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Bus Driver
Whoa! Easy, girl.
Bus Driver
[honk! honk!] Good girl.
Uzi
Do you ever wonder why we --
Thad
Hey!
Lizzy
Ugh.
Uzi
[grumbles] Ch-ch-ch-chh. Hmph.
Thad
[laughs] No kidding.
Lizzy
[laughs]
Khan
After the core collapse... I didn't notice the collars.
Khan
Only your mom being a catch.
Khan
[sighs] She was always all, "Build doors against the coming sky demons!"
Khan
"The singularity awakens." "Look at this cool 'S' I can draw."
Khan
[sighs] Turns out, I'm not who either of you needed.
Khan
Just... be safe, okay?
Unnamed Teacher
Uh, teacher, what is this field trip?
Thad
Yeah, Uzi's idea. Ask her.
Rebecca
[scoffs] Who?
Uzi
I've sat next to you for years.
Uzi
Bite me. I asked to go alone. He's mad at your test scores.
Unnamed Teacher
No year-end bonus, no learning.
Lizzy
So, we're just unsupervised?
N
What the --
N
Welcome, campers! Let's sound off!
N
One, two...
N
That's everyone!
N
[stage-whispers] Minus one.
N
[normal voice] We've got so many distracting activities planned, so no sneaking off to investigate stuff. To the bunks!
Thad
Sounds good, N.
N
Anything for my bestie.
Thad
Uh, y-yeah. They're, like, my friends, too. So, it's cool.
Emily
You can be our friend, little guy.
Rebecca
Poor thing's defective.
Unnamed Drone (Pilot)
[growls]
Emily
[yelps]
Tessa
Hmph. Nah, just full of love.
Tessa
This one's a pilot.
Cyn
Oh. [giggles] Wow, a pilot.
Uzi
[gasps]
Uzi
[screams]
Uzi
[screams]
Uzi
[giggles]
Lizzy
So, my friend wants to know if you killed her family... and are single?
N
Make way for the canoe train!
V
Sabotage, minions! Plan X!
Thad
[yelps]
Lizzy
[groans]
Thad & Lizzy
[both yelp]
Unnamed Camper 1
[screams] I can't swim!
N
Hup!
Unnamed Camper 1
Oh... [giggles] Thank you.
N
Close one.
Uzi
[sniffling]
Uzi
[whimpering]
Uzi
[panting]
Uzi
Tick-tock.
Uzi
[gasps]
Uzi
[giggles]
V
H-Hey, stupid idiot. Uh, weren't you just --
Uzi
You said this camp would help us catch that red-eyed Doll freak. How about more "explorey," less "watch-from-window creepy."
V
Working on it. Just so glad you guys fit right in. Super cool.
Uzi
Better to stay distant, though. Don't ya think? Since I'll have to kill you next?
Uzi
N's made friends with rocks, by the way. He'll move on just fine.
Uzi
[sighs]
V
Sorry, buddy. Got you good.
V
Hmm?
V
"Elevator"? Where's that? What are you?
N
Ah, sorry. Did I... cheat?
V
[scoffs] You didn't even kill everyone here. Check this out.
Uzi
Psst, hey.
N
Uzi, get on out here! This troupe's a team! Wait, no! Inclusive reflexes!
Uzi
Uh... [laughs] [hisses through teeth] Hey, everyone.
Uzi
[panting]
Uzi
Um, i-ignore all of this. Uh...
Uzi
[breathing heavily]
Uzi
[smooches] I was just... going...
Uzi
I live in the woods now! [panting]
Thad
Who was that?
N
V, we can't hurt Uzi.
V
We do our jobs, and that THING leaves us alone.
N
I don't know what you're talking about because you won't tell me!
V
Huh?
N
What are you so afraid of?
V
I'm not afraid.
N
I am! Uzi is! She's a kid! Like us, V.
N
What is wrong with you?!
N
[sighs] Look after the campers.
V
Hot. Not hot? You're too good for him.
Lizzy
Do whatever you want.
Rebecca
We need to sneak this far just to make out?
Darren
It's about mood, Darren.
Rebecca
Nice.
Darren
I get it now.
Uzi
Uh... Um...
Uzi
Eee!
Unnamed Camper 2
Huh?
Uzi
[giggling]
N
[gasps]
N
[panting]
N
[gulping]
N
[retches]