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2. When I arrive I'm sure the Cat will make me look like an eejit. He claims to have something horrid in store for me-I believe him!
3. We shall see when you come back
You may or may not lack
12. Great story with a lot of lessons and jokes as usual.
"Drazin is going to use one pain in the ass to get rid of the other."
1. hahaha glad you liked the story run
And yeah had to have lots of fun
13. I'm glad the plumber is here replacing my hot water heater so I can take a hot shower - things are getting nasty, I feel violated!
To have my mouth closed up with gum
only makes me want to say yum!
I hope it was a fruity flavor
For that is one I can savor
Drazin better watch where he sticks me
or I will throw his ass out to sea
and when I was trapped in Dan's fat folds
I came across my lost turtle to love and hold
I know we will land safely back at my own shore
to live at peace with Anne forever more =)
~hey, it's the best I could up with ~ the plumber is making a racket LOL
1. You're here!!! We have to somehow defeat the wretched Cat to live in peace and I fear that may not be possible as he's impervious to everything.
2. Peace does not come at a cost!
I am neither Alliance nor sided with the evil cat. My hands are full but it's nothing I can't handle!
3. So you get dumber
When there is a plumber
Is that what you are trying to say
As you rhyme at my bay? hahaha
You may land
But no place grand
As you and Anne will have a fright
After your little flight
Pffft that will never come due
Glad you know it is true
Peace will never come
So just suck back some rum
4. Me gets poorer
when a plumber hits my shore(r) LMAO
I'm already down a grand
from his display at my land
If I have Anne at my side
then I'll have fun on my ride!
5. Wow one grand more
And you will tie the vet bill at my shore
6. Those guys cost a fortune. And she's had four of them at her place so that bill is just going to go higher.
You know I caught myself calling Fang Miss Priss the other day. I almost throttled myself.
7. LMAO stealing the cat's nickname for Cassie
At least you didn't call her Lassie haha
Yeah I bet it will be a ton
As up the bill will run
14. Whoa, cat. That's a lot of rhyming from your rear!
1. That it is
The king of this rhyming biz
15. WorqueenDan. That is an amazing name and it is hilarious. Also, at what point did we realize that it was a male as opposed to possible also female?
1. haha glad you like the name
Adding to poor Dan's fame
Not sure there has been a certain point yet
It still isn't a safe bet
16. All that wishing I've ever done
and finally I really am Wonder Woman!
Poor WQD
too many trips through Candy Land!
1. haha we shall see
There could be more to thee
And yeah one to many trips around
Where tons of candy is found
2. more?
sounds like you'll ruin my score! ha.
ok, for now I will enjoy my sexy outfit,
lovely hair, boots and really cool bracelets!
3. haha and half and half too
Don't forget you are half zombie at the candyland zoo
4. oh yes, that's true.
Do zombies have a good side, too?
5. haha they might
Of something else could take flight
17. Sorry I missed you yesterday Pat
Halloween & witches certainly glitched my time on the mat.
1. It's okay to have a glitch
Can't always go off without a hitch
18. I got a good laugh from it :)
1. Glad I could help
Giving a laugh and not a yelp
19. Late today...but enjoyed the adventure at your bay!
20. We hope they clean that litter box before rolling in it!
1. Yeah that would be good
Clean it they should
21. My old bat's
Tummy's not flat
In fact, it's fat!!
1. Well a little blubber is fine
Even for a feline
22. Thanks for the laugh. You are amazing! Thank you for visit my blog. I love yours.
1. Glad it was fun
Even though I think it was spun
23. Oh what a site. Such fun, in the tale, tail and whateverelse.
And this is me. Sometimes I wish I am a cat.
1. Sometimes it is best to be a cat
You get to tear up the mat
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Useless mounds of paper
Last week or so, Jeremy and I were talking about illuminated manuscripts, for whatever reason. He asked me what the term was that means "fancy illustrated capital letters" in a manuscript. Seeing as I don't deal with medieval art history on a daily basis, I went to look it up in the first half of Marilyn Stokstad's Art...