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Why do people get so mad at each other for no reason? Why do people get so mad at each other for no reason?
Because nobody taught them how to live right.
I hope the government can give some free course about the benefit of staying calm and healthy
Why do people get so mad at each other for no reason? Why do people get so mad at each other for no reason? Because nobody taught them how to live right.
I hope the government can give some free course about the benefit of staying calm and healthy
Government? No way, it is interested in quite the opposite my friend.
giving my friend a key to my house
i have a friend is kinda homeless and dosnt want to impose. so i gave him a key to my house to float through as he needs.
That is really good of you. Hopefully he doesnt decide to stay at your house forever!
giving my friend a key to my house i have a friend is kinda homeless and dosnt want to impose. so i gave him a key to my house to float through as he needs.
That is really good of you. Hopefully he doesnt decide to stay at your house forever!
no he dosnt really stay. he dosnt want to impose. i live alone and told him hes more than welcome to stay. he dosnt want to be a burden.so i told him take the key come whenever you want
giving my friend a key to my house i have a friend is kinda homeless and dosnt want to impose. so i gave him a key to my house to float through as he needs. That is really good of you. Hopefully he doesnt decide to stay at your house forever!
no he dosnt really stay. he dosnt want to impose. i live alone and told him hes more than welcome to stay. he dosnt want to be a burden.so i told him take the key come whenever you want
Nice, I wish I had a friend like that!
I have no friends at my new job.
I have zero friends at my new job and I don't know what to do about it!
did you just start the job?
I have no friends at my new job. I have zero friends at my new job and I don't know what to do about it!
did you just start the job?
Yes, and i eat lunch alone every day for a week. I feel extremely lonely!
I have no friends at my new job. I have zero friends at my new job and I don't know what to do about it! did you just start the job?
Yes, and i eat lunch alone every day for a week. I feel extremely lonely!
i would also feel lonely
I thought I saw an intruder in my room last week.
I thought I saw an intruder in my room last week. I screamed!
man that would have scared me too, was it an actual intruder?
I thought I saw an intruder in my room last week. I thought I saw an intruder in my room last week. I screamed!
man that would have scared me too, was it an actual intruder?
No, it turned out it was just the shadow of a plastic bag hanging outside my window. I was so afraid for a moment!
I thought I saw an intruder in my room last week. I thought I saw an intruder in my room last week. I screamed! man that would have scared me too_comma_ was it an actual intruder?
No, it turned out it was just the shadow of a plastic bag hanging outside my window. I was so afraid for a moment!
that is too funny but I have done things like that before as well
i was pissed when i saw my dog ran away from home
i was pissed when i sa w my dog ran away from home
Did your younger brother let it out or something like that?
i was pissed when i saw my dog ran away from home i was pissed when i sa w my dog ran away from home
Did your younger brother let it out or something like that?
my son
i was pissed when i saw my dog ran away from home i was pissed when i sa w my dog ran away from home Did your younger brother let it out or something like that?
my son
Yes, this things happen, but as long as you find your dog after, it's alright.
Up extra early today, I couldn't sleep. I am starting a new job today.
I am up way too early this morning, I couldn't sleep at all.
Why?
Up extra early today, I couldn't sleep. I am starting a new job today. I am up way too early this morning_comma_ I couldn't sleep at all.
Why?
I am full of energy as I am starting a new job today.
Up extra early today, I couldn't sleep. I am starting a new job today. I am up way too early this morning_comma_ I couldn't sleep at all. Why?
I am full of energy as I am starting a new job today.
Cool
I am very thankful to be alive today
i had a crash
Ouch, I am sorry to hear that. I hope you are ok?
I am very thankful to be alive today i had a crash
Ouch, I am sorry to hear that. I hope you are ok?
Thanks
I am very thankful to be alive today i had a crash Ouch_comma_ I am sorry to hear that. I hope you are ok?
Thanks
What happened?
I haven't been able to find my phone charger in 2 days.... grrrrr!
I haven't been able to find my phone charger in 2 days.... grrrrr!
Well, I think you should get a new one
I haven't been able to find my phone charger in 2 days.... grrrrr! I haven't been able to find my phone charger in 2 days.... grrrrr!
Well, I think you should get a new one
Yes I am, I give up looking
I haven't been able to find my phone charger in 2 days.... grrrrr! I haven't been able to find my phone charger in 2 days.... grrrrr! Well_comma_ I think you should get a new one
Yes I am, I give up looking
You can ask your best friends if they have a spare before spending money on a new one though
I feel extremely happy about my wife's promotion
I feel extremely happy about my wife's promotion
that's great! it's good to be supportive of your partner
I feel extremely happy about my wife's promotion I feel extremely happy about my wife's promotion
that's great! it's good to be supportive of your partner
Yes I am she does better than her male counterparts
I feel extremely happy about my wife's promotion I feel extremely happy about my wife's promotion that's great! it's good to be supportive of your partner
Yes I am she does better than her male counterparts
she sounds like a great person
My daughter doesnt attend her classes
I found out my daughter doesn't even attend her college classes anymore.
oh wow, are you paying for her classes?
My daughter doesnt attend her classes I found out my daughter doesn't even attend her college classes anymore.
oh wow, are you paying for her classes?
Yes I am. And thats why I am so disappointed in her tardiness..
My daughter doesnt attend her classes I found out my daughter doesn't even attend her college classes anymore. oh wow_comma_ are you paying for her classes?
Yes I am. And thats why I am so disappointed in her tardiness..
I have 2 daughters myself and hope that they get scholarships
i was hoping to win the lottery last night
i was hoping to win the lottery last night
And did you?
i was hoping to win the lottery last night i was hoping to win the lottery last night
And did you?
nope :(
i was hoping to win the lottery last night i was hoping to win the lottery last night And did you?
nope :(
Sorry to hear that. Unfortunately lottery winning is a very small probability.
I had a box chocolate when my doctor told me not to.
I had a box chocolate when my doctor advised against it.
sometimes you need to go against the grain.
I had a box chocolate when my doctor told me not to. I had a box chocolate when my doctor advised against it.
sometimes you need to go against the grain.
I agree, but I feel guilty for tampering with my diet regimen. Especially since I have diabetes!
I had a box chocolate when my doctor told me not to. I had a box chocolate when my doctor advised against it. sometimes you need to go against the grain.
I agree, but I feel guilty for tampering with my diet regimen. Especially since I have diabetes!
ah yea .. well thats a good reason
My friend just bought a new Porsche. I am really envious of him.
My friend just bought a new Porsche.
Wow. I have always wanted one myself? What model?
My friend just bought a new Porsche. I am really envious of him. My friend just bought a new Porsche.
Wow. I have always wanted one myself? What model?
He got the Macan. I am so envious of him.
My friend just bought a new Porsche. I am really envious of him. My friend just bought a new Porsche. Wow. I have always wanted one myself? What model?
He got the Macan. I am so envious of him.
What color?
Woke up this morning to find my neighbor's dog tearing up my vegetable garden!
I ended up waking up to the sound of some weird rustling in my vegetable garden.
Oh goodness, what was it?
Woke up this morning to find my neighbor's dog tearing up my vegetable garden! I ended up waking up to the sound of some weird rustling in my vegetable garden.
Oh goodness, what was it?
come to find out it was my neighbors dog eating all of the plants and vegetables!
Woke up this morning to find my neighbor's dog tearing up my vegetable garden! I ended up waking up to the sound of some weird rustling in my vegetable garden. Oh goodness_comma_ what was it?
come to find out it was my neighbors dog eating all of the plants and vegetables!
Oh, that is so annoying.
hit on friend wife
i feel low and worthless, i hit on my friends wife
Well, just stop here, and all should be ok.
hit on friend wife i feel low and worthless_comma_ i hit on my friends wife
Well, just stop here, and all should be ok.
yes. it stopped there. but i still feel horrible
hit on friend wife i feel low and worthless_comma_ i hit on my friends wife Well_comma_ just stop here_comma_ and all should be ok.
yes. it stopped there. but i still feel horrible
Try to promise yourself you'll never do that, it should help.
I knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog!
i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog!
Oh no, what happened to your dog?
I knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog! i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog!
Oh no, what happened to your dog?
ran away
I knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog! i knew i shouldnt have trusted my brother with my dog! Oh no_comma_ what happened to your dog?
ran away
I'm so sorry to hear that, I hope you find it.
Someone bumped the back of my car while they were talking on their phone. That really made me angry.
Someone bumped the back of my car while they were talking on their phone.
wht did you do
Someone bumped the back of my car while they were talking on their phone. That really made me angry. Someone bumped the back of my car while they were talking on their phone.
wht did you do
I called the police. It really made me angry.
Someone bumped the back of my car while they were talking on their phone. That really made me angry. Someone bumped the back of my car while they were talking on their phone. wht did you do
I called the police. It really made me angry.
yea i can see that
I received my quaterly bonus at work... it came at the perfect time!
I received my quarterly bonus at work, it came at the perfect time!
did an unexpected expense come up?
I received my quaterly bonus at work... it came at the perfect time! I received my quarterly bonus at work_comma_ it came at the perfect time!
did an unexpected expense come up?
Yes, have to replace tires on car
I received my quaterly bonus at work... it came at the perfect time! I received my quarterly bonus at work_comma_ it came at the perfect time! did an unexpected expense come up?
Yes, have to replace tires on car
oh, that is unfortunatae
parent passed awy
my mother passed away 3 days ago
I am so deeply sorry! how are you holding up?
parent passed awy my mother passed away 3 days ago
I am so deeply sorry! how are you holding up?
i am not too good, but staying strong for the family
parent passed awy my mother passed away 3 days ago I am so deeply sorry! how are you holding up?
i am not too good, but staying strong for the family
Hang in there....and remember it's okay to express your feelings
I have been taking speech therapy classes.
I have been taking speech therapy classes to improve my stuttering problem!
That's great, good for you for taking charge of the situation
I have been taking speech therapy classes. I have been taking speech therapy classes to improve my stuttering problem!
That's great, good for you for taking charge of the situation
Thanks. I feel so much more confident now when speaking to people.
I have been taking speech therapy classes. I have been taking speech therapy classes to improve my stuttering problem! That's great_comma_ good for you for taking charge of the situation
Thanks. I feel so much more confident now when speaking to people.
I think it's so important to not let things like that bother us, I'm really pleased for you.
I pass my driving test and knew I would never have to take lessons again!
I passed my driving test, I never have to take another lesson again!
Good job! You must feel so proud of yourself!
I pass my driving test and knew I would never have to take lessons again! I passed my driving test_comma_ I never have to take another lesson again!
Good job! You must feel so proud of yourself!
I'm over the moon, can't wait to tell everyone!
I pass my driving test and knew I would never have to take lessons again! I passed my driving test_comma_ I never have to take another lesson again! Good job! You must feel so proud of yourself!
I'm over the moon, can't wait to tell everyone!
You should go out for dinner and celebrate!
I pass my driving test and knew I would never have to take lessons again! I passed my driving test_comma_ I never have to take another lesson again! Good job! You must feel so proud of yourself! I'm over the moon_comma_ can't wait to tell everyone!
You should go out for dinner and celebrate!
I think I will, it's important to celebrate achievements in life!
I can't complain about my girlfriend's weight, I buy all the groceries in the house
I can't complain about my girlfriend's weight, I buy all the groceries in the house
I agree, are you sure you're buying the right groceries?
I can't complain about my girlfriend's weight, I buy all the groceries in the house I can't complain about my girlfriend's weight_comma_ I buy all the groceries in the house
I agree, are you sure you're buying the right groceries?
I feel so guilty
I can't complain about my girlfriend's weight, I buy all the groceries in the house I can't complain about my girlfriend's weight_comma_ I buy all the groceries in the house I agree_comma_ are you sure you're buying the right groceries?
I feel so guilty
Why is that? May I ask.
I can't complain about my girlfriend's weight, I buy all the groceries in the house I can't complain about my girlfriend's weight_comma_ I buy all the groceries in the house I agree_comma_ are you sure you're buying the right groceries? I feel so guilty
Why is that? May I ask.
because I buy the groceries
I am finding it difficult to sell my old car.
I am finding it really difficult to sell my old, vintage car.
Why is that?
I am finding it difficult to sell my old car. I am finding it really difficult to sell my old_comma_ vintage car.
Why is that?
I think its because I am sentimentally attached to it! It belonged to my late grandfather.
I am finding it difficult to sell my old car. I am finding it really difficult to sell my old_comma_ vintage car. Why is that?
I think its because I am sentimentally attached to it! It belonged to my late grandfather.
I know how you feel, you don't have to sell it buddy
I can't wait for the delivery man to arrive. I ordered a huge 70" television.
I am up early and already waiting for the delivery man today!
Special package coming today?
I can't wait for the delivery man to arrive. I ordered a huge 70" television. I am up early and already waiting for the delivery man today!
Special package coming today?
Oh yes indeed! I ordered a 70" Ultra High Def television and its set to arrive today.
I can't wait for the delivery man to arrive. I ordered a huge 70" television. I am up early and already waiting for the delivery man today! Special package coming today?
Oh yes indeed! I ordered a 70" Ultra High Def television and its set to arrive today.
wow that's awesome! I am the same way. As soon as I hit "complete order", i am counting down the time
My husband had to go out of town for work, I already miss him!
My husband had to go out of town for work, I already miss him!
I bet. How long will he be gone?
My husband had to go out of town for work, I already miss him! My husband had to go out of town for work_comma_ I already miss him!
I bet. How long will he be gone?
4 days... I just don't like being home alone at night
My husband had to go out of town for work, I already miss him! My husband had to go out of town for work_comma_ I already miss him! I bet. How long will he be gone?
4 days... I just don't like being home alone at night
Maybe you could invite some of your friends over to ease your mind a bit.
i thought someone was breaking in
i moved into a new apartment yesterday. when i was asleep last night i thought someone was breaking in
Oh that sounds so scary!
i thought someone was breaking in i moved into a new apartment yesterday. when i was asleep last night i thought someone was breaking in
Oh that sounds so scary!
it was...i checked it out. turns out it was a stray cat. the toaccording to neighbors the old tenant used to feed it when it would scratch at the window
i thought someone was breaking in i moved into a new apartment yesterday. when i was asleep last night i thought someone was breaking in Oh that sounds so scary!
it was...i checked it out. turns out it was a stray cat. the toaccording to neighbors the old tenant used to feed it when it would scratch at the window
Oh thank goodness it wasn't serious.
My neighbor grabbed my dog that was running in the street. I am very thankful they did that.
My neighbor grabbed my dog that was running in the street.
im glad the pupper was returned
My neighbor grabbed my dog that was running in the street. I am very thankful they did that. My neighbor grabbed my dog that was running in the street.
im glad the pupper was returned
Yes, I am so thankful they did that.
My neighbor grabbed my dog that was running in the street. I am very thankful they did that. My neighbor grabbed my dog that was running in the street. im glad the pupper was returned
Yes, I am so thankful they did that.
i hate seeing dogs alone in the streets
I woke up to something quite terrible this morning. My vegetable garden has been ravaged through by some strange animal.
I woke up this morning only to find out that some wild animal had destroyed my garden!
oh no, did you catch them?
I woke up to something quite terrible this morning. My vegetable garden has been ravaged through by some strange animal. I woke up this morning only to find out that some wild animal had destroyed my garden!
oh no, did you catch them?
Unfortunately, no. I am sad in some ways but happy the wild creature had a full meal last night.
I woke up to something quite terrible this morning. My vegetable garden has been ravaged through by some strange animal. I woke up this morning only to find out that some wild animal had destroyed my garden! oh no_comma_ did you catch them?
Unfortunately, no. I am sad in some ways but happy the wild creature had a full meal last night.
that stinks
i cant wait for friday!!
i cant wait for friday!!
what is Friday?!?!
i cant wait for friday!! i cant wait for friday!!
what is Friday?!?!
gonna get chocolate wasted!
i cant wait for friday!! i cant wait for friday!! what is Friday?!?!
gonna get chocolate wasted!
Awww man! You are lucky! That sounds amazing!
There was a tornado watch in my area yesterday. I am glad I was ready for it.
There was a tornado watch in my area yesterday.
Did you go into your basement?
There was a tornado watch in my area yesterday. I am glad I was ready for it. There was a tornado watch in my area yesterday.
Did you go into your basement?
Yes, I am glad I was ready for it.
There was a tornado watch in my area yesterday. I am glad I was ready for it. There was a tornado watch in my area yesterday. Did you go into your basement?
Yes, I am glad I was ready for it.
Did your house get any damage?
I am sad ACDC will be touring this year.
I am sad ACDC will not be touring this year.
I'm sorry, is it because their guitarist died?
I am sad ACDC will be touring this year. I am sad ACDC will not be touring this year.
I'm sorry, is it because their guitarist died?
No, they will tour but not until they record a new album.
I am sad ACDC will be touring this year. I am sad ACDC will not be touring this year. I'm sorry_comma_ is it because their guitarist died?
No, they will tour but not until they record a new album.
At least they are making an album, that's cool.
How bad can it get, I paid so much for my son's education and he still failed
How bad can it get, I paid so much for my son's education and he still failed
I'm sorry to hear that... don't blame yourself
How bad can it get, I paid so much for my son's education and he still failed How bad can it get_comma_ I paid so much for my son's education and he still failed
I'm sorry to hear that... don't blame yourself
I am so embarrassed at my son's behaviour
How bad can it get, I paid so much for my son's education and he still failed How bad can it get_comma_ I paid so much for my son's education and he still failed I'm sorry to hear that... don't blame yourself
I am so embarrassed at my son's behaviour
Hopefully he opens his eyes soon and realizes what he is doing
I kept hearing odd sounds at night... I think there is a racoon in the attic!
I keet hearing odd sounds at night... I think there is a racoon in the attic!
I think it's time to call the animal protection unit
I kept hearing odd sounds at night... I think there is a racoon in the attic! I keet hearing odd sounds at night... I think there is a racoon in the attic!
I think it's time to call the animal protection unit
I will do that... they creep me out!
I kept hearing odd sounds at night... I think there is a racoon in the attic! I keet hearing odd sounds at night... I think there is a racoon in the attic! I think it's time to call the animal protection unit
I will do that... they creep me out!
I believe you will be fine