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J
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Hmm. No way, buddy. Questioning the company? You just finally gave me the excuse I needed.
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J
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Worker Drones are corrupted, N. That's why the company sent us. I hate to see you corrupted as well.
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N
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[stuttering, glitched speech] Thanks, J. Always looking out for me. You're awesome.
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J
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[scoffs]
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N
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[glitched speech continues] Ah, biscuits. I'm sorry.
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Uzi
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I ruined your card game, then made you have an awkward moment with your dad.
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N
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And I made you rebel like an angsty teen, which got you killed. Though, you also tried to kill me, so morality calls this a draw.
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N
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[grunts]
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N
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[groans]
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Uzi
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For the record, that was the lamest heel-face turn in history.
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Uzi
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[coughs]
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N
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Being rebellious is a lot harder than it looks. Thanks for showing me the ropes.
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Uzi
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Nuh-uh, no bonding thing. You just killed a bunch of people, idiot.
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N
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That's super fair.
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N
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[sighs] I screwed up.
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Uzi
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[clicks tongue] Uuuuugh.
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Uzi
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In the same way you're about to fix it.
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N
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[laughs] I love doing anything.
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V
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[menacing laughter]
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Khan
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So, they found our evacuation spot. But if we build a quick door-
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Uzi
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[grunting]
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Uzi
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[spits] Are you kidding me? You're the WDF, right? Defend! For real?
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Thad
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Hey!
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Thad
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Huh?
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Uzi
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Put that conventionally attractive male down.
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N
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Oof! Oh, uh, J? You're sometimes kind of mean to me, and I wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism.
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Thad
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Nice.
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Uzi
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Heh.
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J
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[growls]
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J
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Noted, traitor. We'll circle back after I rightsize your existence.
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Uzi
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Okay, which one do you want?
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N
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J, please.
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Uzi
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Too bad. Good luck.
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V
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[screams]
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V
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[laughs]
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V
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[growls]
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J
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[growls] Damn the well-made, quality-assured durability of JC Jensen products! Huh?
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J
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[screams]
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N
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[giggles] Ah! My mind's in a weird place! Don't read into this!
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V
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Ugh!
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V
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[growls]
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V
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[cackling]
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N
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Yah!
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N
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[laughs]
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V
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[laughing]
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V
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[laughs]
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V
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Uzi! I'm so, so sorry. Have fun repressing this!
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V
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Mleh...
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Uzi
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Eww! What the hell?
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J
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[groans]
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J
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[chuckles] You've got a lot of guts for a barely sentient toaster. I've had prey fight back before, but your edgy spirit is just so...
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J
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Painful?
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J
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[screams] Gah! Fourth quarter profits! Mother of company leadership retreats!
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Uzi
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One more buzzword, and I'll do it.
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J
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Equity partnersh--
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Uzi
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[sighs]
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Thad
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Holy hell, Uzi. That was insane! And you, too, uh...
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N
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Huh? Oh, uh, N. I'm an angsty, rebellious Disassembly Drone now.
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Khan
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[clears throat]
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Uzi
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I brought the Murder Drones here accidentally. You chose to leave me for dead instead of just frickin' believing in me! And that's not even an edgy teen hyperbole like when I said it last week!
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Uzi
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[sniffles]
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Uzi
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[sighs] I'll save you the trouble, Dad. I banish myself!
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Uzi
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Let's go, N. Everyone here can bite me.
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N
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Uzi.
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Uzi
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Shut it.
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N
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I'd join you if the sun didn't kill me. Hope you're having important character growth or something, though!
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Uzi
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Just can't wait to murder all humans. Classic robot stuff. I hope they're sitting pretty there on Earth. 'Cause we're coming for them.
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Uzi
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[cackling]
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James
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We've got to curb her trips to the dump.
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James
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And where is she getting the hair to play dress-up with them? Creepy.
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Unnamed Drone 1
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Oh! I-I'm so sorry --
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Unnamed Drone 2
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It's okay. I-I wasn't looking.
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Unnamed Drone 2
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[gasps]
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Tessa
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[wails]
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Cyn
|
[scoffs] Move it, moro-- [sickly sweet] Hiiii, Tessa! Oh, no. Another one?
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Uzi
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[muffled] N, I found something in here!
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N
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That's weird and concerning.
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Uzi
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Bite me. This is probably you weirdos' fault.
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N
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I've never seen that symbol before. Wanna do an autopsy to find out?
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Uzi
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What'd you find?
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N
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Did you know that was a pilot hat?
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Uzi
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I was the pilot?! That's aweso-- I-I crashed and ruined everything. Spaceship pilot. Origin story.
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N
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[hisses] Speaking of piloting to Earth, are we sure "murder all humans" is, uh... [hisses through teeth] ..."morality"?
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Uzi
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The humans sent you without a communication relay and reformatted your memories to soup. Covering their tracks means they're past negotiating. Not like they tried negotiating with my mom.
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N
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Or, you missed the negotiations. The humans programmed us to solve a problem. Where's proof of your backstory? The one where your kind's so conveniently innocent.
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N
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[giggles]
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Uzi
|
J was getting orders from someone. If not the company through that relay, then, uh, who? And how?
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N
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[grumbles] Quit complicating my murder plan.
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Khan
|
Yeah, just fix 'er up, 'cause -- whoops. Pretty big security risk, in hindsight. Eh, you got this, uh... "LadderBot 5000"?
|
Tim
|
[groans] Please just leave the light-- [sighs]
|
Tim
|
Guh!
|
Tim
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Eee!
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Tim
|
[hollers]
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Tim
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[screams]
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Unnamed Teacher
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Mr. Doorman.
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Unnamed Teacher
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Your daughter has been, uh... absent.
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Khan
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Yes. On that "kill all humans" kick -- like when I was younger. Grounded herself, and all that.
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Unnamed Teacher
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Speaking on her behavior --
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Khan
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Of course, of course. Precocious; popular; supernatural understanding of doors. Takes after her old man.
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Unnamed Teacher
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Uzi, please sit normal.
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