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Uzi | Bite me. |
Unnamed Teacher | Uzi. [groans] Give Braiden back his sentience. |
Uzi | Bite me -- [sighs] Her. I started it. And also, I'm dumb. |
Unnamed Teacher | Uzi, you have to partner up. |
Uzi | Several people wanted to, for the record. |
Rebecca | No, we didn't. You freak us out. |
Uzi | But mostly, bite me. |
Unnamed Teacher | Yeah, she has trouble fitting in. We think there might be something damaged with her programming. Ho-- How is she at home? |
Khan | Uh, s-sorry? I mean, she's a little "herself," but "damaged"? I-I-I m-maybe haven't spent much time, uh -- |
Unnamed Teacher | Mm. Mm-hmm. |
WDF Guard | Mr. Doorman, sir? T-There's been an... ...Incident. |
Uzi | Ugh, I'm sweaty! Who programmed that?! |
Thad | You good, Uzi? |
Uzi | I'm good. Better than good. I am God! |
Uzi | [laughs nervously] |
N | Hi -- Hi, Thad. Uh, thank you. |
Thad | [chuckles] Of course, Zi. |
Thad | N-and-M's. You saved my life. I-I don't think the colony is even serious about all this banishment stuff. Uh, more just confused -- especially with -- |
Uzi | The fact I'm too rogue to re-enter society now? I can never return. |
Thad | The recent disappearances? A-And your murder-friend's corpse? When I went to grab your gun, it kind of looked like it... crawled away? |
N | We can return a little? |
WDF Drone | Yo, LadderBot 5000? We looked everywhere for you. |
Solver Tim | [glitched scream] [distorted, slowed speech] Hello, Tim. |
Solver Tim | Care to join me? |
WDF Drone | Join you standing eerily still over there in suspiciously low resolution? |
Solver Tim | Yeeeess? |
WDF Drone | A'ight. [hollers] [gasps] [screams] [screaming frantically] |
Solver Tim | [distorted speech] Flawless character acting, me. |
Solver Tim | Improv game for more practice? |
Solver Tim | [chuckles] We are a monster. |
WDF Guard | Welcome back, Thad. Eh -- Uh, wait. Isn't she grounded, or something? |
Uzi | Ugh, banished! Has my dad been saying I'm grounded? |
WDF Guard | Genocide robot? |
WDF Guard | Ohhh, all right. Just don't do it again. |
WDF Guard | Get in here, ya goobs. |
Thad | Yeah, where's Khan? 'Cause this looks, uh.. [cringes] ...non-ideal. |
Unnamed Drone 3 | Parent-teacher conference? Something about his daughter being more important than building a door in this hallway. Ugh. Kind of cringe. |
N | Eww, yea-- [gags] Oh, give me a minute. Ah, yeah. Okay. Almost threw up. |
Uzi | You good? |
N | I'm good. Stop asking. |
Uzi | Any forensic... things... over there? Do we have fingerprints? |
Khan | I mean, you don't think it's my... parenting, do you? |
Khan | I left her for dead ONCE. It sounds like she's bored in your class, and the other kids suck. Call her damaged again, and I will install a door on your face! |
Unnamed Teacher | Where are your folks? |
Doll | [speaking Russian] |
Lizzy | That was the joke, idiot. |
Lizzy | That girl is... gorgeous, right? I'm gonna let her in. |
Thad | You guys... ...do that often? |
Uzi | Ha-ha, no. I'm very concerned, but, also... pretty frightened, a little bit. |
Thad | Hey, Zi! What's this thing? |
N | Hey, isn't that your special eye? |
Uzi | Don't call it that. |
Uzi | 'Absolute Solver'? 'Reboot'? Does this have something to do with how you grew your head back? |
N | [giggles nervously] I actively avoid unpacking how that works. |
Uzi | New material can't be pulled from thin air. If the wound is severe enough, this "Solver" might be some sort of auto-run program to collect more matte-- |
N | I want a frickin' ninja star! |
Uzi | [wails] |
Uzi | You good? |
N | Ugh, stop asking! Chainsaw-hand time? |
Uzi | Yeah, cool-cool-cool. |
Solver Thad | [distorted audio] Yes, and, hello! [audio clarifies] It's me, Ted! Um, can I get a location? I heard "dentist's office"! I'm Thad at the dentist's office. Come over here for your... teeth. |
N | Predictably terrible work, J. Why do you look so -- |
Uzi | Great! You look great, J. |
Solver Thad | No, no. Wait, guys. It's really me! [audio glitching] [voice distorting] Is that a freakin' ninja star? |
N | Kya! |
N | Whoa! Ugh! |
Thad | [exhales sharply] Lifesavers again! Thanks. SUPER invited to my shindig next weekend. Cool kids only. |
N | [gasps] Eee! |
Uzi | Aaaah! |
Solver | [female automated voice] We're busy then, anyway. So, whatever. So lame. |
N | What's with the voice, J? |
Solver | Oh, J's not here. We are trying to repair that host as per our directive. |
Uzi | So you are a program? |
Solver | More like, you are our cute puppets. It hurts our feelings you don't remember us. |
Uzi | N? What's with the mom hologram? |
Solver | Easier to assimilate than explain. |
Uzi | Not happening. |
Solver | Fair, but poor choice. Now we will have to do something shocking. |
N | Whoa -- Hey! |
Solver | Goodbye, Dad. |
N | Aagh! |
Uzi | W-What? |
Solver | Wait, what? |
Thad | Uzi, shoot! Or give it to me! |
Solver | Close one. Snarl. |
Thad | Uzi, you good? |
Uzi | No. |
Solver | [chuckles] Pranked, idiot. You big stupid. |
Solver | Lucky for you, it's snack time. Time to go into my mouth now. |
Solver | Ow. And please, don't. And, also, I was using those. |
Uzi | [groans] |
Uzi | [breathing shakily] W-What was -- Which parts of that were real? |
Solver | Sneaky, sneaky. Sneaking away. Get snuck-up on. Ow. Ow. [glitched audio] Ow. Ow-o-ow-o-ow. |
N | [gasps] What... are you things? |
N | Uzi? |
N | What are you doing h-- [grunts] |
Uzi | [whimpers] |
Lizzy | Gorgeous, right? I'm gonna let her in. |
Lizzy | Ah! Jesus. Sorry, industrial-strength-ghost, or whatever. Settle. |
Lizzy | [clicks tongue] I hate your personality normally, but this is somehow worse. What am I being punished for? |
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