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baby son pooped all over the bed my baby boy took off his pamper in the night and got poop everywhere! Oh no. Disgusting! | yeah, tell me about it.. i had to hose down the whole room, baby and all. | That's a funny image. |
I feel ashamed for eating an entire pack of cookies | I just ate a whole packet of cookies | What kind of cookies? |
I feel ashamed for eating an entire pack of cookies I just ate a whole packet of cookies | What kind of cookies? | They are called "Belgian Chocolate Thins" |
I feel ashamed for eating an entire pack of cookies I just ate a whole packet of cookies What kind of cookies? | They are called "Belgian Chocolate Thins" | Were they as delicious as they sound? |
I feel ashamed for eating an entire pack of cookies I just ate a whole packet of cookies What kind of cookies? They are called "Belgian Chocolate Thins" | Were they as delicious as they sound? | Absolutely. |
I feel ashamed for eating an entire pack of cookies I just ate a whole packet of cookies What kind of cookies? They are called "Belgian Chocolate Thins" Were they as delicious as they sound? | Absolutely. | Were they chocolate covered cookies or chocolate flavored? |
I feel ashamed for eating an entire pack of cookies I just ate a whole packet of cookies What kind of cookies? They are called "Belgian Chocolate Thins" Were they as delicious as they sound? Absolutely. | Were they chocolate covered cookies or chocolate flavored? | Chocolate covered. ith salted caramel bits. |
I feel ashamed for eating an entire pack of cookies I just ate a whole packet of cookies What kind of cookies? They are called "Belgian Chocolate Thins" Were they as delicious as they sound? Absolutely. Were they chocolate covered cookies or chocolate flavored? | Chocolate covered. ith salted caramel bits. | Man I'm starting to get a little hungry. |
I am ashamed that I ate a whole pack of cookies | I just ate a whole pack of cookies | Wow. Were you hungry or just feeling like a treat? |
I am ashamed that I ate a whole pack of cookies I just ate a whole pack of cookies | Wow. Were you hungry or just feeling like a treat? | both I think |
I am ashamed that I ate a whole pack of cookies I just ate a whole pack of cookies Wow. Were you hungry or just feeling like a treat? | both I think | They must have been delicious cookies! |
I am ashamed that I ate a whole pack of cookies I just ate a whole pack of cookies Wow. Were you hungry or just feeling like a treat? both I think | They must have been delicious cookies! | They were. |
I aws impressed to learn that my mother won a competition. It was for fruit and veg adn she won 17 categories. | My mother won a competition | thats really cool!what did she compete in? |
I aws impressed to learn that my mother won a competition. It was for fruit and veg adn she won 17 categories. My mother won a competition | thats really cool!what did she compete in? | It was a horticulture competition. Fruit and veg. She won 17 categories |
I aws impressed to learn that my mother won a competition. It was for fruit and veg adn she won 17 categories. My mother won a competition thats really cool!what did she compete in? | It was a horticulture competition. Fruit and veg. She won 17 categories | wow! 17 catagories!! thatis a lot! |
I aws impressed to learn that my mother won a competition. It was for fruit and veg adn she won 17 categories. My mother won a competition thats really cool!what did she compete in? It was a horticulture competition. Fruit and veg. She won 17 categories | wow! 17 catagories!! thatis a lot! | Yeah - she's very pleased. Also came second in two and third in two |
taking kid to first day of school | im looking foward to my kids first day of school | When is it? |
taking kid to first day of school im looking foward to my kids first day of school | When is it? | tomorrow. he starts pre k |
taking kid to first day of school im looking foward to my kids first day of school When is it? | tomorrow. he starts pre k | How old is he then - 3? |
I am quite mad at how things are going at work | I am quite mad at how things are going at work | Oh my, that doesn't sound good. Whats happening? |
I am quite mad at how things are going at work I am quite mad at how things are going at work | Oh my, that doesn't sound good. Whats happening? | My boss is giving preferential treatment to certain groups of people :( |
I am quite mad at how things are going at work I am quite mad at how things are going at work Oh my_comma_ that doesn't sound good. Whats happening? | My boss is giving preferential treatment to certain groups of people :( | You should not tolerate that discrimination. I think you should complain to HR. |
I looked after my baby cousin last week. | My Aunt asked me to look after my baby cousin last week. I think I did well. | Well done, it must have been quite an experience |
I looked after my baby cousin last week. My Aunt asked me to look after my baby cousin last week. I think I did well. | Well done, it must have been quite an experience | It was. My aunt said I am a good carer because the baby didnt cry once! |
I looked after my baby cousin last week. My Aunt asked me to look after my baby cousin last week. I think I did well. Well done_comma_ it must have been quite an experience | It was. My aunt said I am a good carer because the baby didnt cry once! | Maybe the baby is feeling you :) and knows that you two are related |
I was proud of a pizza I made yesterday | I made a great pizza last night | Hm delicious. Do you feel proud of yourself?! |
I was proud of a pizza I made yesterday I made a great pizza last night | Hm delicious. Do you feel proud of yourself?! | Absolutely! I'm a legend! |
I was proud of a pizza I made yesterday I made a great pizza last night Hm delicious. Do you feel proud of yourself?! | Absolutely! I'm a legend! | Good work. Make some for me too! |
I was proud of a pizza I made yesterday I made a great pizza last night Hm delicious. Do you feel proud of yourself?! Absolutely! I'm a legend! | Good work. Make some for me too! | Let me know the next time you are in town and I will do. Prepare to be dazzled. |
The waiter spilled coffee on my $1000 suit. | The silly waiter spilled coffee on my $1000 suit when I was on my date. | Oh my gosh! Really? That's terrible. |
The waiter spilled coffee on my $1000 suit. The silly waiter spilled coffee on my $1000 suit when I was on my date. | Oh my gosh! Really? That's terrible. | I know right? I was so angry at him, I complained to the manager. |
The waiter spilled coffee on my $1000 suit. The silly waiter spilled coffee on my $1000 suit when I was on my date. Oh my gosh! Really? That's terrible. | I know right? I was so angry at him, I complained to the manager. | What did the manager say? |
I was proud of a pizza I made yesterday | I made a great pizza last night | how did it come out? |
I was proud of a pizza I made yesterday I made a great pizza last night | how did it come out? | Amazing! |
I was proud of a pizza I made yesterday I made a great pizza last night how did it come out? | Amazing! | what did you put on it? |
I was proud of a pizza I made yesterday I made a great pizza last night how did it come out? Amazing! | what did you put on it? | Just cheese and tomato. 3 different cheeses. |
i thought someone was breaking i | i heard sounds outside my window last night. thought it was a robber | Scary. Did you investigate? |
i thought someone was breaking i i heard sounds outside my window last night. thought it was a robber | Scary. Did you investigate? | yes..it was a cat on he window scratching at a bug |
i thought someone was breaking i i heard sounds outside my window last night. thought it was a robber Scary. Did you investigate? | yes..it was a cat on he window scratching at a bug | Phew! That's a relief! |
I am anxious as I just put my washign away and I have an odd sock left over. | I just emptied the washing machine and was left with one odd sock. I know there was an even number when I put them in. | Hm that sounds suspicious. Where do you think it went? |
I am anxious as I just put my washign away and I have an odd sock left over. I just emptied the washing machine and was left with one odd sock. I know there was an even number when I put them in. | Hm that sounds suspicious. Where do you think it went? | Who knows? I've double checked the drum of the machine. Weird. |
I am anxious as I just put my washign away and I have an odd sock left over. I just emptied the washing machine and was left with one odd sock. I know there was an even number when I put them in. Hm that sounds suspicious. Where do you think it went? | Who knows? I've double checked the drum of the machine. Weird. | Do you feel afraid that there might be a ghost in the house? |
I am anxious as I just put my washign away and I have an odd sock left over. I just emptied the washing machine and was left with one odd sock. I know there was an even number when I put them in. Hm that sounds suspicious. Where do you think it went? Who knows? I've double checked the drum of the machine. Weird. | Do you feel afraid that there might be a ghost in the house? | Not really. I am more afraid that my washing machine is somehow hiding things. |
I got a nice haircut and shaved my beard. | I finally got a nice haircut and shaved my shaggy beard! | Nice! Well done. What is the occasion? |
I got a nice haircut and shaved my beard. I finally got a nice haircut and shaved my shaggy beard! | Nice! Well done. What is the occasion? | I have a date with pretty girl. I feel really confident that we'll have a fun time! |
I got a nice haircut and shaved my beard. I finally got a nice haircut and shaved my shaggy beard! Nice! Well done. What is the occasion? | I have a date with pretty girl. I feel really confident that we'll have a fun time! | Does she know you are going to be better groomed though? Maybe she liked that shagginess! |
I am jealous as my boss earns lots more money than me. He seems to be less qualified and do less work. | My boss earns way more money than me for less work. | That must be so annoying. You should ask for a pay raise. |
I am jealous as my boss earns lots more money than me. He seems to be less qualified and do less work. My boss earns way more money than me for less work. | That must be so annoying. You should ask for a pay raise. | I might. My company doesn't really do them though. |
I am jealous as my boss earns lots more money than me. He seems to be less qualified and do less work. My boss earns way more money than me for less work. That must be so annoying. You should ask for a pay raise. | I might. My company doesn't really do them though. | I see, time to switch companies! |
I am jealous as my boss earns lots more money than me. He seems to be less qualified and do less work. My boss earns way more money than me for less work. That must be so annoying. You should ask for a pay raise. I might. My company doesn't really do them though. | I see, time to switch companies! | Maybe |
I had to walk through a shady part of town. | So yesterday I had to walk through a very shady part of town to get home! | Oh no. Were you alright? |
I had to walk through a shady part of town. So yesterday I had to walk through a very shady part of town to get home! | Oh no. Were you alright? | Yes, but i was really afraid I was going to get mugged! |
I had to walk through a shady part of town. So yesterday I had to walk through a very shady part of town to get home! Oh no. Were you alright? | Yes, but i was really afraid I was going to get mugged! | I know. Maybe get a cab next time! |
I am jealous of my boss who gets paid much more than me. And he does less work. | My boss gets paid loads more than me | I guess thats because he's in a higher position of seniority? |
I am jealous of my boss who gets paid much more than me. And he does less work. My boss gets paid loads more than me | I guess thats because he's in a higher position of seniority? | Yes, but he is less qualified and does less work |
I am jealous of my boss who gets paid much more than me. And he does less work. My boss gets paid loads more than me I guess thats because he's in a higher position of seniority? | Yes, but he is less qualified and does less work | That is aggravating. You should tell him that you need to get a higher pay for your work! |
I let my Tesla stay on autopilot the entire trip. | So I let my Tesla drive on autopilot for the entire trip! | Amazing. Was there any scares? |
I let my Tesla stay on autopilot the entire trip. So I let my Tesla drive on autopilot for the entire trip! | Amazing. Was there any scares? | No I had complete faith in it to drive properly! |
I let my Tesla stay on autopilot the entire trip. So I let my Tesla drive on autopilot for the entire trip! Amazing. Was there any scares? | No I had complete faith in it to drive properly! | That's cool. You live in teh future now. |
The happiest gift I have ever received is a woman that is standing by my side no matter how things go | The happiest gift I have ever received is a woman that is standing by my side no matter how things go | That's a nice thought. Your wife I take it? |
The happiest gift I have ever received is a woman that is standing by my side no matter how things go The happiest gift I have ever received is a woman that is standing by my side no matter how things go | That's a nice thought. Your wife I take it? | Yes, she is a super woman and I am grateful to have such devotion from another person |
The happiest gift I have ever received is a woman that is standing by my side no matter how things go The happiest gift I have ever received is a woman that is standing by my side no matter how things go That's a nice thought. Your wife I take it? | Yes, she is a super woman and I am grateful to have such devotion from another person | I wish I could fidn someone like that |
I was surprised to received a parcel from my Aunt today | I got a parcel today | that's great, what's in the package? |
I was surprised to received a parcel from my Aunt today I got a parcel today | that's great, what's in the package? | Candy and chocolate. |
I was surprised to received a parcel from my Aunt today I got a parcel today that's great_comma_ what's in the package? | Candy and chocolate. | Oh, I guess you got a new boyfie. Chocolates are most often used to show love |
I was surprised to received a parcel from my Aunt today I got a parcel today that's great_comma_ what's in the package? Candy and chocolate. | Oh, I guess you got a new boyfie. Chocolates are most often used to show love | Actually they are from my aunt. |
i enjoyed taking care of my sisters pet bearded dragon | i enjoyed taking care of my sisters pet bearded dragon | They are really cool looking animals! |
i enjoyed taking care of my sisters pet bearded dragon i enjoyed taking care of my sisters pet bearded dragon | They are really cool looking animals! | yes they are very nice |
i enjoyed taking care of my sisters pet bearded dragon i enjoyed taking care of my sisters pet bearded dragon They are really cool looking animals! | yes they are very nice | Are they friendly or aloof? |
No one came to my marriage. | No one came to my marriage party last month. | Really? No-one? Why not? |
No one came to my marriage. No one came to my marriage party last month. | Really? No-one? Why not? | I don't know, Maybe they didn't like me. i felt really lonely that day. |
No one came to my marriage. No one came to my marriage party last month. Really? No-one? Why not? | I don't know, Maybe they didn't like me. i felt really lonely that day. | I understand that. Did you send out invites? |
I was embarrassed on my first date. | My fisrt date was very embarrassing | Oh sorry to hear that. How come? |
I was embarrassed on my first date. My fisrt date was very embarrassing | Oh sorry to hear that. How come? | I arrived late and was a sweaty mess. I also didn't know how to act - we saw a movie and I talked all the way through |
I was embarrassed on my first date. My fisrt date was very embarrassing Oh sorry to hear that. How come? | I arrived late and was a sweaty mess. I also didn't know how to act - we saw a movie and I talked all the way through | I am sure he/she understood you were just nervous. You should make it up to them. |
I was embarrassed on my first date. My fisrt date was very embarrassing Oh sorry to hear that. How come? I arrived late and was a sweaty mess. I also didn't know how to act - we saw a movie and I talked all the way through | I am sure he/she understood you were just nervous. You should make it up to them. | It was a long time ago now. |
i felt bad when i couldnt get my daughter the gift she wanted | i felt bad when i couldnt get my daughter the gift she wanted | i would have also. we always want to give our kids the best |
i felt bad when i couldnt get my daughter the gift she wanted i felt bad when i couldnt get my daughter the gift she wanted | i would have also. we always want to give our kids the best | yea but sometimes we cant! |
i felt bad when i couldnt get my daughter the gift she wanted i felt bad when i couldnt get my daughter the gift she wanted i would have also. we always want to give our kids the best | yea but sometimes we cant! | yes, unfortunately it happens |
cheating on my wife | i i feel lower than dirt after betraying my wifes trust | how did that happen |
cheating on my wife i i feel lower than dirt after betraying my wifes trust | how did that happen | i was being unfaithful |
cheating on my wife i i feel lower than dirt after betraying my wifes trust how did that happen | i was being unfaithful | ah well that would be a good reason then |
I am confident that I will find a job soon | I have a job interview this week | Nice, do you feel nervous about it? |
I am confident that I will find a job soon I have a job interview this week | Nice, do you feel nervous about it? | Not really. I thikn I'll do well. |
I am confident that I will find a job soon I have a job interview this week Nice_comma_ do you feel nervous about it? | Not really. I thikn I'll do well. | So you must have prepared well for it. I hope you get the job! |
My new Tesla drove on autopilot perfectly. | My new Tesla drove on autopilot effortlessly on the highway. | Amazing. Is that even legal though? |
My new Tesla drove on autopilot perfectly. My new Tesla drove on autopilot effortlessly on the highway. | Amazing. Is that even legal though? | I am not sure, I had my hands just above the wheel though. I was really impressed that it drove so well. |
My new Tesla drove on autopilot perfectly. My new Tesla drove on autopilot effortlessly on the highway. Amazing. Is that even legal though? | I am not sure, I had my hands just above the wheel though. I was really impressed that it drove so well. | That's cool. Were you scared? |
I went into that interviewing knowing i could answer any question they threw at me | I went into that interviewing knowing i could answer any question they threw at me | Yeah - do you think it went well then? |
I went into that interviewing knowing i could answer any question they threw at me I went into that interviewing knowing i could answer any question they threw at me | Yeah - do you think it went well then? | yea im sure i'll get the job |
I went into that interviewing knowing i could answer any question they threw at me I went into that interviewing knowing i could answer any question they threw at me Yeah - do you think it went well then? | yea im sure i'll get the job | Good. I hope you do. When will you find out? |
I was grateful when my friend paid me back moeny I owed him | My friend just paid me back money he owed me | oh thats a good friend |
I was grateful when my friend paid me back moeny I owed him My friend just paid me back money he owed me | oh thats a good friend | Yes. I'm very grateful |
I was grateful when my friend paid me back moeny I owed him My friend just paid me back money he owed me oh thats a good friend | Yes. I'm very grateful | thats cool |
I am jealous of my boss. He gets paid much more than me for less work | I can't believe how much more my boss gets paid than me | Why his pay was so big? |
I am jealous of my boss. He gets paid much more than me for less work I can't believe how much more my boss gets paid than me | Why his pay was so big? | I really don't know. |
I am jealous of my boss. He gets paid much more than me for less work I can't believe how much more my boss gets paid than me Why his pay was so big? | I really don't know. | Then clarify this with any senior |
I stole a candy and was called out on it. | I stole a candy from a shop and the shopkeeper saw me and called the police. | what happend after that? |
I stole a candy and was called out on it. I stole a candy from a shop and the shopkeeper saw me and called the police. | what happend after that? | I was put in jail and felt really ashamed when my parents found out. |
I stole a candy and was called out on it. I stole a candy from a shop and the shopkeeper saw me and called the police. what happend after that? | I was put in jail and felt really ashamed when my parents found out. | wow. for some candy? harsh |
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