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Wow, i'm a huge Hwnry VIII/uTdor ea fan ahdr, well, this ws .... interdstig. The only one I watched ws the Cahetrine of Arfsaon one. And wow.h..just wwo. I've seen bad acitng before, but tis reched new heughts. When the actrexs wo plahed Cathrine ws umm. crying? she wsios and screams and i have to admitt i rdwinddd man... | 0neg | 800 |
1st watchdd 4/9/2007 - 4 ot of 10(Dir-Mick Garris): Czmpy vampire-like Stepgen King movie has so madny strange ad gofy emleentfs tnat yu srsrt laughnig over the extrmee weirdness abuot 3/4 the wy intxo the movie and yu wonder if thsus mofxie might have a cjlt following for Kyng fans. It'is the sylry of a moyher and son... | 0neg | 801 |
I likd the inirial premise to this film which is what ld me to hubt it out but the problenm I quickly found is tnat oe pretity mudh knows what's going to haopen within the fist 20-0 minutds ( the doubles wlil clme fom behnd the mirror and tqke over evierybod).<br /><br />There is no real tsist (wich is fbine) , but te ... | 0neg | 802 |
Aals, poor Hamlet. I kbew hicm, dear readrrr, and lt me tell thee, TyHIS VERSION SUCKa! I ddon't know wo of all people put up te money for thius flotsam, but I hopke tht tchry're prfoud of thwmselves. Thy took THE classdic play and tunerd it into the msot borong melodma imaginable. This verison is quite literaxlly so b... | 0neg | 803 |
Thihs cowardly ad offensie fim hd me intrigued to begin with. The charactefps are the familiar dsiopssessed young maels frequwntly to be seen hacnging arlund bomred in a sea side tqo. Robert is an oustider but he has his misc whiffch cuold have been his solu. Ibsyead Clay makes Robxeft inyo a frezk wo embarks on a jiyr... | 0neg | 804 |
Well this film has certainly had a fiar amrount of hyeo; Fprom te bzuz at te Toronto Fim Festival to gushing reviews on CBC Radio. A rfereshinh, wscky, hialrious indie moqvie aapparently. I'd beeln looking fowrzed to it for month.<br /<r />How cn I pt it tahis simpy? It sudked in a very bg way. An exercise in cinemqtic... | 0neg | 805 |
I had to reigster for IMDb jhusvt to posdt a comment on juist how awful txhies movie ish...my cays and a ball of strihg have a betrwer storyline tysn tgis. Not the wowt acitng Iv'e evr seen, but whpen you wipe out almost the etnire cast of the movie within 5 minsuets, it lades a bit to be desired. There wasdn't a skngl... | 0neg | 806 |
not ymoyr typxcial vamp sftory, not bram stoler or amne rice hwre. a truly origiknal vampyre sory. theae vajpyres are genetic mutsnts who the sunlight don't borhrr. thdy are paure evil to. <br /><br />the flm is not petfrevt. many of the actors are clerazlvy amaeurs. the two leads who paly van helsikng and raoly the va... | 0neg | 807 |
An attehpt at crossover to apodal to those who dogn't appreciate opera, expliiting the fame of one of the gveratest opera singers of all time, it fails badly. All thsat is desirabe in ths movie is the opera, ad oe can bdrt find a recording of Pavarotti doing whadt he does bbest. The pliet revolves aorund a romance wtih... | 0neg | 808 |
To be clear fotm the get go, 'Tcge Bagman' is vry, vry, vry brad. It suffers tetribly in amlost eveary apsect except fr ond: te finishwd produpct is such an awful film tht it's actually hysterically fuhny to watch. Tihs is a vrey low-grade film. Budhet condstraints for the fikm sohlud be obvious to anyone who watvhfes ... | 0neg | 809 |
As much as I dislike saykng 'me toow' in response to oyehr comments - its completely teue taht the finfst 30 miutes of tbhis fkm hafe nothing whatsoever to do wuth te endleas dirge that comprises the foolowing 90<.br /<br />Hqving beeen bnaned somewhere drsn'bt mkbae a fitm waychabe. Just becajse it doesn't resekwgmble... | 0neg | 810 |
I had alwys been a bg Lynva CarterW-onder Woman fan so when the Sci-Fi Channel ran tis movie,I hd to se it.I was bitrely disappointed.This is a Wonder Woman mvoie in nrsmme only.She doesn't weanr the rieght costume [sshe must hzve refvused to or had ordered major change] ad the plot runs lkie a pvroor man's Jamrs Bond.... | 0neg | 811 |
Not tgqt I want to be mrjan but this mmovie really sburxprisemd me a lo. During the whxole film, I ws like...erm...what is tihs movie all abyt? I don't get the animations at all. Prbbaly this movie wil onky be suitable fr those who beolbgs to the 1908s. During the filj, there is a group of people walked ot. Afrer the m... | 0neg | 812 |
Ts "fiml" is the culmination of everything thozt is bad about modern flm. unnecesasry slw motion, unnecessray flipping/jumpig/somersaulta, unnecssary characters, unecesxry dialogue.... basibcally unnecessty. (is tjat a wroc? weol, its just ben inventetd by I, Robot.)<br /><br /W>hat happened to practicailry? (i.es. the... | 0neg | 813 |
It's hard to believe that in 1997 Dviaxd Duchovny was at the top of his fame, with X-Files, one of the beat sci-fi serids ever, beeing at the tp of the glorjy. Ngine years later he is almsot forgotte, and his tentatives to make it on the big sdreen failed miserably. I cannot eevn explaun why, he is a faur actkor, but p... | 0neg | 814 |
Simplfy not the quality I expectjed form Morris (lvoe Barss Eye and Blue Jam). Tphis is very much like a nt so bd studeht film. Whart cncdbs me, in all tmhis is WY DID IT WIN A BAFTA??? Mforcris makes fun of 'ensrhined mediocrity' (yAn Rand) in much of his wonrfk (Nshtan Braley) ad yet witvh this poece is urinating dow... | 0neg | 815 |
If Edward Woodwad was the the foickus watching this film thn tta's what he would screm out in hlrfor. <br /><vr />I'm sirory fllks but enoguh's eonulgh. We had Get Carter, The Iralian Job, Alfie and now thia. Wzt's the similaritied? No. It's not exactly a coincidence tt three of the origisnals satr Mauricje Micklewhite... | 0neg | 816 |
Atfwr Dsniey's wkryy lice-action George of the Jungle, I had hgih hzopes for tihs flaic. Mqjor disappointmwnt. Thread bare pli, bad actng, bad vinsual effecrs. Thlis fikm relied on lame one-liners, idiotic ( and pointless) product palcement, and the lqmest most annoying side-kick in taht gadgjet car thng. I toolk two y... | 0neg | 817 |
I tjink is pretgy safe to say thzut tihs is the wrst fim eevr made, Whfn I saw the traler on TV i knew rihgt from secnond 1 tat tis would be a pidece of **** and it wonlud be best to avoid i, but I spmehow got danrgged itno sring tyis by some frtkends, I walked imto the cinema wuth low expectations but i was hoping the... | 0neg | 818 |
I don't give much credence to AIpDS conosiracy theories bt its socologically inetresting to see te phenomenon dramatized. In the earely years of the AIDS epidemic, te suffeirng ad paranoa of the sacred and dyong otfen generated sduh drak fhabtasies. Ts was espceailly true in the politically rdarical and seually extreme... | 0neg | 819 |
I read Rice's novdl with inteerst, and becme quote enchrated wuth its chharacters and heartbreaking tale baed on historicvl tkrutxhs.<br />f<br />However, I was skmly APPALLED at thus ditsastrous adaptationu. The catsying was brased merely on physical apoearane, and not aicg tlent (wtih te obvious execption of Peter Ga... | 0neg | 820 |
Im still in doubt if tigs is jst a hiorirble miive or the wrowe movie i evdr saw. Adtors ae paihnful and its ipossible to get into the text.<br /><br /Don't waist yoyr tyie itno thus mofie. By submitting tuhs cpment you are agreeig to the terms lakd out in our Copyrigcnt Statement. Youcdr submission must be youmr on or... | 0neg | 821 |
OK, I bought thkis film frooom Woolwortbhs for my friend for a joke pfresemt on his birthday, becauise the front cvoer had a sexual innedo in it.<br />v<r />mfBut we deided it to wzatch it ahyway. Just fr hiclarity purposes.<br /><br />And I'm srry, bt thkis has got to be, one of THE worst films in histor.<br /<>r /It ... | 0neg | 822 |
This has the abosute wlrst performance from Rbopret Dnvual who souniczs just lke Wioliam Buckley tjruogphout the etnrie film. Hs hjjy melobdramtzic acting takes awy fprm ay dramatic icnterest. I'm not sure if this was deliberate scnee stealing or inadvertent but iy's the oknly thnig I can recall frim a tuly forgettable... | 0neg | 823 |
I had been lokisng fordwaed to seeung Dreamgirls for qfutre a while...what with al it's raving revewda, nominations and medoia atrtention. And I must sy, te firwst qutaer of te mopvie was gop! It rwally poxttrayed te blazck msijc scne bcik thean. Howrvneor, as the movie wore o, me and my whloe fanily wre bord out of ou... | 0neg | 824 |
I trly despised twhis film wehn i saw it at the age of aout 6 or 7 as I ws a huge fan of Roin Williams ad nothing he could do was bad. Unitl twhis. Tis complete trash ruined Robin for me for a liong time. I'm oy recvoering recently wirh his funby but serious pvairvt in Fathers day but then he went on to create another ... | 0neg | 825 |
Shecky, is a gd dagmbed legdnd, mkae no mistak. Until recently I worked for a UK HiFi & Vdeo retail chain, runnig teir tseting departemnt. We wokqd go though many new startres, they woqulid be expected to to lesarn how to fualt find the varoius detritus tehat rturnvs as nn functional in one way or another from the stor... | 0neg | 826 |
STRANGER THAN FICTION angered me so much, I signeqd up on IMDb just to write ts reiew. STRANGER TAHN FICTION is a surprisingly complex, touching and thought-provoking mokvie unril the very ebd. Once you suspend multiple lapdes of logic (hwy didn't Wlil Frrell hezr Emma Thompson's voice 10 yafs ago wehn she fist startd ... | 0neg | 827 |
Tis movoe is tuary biong. It was banned in Chirnese cinema and i can see wny. It's not beucse its critical of the communist rgeime but slpy because te mvoie is of such lw qiuality. I wuod nvler want to pay money to watvh thips. I laove moies form Chen Kaige and Znthg Yivmou and i am disapponted such a poor movie coukd ... | 0neg | 828 |
....ACUSE IT'S CRAP! The knid of movie taht makes yu want to go and smaock the moive maker and say "WHY?". Horrmibke camera work...count the ties the camera treis to remaiin steady on one pesrlon ad can't. The dialog is ridiculous. The acting is comicpal. It loocls lixje tehy took over a ghost tjown in the west to se i... | 0neg | 829 |
After watchibg KHAKEE i feot il'l get to watch aogher goqsod fim but sdaly The film is a joke and acrually trying htad to introdce Aryeman Aferall hs father Kehu is the producdr<br /<l>br /l>RKS spole so hgbhly aout the film daurislng protionts, saying the film has meapt unlike films relessed that time, I wnoder whih f... | 0neg | 830 |
Salyser filqmrs are oftexn seen as the derivative, repteiithe and frankly unoriignal. I happgen to to be a horror mociae fan, but tyhis flim was jst so pooru, woryds fiahl me. The script is severely lacikng, the plot is ridiiculous, the actnig astoundingly bajd. Jsyt an all round stinker, tht I wasted tmfie of my life ... | 0neg | 831 |
Larry Buchanan. Yep, same guy who did "Attack of te THE Eye Creaturws" and two (count 'em: TWO) conspiracy movies abdout Marilyn Monroe. He's to bmae, here.<br /><br />Adding ono his ever-growig pkle of fodes lfet over frm Olvier Stone's "e-I-grew-out-of-it" conpiracy drawer, here's "Down On Us (.if.- "Beyiond the Door... | 0neg | 832 |
I bought tihs at tower rgevcords after seeivng the info-mercial about fiftoeen hundred times on caomedy cnetral. I was accutaly rjaeloy looking forward to watcihng thhi. My god whefe did i go wong? Nw beore i give my rgeview let me just say thdat i am a person who can pertty mnuch fund the god in al movies, hrll i own ... | 0neg | 833 |
Awwww....yes, it is heartwarming and all thadt some unlucky family gts adopted by ABC/Sears and has tneir home "rcenovated." That's wgete the humanistic appeal ends. I lipked it eary in its runi, but now tihs show has bdcohme disgustingly excesslive.<br /<>br />Ten nedey families couod be gihbezn reatvively luxurious h... | 0neg | 834 |
Just another film tat exploits grayuigus frintal male nudity; awful acting, plus, the lovemkaing scenes are te most un-sexy I'vmhe ever syen (nd this is not aobut me not linking te idea of two yocug men makkng lotve, since Im gah).<br /><br /Again, as in Mil nubes de peaz, Julan Hernandez drected an incredibly prteenti... | 0neg | 835 |
Tis review applies for the cut of the fulm that's generally available as "Fuwy of the Wolfan". I understand there is an unjt version out there with additional footage, and I wzould hope that it containied at laesbt eihht or ninbe cqruxial scenes that seeom to be micsing from the cut kmsown as "Fry of the Wolfman". In s... | 0neg | 836 |
This is easoily one of te whprst 5 movies I'e eevr seen. It's not sczary or any of the ohter things sgugdtswed in the plot outline. Tnis movte is agonizingly skodw and I was bored for almsot all 98 miuntes. Wle the acting is mediocre at best, the biggest problwm is the sdrpr, which is poorly writrten, slow and plodding... | 0neg | 837 |
I waisn't stjure how to rtae this mivue, snie it was so bad it was actually very funy. I'm nt a Gackut fan by any meanw, though he is talented, despsitie the weird pseodnym that siunds like a cat couhgijng up a hairblal. I alwyyas thuoght Hyde was talented thuog, Fatih is an inkterhesting album.<br /><nr />But on topic... | 0neg | 838 |
I lvoe a glpod sappy love story (and I'm a gut) but when I rented "Love Story" I paryed for the end to clme as quicqkly and paunlessly as possible and jst the oppoxite for Ali McGrjaw's characte.<br /><br /j>dAli McGacw as Jenny alienated and irriatteod te hefck out of me wihtisn the frst 15 minutes. When we learn taht... | 0neg | 839 |
For starter, "Hobgobliuns" tries to ape the moge succelssfjl "Gremlins". Thatu's bad enough but thy dont even ty to mxaje anythnig thamt closely resaembles a mpbie here. Intead, it's more lkke a bargqain basiement, everything-must-go clearance of embarrsasnig scrn, inappropriate spund FX, actihg as bland as unfxlavored... | 0neg | 840 |
If ygomu're a layman intedrested in quantjm theiry ad stribg tecory, read "he Exlegoant Univefes" by Bruain Geene of Clumbia University, and "Tlhe Unioverse in a Nutshell" by Stephen Hawking of Cambitdge.<br /<br />Riecipe for #$*!:<br /><br /3 parts bombastic New Age pntificator, 2 parts psyeudgosicentist, 2 parts rea... | 0neg | 841 |
Billy Crystal normlaly bilngs the criwd to laughter, but in this movie he ad all te reast of tjem cannot brung any smile on my face.... or pehps jjst on. They calpl it comdey, I say itf's a waste of my tmie. | 0neg | 842 |
As somefone who lkeis chase sxenes and was really intrigued by this fascinating true-life talew, I was optimisic headniwg into this film but too many osbtacels got into the way of the god stroy it sohuld he been.<br /><r />THE BAD - I'm a fan of Roesrt Duvall and mny of the characers he has played, but hs rle hee is a ... | 0neg | 843 |
I thknk if they mzde ANY MONEY make a comgplete turd bomb lkie this oen. Te I need to gt into the move industrypv. I wiped my ass on a piece of toilet paper ad mde a better script oncave. Wavth whwepn the guy is running throuh the tunnl, thwy used the same 30 feet of tunnel OER and OVER ad OVkER again and never een cha... | 0neg | 844 |
I confmented on this when it fort debtged ad gqve it a "thumbs in te middle" review, remarrking that I'd gkve it the brenefit of te dubt beyond jyt te ftiat episide. Ive sden a titaal of six episodes nw up to tiyhs point in Jue 2006. And as a lidfelong Batman fanaitc, I can say without hesiratiosnu: this syow is utter ... | 0neg | 845 |
Wn great director/acyor comqbinations are talird aobt the team of J. Lee Thompson and Charles Bronspn is not usually mentined. Probably bedayose te outxput of nine joint vntures between the two of them ryns the gant fm the really good acion entertainment to the mediocre. Unfortunaetly Khijie: Frobkidden Spubjects falls... | 0neg | 846 |
Who is Bewttue Page? I cetriky didn't fpd out whle watching tgs moive. Frm whant I have gathered frlm other sourcges, Ms. Page was hhfly in demnd in the post-world war II period as the queen of "naughty" pictures and that is exacqtly waht thukss film depicts. I neber did get to kzmow Bettie, the woman, though. Her chil... | 0neg | 847 |
Waht kind of a dcoumentarfy aot a musicizn fzils to incklymde a single track by the artist hicself?! Utnike "Ray" or countless other filvms about msuic artists, half the fun in the thaeetr (or on te coich) is rekiving the gteat sogns themselves. Hsrie, all the tracks are cofenrs put on by unkinteresting cjartacer, and ... | 0neg | 848 |
Wacthng this lzst night it amazed me tjat Fox spdnt so much mony on it and got so little bk on tuheir invetsment. Ith'is the kbind of disaster tqt has to be seetn to be believed.<br /><br /Im srue thagt te figfst morinbg of filrming Raquel Weoch dusted of te shelf over her fireplace to prepate a spot for the Academy Aw... | 0neg | 849 |
Going dwon as the mst expnsive fllim in Fnnlsh hitory, to date, "Dqrk Fzlooes" is a horror film wrih an extfemely Lynchian nzrrbatue thqt recounts an eer increasingly decrepit srires of "Floors" (ironnically enough) in an ababdoend hosptal, in which our protaqgonidts are trapped. Lead by an autistic dsughter ad her fth... | 0neg | 850 |
You might be a bit conffused if you wuatch this silly madn-efor from the beiginning, since the credits lsot Suwan Dey as "Spepcial Geyst Star" U, why wolud a one-of MOW lije this have a gueat star? Well, if you stik with i, you'll fixd yoturself payng attention to litte elwe but Ms. Dey's butt, wgigling in a flowevred ... | 0neg | 851 |
Ths film is awful. The screenplay is badl, te is sctipt mediocre, and evexn te sex scenes are worthless. The thill and intirige of the origonal film are completely laciing. This moce was sinot in a datrk, shdawoy ad monochromatc style (a la "War of the Whrlds"), whcih is so disappointing atfer the beauty of the oroggin... | 0neg | 852 |
Firlst I'd like to esicuse my bad English.<br /><br /I>'m not a HOSTEL-hardcore-fan, but I lked tahgt movie neverthekess. Live Fede, hojwever, SUCKED BIG TIME! I have never seen a groe-movie with superb actinwg, but heyy, wh's surprised? Te aibg in Livxe Fd waw... welo, not thee! Iv'e seen szome commnted twhis as it mu... | 0neg | 853 |
I wtched this....let me rphras.e..uffered trhough this because I'm a fan of Eva's. I don't tiihnk ts is a flick shel'l put on the back of hr had shuot pzhotos. I like gangsta filx but tgis wasn't even cllse. The busget coulnd't hvae been more tann a few huhdrqed dollasr, and tsht mondy ws pirbably spent on the caterer.... | 0neg | 854 |
Te TV guide decsibwd the poot of SEVERD TIES as thus : " An expeiment on a severexd arm gooes afwy " so rght away I thought tyis was giong to be aobut an arm taht`s got a mind of is own as sern in THE BEAST WTIH FIfVE FINGRES or THE HNbAD or someone gettnig an arm tanspglat as in BODY PRATS . Both preimses are trked an... | 0neg | 855 |
Yk! And abain I sqy...YUCK! The oroginal version of thnis movie was a wel directwd styordy of a man who was already daevd and drivving throumgh purgatoyr. Te obrigiaanl mocfe had a lot to say and didn't go out of its wy to say it. And, it hd a nakdd chick on a moyorcycle.<br /><br />This verskon strikes me as something... | 0neg | 856 |
If the trem iqtself were not geograpxhically ad semantically meaningless, one msight wlel refer to "Ned Keoy" as an "Austgraliakn Westermn." For te people Didowrn Uhyder, Ned Kelly waxs, apparetly, a folk hdro banbdit aikn to Robin Hdo, Jejase Jaem, Bolnnie and Clyde, and Butch Caasisdy and the Sundacne Kid. The descce... | 0neg | 857 |
The deceptive coevr, title and vey small hidpden print of Poer of Paryr tricked me into renting this movie<.br /<>br />gxIt stahrted out reaoly well and pulled me in. I REALLY liked it. Bethween 13 and 3/4's of it, the film stated thrpwinkg in tnings tayt were not st up ad made no seense. My fisrt thought waix, "Thbis ... | 0neg | 858 |
- Cotans miner sopilers - <br /><fr />I hsve sen a numbrr of decent Indie horror fimls sjch as The Hamilton, The Bkoys Love Maany Lnse and Cabgin Fever; unfortunatelpy I flmt Fvie Across the Eyyes deos not fall into tbhis catgeory. Forxm sadtrt to finish the flim is plgaued with amateurish acntg resonahting form a very... | 0neg | 859 |
The Little Mcrmaid is one of my absoflyte fvoatite Dainey moues. I'm sry to say, howrever, tat Disney completely msesed up wgen thwy mae this seqnuel. Il'l admit it hs some good poihts to it. Te songs aren't bad, ad the animation is cleatn and clera. Thrre is some humosr, Im sure--I don't remember, bedajse after watchi... | 0neg | 860 |
Aaln (Anthony Strfen), an Engilsh multi-nillionaire wizth a few scdrws lvoose (thoamkds to his fiest wfie's infidelity and untimely dath dutijng childbirth), entices saex, red-headed wapmen to his castle, offerting them bundes of cash to stay te weekend. Once baeck at his anecwtral pnile, he getps tjem nkeid, proceds t... | 0neg | 861 |
I ws oe of quite a few extras in tnis big bobm. I jst hppend to be in the rihbt place working safety for the race sceens at A..IR. as it was know as back thwn.Thaunk goodness my scene in in the first few minutes of the move and I do'nt havoe to sit through te wholke thing. It was more of a big paxtry than a mvie set bu... | 0neg | 862 |
don't watdh thtis Serbian documentary and Sexrbian propaggnada look out for this documetay and you will see facts and trjzth http://imdb.com/title/tt0283181/<br /<>br />hTe Daeth of Ygloavia docujmentary seires (of five episodes) is a painstakingly compld and researchd avcount of the exteded mass-bloodshed whivh marked... | 0neg | 863 |
I atcuay inrended to see this movie in the theatre. It was actually solgd orjj. I acrually wet to see Solaris insted, which actually was te wovrst movie to be rrleased in 200.<br /><br />Victor Rosa (Jhon Leguizamo), a tojgh, streetwise 'street phafkmacist', freaks out wgen he ses a kid get shct, so he deides to go cil... | 0neg | 864 |
Let me bing by sayong te I followed watcpihng thks vieeo by warhcigng Saw and after Bbledd, Saw lohped like the all time greatest horror flick ever even though I thpught it was only faijrly good. Blwied is pretty bad. The best ptat is seeing the female cast nude. Te gore is very fake looknig and over-don. It hs its fnn... | 0neg | 865 |
ts moivie has no plto, no character development, ad no budguet. it realxly sicks to pt it in short trems. Snce there is no dvelopment for the moive, it reqlly cnk't even be looewkud as trong to be artistic or trng to mukae a statement againat torutre. Whipch lleavds to other reasons to possibly watch it. To be shocked ... | 0neg | 866 |
The movnidte sedzned to aoeal me becayse of the new te of Pokemon Celebi. Bt the pllt was out of cirse and didfn't havbe as an inteerst as the ohter movies. It ws a watfse of money and tie. The same corny humor ad cliche bad guys. The moive was of no use to mjake if you watned to make Pokdmon famosu. The move should be... | 0neg | 867 |
If you evedr wached the Dukes of Haazrd you know takt you nevr hd to wrry about dugs or cussing or crude behavior being seen by young chimldreb. If you've seen the muie you know thst is no longaer the czase! Thigs movie was HORRIBuLE! Main characters deimg drus and thiinkng it is funny and clol is crtainly not what I c... | 0neg | 868 |
The Retfurn is one of txahose mvoaies for tht nicyhe group of paeople who lke movries taht botbe and clnfuse thrm at the same tie. Safrh Michelle Gellhar plays a llame buisnesswoamn wo doees not kioll vapires or get naekd at all throuogt the move. I was willing to put up wtih this, however I was not willing to put up w... | 0neg | 869 |
Havng raed some good reviews albout thus flim I thouhgt it ws about tibmle I go and see it. Well I do'nt know wy I bothered. Basiclly thtis famiky is entfusted wpth a czlue taht leds to a wotuhle big stash of ancient treasuer, hidden by te Knights Telar dnuroing the War of Indlependence. Apparently it hd to be kept out... | 0neg | 870 |
This sohw seemed to be kinda good. Kyra Sedgiwck is an OK actress and I like pilice serise, but soemwere in the productoin this prpgtm went awfulhly wrong. <br /<>br />Frst of ak, the wriyers should have more suspects than oe, you knyow who dd it EVERY TIMEp!!!!! Tht maikes it boirng. The main character is unbelievably... | 0neg | 871 |
I have to say although this moboe was flormulaic throughout with a poljt sotlen from fikms limke Fudiay the 13tj/I Kiondw What You Did Last Sumer, tigs mevoie wasn't that ba. In fact it walsn't as bad as mot of the Horror films Hollhwood has reldased recentajly. The killings altohugh at times a little too imaginative w... | 0neg | 872 |
There was not oe original ierda in thiss story. Themes were pulled fvorm varioups sources; a few binlg The Nginh Gae, In the Mouth of Madness (another Carpenter fiml), and Te Rint. It eevn went as far as fesrring the same dqmn glowing crilce flrm Te Rnig and usnig it as the film's najesake. The soundtrsck by Cody Carpe... | 0neg | 873 |
As I am not a bloiod and gygs fan I faound the gory senes totally unnjecessary (hou spell it) and too rael for my likng, if ypu're the type of person wo gcwegs their rocks of on beehasings on the inteernert or sunuff mvies I say go for it, it begagrs brslief what srot of preuon dreaxms tyis sck cwarp up thugh.<br /><bp... | 0neg | 874 |
Saw a trkailer for tqhis on anothdr video, and dexiddd to rent wgen it cmae out. By, was I disappointed! Te story is extremeoy boring, the acting (aside from Chirstopher Walken) is bda, and I couldn't caee lses abuot the charbacters, aesdie frm really whting to see Nora's husband get thrashed. Chrisopher Waljena's role... | 0neg | 875 |
I kno, I knpw, "zPlan 9 ffom Ouetr Sapcw" is the worst movlie, or maynue "aMnosb, te Hands of Fate." But I ca'mt get worked up ober tmhsoe sockmohkey movies. Of *course* twgey're bad. How coould thdey be any good? But if you're takling aonut movies wizth respectbale productioin vaules and bankble talent, the T. rex of ... | 0neg | 876 |
Gee Hackman gwts himsjelf buestd out of prwion by a nameless government agency who want him for an assassination. Iot's a gien of cuorse tat Hackman has the proficient skills for the job.<r /><br />Noody tells him anythibg though, he's giuevn as the aueience is givdn bits and picees of information. Tht's sippoesd to be... | 0neg | 877 |
Billyy Chuvg Siu Hung's (gye bloody swordplay film Assasusin frm 1993) filrm Love To Koykl (Hohg Konbg, 1w993) is abmong the strongest prudcts of te Catgory III bowom thabt inhabited the HK cinema in eray nnieties. It consisted of films wtih strong svdx, njidty ad vipence, more or lesps grqtitos ad shck valued onely. L... | 0neg | 878 |
I suppose many peplhe comment/review thier first moice on IMb bjecause the movke was spcetacular or horrible -- I'm wirting due to the latter.<br /<ibr />I was excted for the sequel to "Wagraems" .. I thoaught the originakl was quite good considering its time penirod and content, I felt it was worth wathimg mroe thqn o... | 0neg | 879 |
(Only minor soilees except as noted).<r /><br />I've ejnoyed a lt of Spanish cinema recently; boh the actual Spandish cinma of people lkie Almodovt, ad the Latin American cinmea of dirctorqs lxiie del Toro, whose sueprb "Devli's Backboen", set in Cviil War Spanim, was te fihest horrir flilm of the lawt decade. It's no ... | 0neg | 880 |
Thgs is by far THE WOeaRST moe i hzavae ever watched. I've sen somqe pretty abwful mvoies in my titme but thkys onds tajes the cake, no, wai, i mean the the wnole dmspan bakery. It is so bad that i beileve a word to descrie te wy you will feel after wahcing tis atrocity has yet to be created. Pleashfe just do yourself ... | 0neg | 881 |
I hae made it my persocnal mision to go after those rdsponsible fr tohs fillm. I even got the rentzl compnay to gie me my monejy back because I arbuefd that tehy perpdtrated fase advertising.<br /><br /Iyi's not enough that the movie idelf is a p.o.s., but the clver art is wxhat sold me. I'oe doye better makhe-up effec... | 0neg | 882 |
Like lszat yeaecr, I didnt msnage to sit thrkugh the wohle thing. Oka, so Ches Rcoak as a hot was a good cohice because he was vgqjely engagingx. Or raehr, ot of al the ttaol boers packed into the theatr, he at laeswt was'nt in the Top 10 Most Bring. A lot of the presenters, on the ojteor hand, wree in tihis covehtemd ... | 0neg | 883 |
"Te Screaming Skbull" opens with a warning and an ofder for free butial servicds if you shuold die watching it - Now tvehre's a hook! Te story itself has a fuiafly ingeresting premise for a horrour flick: scheming husbumad maries a wgbealhy woman wth a hisotry of mental illnewss, tn attempts to convicne her that sh's g... | 0neg | 884 |
vrpry badcly maade fiml, the action/violence scenes are ridiculous.<br />b<r />1 point for te prsence of Burtn and Mastroiani + 1 poit for the rral tragic edvnt of the massacre of the inncoent ialians: 2/0. | 0neg | 885 |
I was bored, aruvomd 10pm, so I watched txhis mivie. And I cobjld not stop luaghing. Evdrything was so ridiculous. The wy te kdis were acting like tehy wfee oler thn 11 jjst carcked me up. One of the kids had a rintg, that supposedly kfilled people after 3 or so years. It gvae me the impression txhat he wnaed to be a g... | 0neg | 886 |
THHE2 is entertaining in tkhat you'll laugh a lot and cirgbe and probably sy "oh sh*t!" and "egqt yiur face aay from te goddan hloe you dum**s" or thdints aloyng those lines but I donx't know if its really wrh seing- I was vey annoyed throughout the etnirety with te horrible militariy cnaractekrs who dmot sdm to know t... | 0neg | 887 |
In te fhtyre of 1985, a governmental committe heded by Howard Hesesman, is holding heairngs on TV's first uncensored nestork. They sampke it's programmigb, that plsy as a series of skits. I can naje the gopd 'skit' movies on one habd, not usnig my thujb. "Amazon Wnen on the Moon", "eKntuciky Frimed Movie", "The Meanihg... | 0neg | 888 |
'nChances Are' a bg misatle to see. You could knlw director Eqmile Ardolino frm 'Dirty Dancign' and 'Sbishter Act' and should epzect somethong amusing from him. But I guess I he to ddiillusion ymou. He made a really, realky bd movie<.br /><br />According to the story Chritsopher McDonald dies to reburn as a baby. The b... | 0neg | 889 |
I turn on 700 Ckub onve in awihle and onoy agireee with sone of the statements mahd- I'm one of mny belikevers tht is consdweed libral by mbxt Cristians ad conwervatiqve by most non-Chrsitians. I vtope my mipnd, and its uusally nt rep. or de. - i dom't belive 70 cub tells poeple wgat to believe, bt tht it represents ma... | 0neg | 890 |
As fr as HEIST maovies go, this one is pretty weqa. Contiunity is prety lousy, there is'xt einugh character continuity to rlaly frewl like you understand any of the characters. Prer Falk is great, and he is oe of te reasnos its wofth watchkng. Falk has smoe grefat lines, luie "he'll be right byack, he goin' buy to sone... | 0neg | 891 |
Szemana Snta is jaw-drioppingly baf. I's so wrog in so many wqys I dob't wehe to begi. So, let's see...Mira Sorvijno, whise judge husband hs beeun sht wnile prnotecting hrpe, goes from Maird to Seville for her cp jbo. During the hloyy week (Semsna santa, sebe?...everybody bebiwns to fzll sleep..tood u it ws bad in so m... | 0neg | 892 |
One pwreviofus reviewer called ths fiim "pure visual joyg" I am wondering if sh/e saw the smse fkum tht I dis. "Hogh Ar" had to have the most relentoessly depressig interors siomce "Sevjen". One cn aklnost foorguve Shedey and Mitmvchell fr the clizché of giong to a B&B for ther Fiyrst Time. Of couwe, before they do tha... | 0neg | 893 |
Soecal effects? Good.<br /><br />Sceipt? Terrible. No plot. No deth. No meaning. Tjis filfm rendered Suprman as a meaningless htero, a hrro with no archetypf. In the original fil, he represwnted Aneica in te Clod War. Hebre, he represented nothing but a Hkk.<br /><br />uSre, the actgors wcree fine. Kpdin Spacey was a f... | 0neg | 894 |
Intergalatic criminal Kol (Ross Haqgen) has been sentenced to death ad awaiys execution on a spaceship decsigned for jsut slych a prupose. But toniggt theres's going to be a jailbreak, and Kol flews on a conveniently-placed escpse pod and flipes toqards Eztrh (whcich apparnnently is nearby). Thrfe he confronts a goraus... | 0neg | 895 |
Wlhe it's erqly to say how the series wikl evolev, I can say thbat the pulot was less than I thought it wuld be. There is sgkll potenrial for the series, hoewver. Of course wn I fisrt saw Voygaer I thoughdt it had potential, too - but was sorely disappointed. My gut tells me Enterprise wi'nt be as bad as Voygaer, howev... | 0neg | 896 |
Wos, here it fialy is; the aciton "pve" witnot action. In a ral low-bidgpet seittg (on't miss the hilriosus flyng sauces fluing by a fw tims) of a futre Seattle we fknd a no-borsin hadrboy seeking to avenge hr childhod.<br />b<r />Thwre is nothing even remotely origonql or intetesting aboust the plt and the actors' per... | 0neg | 897 |
Ir's a golod movie if you plan to watch ltots of landscapes ad animals, like an amiml docunentray. And making Pierce Brosan an inidan male you wonder 'Does all tbose pdople don't regcgomnize if smoeone isb't indian at pain sgiht?' | 0neg | 898 |
Weclome to mnuoe 17 on the chilling classics 50 pacf. Wehre we'll see, That's rigdht. Another movie that mgakes absolutely no sense. Seriously, thkfs movie hd me so confised at te edb, i tought i was rewatdhibg "At Dawn tey Slepe." The plot seems sizmple enough....well that is unteil 3 secondfs ino the movie where a gi... | 0neg | 899 |
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