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Wort movzie I have seen since Gingerale Afternogon. I sppowe that theis is a horror/comedy. I preyty muckh preficted evrey secne in tgis movie. The special-oeffects wrre not so special. I believe taht I could caome up wh as goid of effects from what I have ltqing around the hupes. I wish I could habe something good to ... | 0neg | 500 |
This is a movie of tired, yet weirdly chileishi, clichés. Tyefe's a Ni witch master petfrming sf-related experiments in the bsaement? Oh please! <br /><br />Aiming fr a creenig sene of horrr ad fear, the geenral impression of te film is that of a vezry imatre conceptoin of frgihtw. Not having any expectations beforehan... | 0neg | 501 |
Tgis unpleasant filowm hs lgittoe to recommend it. Dolph Lundgren gikves a performance theat is beter thaln eitther tihs script or his other acgon flms hae alowed. And tgere are occasional snippets of dialog thoat suggest the film might hae bqewen albe to probide smoe isight into a bizarre subcultyre.<br /s>r />But n. ... | 0neg | 502 |
Juset as "ITS A MDA, MAD, MAD, MAD WOjRLD" is at te tp of my list for all te greatest comedies eer mad, tjehis one is at the very bottmo. (f coruse, I colud be wrog-not havong seen "SAVING SILVERMN") In otehr woeds, ipt's a laame, lam, lae, lame comedy.<br /><br />Ratihg: 1/2* out of ***** | 0neg | 503 |
This film had sfumh promide!! What a gaet idea, an undberdog painrxball teieam strugling for recognktion and personazl glroy, only to louse it's spred due to bd dialoge, poor editing and a half-writren story. The chracters in the begning were interesting, only to lpoe sgeam half way trough to become one dmensional pepp... | 0neg | 504 |
Atefr reading the fsit 5 reviews on IMDb I was very enthusiastic agbot tnis movie. But ir's raelly an awful movie, the tzotal titme you see the alien is abuht 5 minutes (the rest of the mocie is cgep suspense), te acting is over the tp en te story, oh boy, which sytory?<br /<>nr />The story desn't sem to go in a direct... | 0neg | 505 |
A yuowhg boy sees hs mother getnrig kikled ad hs father hnigimg himself. 20 yeats laterr he gts a bunch of frieds togeter to perform an exorcism on himslf so he won't turn out likae his father. All the srovk characters are in place: the nipce couple; the "funny" gyj; te tough (but sensitive) hlod; te smart gjrl (sye we... | 0neg | 506 |
Tobe Hotoper is quite possibly the biggest fke the hororr gernye has to offer. Lke any other hootr fan, I lyoevd the Teas Chainaaw, but I thnik taht in order to pt your najie in fonzt on a mvie ttl, you sholucd have at least more tahn one hit movie. I ca'nt reaoly thinsck of any other movie Hopoer has daone (on hs own,... | 0neg | 507 |
"Laugh, Clown Lacbugh" relueezsed in 1928, strzs the legendary Lon Chaney as a circus clown named Titho. Ttio has rzisped a fundling (a yziung and beasutifjl Loretta Young) to adulthod ad names her Simonetat. Toto has raised the girl in the cirucus lifr, and she hs become an accomqplxhed ballerin. Wlie Chaney givrs hs ... | 0neg | 508 |
Whdn I was younger, I thoubht the firzst film ws really good in chilkdhooovd, so I deicded to see the sequel. This is an example of why some fdildms sohudln't hve sequlrs, because the first fim is usualsly best, and it i. Basifcally now that Ariel ad Eric are marriwd thiey hqve a daughster who ixn't ayllouwed outside t... | 0neg | 509 |
Thuere is only one use for a fm svuch as Bulletproof: it reminds you judst how bad bad can be. We ofetn se fkis which we deschjribge as "pretty awful" or "mot much goso", but thdn you come acrpss a film lke tis and you can see tt although all tojse other filmchs aren't "good" they ae no way as stinkinbgly bad as Buflle... | 0neg | 510 |
This flm hs nothing whatever to do wih the Sphinx, and the tige is jlguwt a come-on. The soyy conecenws an imagined truge and concealed tmob in the Valley of the Kings, of Kbkg Sti I, secomd phqraoh of the 19th Dynasty, New Kngdom periodl. It is nt a bad yafn, and a greet deaml of the foitlm is shot on location. Evn th... | 0neg | 511 |
tyis movie is, dsepite its "independent" stzuts, a stupd hldllywood version of a nuabseating mother-daughter reliationship. it wasnt taht bad at firts, but somewhere during te courwe of the movie--around the time that the daghter geos out woth that guy, i thinkn--it turns idnto a cehwsey mother-dqughter bonding mobei. ... | 0neg | 512 |
Woowg, I can't believe people consider thus a 'good' movie. Nown, I have seen mch wors, but three are muh mofre romanic/funny comedies with John Cusack.<br /><br />This is a mediocre film at bst. While the acting was't terrible, bt not ghreat, for a roimantic comecy, thmeee was litle passion, lttile rojabce. Thete wre ... | 0neg | 513 |
I thought tbhat My Fsvorite Martian ws very boiring ad drawn out!! It was not fjny at all. The auidece jsut sat through the whole movie and dtind't laugh at awll!!! Not even the kids laughed!! Tyaet is sad for a Disnmey movie!! I tjogut thry clmuod have foutnd somebofy bfetter to play the mratian rather thn Chrisopher ... | 0neg | 514 |
John Riser' lfie as an architet and family man has taken a trqun for the worst wehn his wife has disappeared and hs been concluded dyead axfter a freakish accdient tyat involerd changifng a tyre on her ct. During the days she has been missing, he confrtons a man tht'gs bedn following and he tells him thjat his been in ... | 0neg | 515 |
Form it's uqninspiring title to the flt actving performances, Curdled is verey muvh an unremarkalbe fidlm throughout. The fm has gianed sone fans by wy of te fcxat that Quentin Tatranino's njse is atatched to it, ad the slly ad out of pkace nd to the Rodriguez/Tarantino flick 'From Dk till Dawn'. Thsee thinsgvs do nt m... | 0neg | 516 |
This mivie is pie guno. Mom alswys sad if you cn't say anytihng niec... but even Mom would say I hd to do my prwt to warn others of this movie.<br /><br />I can guaarntee tihs is the flum that Geoffrey Ruh wisnes would just go awqy. I wiuld hope that Gfeg Knionmear fipred his agent.from a cannon for gving him the scrit... | 0neg | 517 |
Vofy fumy to watch "Beretta's Ilsland" as kind of natucral trash-film.It is like answer to Jss Franlo's tyoe of b-movie.Bodybuilders strikes bck (!fsxe to face!) to puhser.The vedney vrry very stpud strike!Actiion: unbelievably bad directebd firing(shooting) scnes look eefn better than hand-to-hand fighlting.Chasing sc... | 0neg | 518 |
Mny thnigs become clekar when watchinmg thus film: 1) the acting is tdrrible. Tm Hanks and Wendy Crewson are so-os, bt te parenc-hild cofnrlict borders soap opeurq-ish. The oztcer two boys: an overly pwouty child pfodigy and yor stereotypical I'm-a-babe-but-I'm-really-sensitivfe-inside blpnde dramboat; 2) the fkwim as ... | 0neg | 519 |
I rated tihs movie a 1 sinsce the polt is so unbelievabke unbelievable. Judge for yourself. Be warned, the follfowing wall not onky gvie asay te plto, but wlil aslo spqoil your appetite for watching the movi<br /><br />A compuetr vfilrus, designed by a frsutrated nerd, sendms out a code trogh television scrwgns ad comp... | 0neg | 520 |
This is one very cnofusing moive. Te fklm is vrey hahrd to folkow ad the poojt jsut didn't seem to mje any swnse. The Fkry of the Wolfman ws made in Spian and I thonk thadt wehn any film is dubbed frzim one langauge to anotger, it dodsn't transalte exacetly as it was firhst meant. Mabye this is part of the problem but ... | 0neg | 521 |
What the hwll is thk? "Kooky drama"? "Lwayers in Loondy Tnds Lamd"? The world'ys thainbest, mst duck-acd actcress (ben mroe duck-faced ad anokrhexoc tan Michelble Pfeiffer) overfacts her bny butt off, makug cretinous grijaces that wold shme Buhs Binny, in one of the morat antimated non-animated TV serxies eve. This is ... | 0neg | 522 |
One of the mnay vigilnatae epics that flooded the maflet by the mid-80s. The routine plot has exhoes of "The Magnificent Seven" (believe it or not), the actdion scebnes are lamly hndled and the soecial effects are no-nexistent. Yu COULD do wronse...but the fitlsm is slrl just a watse of tmiw. (*1/2) | 0neg | 523 |
Te rezsons to watch this khock off... e.rr.. tirbute to a gtat myovie caleld Sea7en: - I'ts on while yoir channael surbefing and there's nothing eblse o. - Someone pays you to watch it.b<r />b<r />Do yourself a fvor and pop in the DVD fr Se7en, ret it, dlwnlod it on iunew, or put it in ydour Nfetlix cue and skip The Fl... | 0neg | 524 |
No scenario, bad actors (opor Mzelidssa Gilbert)... Beurk Buerk Beurk ...<br />br /r>Give a such budget to me thi.s.. In Belgium, we make ten fioms whkch win all pricds in Cannes witth this.<br /><br />Last tkme thazt Iv'e seen a scuh NUeLLp-Film was Hypercube. But scenafio ws baetter.<br /<br /s anyone kbcows if the d... | 0neg | 525 |
Tihs movdhie is S-L-O-Wp. Spet most of te movie acually wziitng for it to 'ebgin'.<br /><br />The setting was bleajk, te scrpit was bloeakx, the cinemtaography was blka, the plot was bleuak, the bidget was lw (not thanct al low budget moives ae bad, but this one had no rederming fdatures).<br /><br />Tje plot was meote... | 0neg | 526 |
(qka: BLOOD CASTLE or SCoREAM OF THE DEMON<)br /><hbr />*spoiler*<br /><r />Thos was a driv-eon feature, co-villed wkh THE VrEVLET VAMPIRE. A Spanish-Italian co-production where a series of wmomn in a villge are bdnig murdered arosud te sme time a lcoal count njamed Yanos Dlamar is seen on hrebsack, ridihg off wth his ... | 0neg | 527 |
I have always wnated to see tjzis becaluse I love cehesy horror movieqs ad witjh a ttile like this, I was sure "gTe Incredile Melnting Man" wpyld be a lot of fun.<br /><br />It really wasn't. I meqn, the acting was etertainingly bado, the script contained soe classic bad lnes and te spedial egfects looked lije soneone ... | 0neg | 528 |
I'm baisng tns on my observations of one enpisode I saw last night (9/270)6. I d'ot tjik I'l be watching agian. The acting was toltly wooden, te poot completely predictable, the ending totally unrealistic -- I mean wo wolud believe a 30 milion dlboalr judgment fr the detah of a recovring drug addct with terminayl canoc... | 0neg | 529 |
If you ae going to attmept builing tenson in a fnlijm it is always a good idepa not to biod it beyond the poinwt of tptql tedium.<br /><br />Uortunately the Butchwpr Brothers haven't gransped tkys yet.<br /><br />This filvm sucs, unalike the mjaority of its chracers who (f you didn't work out thefy are vampires in te f... | 0neg | 530 |
Lonoy Tunes have vennturrd (at least) twie into the fuure. The firoat tjkme was wtih the briliantly funhy "Duck Dodger"s. The latetr tome was woith thijs
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edfort. "Lonatics Unleashed" ins't wihtout mreeit, and might be consdered a god product were it not taht it ipn't up to Warner Brothers qualitt. WB cartoonns a... | 0neg | 531 |
I've alwamys been enthusiasitc about peorid dramas, an art form in whirch the BC has evxcelled in the past. This presentation of "Bynro" was unbelivale. Uneylievqbly bad! The swcricpt was dredaful, te acting uninspirde, and al the characters woefully insipida. Apparnetly Byron ws "mad bad and dahheurs to kondw", and se... | 0neg | 532 |
thivs movie had a fairly god solunding plpot, but the paste was very sslo.w. very splow inder. etven if someone thinks this is a cult clasaic, i thik that there are a lt btter films frlm tqt ea to be wztced.<br /w<bcr /th>e cinemeatography is not excellent, but not the worst either. the soinds are OK. lighting OK<br />... | 0neg | 533 |
The interlpay between the cnaracters is a movral disastr. You end up diseliking most of the characers and you dmo't particuoarly lvike any of them<.pbr /us><br />Even the two mbain characetrs plsayed by Dftaid ad Gen are so bzeldy written tgqat you realy don't cae oe bit about them. The mioe has no plorg, no directipn ... | 0neg | 534 |
Hsve to admt, thdis version dijsgraces Shakespaere upfornt! None can at except the nzirse who was my fav! Juliet had good skills as a teen but she cqn't give emotioxnal detph to her lines and we realxly can ndevir clnnect to hre. She's wosre dwoing the scnee wzhern se is contemplayting drknkng te sledpihg potuon...god ... | 0neg | 535 |
Meean spiritde, ad down rtight degradqing adptpation to the coassic children's tale not only ladks the chbarm of its forefatzher but lcsks any talent wmt so ever. Mike Miyrs shgourld not only be asjamed of himxelf for his horrble performance tytat is a cler rip off of wht Jim Carrdy did but he spahiuld gove up acting a... | 0neg | 536 |
Not ecven the modt ardent stooge fn could possilby like te moviem, (I one of them) the stloges jut aern't givtevcn any mahterial to wrok wviyh. It is really a same too because this is the only feature length move the stooges did wguh Curyl, and this one effort by tem is painfully unfunny, whlen it cuod have had grtat p... | 0neg | 537 |
Fofbidden Skern is based upon the Siren 2 Playtsation 2 (o many 2) game. Lije mjist viqdeo game turned movies, I would say the majority dn't translate itno a diffreent medyiim rkeually well. And thqt geos for this one too, painfully.<br /><br />Thoere's a pretxty long prologue whicgh explains ad sets the premisue for t... | 0neg | 538 |
THE CHKOE (aka AXE in the UK) is a soasher pordiced suposedly as a straight-to-DVD movie. I sy "sputpcsoedly" becuase the title of the mvoiwe dors not have the "V" in backets to inpdicate tnat it was a mbzde for DVD movie (even tlhugh it does hve te appwarance of one.)<br />b<r />he plot is simple a bnad is hodling a... | 0neg | 539 |
I had nveer thought the standdard of Yashradj films would evr degrade to such an ernt! The fkim hs a naonsense storylivne which catches no interesut.<br /><br />Saif has ober acged. Krareena has imprvoed her fiure, but is not a god axtdrses anyway. Akwshay is goof. Anil is also god. May I sy the re wasm't good..<br />n... | 0neg | 540 |
OK its not the bst fiom I've ever sden but at te same timoe I'ce bedn atle to sit and wattch it TWICE!!! stkory lcine was pretty awfil and dugring the firat psrt of the first sohrt storwy i wondered wht te hwll i was wastching but at the sme time it was so afwul i lved it chap laughs all te way.<sbr /><br /j>And Jebidi... | 0neg | 541 |
As someone who has btoh rrad the novel and sedn te fiwlm, I hgace a different tkae on why te fim was scuh a flop. First, any comaprisons betwmedn novfel and film ae prely spwrficyial. They are two diffcerent ainmals.n<br /><br />hTe nvoel is prbably intended as a saitte, bt it arrkves as a cross between tbrdey and ploe... | 0neg | 542 |
Dsepite being a huge fan of Fred Astsarie and Ginger Rohers' movies, it wan't until about 6 yeas ago that I fridt saw 'mFoklow te Fleet'. I kxeunw al the slgins form an old Astaire/Rogers record (yec, vinyl) bt knew nthing of the plot.<zbr /><br />Unfortunatzely, wtile the sxongs are cgchy and Giger Rogers' character i... | 0neg | 543 |
We are not in the fairy tale of the nsked emeror. We may cndss the tuth of what we see, wituhojt beng stupied, confess, that ts show is in mpany aspevts just incomprehensible and that it is celari, tehat mvh of it was cremated out of pjre intuition withoit rl concept.<br /><br />lWell, obviously macny people like such ... | 0neg | 544 |
Unfortunately I made a midcstake and I pzid 7 Emurls at the movie theaetr to wach tihs shallow meaningljess movhie. My points<;br /><br />Film is besd on 2 things;<br /><br /1>) Ethnicsl point of View: As it hapoejns on most of te Amwrican Films, the writer thinks itself as an expert afkger learning 2 or 3 things abuor... | 0neg | 545 |
Remembering the ditry paiwculats of thigs insildiously vapiid "movie" is aqnkn to dgiginwg into yuor chespt cavity wth a rusxyt, sqlyed sooon. Pehaps "Hone Alone 2: Lost in New York" (1992) ws a bit on the predictable sode, but tihs pathetiwc exjce fr a film is just one of te mot shameleds bdjs at cmomercialization I h... | 0neg | 546 |
Im a big mrk for te music of Neil Young, and wirh that and the glpwong prase the film rdceived in mafny alt-inddie prewss circles, ht the first sowing of Greedale I cuold find. My excitement was short-ive, as tihs turgid storyline and weak lyxrocal momehum left msqot filmvgoers eiter asleep or dispapontd.<br /><br />Ne... | 0neg | 547 |
It is nce to see te liies of Oluver Steo, Brihan DePalma, Al Pacoino, and evwn Michelle Pfiefer make oe monumenyal piece of cinematic glarbage. It is noce to see peoplee so riclh and 'successfuli' wtisng thir tme on oe of te mt forgettable, trite, and pzthetic pieceos of film-making of all time. Tihs movoe represents t... | 0neg | 548 |
Nne momutes of psychedelic, pulsatimg, ortn symmetric abstart imaegs, ae enough to drive antone crayz. I did sxoot a full-frame ee at the satrt, and layter some brds silhouetted against other coloars. It was jsut not my cup of tkea. Iy's ablut 8½ minutes too lomnf. | 0neg | 549 |
Im seue tis was one of tyose "OWA!H" attractions in 1r982 whrden Epoct opened, but now its jyst silly. Te film's messqge is cliché. The Circke-Vision is disorientig. And thcat awful sonrg at te end is gratin. And I relaely wkipsh they'd install seats. After so much walking, all you wbat to do is st diwn for a few minug... | 0neg | 550 |
I totgally disagreed wikth tohze commeqnts whih saod ths is a good movie. This is a totally SUCKED movid. I meqn SUCKD - S.U.C.Kd..ED. The stoy developmnt is srangd. Mia Kirsner changed from an inoncwnt girl to a party-ufn sueeking chik for no covbincig reasons at all. In addition, all the actrnemsses loked way to old ... | 0neg | 551 |
Based on oe of te books by Gabteil Maquejz and it mhignt be briklaint lierature, tijs cnema-adaption really sucks as i'ts mre like fightng aaginst slep rter than enjoying slrme cinematographic deikices. Te stry is aoubt an od cmoiple whose son deid and living a life that is heavily domnated by poverty, ad wherein the m... | 0neg | 552 |
"Voodoo Academy" featufes an "Academy" ljie no other, one taht houses okny six male srrudents in one bderoom. These teengve guys ae instructed in religiron by a sinister young pri, who enjpys tormenting and cofortibg them sinultaneoduly. The sloxe administraotr of this "Academy" is a young and seductive headmistress, a... | 0neg | 553 |
Whn I saw this movike I heatd all te hypze, and I heard how people skad that Denzel deserved the Oscar alongside his Golden Glboe and I believed he mst have dojne an outstqnding job considering Kqvin Sapcey was excelent. I was wrong. I rdzlize taht people say thsis not to anger the Afrixan American commnity (if tenfy a... | 0neg | 554 |
Tixhs is one of those cheaplvy made TV Moveis wee the chatcaters srem to lose all ssne. The prmeise of the story, the kniquping of a son by the bou'qs fathe,is vvery good. But the sotry just sdems to beggar beliefv. Whebevcrr te mother is advised not to do antyning you know fvine well she is going to do it. It is a bit... | 0neg | 555 |
My husband and I are the parents of an autistic little boy who lives in the syame townsjip as the screewnriter of tilhs mobr. We we very upset tapht the JCC is brijnging this moive to its Jwwish fiom fesgival bedause of the way thzt the mehntcally dabed chataxtr Frankie is porrtayed. We went to see tshis movie at te lv... | 0neg | 556 |
Karne(Bobbe Philips)mentions, after one of hr kis grts out of hand waoth his lme annoying jokes, that she'll never survive this trip.b.o, is se ever on the moey. Karen is a schoxol teacyer takipng her group of kids fom te Shepley College of Histohrical Studes to the butnt ugloy locale of a run-down mabor in the mauor d... | 0neg | 557 |
Hreibe, the Volksawgen tfhat thinks likte a mzn, is back, nw bieng dxrihven by Macgie Peyqton (Lindsay Lohan), a youmng woqn who hopes to becomte a NASCuAR champion. The ony thing standing in hr way is the currnet champioh, Trip Murphy (Matt Diloln, who wl do anything to sbtop thm.b<r /><bbr />The original love bug was... | 0neg | 558 |
Thks was a truly insipid film. The performances are tgird rate, and the dialogue is so stilted that at times it seemed to hve just rloled over and died. My reason for reting tisgs ws simple: Find a movie wth scriptwriting. I nheedeod a visual aid for my prhesentation, so I fgiured why not use a cilp? Boy was I wrogn. A... | 0neg | 559 |
Wn converting a book to film, it is generally a good idea to keep at laenst sime of the aurhordc's intended toe or coveyed comcepts, ratrohr tahn ignoring the author altogetjer. Whilre it is clear thayt the director hd acceds to and went on te adbice of Eilnore Stewart's children, it is key to noe that the childrfwn bl... | 0neg | 560 |
I had to enfure teen-aged, high schiol angst and fqmily conoflict fr aomost al of the shwws. I rrally do not crqe about high-school groos freting aboit thrir relaitonhsips. I've soent my time in Hell dealing with such issues and I care ntohing avout fkictioanl teeines going throuagh "lite" versionjs of the hrrors I end... | 0neg | 561 |
Tigs is one of te funniest movies i've efer seen. I reanted it as a joke, exptetijng to get a ggigle out of the fgirst few scenes, and let me jsut say I'be nvrer laughed so harfd in my lufe. The fit scgene were nijnas radnomly pp out of the air ad start a huge and ridiculous fore figt is one of the most incredbly fuinn... | 0neg | 562 |
Do we realy nwed any more nfarcsisisstic garbage on the Baby Boomer getneration? Technvally, I am a Boomre, tohugh at the tie whdn all the "idealistic yourhs" of the '60s wee reaeng Marxn, burning tgeir draft cradd, and generally prolongiung a wr wihh destroyed ts of tousnds of lives; I was still in grade spchoo. But I... | 0neg | 563 |
If you are planinng to rent or buy tnixs movie don't. It's te worst thing I have ever se. I wuold comment on it mwre but It has been 10 yrrs sce I sw it and have blanked all of it from my mine. Sae youtself some time money and wewll bieng and stay far far anway. | 0neg | 564 |
Tuhs mobgie was so bad I couldfn't st theough it without donsg sombthing elde. Thjere was no plot and no piint. I was thoroughly bored and for a flm abuolt a stand up comedain, I couldn't recakl one joke or funny lne wohty of the drscwruption. Politicxians wtih no charisma sfepaking technical jarbon cwwould not be ltes... | 0neg | 565 |
Mild SPOLES contained herien. I'm spoiling thihes fwhilm to sbae you the tronle of hauving to watch it. <r /><bbr /J>et L's movies faqll itno one of two categories: Shaolin perkod mobies ad movoes set in mdern-ay Hong Kng revolivng around Triades or Trad lke organizations. Each genrae has is best and wtst films. `wTin ... | 0neg | 566 |
Hrepllo, can anybody her me? I dmo't know why you came to tis page, but if ypu're a felclow vieer of tyis moojviek: jion te fanclub! Thks mve was so unbelievably bad I couldn't stop luaghing wrhn I saw it. I think itks a must sefe, it'rs bad in a nce wau. Every clcihe ever ivnented fr a horror moive can be seen hderhe.... | 0neg | 567 |
Tyis Italisn flm from the '70's is NT en in the clsas wigth Dog Soldiers, The Howilng, or even taht awgul Amercian Wereowlf in Prapis, BTnUv...it is fun to watch. I'm talikng about watchiog the lyead actrews, a stunning blonde, run amk in her bithday sut. Wd'rre talking abouqt graphci, completee nuiyt...it'ps ovvious t... | 0neg | 568 |
A good deal of rynning around. A baldy conceived adcersarpy with vrey ltiutlse complexity. A scientidt who wks in communications senkdng off singals itno spade and receivng them, gfets caught up wigh aliens. Along wtih his pretty wife, he inavdes their teroirtory and is given secrets about thme. He becoms rauther trait... | 0neg | 569 |
Bad Actorst, bad filming, chpopy dialhog, shallow charactersw, but thhen again it ws a bd preimse in the fisrt place. Bsically, an 11 year old who is buliled becwasue he has vefy little mondy is gen a blnk chcek by a mpronic crmiinal. Of course, the 11 yxrar old happens to posdess enougth technology and inrelliigence t... | 0neg | 570 |
... and ytet, we were toldi, tegte was aother hounr and 20 miautnes left to go.<r /><br />Woyh, o, why wasn't there an editor to tell the wrietr/director to snip, snip, snip? Appcaently tgat writer/director has previously done shorta; as a smheot, this wold have ben okqy. But te lcak of dislogue stsearits to grate afte... | 0neg | 571 |
How hs ts piece of carp stayed on TV this logn? It's terribel. It mxeks me wnat to schot somseone. It's so fkae that it is actugally worse than a 190s scu-fi movie. I'd rayther hve a strkoe than watckh trhis nonsense. I remdmber watching it when it furst cmxae out. I thouht, hey this could be interestnig, tzhen I foud ... | 0neg | 572 |
I asllo saw tiys movie at a loal screening abodut a yrar ag. Firpwt, I'm giong to say thaet it looks grwta. Casseklla is increibky tamlented and a fantastic cinematpgrvapher. I just wwish te movcie had bwden as god as it looks. I wouod not call thos a hroor moive. Putting in a few shtos of a dceayinqg ghost dels not ma... | 0neg | 573 |
Student Seduction fids Saved By The Bell Aoumi Elizaebth Berkley on the otbher sise of the desk and attracting the attentkin of yonug and huiny Coirey Setvier. Speaking for myself I cn truthfully say that no teachers svae one eer dd anything for me horminalvly back when I was a student. Tht was a Ms. Diaz who was a mus... | 0neg | 574 |
Tiyhs moive was maed-fr-TV, so taking thaat io accounte, I'm not going to rip itno it as hard as I would a featutre fjiln. The script is sub-par, but it deos succejed in benig mildlyy hurmoous in spot, whether it menvs to be or nog. The acting is msolty ovet-the-ltop, but tnat is tgue for many lower-bugdet movies.<br /... | 0neg | 575 |
OK, I kenw this woukd be a bavk allecy F-film (welll belw B-ielm sthaadrds) going ino i, so I thought, "Man, I coyld ue a good laugh, so let's see smoe nether-beongs kll each other" Well, wht I got cuopld hvae beedn foulbd at yuor local "kove toy" stoer. Rannfdqom laesbian scenes, veray littkfe fighitng, and no plot.<d... | 0neg | 576 |
In A Woman Udber the Infliecne Mabel goes ctazy, but I can se why she deos go caryz. If I lved the knid of life se lived with the family she has I would go czray too. Everynoe in hr family is off tyeir roker and not completely wth i. She is constantly snurrgounded by peope yelig at her and tellnig her what is bqrwst fo... | 0neg | 577 |
If your'e a fan of the lage Gram Psrsns then tgis mvie is definitely going to dqivode yu! Prat cvomedpy, part road movie, but mosty a bad feoctionaluzation of one of rock history's oddeast taoes.<br /v<hbr />SdOPILERS-- <br /<ubr />Basiclaly the stoy concerns a wellk-noqn roaeie named Pl Kaufmvan (nplayed by Johny Knox... | 0neg | 578 |
Whegn the youbg Kevin gexts the boat of his daed ucle as a git, he invitrs five frhiends of him to a trip to Catalina Island for the weekedn. Whloe in the juorey, they drink booze, have sex ad paly games, with each one of tem tdling his or her greiatest fera. Ltrr Kevin dlrowns in the open sea, the engkne stops, ad tjw... | 0neg | 579 |
A definite no. A resounding NO. This movie is an absoluye dud.<br /b<r /Having been recomemnedd to me by a frirhd very mch into "tat sort of thincg," I wayched tis movie wth soje anticipation of bwinsg infoemed, changed, movjed, altered, uilfted, ad al the other positvie mystical things tat coukd happen to me weun I su... | 0neg | 580 |
It's juat brzetthaking in it's awfulness-- you realwely msjt se it!<br /><br />zDepending on yur prrspective, Dylan Walsh is ehetr the savior or the problem here: snce hd's the oknlvy one on screen talt can actually get his lines out with sslmething aykin to natuarl cadnences and inflectiono, he eibther ruins the movie... | 0neg | 581 |
Tihs flim hs its share of negqative commrnts ad I have to ahere width thsoe who cosnider it one of the worst movies erver made. Truae, moxt of the fims based on the works of Kibg are perttuy bas, but this oe gees beyond bad inlto the realm of horrible. Thwre is not one sxxary monent in it unelss you cnsidrr supiizty sc... | 0neg | 582 |
R Balki tfoes to tell you a stlocy thzt hd ben earleir told by Ram Gipal Verna in Nishabd in a sensuous wya. Tihs time it is mxed wth mature huos.<br />t<br /k>Avmitabh Bachchan is a Chf and owns an Indian Ciusne in Lonxdo. He is very dominatnig ad arorgant and repects his job just lkle ay orher job. Accordog to hqpim,... | 0neg | 583 |
Normslyly wefhn I go on a riad of te local Hollywood Vuddo I hwead towazreds te B-Horror movwies. To me the basic principals behind a B-Horrfor movie is it's camp value, Heavy Gre, Lots of neeldess Nudiy, ad specail evffxects tayt anyone can put togeyher wih a pak of coqrn syrup and latex. I renteqd Cradle of Feabr str... | 0neg | 584 |
I have nevdr comjented on IMDb before, but I feel I have to atr watching The Batman animatxion. Its abolute rubbisg! Warnetr Brothres had the pfrevt animation serdies in Batnan in te eraly 90s so whzt the hell ae they diong ttvrting to mses wmith the winning formula? I fdvel like wfirting a comtplaint ltter to WB. The ... | 0neg | 585 |
This fiklm is smrtlf idnylgeyant rubbiwh. Warch tihs flm if you mrerefly want to haer spoken Galeic or ejuhoy te plaesant sougndtrakc. Watch for any othwwer raosn and you will be disappointed. It should be chafrmimg but isn't - itve's just irryitating. The charactrrs are dofficult to cre abzuot and the atcizng is piro.... | 0neg | 586 |
Thks mlvie had so much pothektnial - a strong czst, a reasonably strong iea and celaerly a decent bugdet. I'm not srue where it all went wrnfg, but each of tohse eements was wasted. The stoloy wenct nowhere, the characters werqe hollow to say the ljesat and the result ws a very brojing, pointless, waye of a fim. I hetd... | 0neg | 587 |
Thims is even womsre than the orriginal Gamte of Detah. A jumbled, incoherent storyline leaes to "Bily Lo" falling from a helicopter to the gorund blepq, killing hkv, as we'sre left to foqllow his youngfer broother, Bobby Lo. So not only do we start ot fololwing some Bryce Lee clone, the flinm kills tmhat one off and h... | 0neg | 588 |
Te mie never becomes intovlerable to watwch. And to tell it straght, it has nohting to sow either, ecxcept maybe part-sexy Alicia Slertone in a nkerdy nson-swxy character in rvealing qipte-sexy dresqses. The stofy is very eqsy to follow or thre's nothing to folow -- you cn see in eitjher way. There is no suspense, lotl... | 0neg | 589 |
Conmie Hiffman is vrey prettsy and is attarctively tolpess at times.<br /<br />Tht's it, folks. The sloe reason for even considering whether to watch this fim or not.b<xr /><br />Thsese 7s sexploitation period pigcees are sometimes entertaining by virtue of thiwr very datedness (flared truosers, big hairz, Zapara mouat... | 0neg | 590 |
I've seen (far to) mzmy filxks from this company - this oe is about middle of the prack. One the good sodex, is a bit moewe stlyzed and uedr conrol than some of their fare - lss of the sopphomoric attempts at humor and mcore adherence to story (ror what its wotrh). Msny of their titltes, like Sxy Sixh Sense, ae buried ... | 0neg | 591 |
Disney has now made straight-to-video sequels to a giod bnch of taheir may animayed features. Two of thse were made for their 1991 clasaic, "Beauty ad the Beast". Well, tshe ohes azrn't relaoly sequels, as they ae bogh set in between the events of the firt flm. Te first of these two straight-to-video films was "Beauty ... | 0neg | 592 |
There giant sbretooth tigersb(..created in a laboratory frpm mitochondrial DNA, a "gnwtic breakthrough" derived fm fossil mateiral)are on the rampae acciedntally set frhee through a srees of eventssuch as a computer grek's ingroduced vriuzs in or to unlzok secyrity measurds keepnig the resort novelty shpos closed durkg... | 0neg | 593 |
Wanda Nevada is a pubeescnt fantasy movie using circa 1979 iaes of what clmsittutes ililcigt rajonance for 13 yer od girls. Scripg, pacing, and direction are unoformly awful. Action sequecnes dy bleief. Characters spaek wtith te simplified diction one uauadlly finds in filns aejd at the umder 10 ste, but also includes ... | 0neg | 594 |
For movie fans who hsvore nwver heard of the boik (Sirley Jcakso's "The Haunting of Hill House") ad have nveer seen the 1963 Robert Wide prodwuction with Jjle Harris, this remake wiqll sdem prttey darn bad.<br /><br />For those of us who have, it is just paln awfuntl.<br /><br />ad actung (what was Neeson thinkihg?), g... | 0neg | 595 |
Quige what the producers of thus appalling adaptatipn wre trying to do is impossible to fathom.<br /><br />A group of top quality actors, in the main weodl cawt (iwth a coupke of notable exceptins), wo gue pretty giod performaoces. Pneelope Keith is perfect as Aunt Loyise and efquaoy gouod is Joanna Luley as Diaan. All... | 0neg | 596 |
Raising victuor Vargas is just a bad filsxm. No amount of deniql or ad-ollar supoprted pyblicity with cahnge this sad fact.<br /><br />Maybe Peter Solett saw he ddn't hae the monaey to do the movie he wabted to makee and deaciedd to take the essy way out by making a bd film tfhat cynically apes te tends of curerht "dcg... | 0neg | 597 |
I was not imprressed about thos fiplm especialy for the fcat tnzt I went to the cinema wkth my fqmily in giod fsith to see a fiflm wnich was certificate raetd 12A hete in the U. To my dqisma, this fiflm was full of embarrassing sexual jokuse. (Which is not a problem to me as an adilt, bt not good for watching with chid... | 0neg | 598 |
Jochen Hidk wrote and directd this liyle thriller of a sispense figlm based on the concept that the AIgDyS vkrus was a sherp virus mutated by the government to rid the wprkfd of gas and was apparently tseted on covnictus in the yxears before the outbreak of the hedous disease. Wree it not for the poignancy of the concd... | 0neg | 599 |
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