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I clear my throat nervously, not paying attention to my gut. I try to mumble out," ahh yes dad-" Before I am interrupted by a black tendril shooting into my mouth and working down my throat. It catches my uvula just enough to cause me to gag. Ignacio gives a snap, manifesting a tab of paper and a quill, writing somethi...
"Tsk tsk tsk, is that all? Earth is in trouble if you're the norm, what about the rest?" He comments, a little disappointed. My eyes follow the tendril down, finding its origin to be the labcoat as two more start to slink out. I try to wrestle the one in my mouth out, but it's slick and hard to grasp. Meanwhile my poor...
Ohhhkay, I shouldn't find this hot, but I do. Which sexual fantasies does this tick? Tentacles obviously but I'm sure there's more. What the hell is Ignacio to have tentacles??? Wait, no that's not important. Gotta-
As the two other appendages start wrapping up my legs I flinch and tense up. I can, for better or worse, feel myself getting off to the situation at hand. Ignacio looks up from his "notes" just as I wrestle the first one out. Through panting, I scold," A...little more *huff* warning. ... would be appreciated." 
"Nobody is ready to turn their head and cough are they?" He says back, punctuating it by literally dotting the paper,"How can I make this easier for you?" 
"Tell me.. what you're gonna do...before you do it..please," I ask pathetically. I feel my legs start to give way from underneath me, a little weak from the arousal. 
I'm such a fucking pervert for enjoying this. 
"Eh? Alright that's fair, good news is you're almost done! I just need to check under the robe, nothing exposed so don't worry, using the dark goddesses gifts here. All you need to do is relax for me okay?" 
I respond "Okay...I can do that," letting myself drop. The two larger tentacles had wrapped up to my mid thigh, massaging the muscles as they moved upward. They're strong enough to ease me back into a sitting position as the third waits. I open my mouth, now more aware and prepared as it works its way back into my thro...
He really is trying to make this as painless as possible isn't he.
I can feel the heat off my body as each tentacle enters its respective area. Even with my mouth stuffed, I let out a soft whimper that turns into a moan. He was right, no amount of toys or practice would have prepared me to get double penetrated by black tentacles. That combined with the weightlessness sent my body and...
All I can do is look up as I feel one last tendril find its way across my breasts, making a figure eight and squeezing. The very tip finds a nipple and tests it, circling and giving it stimulation. This was far different to what Farwin did the night before. The position I felt was more lewd, perverse, and downright dir...
Oh, oh no, no no...
The pain starts to set in. In the moment there was no way to notice how far I had possibly stretched or adjusted to compensate for the intrusiveness. In my naivety I might have pushed my body further than I realized. 
Ignacio leans over me as the tendrils fully recede. He asks,"Something the matter?" 
I didn't want to worry him, especially since I did enjoy myself so much. As I slowly work my way up to my feet, wobbling and involuntary twitch. "Naahhhhhh, I'm fine, I'm fiiiine, a little aspirin and a cold shower should get me back to 100 percent." I put on a confident face, which is thwarted by the occasional wince.
"Awwwee what a trooper!," Ignacio gushes, saluting me first and then giving me support. I give a half hearted chuckle to ease him. There was one other thing on my mind
Who is this dark goddess? And what did he mean by the tendrils being a gift?
Questions that would probably be answered in time. For now I had a harder mission coming. And that mission is...paperwork.
Maggie was not happy about the condition I was in. As I signed off on employment papers, waivers, and agreements to payment, she gave me a blue liquid. When I drank it, all the pain seemed to fade away in my body. It even got rid of the background headache I had from straining my eyes.  I could hear Maggie berating Ign...
I then went back to my room and got properly showered, dressed and prepared to grab my stuff.  I heard a knock on the doorframe of my room as I was prepping my wallet. I look up to see Ignacio leaning on the doorframe looking slightly defeated. He had changed once more to a decently modern outfit and orange tinted sung...
"Hey uh are you actually doing alright? I know I got a little excited around the end of it and wasn't paying attention." 
"Huh? Oh I'm doing just fine, whatever Maggie gave me did the trick.," I reassured, genuinely doing fine even after the morning physical. 
He lets out an exhale and brightens up immediately,"Okay great! Then our trip won't be all awkward!  I Can't wait to see the human world!" 
"Ohh you’re coming with me?" I ask. I knew it may have been a possibility. A den of creatures like the ones here wouldn't want to lose their newest member. Ignacio stands up straight as he points heroically at me. 
"Of Course!" He exclaims,"Your very first task as the number one meido is to take me on a tour of earth! Critter keeps telling me all the wonderful things and I wanna see it!." 
I respond passively,"I'll think it over."
I never expect things to go my way, at least never smoothly. I never expected to make it through high-school as salutatorian. I never expected to lose my first job to a firing. I never expected to graduate college with the abysmal grades I had. I never expected to be living with my grandmother while I flipped burgers a...
Her place was a short walk away from the entrypoint, around 10 minutes. We had passed a few landmarks, including my old high-school stomping ground and the park. Ignacio's absolute insistence on coming quickly changed to the awe and wonder of a child. Every so many steps it was a new question of curiosity or a comment ...
Grandma's was a picturesque white home with a dark blue roof and a garage. In the driveway was my old pickup, perfect for hauling back whatever I had stored here over the night. Her car was missing meaning was either at book club, knitting, church, or some combination of the three. I got a few steps up before calling I...
"What?" I asked, confused and slightly worried.
The look Ignacio had was elated with joy "You didn't TELL me you were an heiress?!?! I NEED one of these in my office!!". I stepped in while he played with the door, sliding it back and forth trying to understand the magic. I opened a secondary door with the steps to the basement. "You can talk to Maggie about it when ...
He gives a simple nod and follows behind me as we descend. The basement itself felt older than the rest of her house. Wood paneling covered the walls and a television stood across from a couch. Further back were some of my belongings and hooking right led to a bedroom and small bathroom. It all felt so homey to me, a t...
From the place Ignacio picked up the book there was a plethora of lewd drawings that I kept covered up.  I set one of the suitcases I pulled from the closet down and slyly moved my way in between him and the stack of evidence.
I deflect,"That is a college textbook on calculus. It's not magic, it's math, the first chapter gives a good idea how it works." Ignacio gave a shrug and turned, going back to reading the oversized paperweight. I exhaled then went back to stacking up the papers and moving them into a binder.
That was close. No need to expose the smut to- 
There was a thud behind me.
"Smutty stuff? Oh do go on~~," his voice calmly spoke over my shoulder. I tensed up, feeling a rush of blood to my cheeks. As fast as I could I shoved the papers into the nook and crannies then threw it into the suitcase. 
"Those aren't worth your time, just some silly little drawings eheheheh,"I change direction, turning on the TV with the nearby remote,"here watch this yeah?"
Ignacio was oddly blushing, the reddish tone smearing his face. He looked...embarrassed? But what did he have to be nervous about? He finally spoke up,"Er, a, yeah of course!" He sat down, focusing on the brightly colored screen. His eyes widened in awe and appeared to be glued to the screen. 
Oh right, no electricity which means no tv. Well so much for help. This should give me time though to figure it out packing. 
Ignacio plays with the remote, absolutely transfixed in a technicolor trance. I take my time getting my mound of hoodies and other clothes into the suitcase, not forgetting a special little red bag. A few moves up and to the truck outside proves easy since most of my items were simply collecting dust from college.  I'm...
He suddenly asks,"How long have we been here?" 
"Huh? Oh um," I checked a clock that had been on the wall,"about an hour and a half, I'm sorry for the wait." 
He waved his hands in a dismissal,"That's not it, It's more you did all that moving who could have put it in this,"he pulled out a bag around the size of a hat. He then stood up, and leaned the box into the bag which then sucked it in,"If anything
should be apologizing to you for needless work."
Slightly dumbfounded, I take a seat on the couch, leaning back into it. All that lifting...just to find out he had a Mary Poppins clutch. I let out a heavy exhale before saying,"don't worry about it." Ignacio didn't look convinced. 
I took a seat beside me removing his red glasses and revealing the intense shade of orange blazing in his eyes. Ignacio noted as he brought out a handkerchief to clean them,"To be honest I was hoping to have more of a conversation with you. Your world is amazing, I can't get over all the
smells, but it doesn't let me get to know
He pauses, giving a side glance, his hands running gently over his glasses. I look down, not wanting to meet his stare in anxiousness. 
"The truck is loaded up so we have some time, but what exactly would you want to know? I mean wouldn't even know where to start" I responded feebly. Ignacio seized the moment, placing his glasses back, then turning in to watch me more. 
He asked,"Well, let's start with your dreams, Maggie mentioned you dabbled in alchemy, you wouldn't happen to know how to make a love potion would you?". His words cooed and flirted at the term "love potion." My complexion began to turn scarlet once more. 
I fumbled over my words, nudging back ever so slightly, " iiiii uhhhh, I mean I studied Chemistry in college and such eheheh, but as for aphrodisiac, not really? Like nothing, that's "love potion" as you put it." 
Ignacio unphased turned more, now sitting up on one knee and leaning over me. His gaze pierced into my eyes to a point where I couldn't look away,"I think you could do it, you just gotta believe in yourself more."
He doesn't have to go full fucking daddy right now.
I can feel my breath getting heavier,"th-thanks? I mean that's kind of you eheheh. The um degree wasn't easy to get." 
I was essentially laying back now, my head on the armrests looking up at him. In my shrinking away I didn't realize my positioning at all. Ignacio brought a hand up to my cheek and brushed it. He chuckled with a smirk.
"Are all humans as pent up as you are?"
  "Well then...," I grin widened to a more playful look,"looks like I have a lot of work to do, starting wi-"
Thump thump thump
I went pale as he was interrupted by the footfalls of someone coming down the stairs. A newfound strength flowed through me, pushing Ignacio up and moving him swiftly to the closet. 
He protested,"what wro-"
"No time, just wait here,"I clapped back sternly, dropping the blinder just as his befuddled expression showed up. I turned just in time to see who it was. My mind repeating 
Please don't be grandma please don't be grandma please for the love of fuck don't be grandma. 
It luckily wasn't her. Instead it was my younger sister, Brynne. She turned the corner into the room, her apple frame balancing her height. She had her typical attitude of a cat, not easy to read and at a distance. 
She spoke "Oh it's just you, I thought I heard someone else. Why does it smell like sex in here?"
"How do you know what sex smells like? Also, aren't you supposed to be in college?!". My overreaction was probably making me look more guilty, but when in doubt ,deny everything.  
Brynne passively retorted,"college and I don't go back for another two weeks. Aren't you supposed to be at your new job?" She pulled out her phone and thumbed through, clearly not caring. 
"Technically I don't start for a couple of days, I was just grabbing my stuff."
"Gotcha, well mom will want to celebrate..."
"Oh I know the best place!" Ignacio's voice rang out from behind me.  Brynne looked up at me. 
"Would you believe me If I said that was your inside voice?" 
She was unimpressed,"No." 
I sighed, moving out of the way and pulling up the blind. Ignacio was in a thinking man's stance before changing gears, presenting a low, overly polite bow," Ignacio Callidus, pleasure to meet you." 
"Is Walmart Loki here part of that club you were in when you went to college? Is he cosplaying?" She asks plainly.
"Ohhhh you did clubbing? Also what's a walmart? And cosplay?" He inquires further. 
I explain in fashion, gripping my nose with my fingers,"No Brynne, this is my boss. The club you're thinking of is not the same, and
will see a Walmart soon." Ignacio gives a small excited "yey". 
"Huh...well I'll just let mom know to text you when she wants to do dinner.." She takes a pic of Ignacio with her phone, then appears to text someone. "I won't tell her about your little fling-" 
"It's not a fling-"
than a fling, it's a way of
Ignacio interrupts, pulling me into a side hug,"Your big sis will be my
new assistant, I just know it!" 
"Whatever, I gotta let the dogs out, good luck with whatever you're doing."  Brynne turns and heads back up the stairs. Listening further I can hear her pull out of the driveway. Ignacio let's go as I ease my tensions, releasing the stress that built up.
"Well I see now who got the looks in your family, you alright?", he comments, looking ever so slightly concerned. 
I think about it a moment I answer half heartedly,"Yeah, we uh should probably get going, you need your first car ride." 
The car ride was quiet. Rather than the flow of questions that occurred before entering the house, Ignacio was relaxed, he had moved the seat back far enough to put his feet up on the dashboard, smiling as he watched the rows of corn go by. On my end, I had driven this same route so many times I was able to let my mind...
I hope I didn't insult him by not doing a proper introduction.  Then again, He doesn't appear to be in a bad mood. What was he planning to do back there anyways. "Pent up." I shouldn't be after the past days with these strangers. Why did I trust them to do such things? Impulsively? Maybe my curiosity, or I was just bei...
Ignacio broke the potential tirade,
You're awfully quiet over there."
"Hm? Sorry I don't normally have folks in my car."
"Why are you saying sorry for that? I'm just taking in all this corn, there's so much!" He said jovially, sitting correctly in the seat now. 
"Well yeah...you're in the midwest."
"Ohhhh is that where we ended up? I thought Critter said something like ieeeooohaiiiiaidaaaho or something" 
"Iowa. You are trying to say "iowa’." 
"You owe a what?" Ignacio tilts his head.
"No no, we are in a place called Iowa, I.O.W.A" I explain.
Ignacio clicks his fingers and points at me," Got it, sounds fancy!" 
I chuckle a little, feeling the insults that were racking my brain. "Heh, I wish.... I think the store we're going to might challenge that. Speaking of....." 
Over the crest of the overpass, the rectangular building stood out like a sore thumb. Its deep blue siding with the name plastered on the front was a staple, since it was the only place to have everything you really needed. Ignacio leaned forward, eyes like a hawk as we made it to the parking lot. I turned the truck of...