Her hand expertly moves again, finding the proper entrance and workin...
Farwin flirtatiously jokes," heh your so worked up freshie, I wonder if all humans are as easy as you." In between moans I let out a half giggle. It all just felt so fucking good. I was hers and hers alone to test and mess with, and I wanted it that way. Her fingers delve further in, coming up and massaging my g-spot. ...
 Meanwhile Farwin just chuckles," I hope you were taking notes, because it's your turn." She moves herself over and spreads herself out, the soft glow of her eyes inviting me in. I nervously obey,"y-yes of course." After everything she did I wanted her to feel the same. 
I mount myself over Farwin momentarily, giving her a few heavy kisses and feeling her body. My one hand finds her breast and massages it, making sure to pay attention to her reactions under my touch. I had a different plan in mind to her choice of finger blasting. I worked the kisses down her body, going from her neck ...
She pets my head, encouraging me with her hums and moans. In a brief moment I do catch a lewd grin on her face. She massaged her own breasts sensually. Clearly, she was enjoying the attention. I start to go rougher. Feeling around further and further in with my tongue. I add pressure with the palm of my hand as I lick ...
  I turn everything up, the locking, the swirling of her clit in my fingers, and most importantly my gaze. I wanted to see what she looked like at her peak. I went hard at her g-spot, making sure no place was left uncovered. I continued to add pressure with my hand so that she felt it from both inside and out. 
I feel her back arch as her legs grip onto my head. Farwin squeeled,"Oh Fuck," in her climax, followed by moans and and hums. I felt her juices both wash into and on me, to which I lapped happily. She went tense for a few moments, then relaxed. 
"Not bad for a human, I got some tips to help you though," she jokes with a condescending tone. Farwin then beckoned me up beside her on the bed, to which I obliged. I commented "Thanks I guess? Mode so thank you for talking to me. I should stay at least a little more calm." 
As Farwin got up she lazily responded,"oh we will see how calm you can stay, if you ever need anything, even an itch scratched I'm just two doors down bestie." She smirked at her last line, then sauntered out of the room. Her...W.A.D laid on the ground still. My focus was on her wording as I got comfortable in bed.
When in all this did I become her bestie? 
I slept well that night. For my first time, I didn't regret one bit of it. It expended my energy to the point where I slept in later than my usual time. As I awoke, I could feel the joy and happiness of being laid settled in. In my mind I chanted I'm not a virgin I'm not a virgin like it was an achievement in a video g...
As I entered the lounge there was a giant red ball in the center of it. Some of the furniture was pushed to the side to compensate for its sheer size. As I approached to investigate, it burst open, making me jump a little in shock. Glitter and confetti drifted in the air. Streamers of various bright colors flung out in...
I stood there for a few minutes trying to wrap my head around the whole display. It was confusing.
It's an awful lot of fanfare for a job congrats right? Could I be about the virginity thing? Farwin might have told him, but it's so early that makes no sense, nah it had to be the job. It's still too much though...but he did put the effort into the display....it was meant as a kindness. 
Once the initial excitement calms down I give a few claps of approval. "Well done! Thank you for congratulating me on the job but um are you always this....extra?" 
"The job?" It asks innocently, pausing for a moment as if he needed to put puzzle pieces together,"Ohhh right right right new meido yes that too." He snaps his fingers as the mess disappears, leaving him in the garish outfit. He excitedly continues," Speaking of! As our newest employee and member you need to go through...
"Oh okay that shouldn't be an issue," I say, now more unsure than ever that the fanfare was for the job. "Did you need me to go off premise for it or is one of the residents a doctor?" 
"Oh it's sooo much easier, come mini Maggie," He says with great bravado, pulling me into a side embrace and dragging me into Maggie's office. She looks up as we come in, unimpressed. 
"What are you doing sir? I need her for paperwork." She inquires, staring daggers into Ignacio. 
He scoffs,"I've always loved your initiative Maggie, but we need an "examination" of her in my room to prepare her for her stay as the "assistant" we agreed on." 
Maggie sighs, placing the file of papers down and accusing,"Just don't break her before she can do any actual work." 
"Perish the thought," Ignacio cries, overexaggerating with a hand to his forehead," It won't even be that long." At this point I'm just listening to the conversation as Ignacio is pushing me towards his office.
Huh I wonder what that was all about. Maybe Ignacio is more sinister or something? Wait oh....ooohhhhhhhhh....oh boy 
I'm in danger, aren't I? And stuck in a robe too. 
"Hey uh Ignacio," I ask quietly while we enter the room," What was that all about?" 
"Hmmmm? Oh Maggie was just concerned is all!. Humans are fragile when it comes to holes." At the mention of holes I grip onto the robe more. He casually moved on,"Now then! we need to make sure you're prepared for any situation the job may throw at you!" As he speaks he does a twirl, changing from the hideous prints to...
He's not a doctor from what little I know....this definitely isn't going to be what I thought it was. Looks hot in the lab coat though, worth it. 
I raise an eyebrow, asking rhetorically now,"Riiigghhht, so do you need me to stand on a scale or do a height chart? Maybe blood pressure?" As I think I catch something shift underneath the lab coat. 
"Eh wha?" He ponders a moment, before answering proudly, "A proper gentleman like myself has no use for a woman's weight, No no, we're going over your body's base potential from head to toe. For example...your eyesight. " He takes off my glasses, taking just enough care to set them on a side table. Then he shoves a pie...
" ...no, definitely not." 
" Darn, I can't read it either, it's one of Maxims little cipher notes he doesn't want anyone reading," he explained, placing it by my glasses. He then begins to prod my face like he's trying to examine it. I allow it, while he's not a professional, I can't help but find his earnest try cute. 
He started taking verbal notes, "ahah yes yes two holes for the nose, one in each ear, one lovely mouth. Should be normal for a human. Have you experienced anything shoved up 
these holes? Besides the mouth of course." I see another shift, it's clear something is staying hidden till the time is right. 
I think over his question, then honestly answer," uuhhhhhh let's see, I think when I was seven I shoved a quarter up my nose. Oh and due to nosebleeds every so often I have to pack tissue up there as well. I also get ear infections every so often due to them being so small too, so the most is an ear wick or a cotton sw...
"So no tentacles? Not even a little bit? That's so tragic for a girl in her twenties?!?! So, so many things you've missed out on! Please, pleaaaassse tell me you have at least deep throated one tentacle monster in your life!?!?" He feigns fainting on the spot hearing my horrid situation. I give a small sigh of admittan...
"We don't have those kinds of monsters on earth. Though if it makes you feel better, it's a popular enough kink that people order silicon molds of all varieties and sizes. It's just not popular where you've set up base." 
"And that's what we're here to fix!At least. Maggie and I, From what Critter has shown me your Earth is far too hung up on rules and inhibitions, and not enough on passion! Like seriously so far it sounds like a wet blanket when things get hot and steamy, no offense," he reassures, as if I found anything he's said untr...
......don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. It's a trap it's gotta-