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moving to a new town not knowing anyone | i just moved to a new state i dont know anyone and have been pretty down | You must be feeling kinda lonely. Have you tried joining any meetup groups? |
moving to a new town not knowing anyone i just moved to a new state i dont know anyone and have been pretty down | You must be feeling kinda lonely. Have you tried joining any meetup groups? | i just started looking online to see what is in my area |
moving to a new town not knowing anyone i just moved to a new state i dont know anyone and have been pretty down You must be feeling kinda lonely. Have you tried joining any meetup groups? | i just started looking online to see what is in my area | Good idea. Check to see if there any groups on facebook of your interest. |
I was disgusted by a show last night. The guy ate a live squid | I was watching a TV show last night and the presenter ate a live squid! | oh wow that's kind of gross |
I was disgusted by a show last night. The guy ate a live squid I was watching a TV show last night and the presenter ate a live squid! | oh wow that's kind of gross | Yeah- the tentacles were still wriggling around in his mouth |
I was disgusted by a show last night. The guy ate a live squid I was watching a TV show last night and the presenter ate a live squid! oh wow that's kind of gross | Yeah- the tentacles were still wriggling around in his mouth | I don't know if I could even eat a squid if it was fully cooked |
I was disgusted by a show last night. The guy ate a live squid I was watching a TV show last night and the presenter ate a live squid! oh wow that's kind of gross Yeah- the tentacles were still wriggling around in his mouth | I don't know if I could even eat a squid if it was fully cooked | They are quite nice when cooked. But I definitely wouldn't eat a raw one. |
My new Porsche has all sorts of features! | My father got me a new Porsche. It has all sorts of features I couldnt even imagine! | thats a great father! |
My new Porsche has all sorts of features! My father got me a new Porsche. It has all sorts of features I couldnt even imagine! | thats a great father! | I agree. I was really impressed that he got it for me and not my brother! |
My new Porsche has all sorts of features! My father got me a new Porsche. It has all sorts of features I couldnt even imagine! thats a great father! | I agree. I was really impressed that he got it for me and not my brother! | you're the favorite |
i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door | i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door | Oh my, do you know where the dent came from? |
i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door | Oh my, do you know where the dent came from? | probably from some jerk who parked next to me |
i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door Oh my_comma_ do you know where the dent came from? | probably from some jerk who parked next to me | Sorry to hear that. I hate when people do that and not even leave a note owning up. |
Why don't I have a woman by my side at 46? | Why don't I have a woman by my side at 46? | I can't answer that! You seem lonely. |
Why don't I have a woman by my side at 46? Why don't I have a woman by my side at 46? | I can't answer that! You seem lonely. | Yes I am buddy. I hope the loneliness does not kill me |
Why don't I have a woman by my side at 46? Why don't I have a woman by my side at 46? I can't answer that! You seem lonely. | Yes I am buddy. I hope the loneliness does not kill me | I hope not. Try to have an enjoyable life regardless |
I was thankful for the job i was offered | I was thankful for the job i was offered | Yeah? - whats the job? |
I was thankful for the job i was offered I was thankful for the job i was offered | Yeah? - whats the job? | probation officer |
I was thankful for the job i was offered I was thankful for the job i was offered Yeah? - whats the job? | probation officer | Really? That's interesting. Have you done it before or is this a completely new type of career? |
I was watching a show last night. It was about a school shooting in texas. | I was watching a show about school shootings in Texas last night | i must have missed that one |
I was watching a show last night. It was about a school shooting in texas. I was watching a show about school shootings in Texas last night | i must have missed that one | It was on BBC Iplayer. It was quite upsetting. |
I was watching a show last night. It was about a school shooting in texas. I was watching a show about school shootings in Texas last night i must have missed that one | It was on BBC Iplayer. It was quite upsetting. | ah yea i can only imagine |
I felt bad when I saw a guy holding a jack knife | I went to have fun in a club | how did that go? did you have fun? |
I felt bad when I saw a guy holding a jack knife I went to have fun in a club | how did that go? did you have fun? | I was having fun. I saw a girl that I liked but her boyfriend was somewhere around the corner |
I felt bad when I saw a guy holding a jack knife I went to have fun in a club how did that go? did you have fun? | I was having fun. I saw a girl that I liked but her boyfriend was somewhere around the corner | did he start anything? |
I felt bad when I saw a guy holding a jack knife I went to have fun in a club how did that go? did you have fun? I was having fun. I saw a girl that I liked but her boyfriend was somewhere around the corner | did he start anything? | He wanted ti fight me but he was quickly stopped |
selling a family item | 5 | OK |
selling a family item 5 | OK | i had 5 rings that belonged to my deceased mother, and i had to sell them. i feel awful |
selling a family item 5 OK | i had 5 rings that belonged to my deceased mother, and i had to sell them. i feel awful | Why did you sell them? |
I heard noises in the night. | I woke last night with noises at the window. | Scary! Did you figure out what it was? |
I heard noises in the night. I woke last night with noises at the window. | Scary! Did you figure out what it was? | Yeah - not as scary as you'd think. It was only branches tapping in teh wind. |
I heard noises in the night. I woke last night with noises at the window. Scary! Did you figure out what it was? | Yeah - not as scary as you'd think. It was only branches tapping in teh wind. | Wow I'm glad it wasn't something scary lol |
Today is my last day working. I am going to miss my coworkers. | Today is my last day working. I am going to miss my coworkers | Do you have a new job? |
Today is my last day working. I am going to miss my coworkers. Today is my last day working. I am going to miss my coworkers | Do you have a new job? | No I am going to give this whole stay at home mom thing a shot |
Today is my last day working. I am going to miss my coworkers. Today is my last day working. I am going to miss my coworkers Do you have a new job? | No I am going to give this whole stay at home mom thing a shot | Wow. Big step. |
I farted in front of a lady in the train. | I accidentally farted in front of a pretty lady in the train yesterday. | Haha I've done that. She was probably holding in a fart, too. |
I farted in front of a lady in the train. I accidentally farted in front of a pretty lady in the train yesterday. | Haha I've done that. She was probably holding in a fart, too. | I suppose so. I just felt so embarrassed that I released a cloud of gas infront of her. |
I farted in front of a lady in the train. I accidentally farted in front of a pretty lady in the train yesterday. Haha I've done that. She was probably holding in a fart_comma_ too. | I suppose so. I just felt so embarrassed that I released a cloud of gas infront of her. | Everyone farts, man. It's ok. |
i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door the other day | i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door the other day | That's crap! Do you know what caused it? |
i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door the other day i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door the other day | That's crap! Do you know what caused it? | no the jerk didnt even leave a note! |
i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door the other day i was irked when i saw a dent in my car door the other day That's crap! Do you know what caused it? | no the jerk didnt even leave a note! | Scumbag. Will it be expensive to fix? |
My first date was terrible. It was very awkward. | My first date was terrible | what happened |
My first date was terrible. It was very awkward. My first date was terrible | what happened | I was running late and arrived a sweaty mess. It was a movie and I didn't know how to act so talked fast the whole way through. |
My first date was terrible. It was very awkward. My first date was terrible what happened | I was running late and arrived a sweaty mess. It was a movie and I didn't know how to act so talked fast the whole way through. | im sure it wasnt as bad as you imagined it in your head unless other people watching the movie told you to hush |
I found it difficult to throw away my old cutlery collection. | I am finding it difficult to throw away my old, antique cutlery collection. | Why is that? |
I found it difficult to throw away my old cutlery collection. I am finding it difficult to throw away my old_comma_ antique cutlery collection. | Why is that? | I guess I am just sentimentally attached to it |
I found it difficult to throw away my old cutlery collection. I am finding it difficult to throw away my old_comma_ antique cutlery collection. Why is that? | I guess I am just sentimentally attached to it | I know how you feel. You don't have to let go of them because the value you place on them can be carried forward for generations and that will make them priceless |
I am looking forward to a good match today. I have worked hard | I am looking forward to a good match today. I have worked hard | That is good, so you must have prepared well for it. |
I am looking forward to a good match today. I have worked hard I am looking forward to a good match today. I have worked hard | That is good, so you must have prepared well for it. | yes I have and I am anticipation to wait the trophy |
I am looking forward to a good match today. I have worked hard I am looking forward to a good match today. I have worked hard That is good_comma_ so you must have prepared well for it. | yes I have and I am anticipation to wait the trophy | I hope it goes well for you. Hard work tends to pay off! |
going to see my favorite band | i cant wait until tomorrow. i get to see my favorite band korn play | I didn't know they still toured. I saw Korn years ago. |
going to see my favorite band i cant wait until tomorrow. i get to see my favorite band korn play | I didn't know they still toured. I saw Korn years ago. | yes they are still out there. listening to them takes me back to the good high schoo days |
going to see my favorite band i cant wait until tomorrow. i get to see my favorite band korn play I didn't know they still toured. I saw Korn years ago. | yes they are still out there. listening to them takes me back to the good high schoo days | Me too |
The sun is shining and I have lots of chocolate | Today is going to be a great day | expecting something special? |
The sun is shining and I have lots of chocolate Today is going to be a great day | expecting something special? | No but the sun is shining |
The sun is shining and I have lots of chocolate Today is going to be a great day expecting something special? | No but the sun is shining | that is always a great day!!! |
i was upset when i saw my car door had a huge dent in it | i was upset when i saw my car door had a huge dent in it | I would have been too. How did it happen? |
i was upset when i saw my car door had a huge dent in it i was upset when i saw my car door had a huge dent in it | I would have been too. How did it happen? | someone that parked next to me swung their door into mine i guess |
i was upset when i saw my car door had a huge dent in it i was upset when i saw my car door had a huge dent in it I would have been too. How did it happen? | someone that parked next to me swung their door into mine i guess | That has happened to me before. So aggravating! |
My son dropped out of college | I found out my son dropped out of college last semester. | whattttttt....... why did he do that |
My son dropped out of college I found out my son dropped out of college last semester. | whattttttt....... why did he do that | I don't know, he got into drugs and partying. I am really disappointed in him. |
My son dropped out of college I found out my son dropped out of college last semester. whattttttt....... why did he do that | I don't know, he got into drugs and partying. I am really disappointed in him. | im sorry to hear that ... hopefully he gets help to deal with issues |
The level of attention to details in the new BMW sedans blows me away | The level of attention to details in the new BMW sedans blows me away | Really? In what way? |
The level of attention to details in the new BMW sedans blows me away The level of attention to details in the new BMW sedans blows me away | Really? In what way? | Interior designs and the comfort |
The level of attention to details in the new BMW sedans blows me away The level of attention to details in the new BMW sedans blows me away Really? In what way? | Interior designs and the comfort | Nice. I suppose you get what you pay for. |
I had a difficult job interview. I need a new job as I am unemployed. | I had a difficult job interview this week. | don't think about it, what is done is done, just anticipate that they will call you back, the universe have it's way of helping if we believe |
I had a difficult job interview. I need a new job as I am unemployed. I had a difficult job interview this week. | don't think about it, what is done is done, just anticipate that they will call you back, the universe have it's way of helping if we believe | Fingers crossed then. |
I had a difficult job interview. I need a new job as I am unemployed. I had a difficult job interview this week. don't think about it_comma_ what is done is done_comma_ just anticipate that they will call you back_comma_ the universe have it's way of helping if we believe | Fingers crossed then. | Yes that's the spirit :) |
My wife is such a caring woman | She has always been by my side in my trial times | It |
My wife is such a caring woman She has always been by my side in my trial times | It | She is so good |
My wife is such a caring woman She has always been by my side in my trial times It | She is so good | It is always nice to have someone by your side when you need it |
Despite leaving to work with enough time, the train was out of service and delayed for about 30 minutes | Despite leaving to work with enough time, the train was out of service and delayed for about 30 minutes | Really? why the delay? |
Despite leaving to work with enough time, the train was out of service and delayed for about 30 minutes Despite leaving to work with enough time_comma_ the train was out of service and delayed for about 30 minutes | Really? why the delay? | Never found out. I ended up very late to work but at least my boss understoof |
Despite leaving to work with enough time, the train was out of service and delayed for about 30 minutes Despite leaving to work with enough time_comma_ the train was out of service and delayed for about 30 minutes Really? why the delay? | Never found out. I ended up very late to work but at least my boss understoof | So sorry about that |
I thought I saw a ghost last night. | I thought I saw a ghost in my kitchen last night. I screamed! | I would have totally screamed! Were you alone? What did you do? |
I thought I saw a ghost last night. I thought I saw a ghost in my kitchen last night. I screamed! | I would have totally screamed! Were you alone? What did you do? | Yes I was. I turned on the light and it was the shadow of a tree. It really gave me a scare! |
I thought I saw a ghost last night. I thought I saw a ghost in my kitchen last night. I screamed! I would have totally screamed! Were you alone? What did you do? | Yes I was. I turned on the light and it was the shadow of a tree. It really gave me a scare! | I bet it did. I'm glad you were able to figure out what it was and hopefully you got some sleep afterwards. |
I awoke to a tapping a tthe window last night | Last night, I jumped awake with a start. There was a tapping at the window | Who was there? |
I awoke to a tapping a tthe window last night Last night_comma_ I jumped awake with a start. There was a tapping at the window | Who was there? | Nobody. Very spooky. |
I awoke to a tapping a tthe window last night Last night_comma_ I jumped awake with a start. There was a tapping at the window Who was there? | Nobody. Very spooky. | So you just went back to sleep/ |
My son got a scholarship for college. | I just found out my son got a fully funded scholarship for college. | Really? Congrats |
My son got a scholarship for college. I just found out my son got a fully funded scholarship for college. | Really? Congrats | Thanks. I am really proud of him that he managed to do that! |
My son got a scholarship for college. I just found out my son got a fully funded scholarship for college. Really? Congrats | Thanks. I am really proud of him that he managed to do that! | That's a good one |
My dad told some thing | He said if you want to remain a happy man at old age, marry just one wife | That sounds like a plan! Who said that, might I ask? |
My dad told some thing He said if you want to remain a happy man at old age_comma_ marry just one wife | That sounds like a plan! Who said that, might I ask? | My dad |
My dad told some thing He said if you want to remain a happy man at old age_comma_ marry just one wife That sounds like a plan! Who said that_comma_ might I ask? | My dad | Words of wisdom from him. Will you follow his advice? |
My dad told some thing He said if you want to remain a happy man at old age_comma_ marry just one wife That sounds like a plan! Who said that_comma_ might I ask? My dad | Words of wisdom from him. Will you follow his advice? | lol. Not easy |
I applied for a different position at work.... I'm eager to hear back | I applied for a different position at work.... I'm eager to hear back | Do you think you might get it? |
I applied for a different position at work.... I'm eager to hear back I applied for a different position at work.... I'm eager to hear back | Do you think you might get it? | I think so, I was encouraged to do so by my manager |
I applied for a different position at work.... I'm eager to hear back I applied for a different position at work.... I'm eager to hear back Do you think you might get it? | I think so, I was encouraged to do so by my manager | Than I think you have little to worry about. |
Last month, I had to give a presentation at a big research convention. I was really nervous! | I had to give a presentation at a big convention last month. I'm not used to presenting and I was really nervous! | How did it go than? |
Last month, I had to give a presentation at a big research convention. I was really nervous! I had to give a presentation at a big convention last month. I'm not used to presenting and I was really nervous! | How did it go than? | It turned out all right. But my stomach was in knots the whole time. |
Last month, I had to give a presentation at a big research convention. I was really nervous! I had to give a presentation at a big convention last month. I'm not used to presenting and I was really nervous! How did it go than? | It turned out all right. But my stomach was in knots the whole time. | Of course it was, but next time you'll handle it better. |
I'm supposed to be eating healthy but last night I ate way too many cookies | I'm supposed to be eating healthy but last night I ate way too many cookies | Ha! Do you feel guilty nor or what?! |
I'm supposed to be eating healthy but last night I ate way too many cookies I'm supposed to be eating healthy but last night I ate way too many cookies | Ha! Do you feel guilty nor or what?! | Totally! You know you're doing something wrong when youre sneaking into the kitchen haha |
I'm supposed to be eating healthy but last night I ate way too many cookies I'm supposed to be eating healthy but last night I ate way too many cookies Ha! Do you feel guilty nor or what?! | Totally! You know you're doing something wrong when youre sneaking into the kitchen haha | Exactly! but its okay to cheat a little every now and then! |
I dropped an expensive glass of wine at dinner with my parents. | I accidentally dropped an expensive glass of wine at dinner with my girlfriends parents. | Oh no! what happened after? |
I dropped an expensive glass of wine at dinner with my parents. I accidentally dropped an expensive glass of wine at dinner with my girlfriends parents. | Oh no! what happened after? | They got really angry and started scolding me for wasting their money. I am so embarrassed I can't even leave my room. |
I dropped an expensive glass of wine at dinner with my parents. I accidentally dropped an expensive glass of wine at dinner with my girlfriends parents. Oh no! what happened after? | They got really angry and started scolding me for wasting their money. I am so embarrassed I can't even leave my room. | Wow I'm sorry you went through that. Not your fault, it happens |
Why do people get so mad at each other for no reason? | Why do people get so mad at each other for no reason? | Because nobody taught them how to live right. |
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