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J | Hmm. No way, buddy. Questioning the company? You just finally gave me the excuse I needed. |
J | Worker Drones are corrupted, N. That's why the company sent us. I hate to see you corrupted as well. |
N | [stuttering, glitched speech] Thanks, J. Always looking out for me. You're awesome. |
J | [scoffs] |
N | [glitched speech continues] Ah, biscuits. I'm sorry. |
Uzi | I ruined your card game, then made you have an awkward moment with your dad. |
N | And I made you rebel like an angsty teen, which got you killed. Though, you also tried to kill me, so morality calls this a draw. |
N | [grunts] |
N | [groans] |
Uzi | For the record, that was the lamest heel-face turn in history. |
Uzi | [coughs] |
N | Being rebellious is a lot harder than it looks. Thanks for showing me the ropes. |
Uzi | Nuh-uh, no bonding thing. You just killed a bunch of people, idiot. |
N | That's super fair. |
N | [sighs] I screwed up. |
Uzi | [clicks tongue] Uuuuugh. |
Uzi | In the same way you're about to fix it. |
N | [laughs] I love doing anything. |
V | [menacing laughter] |
Khan | So, they found our evacuation spot. But if we build a quick door- |
Uzi | [grunting] |
Uzi | [spits] Are you kidding me? You're the WDF, right? Defend! For real? |
Thad | Hey! |
Thad | Huh? |
Uzi | Put that conventionally attractive male down. |
N | Oof! Oh, uh, J? You're sometimes kind of mean to me, and I wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism. |
Thad | Nice. |
Uzi | Heh. |
J | [growls] |
J | Noted, traitor. We'll circle back after I rightsize your existence. |
Uzi | Okay, which one do you want? |
N | J, please. |
Uzi | Too bad. Good luck. |
V | [screams] |
V | [laughs] |
V | [growls] |
J | [growls] Damn the well-made, quality-assured durability of JC Jensen products! Huh? |
J | [screams] |
N | [giggles] Ah! My mind's in a weird place! Don't read into this! |
V | Ugh! |
V | [growls] |
V | [cackling] |
N | Yah! |
N | [laughs] |
V | [laughing] |
V | [laughs] |
V | Uzi! I'm so, so sorry. Have fun repressing this! |
V | Mleh... |
Uzi | Eww! What the hell? |
J | [groans] |
J | [chuckles] You've got a lot of guts for a barely sentient toaster. I've had prey fight back before, but your edgy spirit is just so... |
J | Painful? |
J | [screams] Gah! Fourth quarter profits! Mother of company leadership retreats! |
Uzi | One more buzzword, and I'll do it. |
J | Equity partnersh-- |
Uzi | [sighs] |
Thad | Holy hell, Uzi. That was insane! And you, too, uh... |
N | Huh? Oh, uh, N. I'm an angsty, rebellious Disassembly Drone now. |
Khan | [clears throat] |
Uzi | I brought the Murder Drones here accidentally. You chose to leave me for dead instead of just frickin' believing in me! And that's not even an edgy teen hyperbole like when I said it last week! |
Uzi | [sniffles] |
Uzi | [sighs] I'll save you the trouble, Dad. I banish myself! |
Uzi | Let's go, N. Everyone here can bite me. |
N | Nice to meet you, Mr. Uzi. |
Uzi | Shut it. |
N | I'd join you if the sun didn't kill me. Hope you're having important character growth or something, though! |
Uzi | Just can't wait to murder all humans. Classic robot stuff. I hope they're sitting pretty there on Earth. 'Cause we're coming for them. |
Uzi | [cackling] |
James | We've got to curb her trips to the dump. |
James | And where is she getting the hair to play dress-up with them? Creepy. |
Unnamed Drone 1 | Oh! I-I'm so sorry -- |
Unnamed Drone 2 | It's okay. I-I wasn't looking. |
Unnamed Drone 2 | [gasps] |
Tessa | [wails] |
Cyn | [scoffs] Move it, moro-- [sickly sweet] Hiiii, Tessa! Oh, no. Another one? |
Uzi | [muffled] N, I found something in here! |
N | That's weird and concerning. |
Uzi | Bite me. This is probably you weirdos' fault. |
N | I've never seen that symbol before. Wanna do an autopsy to find out? |
Uzi | What'd you find? |
N | Did you know that was a pilot hat? |
Uzi | I was the pilot?! That's aweso-- I-I crashed and ruined everything. Spaceship pilot. Origin story. |
N | [hisses] Speaking of piloting to Earth, are we sure "murder all humans" is, uh... [hisses through teeth] ..."morality"? |
Uzi | The humans sent you without a communication relay and reformatted your memories to soup. Covering their tracks means they're past negotiating. Not like they tried negotiating with my mom. |
N | Or, you missed the negotiations. The humans programmed us to solve a problem. Where's proof of your backstory? The one where your kind's so conveniently innocent. |
N | [giggles] |
Uzi | J was getting orders from someone. If not the company through that relay, then, uh, who? And how? |
N | [grumbles] Quit complicating my murder plan. |
Khan | Yeah, just fix 'er up, 'cause -- whoops. Pretty big security risk, in hindsight. Eh, you got this, uh... "LadderBot 5000"? |
Tim | [groans] Please just leave the light-- [sighs] |
Tim | Guh! |
Tim | Eee! |
Tim | [hollers] |
Tim | [screams] |
Unnamed Teacher | Mr. Doorman. |
Unnamed Teacher | Your daughter has been, uh... absent. |
Khan | Yes. On that "kill all humans" kick -- like when I was younger. Grounded herself, and all that. |
Unnamed Teacher | Speaking on her behavior -- |
Khan | Of course, of course. Precocious; popular; supernatural understanding of doors. Takes after her old man. |
Unnamed Teacher | Uzi, please sit normal. |
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