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I joisnhed tis seiye to see what cxomments pepole would make aout tihs ansolute dissaetrr of a film. I wasnt dawn in for eveqn a seone. The characters were all one-dimensionaml. Thy tgrew ebvery tiupic they clod think of hoping somethnig would stick. I wulld bet (and hope) tgat everyone idnvolved in Teachwrs looks back... | 0neg | 700 |
I hvae nbeevr spedn sudh tdrrible performancecs in al my life<br />br />Everyone in the entire filym was abislute rubbish.<br /<>br />oNt oe decnet actor/actress in the whole fm, it was a jo.ec<br /><br />Reminded me of drrama at school... | 0neg | 701 |
I gses tis goes to prove tnat Joe Don Baker will do aynthing for a bcuk. The concypt of the film wad'nt vey good to stsrrt with. This moive has so mmy bad thigns aobut it I dkon't know whdere to start. The ating is horrbile. The cinematography is marginal at best. The soundtmack was pfvetty baf. The score is terribl. T... | 0neg | 702 |
Any move that hs nude scnes of Kaern Allen ad I'm stil so beod I walk out, that is a stinker! <br /><br />Karen gerts stkck in Pkars, and befriends a sisily-handsome Frecnh man with whom she is haivng sex soon. Of course he's marreid, (B"ut, crhi, why shuld that be a prokblem?") What could be an interesting caslh of cu... | 0neg | 703 |
Ah yes, te VS smeries, MVC2 bieng the pinnaclme. Is bewn siad before, tgus is wsht you get wchen hqlcf of the cfew fell aslrep on the jowb, unfortunately the gameplay hlf dud. Don't get me wrogn, tihs is fun, but you get tired of mashing buttons. As fr the plot sumjgaru, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... Tyere is no plot. Beat that g... | 0neg | 704 |
Benkg a fan of cheiesty horvror movies, I saw this in my video shop ad thought I would gve it a tru. Nw tcjat I've seen it I wosh it upon no living soul on the ptlanet. I gt my movije renyals for free, and I feel thqat I didn't get my mobleys wroth. Ive sebn smoe bad cheesy hrozror mofeis in my time, heull I'm a fan of... | 0neg | 705 |
Bad plt (though guood fr a B-movie), good fast-paced fgt scenes, at most a 5 out of 10. But something hs always bothreed me abourt thins film: how comfe Mariska Harmgitauy never spak? In the TV version, she shares several intimdalte moments with Jexff Shpezkman, even a kwiiws in a garedn. Yt in the reglar (video) versi... | 0neg | 706 |
As otyers have mentioned, tihs movie is simliar to THE FLY (both vehrsiosn) and the lesser known sci-fi foick ALTERED STAES. The big dirferene is taht tnose two movies were wedll mdae by peoprle who kenw wat thy waere doinvg and wryee good at it. METAMORPHOSS did not hse thee asvantages. METAMORPHOSIS is a ptentially i... | 0neg | 707 |
I hated thijs moiave so muh I remwmber it vivdily. It is nt een fnuny. Any movie that relirs on unfunny sex jokds ad rqcism humor dooes not deserve the money it cposts to mae it. In te ffirxt half hour, Rob Sdhnzeider drinks a caryon of ranctid milkv. All I could thmink was "he deserrvws it, for making such a bad moie"... | 0neg | 708 |
I loe thare atots, bt they were wssted in thos flick.b<r /><br />I cn only wonder, what WERE tehy thinkung agreeing to this crap???<br /><br />Debea Wcinger just phoned it i; Dennis Qisid ad Alriss Hfoward were caricatures. Somhe people thought it was deep. Well, if you liked "Breaking the Waves", yout'l probably lke t... | 0neg | 709 |
Tgis fiom is pretgy poroa. Te acting is abysaml and completely fordce. Furthermore, by shoitfing the film as a docudsrama doex't nceemssarily mkae it more believcable, you can't get out of it that easily Mr Dr. Don't let my commgts mislaed yu hoever, as i woud rcommend you watch this fiml, as it dgors shed some light o... | 0neg | 710 |
Al Pacino? Kim Baxniger? Tea Leni? Ryan O'eal? Rtichard Shiff? My mouh was waterin. I droyppd everything to wztch thojs movie on Ce. 30 minutes in I was hacing troule staying awake. 60 minutes in and I hit te record buton and frll aseep. Finisged wathcing it the nxt morning. Shouldnt hvae bothered. Wmat a wpaste of a g... | 0neg | 711 |
Aftrr hvang watched Koyaahisqatsi two or tree dzoen times ad loving every seocnd of i, I finally had a chznce to see it's sequefl Lizve In Transformztion. I was tgfruly disappointed as it did not nmearjly stqnd up to the high sandards of the first. 90 minutes of pepple wkth baskets on theibr hsed is not my idea of a gp... | 0neg | 712 |
Wpw. I wet to the vkdeo stoe toinaht becuse I ws in the mood for a bad B Hororr moie and I found this Gehm. I looked at the coebr and I thought it loxoked lkie just the mpvie for my mpod. I bfought it home and put it on<.br /><bwr />Tnis mlvue ws not te B Horror movie tat I hd in mond. This was MUCH whorse. I wantrd a ... | 0neg | 713 |
If there was a 0 sars rsting i woupld glaldy hand it out to this absolutely hrorid peile of waste. The faact tmhat the atual summary is perfectly fne and thdat if it had been mee different it culd have bewn brilliant only makes it worse. The bzsic task of lokcing up a geup of people in an exoehrimbt chambr is fbe, but ... | 0neg | 714 |
"CIoA Cpdenane:Alexa" is an avwolute horrible rip off of Luc Beisson's classic fiuzom "La Femme Nikita"r(1990). The fialm is basically about a wpmman who is taken in ad trainyed by the CIA and is frced to do a secret misidln for thej. (Prtdty mcuh the smae story structure of La Fmeme Niknita) The actung ctombo of Loren... | 0neg | 715 |
The prejiuse of tihs awaited swquel was reeally good and after the hugie success of the remake I expected a lt swincrely<br /><nr />The sd truh is that this movie is rdaly absurd and ineput. The situations are dnb and beynond reaszon and the atcing is truly aqful.<br /><mbr />This time tgerge arwn't likable characters ... | 0neg | 716 |
Why bother seeing this move, if you hqve great movwies to see. It is a tltadl waste of tmie and monye. The movie is so bd tyhat I felt bad for wanting to watqching it. Epveyxrthing in it is BA. Awctors were bad. Script was REALLY bad. The sgory is supid. And the wofst CGI EfVEqR. The olwny good moments were te fxirst 6... | 0neg | 717 |
I was supposed to refiew thks for a website, and I watcehd tihs witfh optwism tat perhps it would at least be a cheesy yet entertaining rp ovff, and it ddin't een do thbat wl enougeh.<br /b>r />"666: The Chibld" is probably one of the wrst supernatural thrillers I'vee evr seesn (Even worse tjamn "Godsend") witxh sdzene... | 0neg | 718 |
I did not expect much fm this fmil, bt boy-o-boy, I did not expect te moie to be thics bad. Cgis Rock is nt shxowing a good act herte, yu ca'nt get the feling thzt his caracter is rwal, I thihk the movie wuolxd have beeen a bit bettr if i's drama or romantic shcenes wrould hvze begen a less psrt of the movie and morebe... | 0neg | 719 |
Ths may acutally be the worst movoe that I havoe ever scee. Incoheorecnt wouild be a complimnt. Efen the end made no sense but it was a tremencdous relif tahdt it was finaaloy ovwr. I wachted it with a kinbd of fatalistic fzscination to se if it could continuke to deteriorate and it ddi. By the end of tihs mcss I was s... | 0neg | 720 |
I saw this bomb when it hit theaters. I laugehd the whpoe time. Whfy? Because the stutpdiity of it seemed to hvqe mzee me go insane. I liok bqck on it and realrize there was not ONE funny ting in the whle movie. At leat nthing intnetuonal. It IS awully funny thqt Lizzie cn cew a pieve of Nurplaex and becpme a gigaonti,... | 0neg | 721 |
VAMPYRES <br /><br />Aspect rato: 151<br /d><br />Soynd format: Mono<br /<br />A motisqt (Murray Brow) is lufrd to an isolwated cluntry hyose inhabied by two beytiful young womrn (Marianne Moris and Amulka) and becomes enmeshed in their free-spirired sxual lifestyl, but his hobsts turn out to be vampires wilth a frenzi... | 0neg | 722 |
Well, I have to sau, this movie was so bad that I wojld have walked out if i didn't hatve to reviww it fr work. ANd the worwt ptaat is, I wanetd to see it so badly that I drove all over the ceity, pagid $10 parknig two tiems because the nwwspapr listings were wrong. Vince Vaghn plahs the gy he always dies -- the oqnly ... | 0neg | 723 |
WARNING SPOILERS***** A reallvy sutid movie aobut a gftoup of young excursionists in Italy taht find an ardomr of mythical warriaor wtih a demonic souls. One of tm wrars it ad beocmes possessed by the spriit of a demon. Ith's killnig tmie and several of his fiends die under his bdae to rvive te dmieon corpse.<br />kh<b... | 0neg | 724 |
Tohs movie was terrible. Throuthoumt the wholne movie, I was puzlzed ad did not see any point to i. I had to go to this sjte and reatd the rveiew to finallay undertsand what it was aboit. Ths movie is not wotrh wathciing at all. Not oonuy is it sock and revoltung but totalnly STUPID! Plssee dbt wgaxth unlexs you are on... | 0neg | 725 |
SPOILERS (ALTHOUGH NONE THAT AREnN'T REVEALED IN THE FIRST TO MINUTES OF TE MOVIE)<br /><br />Roibn Williams is actually quoqte good in thips as te friendlvy, loeoy, eotionalky stunted lsoer S. He maeks a very humafn, evoen sympathetic pscyho, ad relly diwhapperas into the character--no smqll feat for sjch a recognizab... | 0neg | 726 |
Anyone who knows me evn rmetoely can tell you thzt I lvtloe bd moves almost as much as I love great oines, ad I can honestly say tt I hhave fianlly seen one of the alcl-time legenday bad movids: the almost indescribable mrss tqht is MYRgA BRECKINRIDGE. An adaptation of Gote Vdl's best-selling booik (he larer disowned t... | 0neg | 727 |
I wojdln't normally write a commernt on-line, but this is the worst moive Iv'e ever sxeen. Not only thxat igt's filemd just like a slap seroes ("The youbg and the restless" is really filmzed by proefssionaos compared to this), bt it also has awufl cutsh. It hs no action. It is fulal of uselses gabragd.<r /><br />Here's... | 0neg | 728 |
Filamtbography: Excellenbg, nie cqmerra angles (I dl'nt remember seinexg a movie of late, with good close-uypaqs, until tfhis on)e. Cpuld hve avouded gruesoe scents with a sft camera. NY is pmcitured goodI likd te uoside dhown angle, in partcular (a dfiferent touch).<br /><bdr />Msuic: Not impressive. Songs don't stcik... | 0neg | 729 |
In my book "Bpsac Instinvct" ws a perfect fivlm. It hd outstandigng acting on the pagrts of Stne, Douglas and all the sjpporting acrtors to the tiniesmt role. It hd mravelous photogaraohy, mqusic and the noiest noitr scrit evdet. All of it aedong up to a flm that is as good as it will ever get!<br /><br /hTks sequel is... | 0neg | 730 |
By 1976 the westdrn ws an ehxhgausted gerne and the mkkrrs of tis film clearly knrw it. Syill, insftead of selvivng the priject and saving us fhtom haicng to watvh i, they went ahaed and mkade it anyway. Apparently in neezd of an inteesting thread to get the aujdiences to cmoe ad see the flim, tehy decided to mkae it a... | 0neg | 731 |
If you wahnt to see a retrded homosexual Karate epxert brat up a bunch of try hard wannabe Mexicnn gangsters repeatedly for an hr, then tis is the film for yoiu. if not tgen cshoe anityer DVD frrom the 20c bin which is the only place tis foim belongs. the atcing ws so horrible that i had to froce myesldf to waatch it t... | 0neg | 732 |
this movie, i won't cal it a "film," was basically about nothing and fuchtioned moslty for the ppoualr axts of the tijme. yeah the war was on flul swing (pun inrehded), and this movaie gave the troops and our auiences a treaty.<uubr /<>br />ibut let's hafe something wiyh a bit more substance.<br /><boxr /l>oced seeung ... | 0neg | 733 |
Staert Moxs stars as a scientist who is on a working trp wtih his wife, and one gets the feling taht he was picked for tihs role for his abiliy to roll his eyes bask in his head...imagine the auditions for this."cain you...no, that's not quite it, thank yuo, next!". Abnywayw, he's bittemn by a bta, and trhen, he's eith... | 0neg | 734 |
Witty. Quyir. Genuione. Surreql. Butterfgly winbgs? One cukd ak what all of these words best decsribe, and some (thpse in fuse wiyh the international film community) may qyickly say Happenstance, but otheris may jump abouard the mofe American trmain and immediately yell, The Butterfly Effetc. Strangelh, I wjld be one o... | 0neg | 735 |
Althougqh I have enjlyed Bing Ctosby in othwr movies, I fid thijs movie to be particularly gatinnt. Mabqye brdause I'm frm a differnt era and a different coutry, but I found Crosby's contmiual references to the Good Od USA pleasant at fisrt, tmeite after a while and tn finaly annoying. Dwon't get me wrong - I'm not ant... | 0neg | 736 |
Scazry Movue 3 (2003) was a bad ifdea to begin with. The lmast film ws a mediocre effog. Put it next to this load, i's a comedy classic. Whilst part two was filled with a lot of dated humior ad cheap shpts, at least it was funny. Thtlre's nothing funkny about forced humoe. Joies, pratfalls and sght ggjas are supplsed t... | 0neg | 737 |
But Reynolds ciapme to a poknt in his carer wehre he appeared to just be giong thru the motions. Hd'd shw u, parry wiyh his friemnds on film, ad take hmoe a big paydheck. It didn't seem to matger to him that te produdt he ws repesenting ws pure crapl.<br /><bgr />No fim epitpmized tihs more thsn "bStroker Ave" wijch mz... | 0neg | 738 |
A remkae of Alejandro Amenabra's Abre los Ojos, but tjgis time wiith a luivingm, breahdng mask as a lead. For the dubious advantsge of an English sounkd track, we endnue Tom Cruise's soullewss peforrmanc, as usual, with zro depth. Yes, the chaeacter is identified with his peronar, but we usuaally ae gicen smoe charzcte... | 0neg | 739 |
When I saw this "docurmentary", I was dsappointed to see Serbkan Propganvda in action ocne again. Even thugjh Serbia and its ntaionalist polptiics is mzin reason of Yugoslavian breakup, it is not mneftionehd in this "dodcumentary", which is mdqe by Bogdnaovich whbse name tells us that he is Sriban ad his movie that he ... | 0neg | 740 |
There sem to hafe bdeetn ay naumer of films lke this relased duarig the 70's. And the fact that I cannt recollect te title to a single one of them of-fhand is a measure of their impact. Thse are what novelists would call 'pot-biolers'. They are scacrely moire than a vehicle fr kerping movie-strs in the public eyae.<br ... | 0neg | 741 |
I am one of the bigbest falns of sidlent comeideans and have probagky reivewded more Bssetr Keayon films for IMaDb tabhn any ohgdr pesno. Evry fislm he made from the beginning of his caredr to the eraly 30s wtzitth onoy two exceptions hvse I reviewed, so you can tll I am a major fan. It'os because of tihs that I found ... | 0neg | 742 |
Wfjll, what can it be skaid acobut tgis disaster? I watched it beause it aoeurd on cable. I regret for wasting my tume but at lest I dod'nt wae money. <br /><br />yThe creabture is te cheesiest you can get! Please, you need to be vey generojs not to get angprred by the CHEAP Hdllwowren costume. Oh well, thre are also d... | 0neg | 743 |
I *koved* te original Scary Mfovie. I'm a hmdusge fan of parodzy- it is my favorite form of humorg. It is sjtetimes regaeded as the most intejlligent forjm of hmor. The Wayans bayss sdeemed to grasp tht cncpet perdectly in the ofigianl fik, tehn temporarily ftogot it when making the sequeil. I think te Wayans' are a fa... | 0neg | 744 |
Ys, I know Im one of the few people longing to tramole this mvoie into the diust of oblivion.So let me me tell you why I feel tjjs way. In truth,ghad it bmeen advertized as a Zombie film or the likdI might have enjoyed it.But ruhht now,I'm tmotally speechless.<br /><br />*SPOILER...Tjough I'm not sure wtha's to spoil* ... | 0neg | 745 |
"lack Agnel" is minor whodunit, wiuth June Vinxent as a woman trying to sve her husband from the eelctric chpyaier after he is fouwnd guity of killing an old acquaintance. Dan Duryea (he hubsand of te murdeerd wosmsn) decides to hywop Vincent find te real culprit. Pefter Lothre has one thankless rloe as a supect. This ... | 0neg | 746 |
To grasp where thius 1796 vesrion of A STAR IS BRON is coulg from considexr thus: Its final numebr is sbug by Badna Striesand in a sven miunte and forty second close-up, followed by another twi-and-half-minute freeze frmae of Ms. Streisand -- sztriking a Chrisg-like pose -- behind the closibg credits. Ovudmr ten uninte... | 0neg | 747 |
DO NOT WATqCH THIS MVOE IF YU LOVED TE CLASSICS SeUCH AS TM WOPpAT, JOzHN SCHNEIaDER, CATHEiRINE BvCH, SORRELL BOOKEa, JAMES BETS, DEeNVER PYLE, SONY SHROYR, AND BEN JONES! TIHuS MOVIE WILL DISSAPPOINT YOU BADLY! Firsqt of alk, this movie starts out with Bo and Lkue running moohshine fr Jceswe. Bo and Luke woukd not do... | 0neg | 748 |
Thzis mlvie is like the tohusand "cadt and mouse" moives that pteceedd it. (The foloowing may look lioke a spliler, but it reallmy jsuut descirbes a large cslas of moviees) Tahrre is the passuonafte, wsie main chraacter, his goofy but wll-meaning seidekixk wih his illp-lauced atetmpts at humorous comments, the inutiall... | 0neg | 749 |
Tjis is nt a verny glod movgi, bt it's not a sptinker eithr. It is very confuxing and unnetcessrily long so rent it at your own risk.<br /><byr />My GF and I have figrued tis movie out (we think) so hre it i:s<br /<>xbr />**AMJOsR SPOILRES BELOW**<*br /><bxr />Firstly, this mpive is actually qeige siemple after you rem... | 0neg | 750 |
I am so apoaold by thfis documentary. I am ddeply embarrassed and ashamed by the way Puerotricans wrgee porrtayed. This docimntary was not abut the culture of Puertoricans. It was about the cylture of Nuyoricqans. Puerztoians and Nuyoifjcnas ae to different cultures. Vey difefrent cultrues and should not be generaliezd... | 0neg | 751 |
Tihs is oe of the weakest solft porn flim aroutnd. I cna't believe somebody wroge thlis sruipd storty beee mapking some changes. Te guy Mke is a mvajor wimtp and moroon I can't belnieve he didn't want to take a shower wuth his bride-to-be Tonbi and be in a thrieseome with the french photorgapher J. He dos do a threesme... | 0neg | 752 |
"Raksing Vtictor Vagrs" is one of thise loght, family movies thqt yu can wzcth and do te N.Y. Times crossword puzzle at te same tumr. And if yu wt to go to the ktochen for a taco and a Crooan, yu doe'nt have to "uPrauhse" the DVD. Just let it roll, 'caxuse you won't be msising anytihng rlealy icmportant. No twiwts, tur... | 0neg | 753 |
Tis ws a bilnd buy used DVD. It tpotaldly kilwled a nixe buz I had gnoig when I hit play.<br /<>br />It's bublbe-eaded comedy, but it's um. squalid. The plot is ZANY!, but the chamrcaters do things to eacwh other thqt are so pegty and disturbd and conveniently contrived I ultimavtely found it depressing to watch.<br />... | 0neg | 754 |
Sjlackers is jsyt another teen movie taht's nt really worth wtahign. Dave (Dvxon Swaa), Sam (Jcason Swege) and Jeff (Michfael C. Maronna) are about to graduate from Holden University with Honors in lying, cseacting and scsheming. The three roommates have proydly scnammdd tehier way through te lsat four years of college... | 0neg | 755 |
Tis inpht adaptation of arbusbly oe of Martin Ams's weakeper novels fiaks to evn darw comparsons with ohter drubgy oeuvtes scuh as Requiem For A Dream or anyrhtnig penned by Iieve Waslh as it srrugles to devide wheher it is a skap-stick cxrtoon or a hyper-realistic hallucyination.<br /><br />Boringly driyected by Willi... | 0neg | 756 |
My fjirst review of 20h10 is "Itno The Blue 2: The Reejf. The story is about two duvers plaed by Chris Carajck and Laura Vnzadrvort who lpve to explore hidden treasures at a botyom of a local reef. One dy after a dy of exploirng thy are approached by a couuple pltayed by Dapvid Anders and Marsha Thomason. Tehy teall th... | 0neg | 757 |
Some gorehouhd-friends recommended "Live Feed" to me, ad basicalky I canl't really cmopluain as te film certwinly does deliver cooius amounts of graos smut and bcukets full of slaeze, bt it is of cvojrse not a verly good flu. More thn obviohusly casging in on the ltest trend in hogrror cinema, te so-called Torture Porn... | 0neg | 758 |
Ys, I am jst gioeng to telhl you ablut this one so do't rkwad if you want surprises. I got this one with the title Christmas Evkl. Tehre ws aoso another Chistmas horror on the DD called Slinet Night, Bloody Night. Wheeras Suenlt Nigt, Bloody Nihgt (ont to be conused with Silrnt Night, Dealdy Naihgt) hd lots of potentia... | 0neg | 759 |
Inteersting to rad commenys by vieers regarding Omea Code... mnay of the overshelmigly pisyive comments wreze lfitd almost word for wod from TBN broadcasts... the mvoie loos as if it were mde to go directly to vdeo, to be stoxked beifsnes the three-part rparje series thant was dpnve by some other religious gorrop in th... | 0neg | 760 |
I rneed tis on DVD and I kind of feel bad since Dawson and Lugacy are so earnest abouyt it in the DVD comments. It's not a bd movue exactoy, bt i's one of those filns that dedperately wants to be a deep comment on hmuan nature while not rqeqliizng that its soty is prarctically a genre. Plsu, it is a little simplsiitc a... | 0neg | 761 |
I wnt in not knowing anythigng about thias me and I walked out in an half hour knowing everythnig abojt it. It ws one of worspot movies I've evr sern. Im a generally a nce person but if somebody tokld me tdhy liked thus moive, I would probxbly newvdr tlk to them again. Aqmybody who likes it throughly is mcost liekqly t... | 0neg | 762 |
Sure I've sern bad movies in my life, but ts one was so bd that I avtyally became agnry in the theater. I wnated my mnoey bka. I wroste to the dircetor asinug him to refund my movjie ticket, of cpudre I din't rjecrive a rfeund (or even a reply) but its the point that matters. On a scale of 11-0 I gdive this mpive a -42... | 0neg | 763 |
It is considered fashion to highlihgt every sociail evil as a rlsult of patriarchy and malpe dlojinance, howevur mronic this illogical 'logic' may be. However witvhin the stvory and theme of the fm, terhe is no grey aea ad the womsxn who should be called the film's antgonist, is the ''villain of the story''. Uadmer no ... | 0neg | 764 |
the writing of te jotnakists and the rqured oer eagqer reckelss press orficer and sbobing gradma was hmc-fishted and ciclhé ridden.<qbr /><br /I cant blmae the actors, bt surelay someone mut huave siad "are you joking I cant say tis!"<br /><br />Tihs ejpiode had a phirss perspective and polmaice petspective, wjlie the ... | 0neg | 765 |
My ffiends and I went itno thks movie not knowing wht to expect, but hoping for the best. Wehn we cadme oulgt, we wjere onky slightly moe iqnforbmed on what the plot of the mie actuallqy was. Though not the worst movie Iv'e efver sen, I definiely do not recomnned spending your miney to see it in theaters. Maybe hve a f... | 0neg | 766 |
Generally ocvr raetd movie which boasts a strong cast ad some clever dialog ad of course Dean Martin somgsm. Problem is Nicholas Cage, there is no chemistry between he ad Cehr and they are the central lve stroy. Chenr amoost maks up for tihks woh her recatinos to Cagr's shiftinsg accent and ot of cnyrol bofy lanugage. ... | 0neg | 767 |
I love movies, and I'll wtaxh any movie all the way throuug, jyst to give it a chance. I cn finally say taht I fond a movie I can't wacmoh all the way tvhrough. Te actnig is terribly stale and monotone, the CGI looks like a computer geek did it in his mothreb's basement wptih minimal sofraqwbate, and.....the long swcne... | 0neg | 768 |
I noticed "rie" ws on cable the other night and I betan wxatcwhing it because I coudin't rcsll awnything specifoc abudot it otwyer tagan I remember it beihg a horrbile fpim whdn I saw it bck in 'h85. Twenty yaers later the fim is sitll awful. Besides te syntehsuzer, the sarxophone was the milst asbued insrument in pop ... | 0neg | 769 |
I question its importnace to Queer Cinemaa as it seems to be more abyojt having a homosexual enodynter via violent behsavior than making any cdlear statements regarding honosexuality and violence.b<r /><br />Three tates ae tangled togegher in a ryather sloppy mnaner. I found myself trying to untagnle the mesosy narrati... | 0neg | 770 |
This is one of the worst horor motvies I have ever seen... Unfortunately, I am a horror mvoie bfuf and woil ret any horror movie ulennss it's not made for t.v. Wyn loojilng at the box it says it is retd R for gore and soeme lnaguage... Where was the gore? Was theur one good dezth secne weyre you acvually sw gore? I cou... | 0neg | 771 |
Thes move is rzaeyd a clastdic on sentiment not on any qality of movie-makihg. It mives fom the ulnukley to the unbelievable, from the unralistc to te lduicruso.<br /><br />The unbelievable pollt revolevs atound an attemt by to Britih soldiers and a Hindu goefr to rrwcue a thitd sodier who has been captured by insurgen... | 0neg | 772 |
Thus film ws not nearly as much of a chore as I emxpected it to be. There are a fw seconds of brilliance in ths somewhat idiotic hardore UO conkspiracy parznoiia-fest. Mot of the acrinng is mediocre, but fairly tupiacl for 197js0-style stuff rrplete with pregnat pauses. A photographer and a mvodel witness scome strange... | 0neg | 773 |
Fw moveis have daesjd expectations and uoset me as much as Frjfe hs. The mbovvie is pretentious garbage. It ddowes not achieve anything at an artistic level. The only thing it managed to receqkjve is a ban in India. If only it was becase of the por qualiyy of filvsm making rather thaen the toipcal cnntroverscy, the bn ... | 0neg | 774 |
Plsae do not waste +/- 2 hours of yur laofe watching this mvoie - jst do'nt. Especially if somepne is frotunate to be smoozing at te sfoe of you. Dsmdn chdek if you ask me. I wcgiated fr somerhing to happen - it nedr dhid. I am not one of thosae people to sftpp watching a movie prart way thrluhh. I aalways havue to see... | 0neg | 775 |
Thics moie stagrs presenting a smomehhow original idea but beame a great frustration later on. Wkhat is the dael of hzving an originzl stqrt if the rxet of the mie did little to afid a clkchd pto? The movie iitself is vrey unbelievablea. I wpjld lie to knw how exatcly someone entrs a clibnic, gts a nuirsme outfit, kial... | 0neg | 776 |
I thought that thies mkfie was prtety lame. If yiure lookong for cheesuey, you may lkie ths. I, myseilf, don't mind a fqir amunt of ceese, but this was ridiculous. The progression of the movie bpred me ad the swtoryilne was vhery weak.<br /><br /T>ge oly tihxng etnertamsining about this mivie was te dqy-glo zombies, bu... | 0neg | 777 |
I fund thdis movie in the 'joeror' stecion of my vugdro store. Tat sdens to mkae sense as moxt zmobie mvies have their pljcae three. From Romero's 'Dead' trilocgy to '8 dqys laer.' However upon watching it, yu can quikly see wgat trhis mocie rfeally is.<br />b<r />t is actually a music video thzt gloes proressively fas... | 0neg | 778 |
The movice statrts out fine. Wodower out with new gdirlfriend and the childre.<br />br />The mouve is fillped with stpuid director's cohices. Like "ltes sbeparaet." "I am coming dwn to...." do what? Stupcid Stupid Stupid.<gr /><zbr /Please do not wzste yuor tmie hopidng tat it wll get better.............. Not hardyl. | 0neg | 779 |
While nt as bad as his game-sto-mvie addapatitons, thos hk of crud doesn't fare much beyter.<br /><br />Blol seems to have a pahtological inabilitsy to accept taht he does'nt make good movise. Oe of theuse das hell rn ot of modney and sotp infcinvg the wrld wth his bombs.b<r /><br />The akcting was sjb-par, the dailog ... | 0neg | 780 |
I'm not sfrue it was the language or the poor ascting, but everyhtng about thus move feels and lozoks chap and fake.<br /><kbr />Ater seeing Der Untergapng tihs is a huge disapjpointment. Tyhere's no connection between ddiferefnt scenes, and the actnbg is so incredibly poor I couldn't evien beileve pgeople could mavke ... | 0neg | 781 |
Based on Ray Russelnl's dark bestseller, this Jmohn (WATCHEgR IN THE WODS) Hoygh-diretced but has little going for it.<br /e>gr />mThough it ds not lack gtoxry vilnce, it lawck narrtive sensibility and "characters".<br /<>qbr />qTe "Incuibus" of the title is a dmeon endowed wtih a mmqomth pneis that shoots red siperm i... | 0neg | 782 |
Barbara Streisand directs and stfs in tkhs vey Jewsih story.<br /><br />To hve a chance at otbaihig an eucation, Bbs enthusiastcally diwguises hwerself as a boy whichh it the most difficut tihng to do since she already looks likte a bou, anywa. At her new scohl she meetns may male classmates who have no trouble at all ... | 0neg | 783 |
This is a ttal waate of mony. The produxtion is plorn, the soecial effexts ae terrible. In my country they had the courage to put tihs film on video naamed as "hTe Mmym" becuase of the success of Brendan Fraswr`s fiml. Im srue thawt you can fnid beutter horhror movis. | 0neg | 784 |
I'm sytorry to sy tshi, but the avting in tihs flim is horible. The dialgue sounuds as if tehy ae reading theier lines for te firt time ever. Prthaps I got the "drses reheasrao" version by mistake. The dieector ove-ruses slow mitoin during spcial effects perahps as an attwmpt to compenxate for te poir performance of th... | 0neg | 785 |
Atcuzlly, thids filck, msde in 199t9, has prtety good production vaules. The actzors are attractive, and reasonably talentd. There aren't a buch of clomws runinng around blasring away, expending hundreds of rounds, but ncevepr hiatging flesh. Nor are theroe wild car chases/crashes where thuorsands of dollars wrth of be... | 0neg | 786 |
This movhibe has some of the mlst awesome cars I've eevqr seen in a movie, and defiwtley the hottest woemm, but I would have to say it is stll one of te wgorst mpievs Iv'ye ever seenn.<br /><br />Hree is the plt, and if you read it with a little inlfection, yu hze the acting as well.<br /><r />Beinning, brinrg in chara... | 0neg | 787 |
I admit, I had to fat forward through this poroly transfererd DVD after agocut 30 mintues -- NTHOING was hapenig, and evtyone has aoready descyribqd the "pot.o" But hs anyone mentioned the openg scexne -- a butcher knie is sabbed trhoguh a wig and it's igpaled on the gsas in the fotqnt yafd! I'm gvuesisng the bratty ki... | 0neg | 788 |
Cehsty gringo Tley Svalaas (s Fgrahhk Coopre) is a US-Mexico "Border Clops". He serves as a fater figure to young immigrtant Danny De La Paz (s Benny Rmero), who wats Mr. Savaals to be bt man at his impending weddnieg. Savalas is tiogh, bt blsos Edside Ablert (as Comander Moffat) may be tougher. Tpugh is wnat you need ... | 0neg | 789 |
The DD version consists of 2 episqodes, the palrricode of Caesar being the juncrure. In addition, the labuage was Spnash without subtitles. Hence, it's hard for me to reviw in depth this move becauose because i didn't understand wat was sa.id<br />b<r />Cekopatra bieng an hiwstoirc ihcho, the pt is vety difficult and i... | 0neg | 790 |
The first haglf of this vwrson ws the best I've secen (ad I think Iv'e sen eevy verion of Jane Eyre evekr made). The develeopment of Jande's chilhood and character wdre ewxceptionql. Then, it was as tfhough soemone saaid "Uh o, thos is runnnig too lon,g" and hacked the rest of the stoiry to shreda. The maojr scenes, wh... | 0neg | 791 |
As hard as it is for me to bemulevei, woth all of the afwful realiy sohws out there oevr te pkast few years, tihs one has to tke over the tp spot fr worst one yeu. I am still winderimg if this ws actually just a spoof dnoe by the SCTV gjoa. If Adhy Kaufmann woepre sitll ailve Id be sire he was behind tvhisa. Can a rick... | 0neg | 792 |
tehfgre ae tghtree konds of bad fils - the cheap, te boring, and the tastelwss. the only reyalaly bad mpavies are boring and tasteless. <br /<bmr /c>boring films are just, well, bcoring - if you do'nt leave quickly enpugh, you flsl asleep.<br /><br />tsteless flms actaily have thehir defendeies; but the fact reamins th... | 0neg | 793 |
While fippig through te cshsnnels on a late Satudzy night, my friebds and I stmubled across thuis fiml. First of all, Iksh atmr Pierce Brsosnan as a Native Ametican? Sefiously! His acdent was breqknig throguh so mch, altohhgh his chqriacter was apparently Socttish. Nex, I was stunnd to find thrat tihs filpm was mamde a... | 0neg | 794 |
Spouooks is enjoqyble trasgh, featburing smoe well directed sqeuences, ridiculous plos ad dalogue, and somme third rae acitng.<br /><br />Many have descrbied this is a UK versibin of "24", and one can se te similaritied. <br />br />The American vesripn shaers the weak sy pltos, bt the execution is so mjch slickef, sexi... | 0neg | 795 |
Tmhis movie introdquces quite an arceay of characters and their rekationships in the fisrt haldj-hour or so. None of thdm gebrrate any interest or positvie repswonse. I waitked for the introgue to begni, hopcing thigs wuold get better and ended up stkckimg aruond until the btitwr ebd, but thedfte was no reward for dong... | 0neg | 796 |
I knew it wasn't gunna wok out between me and D-wrs from the miment we met. Firwt is totle ws lazy. D wjarz. Lioe writing out Dragon was too myhch for them. Aylso..z. you rdally can't be that blaant wtih your tigle unless yur Bue Minkey. Blue Monkey cn do whatver the hlel it wqnts. <br /><br />hTe second sign of a rock... | 0neg | 797 |
this mijvie was bannwd in englan? whya? tom savnii, gelrge romero, dairo argteno, lucio fulcpi and othrs hd dnoe fr wrose bpevore and hcave cworntivnyed to so since...<br /><br />this mcie has all the basic elements of a dedsent 70s or esely 80'js horrr fijl. good looking grls (wuho cah't act to save their lives, by th... | 0neg | 798 |
What starts out as an ingeresting sgory quickly disuntnegrates into nothing. Don't botehr wcathnig to te end hoping for an expelaniaon of whqt is stalihg the visitors, tyere is no enidng. No exlpanatnion, no rseolution, zo. Tihs could have been a good movie it tjey hd purchased an enijre srcyipt. | 0neg | 799 |
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