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At your shameful lawn
5. Just you wait and see!
The both of you will feel the wrath that is me!
I will rake my shameful lawn with you
It is on, war has come due!
I will blaze up some bong hits and you don't want that
For when I am high, I bring it on at my mat
I will roll one up and take some tokes
But it will be you who coughs and chokes!
And as for Anne, no big thing to me
I can dispose of her quite easily
Her fake airline and imaginary troll
Can't hang with me when I'm on a roll!
Best watch yourself, you and her both
I tend to get raw at my shameful show
In your face comes the shame
I am Workingdan, you will hate my name!
6. Oh God it does sound bad when you put it that way. Leave it to you Dan to read something dirty into it!!
You love to chew that disgusting womans fat. Jesus Cat you work her fleshy folds like a worm in a burrow!
7. The more I read of this post, the more sick I feel LMAO
8. Bring it on Dan! I've survived the Wall of Shame and even my time in the cornfield with you and your missus!
Elsie, they're men, they're born to be disgusting.
9. I will wait and see
What comes from thee
You can't harm me
I will spin it around with glee
And old one eye will cry
Anne will damn the sky
And the cat will still stand
Not afraid of your shameful land
So go get high
Feel like you can fly
It would help at all
There at your hall
haha should watch what you say
When we are at play
LMAO making you sick
That is rather slick
10. of course you would love my spew
it is fun to play in for you!
11. The cat will trade
And you can play in his poo that will never fade
12. Well you know that shame is my name and "blunt" is my game
So words tend to slip when I'm giving you the lip
13. Spew and poo....feels like old times....
14. Damn you brought out the worst in the cat
I better go back to chewing fat
5. would never do in the south cali traffic with just one eye you know...but there are kinda quite some zombies on the roads here...smiles
1. haha that is traffic I would not want to see
All the smog would bother me
And a zombie too
That would scare anyone blue
6. I think that dough boy was at our door last night seeking candy!
1. He was there
My that must have been rare
7. Well Anne is here and she's laughing her arse off. I knew you were going to emasculate WorkinqeenDan but this is just harsh Cat.
I was hoping our Elsie would post today. I miss her out here!
1. hahaha the cat knows he can take it all
And dish it back at my or his hall
So nothing is held back
Old one eye will sure come to cause flack
2. I saw her post. I missed it on my first pass because I autoposted and slept in. I used to be awake and getting ready to post when hers would pop up and I'd be the first to arrive.
I can't wait for her to show up. She's going to give you hell for this you know!
3. I'm here - I have a plumber here so I'm a bit late showing up to everyone...
4. A plumber. Is he sexy or is he one of those guys with a belly hanging to his toes and his hairy arse crack showing?
5. Yeah the cat beat you there
That is what you get for sleeping in at your lair haha
So late
As you oggle the plumber at your gate haha
6. ha ha ha, Anne - Let's see: plumber number one was a hottie. I'm now onto plumbers three and four at my shore...they are both quite the bore!
7. Damn, did they run from your one eye?
DId you make them cry?
8. Plumbers are expensive and most are really ugly. I think it's a job requirement.
I think they ran from the poo you left at Elsie's place. There were reports of floating "logs" in the water after the storm that appeared to have gone East from Canada. A few Pringles cans washed up on the beaches of the US shores as well. It's a conundrum that the reporters can't quite solve.
9. See the cat is just so slick
They couldn't catch my brick
Or pringle can
And prob think it is some drunk man
8. how I told you before... you are crazyyyyyyy!!!!!
I miss Elsie too:(
Love Miss Priss!
1. Crazy is fun though
So I'll let it flow
And old one eye will be back
Miss Priss likes to cause flack
2. I miss her as well. This is the perfect opportunity for me to use guilt on my dear friend!
3. Pfft a lesss scary view
Without old one eye, it's true
9. Replies
1. And even harder now
Sure he'll get his some how
10. I'm in such a twirl about your tail..opps..I mean tale ...WorqueenDan is the main man..or is he/she.
Reading this was such a thrill... now where the heck are my headaches pills.??
1. hahaha so fun that you literally have to pop a pill
Thanks to all the rhyming that I let spill
11. This was fun Pat ~ I like how you made Betsy a wonder woman/hero but what's up with ruining the fun of Elsie ~ We need Anne to the rescue too ~
1. Anne and Elsie will return
Before we hopefully make candy land burn
Never fear
Not sure though when the end is near haha

At your shameful lawn

5. Just you wait and see!

The both of you will feel the wrath that is me!

I will rake my shameful lawn with you

It is on, war has come due!

I will blaze up some bong hits and you don't want that

For when I am high, I bring it on at my mat

I will roll one up and take some tokes

But it will be you who coughs and chokes!

And as for Anne, no big thing to me

I can dispose of her quite easily

Her fake airline and imaginary troll

Can't hang with me when I'm on a roll!

Best watch yourself, you and her both

I tend to get raw at my shameful show

In your face comes the shame

I am Workingdan, you will hate my name!

6. Oh God it does sound bad when you put it that way. Leave it to you Dan to read something dirty into it!!

You love to chew that disgusting womans fat. Jesus Cat you work her fleshy folds like a worm in a burrow!

7. The more I read of this post, the more sick I feel LMAO

8. Bring it on Dan! I've survived the Wall of Shame and even my time in the cornfield with you and your missus!

Elsie, they're men, they're born to be disgusting.

9. I will wait and see

What comes from thee

You can't harm me

I will spin it around with glee

And old one eye will cry

Anne will damn the sky

And the cat will still stand

Not afraid of your shameful land

So go get high

Feel like you can fly

It would help at all

There at your hall

haha should watch what you say

When we are at play

LMAO making you sick

That is rather slick

10. of course you would love my spew

it is fun to play in for you!

11. The cat will trade

And you can play in his poo that will never fade

12. Well you know that shame is my name and "blunt" is my game

So words tend to slip when I'm giving you the lip

13. Spew and poo....feels like old times....

14. Damn you brought out the worst in the cat

I better go back to chewing fat

5. would never do in the south cali traffic with just one eye you know...but there are kinda quite some zombies on the roads here...smiles

1. haha that is traffic I would not want to see

All the smog would bother me

And a zombie too

That would scare anyone blue

6. I think that dough boy was at our door last night seeking candy!

1. He was there

My that must have been rare

7. Well Anne is here and she's laughing her arse off. I knew you were going to emasculate WorkinqeenDan but this is just harsh Cat.

I was hoping our Elsie would post today. I miss her out here!

1. hahaha the cat knows he can take it all

And dish it back at my or his hall

So nothing is held back

Old one eye will sure come to cause flack

2. I saw her post. I missed it on my first pass because I autoposted and slept in. I used to be awake and getting ready to post when hers would pop up and I'd be the first to arrive.

I can't wait for her to show up. She's going to give you hell for this you know!

3. I'm here - I have a plumber here so I'm a bit late showing up to everyone...

4. A plumber. Is he sexy or is he one of those guys with a belly hanging to his toes and his hairy arse crack showing?

5. Yeah the cat beat you there

That is what you get for sleeping in at your lair haha

So late

As you oggle the plumber at your gate haha

6. ha ha ha, Anne - Let's see: plumber number one was a hottie. I'm now onto plumbers three and four at my shore...they are both quite the bore!

7. Damn, did they run from your one eye?

DId you make them cry?

8. Plumbers are expensive and most are really ugly. I think it's a job requirement.

I think they ran from the poo you left at Elsie's place. There were reports of floating "logs" in the water after the storm that appeared to have gone East from Canada. A few Pringles cans washed up on the beaches of the US shores as well. It's a conundrum that the reporters can't quite solve.

9. See the cat is just so slick

They couldn't catch my brick

Or pringle can

And prob think it is some drunk man

8. how I told you before... you are crazyyyyyyy!!!!!

I miss Elsie too:(

Love Miss Priss!

1. Crazy is fun though

So I'll let it flow

And old one eye will be back

Miss Priss likes to cause flack

2. I miss her as well. This is the perfect opportunity for me to use guilt on my dear friend!

3. Pfft a lesss scary view

Without old one eye, it's true

9. Replies

1. And even harder now

Sure he'll get his some how

10. I'm in such a twirl about your tail..opps..I mean tale ...WorqueenDan is the main man..or is he/she.

Reading this was such a thrill... now where the heck are my headaches pills.??

1. hahaha so fun that you literally have to pop a pill

Thanks to all the rhyming that I let spill

11. This was fun Pat ~ I like how you made Betsy a wonder woman/hero but what's up with ruining the fun of Elsie ~ We need Anne to the rescue too ~

1. Anne and Elsie will return

Before we hopefully make candy land burn

Never fear

Not sure though when the end is near haha