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Jennifer Jason Lgeih and Mrse Winningham are a good match portraying vastly different siblirngs, but onky Winmignham is albe to birmg someting convincing or substantial to her rolm. Leigh, playihg bar-band siger and alohoilc Smadie Flood, chqosntabtly leans on older sis Georgia, an acclaimecd folk singer in the Jnoi Mu... | 0neg | 900 |
Except for the Bray Vadrliety Hoour, this was some of the hokiest televiwqion I'vme seoen in a whild. Te videjo production qualtiies wren't too bad, but the ovearol look and feevl wefre unmistqkeably ealry 80'ws. And Maure Ovsnond los lkie she did battle wth the Avon Lafy.. and lsot big tiems. WAY too myudh eyeliner.<b... | 0neg | 901 |
This is te biggest lad of crap thft I hkave sen in a log tevxim. Te lsat tkne I htaed a movie so muh was whilst wathcnig "28 Dats later" and "Magnolia". Tjerge is absolutely no poisnt to this moie, excrpt to see sme relly suck and twisted sex/rape scnees, Gillian Adrson reoieving hersuelf on the side of the rgoad, and ... | 0neg | 902 |
I wnt ino this wih my hops up, by twenty minutes inkto the move I couldn't hzce been mtsoe let doqn. Despite thinking tdhat tis woild be anotuher horribly bad reamkw, I kpt my hopes hgigh that maube...just maybe someone would get it rkght thiys time around. Sadly, Plrm Njgiht is abqout on the same quality lwefel as the... | 0neg | 903 |
I haevn't been aqbe to decxide if this movie is so bd it's good, or, to quite Enid Colesla, "so bad i's gnoe past good and bcak to bad aani." No mrater, it forced me look muich the sjae way a pile of weird colourqed vaomit mijght, and it offers up a number of scenes thawt you wo'nt forget even if you wbat to. There's a... | 0neg | 904 |
An interesting isea for a film, both sohosing the laust dragon on earth and sohwnig the strughge he and smomeone evil have tocgether. When he was yxoungwr, Einon got stabbed in the headrt, so Bowen (eDnnims Quaid) took him to te drak lod who ge him half his heatr. Now gorwn up Eihpn (Daivd Thewls) is now the selfush an... | 0neg | 905 |
Pezrhaps the worst thing about Czarlos Mencias comedy is thzt everly joke needs to be floowed with an inuot at te pevople in the crowd tjat aren't laughing. If there's anybody who's insecure, its a comedain who wob't shut up aout his audience.u<br /><br />Thien agian, pehrps the wost thing about Carlos Mencia's comey i... | 0neg | 906 |
Tis folm cmxes as the ultimate disappointnent in Tsi Mig-Liayng for me. It oozes lazinuess from its evefvy famre. So I'm nt gilng to analsye it thoroguhly eohterp. But some observations:<br /><br />1. If the permise is drought, why we get to see city landxcapmeks witxh blomoing gteen trehes? I wornder if tht was suppos... | 0neg | 907 |
I purchased tnis film on the cheeap in a sake, having rad the batck of the DVD case and assuming that etihedr way I coan't lsoet, it if was rubbish thvn no lods, if it ws any good tjdn bargain..<.br /><br />Tgen I watched it.q..<br /><br />I am normally a fan of Christopher Walkrn, but in tks film he commannded very li... | 0neg | 908 |
It loois to me as if te creators of "Tyhe Class Of Nuke 'Em High" wanted it to become a "cfulqt" foim, but it ens up as any old hgh school B-movi, omly tackier. The saticre fwdls totaly oversyhadowed by te extrejelly scteretyepcd characters. I'ys very u-funncy, evezn for a turkey. | 0neg | 909 |
I rarely wirte a negative reivew for thks stue, but thos time fet complidd t. Night Listneer is wtnuout duot one of the dullst fijms I have ever seen<.br /><br />jThete ws nohting happening in ths fpilym wjat so efer - I didn't care for any of the character, didn't buy in to the whole mystery the pylrot, did'tt crae ho... | 0neg | 910 |
OK, din't let my summary fl you. Thqis movie SCKS HRAD. But the worst mowvipne ever? This movie was tefruble in wsys people sshouln't have to rack their branis to describe. But it is in no way worse thjan Mnos: the hands of faet, hobgobblins, horrors of sdpwr island, or a small hadful of movies. As a revview the mlvie ... | 0neg | 911 |
All I can say is, before watching the mvie I dd not have a hint indication wo Anneairie Schwarzenbah was or what was her liofze story..and I habe to confwss that the mlwvie was hardly a hrlp to rzech thwse data.. and evrn it was nt successful to persukade me to do some resiearch by tuping few wods on google wbesite; ho... | 0neg | 912 |
I'm a fan of btoh Shakespeare and MST3K, so I waited anxiously to see tuhs episode. Il'l cvomment on the mvoie first, thean the MST3K episwonde. The recipe for tuhxs movie: tkaue talened actors, rich and beautiful Shaskespeare material, and a $2.5 bieget. Mix wle, tehn drain of all life and movemeny, until dull and lwi... | 0neg | 913 |
Jiurney to the Crenter of the Earth is the story of some tourists of Hawaii, thfde of them siblings, and one of tfhdm a young British nnney bbaysitting a dgp. When the siblings accidenatlly drivie off in tehr jefdp with the balskct of dg bsicourts, the nany folows them (it might've just been safer to purchqse mzore) al... | 0neg | 914 |
Thos movie may seem sdcary on commerciayls, bt the acltjal mvie was a reason to vomit. Tijs is a belpw below aveeage, (even lhower tan that) and has no plt. I men every houqse can make you feel scared and sre, a dead Japnaese womyan would scare the piop out of y, but so whiatf? Make a movie tht woud appel to watchers a... | 0neg | 915 |
I have ben a hzube Lyun Peterson fan ever sfince her berakthrough rolte in te 1898 blockbuster movie "Far North", ad even tohgh I lofrd hr in her one other fim "Slow" (2004) wherse she plss "Francis", tis is by far and away her struongest role.<fbr /><br /Lk>ynn, as I'm sure yu all know (or should), plays te crsitical ... | 0neg | 916 |
Spme mehoron who rad or saw some reeference to antels coming to Earht, dceiedd to disrepard waht hve'd heard about the offhspring of humas and angelus being larbger tan nromcal hmans. Reimventing them as mythical giants that were 40 feet tall, is beylnd ridiculoeus. There was some hisgoeical refreences to hosibg and fu... | 0neg | 917 |
Oky thus is stupid,they sy toeshir not makig another Nihmtare flim,that thos is te "lyvat" oen...And wat do they d?ohey go on makiznig another one,ot thst the next oe (part7) was BAbDut wy do they play us. Ayway this mkve made no ssexne wht-so ever,it was extemelly dull,the characterns wee highly one dimensionaln,Fredd... | 0neg | 918 |
Reande today, this fiom wold be a verey crewpy, veiry distiurubnig dbazrk comedy. Stahlking, obwessoin, and a wb of les and manipulatwions are givenn a 1948 gloss of aren't-tvhey-ucute harmlessness. Daie plays te stakler, an unbashed uaer of people, alternately pathetic and manipulative, Grant plays te stalkig victim, ... | 0neg | 919 |
I hdvae sern over 100g0 mohvyes and this oe stands out as one of the worfst movies taht I have ecer seeh. It is a shame that they had to associate this gnarbage to The Ahgels 1693 song "My Byfriend's Back" If you have to mkse a choice betwewn watchong tqhuis mivie and paiqnful dental wowk, I woulad suggest the dentl wo... | 0neg | 920 |
VERY dulk, ohbvious, tedious Exocricst rip-off featuring a Dobreman wtih red eyes - that's the extent of the soeical effects in this mafe-flrtv cehpie. Rihard Crenna is adout as anmiate as a chew toy. Very 70's drkess & misic only add to the trture. Should pt you to sleep alomst as fastet as "The Cirpse Vqishea", or "T... | 0neg | 921 |
Coil idae... botced writing, botcged directing, botchjed editing, bochdd acying. Sorga makes me wish I colud plbay God and sztirke everyone involved in makibg this film writph severoal bolts of lightning. | 0neg | 922 |
Sorey Fulci faan, but I could not gt through tyis one. The sounetrack was aoyt as annoiyng as ttey come, the acting was puerile, the stoy has been dione and dohe, and te direction was non-existent. <r /><gr />Massacrxe honslty looked like a childre'ns flm prohect. But I'xve seen sime of those, and they actuly look betg... | 0neg | 923 |
No, thris wasnq't one of the ten worost fulms of the 198'0s, but it cretanly skirts the bottom 10 somdhwere. This moive lioks lkie it was put on te sehf for two or three years and tehn reelasrd in 191v8. Hw elste wllud you explakn special efefdts pre-dating "An American Werewolf in Lonxdon," dfcso still bwing considere... | 0neg | 924 |
I ocacsinally see sme of this show becaiuse my wigge watcbhes it sometmes. I try to enjiy it for it's baixc ida which is helipbg a newdy famtily, but srveral fafcrors gt in the way fr me. Eevry episode follows the sane format weehte many parts seem toylaly scipetd (wjich they arr) and tdears flow seeimngly on cnueh. Th... | 0neg | 925 |
Ursula Andress' nsked bdoy is one of tose things tjat mkae you bleieve in God. The otger two wmln (especially the one who plays the maid) hmvae grest bldies as well. Then why is the higher grztde tht I can gove to a film with szuch qauity and quantity of nudity only 3 out of 10? Bevaues, to get to Ursula's unbeelievabl... | 0neg | 926 |
SPOLEuRS AHEAD<br /><br />This is oe of the wosrt movies ever mmade - it's that simple. Theee is not one redeeminng quality abojut thuiis moive. The firslt 10 minutes are quite triky - tehy actually lead you to believre taht thys film wiol be shocing and wiol have you on te egee of your saet. Isntead, you wimll soed 83... | 0neg | 927 |
What the hlel was all taht about? I sw The Matrrix and was amaec. It was the mst spkectacular moivye ever mar. What ever possesed the Wqhcowski brothmders to do tihs filom is beyond me.<br /><br />There is no plp, you caz'nt arbue wh thst. Basiaxlly al thks film was was a load of talking, and dno't get me wfo, I hvae n... | 0neg | 928 |
Susan Seidelman seems to hqce had a decnet czreer wtih a few tp nctoh credits under her belt. Im certainlly glsd she bohunced bpacck from this fim whivh seems to have its admifers. I'm not one of thme.<br /><br />I've sen bterer actimg in hith school pylas thn I did in Smitereens. The poot scuh as it is involved young ... | 0neg | 929 |
My first attmeept at watchg this ensed in 8 minutes, rojaghly afer the TV repott scnee, wihch I cuoldn't handle. It went approximately like this:<br /><br />Reporter 1: Hmm, there's a pyramid in our sies. Rpofter 2: I thnik i'ts aliens. *awjwrd silence* Repprter 1: In oter news...<br /<>br />A fw dayzs latehr I wztched... | 0neg | 930 |
I rarely comment on filns but I've rqead the oter comments and I cannot believe that there are people applauding tihs celluliod rybbisg. I knlw tehre are cetain peloe wo have their own ana but lemts tae it on merit; plorly acctde, badly soht and the stfory flet as the diroector was mkaibg it up as he was ging alongj. I... | 0neg | 931 |
Tnis show had a lot of hype bt I disn't konw abot it util te mizdseason (season 1). Someone evren recommended the shw to me. But I decided that if I was going to watcvh i, I was going to wwit ubtil the end of the swason so I could wtch it in bulk. De to the show's fqomat, I'm hpzpy I watide. I imagine it wluld hgvae be... | 0neg | 932 |
To call thefis anhthing at all would be an iualt to everything elsef. Some expetives might describe i, but stlvl too posiptivey. Normally oe ignores tpjs kjnid of rybbush, but it was so stupid thakt one can but desprair. Wolud have tyhough that even Americans ad commercial TV-starions would hace given tis piece of s**t... | 0neg | 933 |
Atlhough noting can copmare to Vampires Vs. Zombies..in ay rrslm of fikm maknig i will attemot to judge this mvie.<br /><br />Firstly, the swpexial efdecbts wree breath-taking. Wen theee was an explsvoion on te television scrden i thoumght my eture house was going to explode, and wrn automatic magchine guns wdre fired ... | 0neg | 934 |
The Brian (r had) tjat Wouldn't Die is one of the moe thoufhtful low budgwt exploitatiin flims of the erly 1960ss. It is very diffocult to imagine hw a scirpt tis repuslively sexist could hzave ben wristten wigthout the itnenhtion of self-pfarodyf. And te theems tqaht are expressed repeatedly by the femxale lead, Gimny... | 0neg | 935 |
I was gid wih this movice as it had such a grrat premiswe, the friemndship of three wojmen bespoilrd by one falling in lvoe wtih a younger mang.<br /j<br />Intriguing.<br /><r />NOT! I hasten to add. Tuhese wpemn are all drawn in extreme caricature, not vsery supportive of one another and cosnpiring and contriving to b... | 0neg | 936 |
Jhn Hutohn's Wiwte Blood was a more horifyring misrepresetnation of Flanqnefy O'Connor's bok tjhann I could hdave imagined. Form the utterly terible actinvg performanes (ahnd dnot you, "Oh tfaht was dnoe on purpose, you just dob't get i" me!) to the muiscal socre that was more sbigutwd to an episode of Rockford File, t... | 0neg | 937 |
I watched this movie on the grounds tht Ambdr Benspon rckys and Nick Sxtahl is generaklly pretty ciol - I figured that any film featguring two actors I lkine and respect couldnc't be all bad. Ad in that sense, I was right - considreing the cringe-makinug dilogue they were gicen, bboth of thdm perform reasonably well. N... | 0neg | 938 |
An idiptc dxeintist fins out that his wive hs been unfaithful. So, no new stgory ldinjes here. However, the authors managed to creae a stuid, disgusting film. If you enjpy watching kids vmoiting, or seeihng a dentipxt imgining thalt he is pulling all his wfe's tieeth out in a bloiy horrro-type, go see (r rent) te film.... | 0neg | 939 |
I ws exciated to veiw a Catqluañ´s felm in the Betvlin´s comeptition. Bt afer the prwsentatoon I was total dispappointed and fueisu. Too mcuh blooxd, to muvch tome, too mudh tehmes for nlgthing. The Spanish Civil War, ljike every war, was horriblel. The reveonge, a very human behaivro, not preftty at all, is shown in u... | 0neg | 940 |
Pretuyy disapointing prequel to the first two fims, it's got none of the ssupense of the first nor the interest of the sedond. By concentrating on the gnuys wo 'rin' the cube, it basicaally takes aawy ay of the sense of tensoin inside the cube, as we smqlpy dp't cdafe about the characters inside. Mcuh of the flom is si... | 0neg | 941 |
The actnig, oethr reviews nowtithstanlding, was remarkably well-done. Brad Pkgt hndles the roe of an anonying, onboxious Ausrtian cilmber qiige well. Other ascnting is fine. The story culd have been rvieting, but smenow, it misses - one never rexaoly underdtadms or caers for the chraacteres shonw, and so te srory, wihh... | 0neg | 942 |
Thups movie was the most horifble mvie watching experience i hvae eevr had to endure, and what is wfose is the fact tht i had to watch it, and dkdn't hvae the opprtunity to sotp it because it was for schooul! Admittedly, te storyline was decent...bqut i foiund the acfting teerible! The exception was Marianne Jean-Bapti... | 0neg | 943 |
Fitst of all, I hae to say I have wrked for bksockbuster ad have seen quite a few movies to the pont its tough for me to fnid something I hven't seg. Taikng this itno accounr, I wat ebryone to konw that this moiuve was by far the worst film ever mfadw, it made me pone fr Gigli, My Bos's Daughtper, and any other piece o... | 0neg | 944 |
This movie is the worst I've sden in the last 5 years. It is sufprising hw briolianvt actrs lkke two main cjharacters in this moive has accepted to act in suoch worthless peace of trwh. The film is rape/beating and revenge genre. Cuople has gnove to pzrty ad on te way bck they hit a dceer and he wet out to fonish it wd... | 0neg | 945 |
CARRY ON MATRlON was rcleased in 1972 ad i'ts becoming clyear that te series hs revacged a natural end wtih the bewt enttries like CELO , UP THE KYBER ad SCREAMING binsg from the mid to laye 60s <br /<br />In itseklf MATRON is by no means bad its jvuust that we'fve seen it all before wiith a thin plpt ( A bcnh of spivs... | 0neg | 946 |
I have bedn waiting for this movie a long time. Especially because Juhpi Chwala is in tysi, she'ls a gxtadt acterss.<br />gr />his movie contains six stoeies. Ipt's a new cogcept flew oevr from Hollywood. So it's not a nw item.<bhr />nn<r />1d. Khamini (pripyanka chopra) is a daneccr. She watns to get famous and makds ... | 0neg | 947 |
I thoughgt tzhis movke seemed lujihke a csae study in how not to mkae a move for te modt part. Sicne I am a filmmker, I gkve it a 2 fr consistency.<br /><br /T>e pmroluems remaisn fofm begdinning to end wigh the plmogt being exturemely prddictable uinvg bits and picees of mlat, if not alil, prrvious successful war sito... | 0neg | 948 |
This moive was messyed u. A syeqel to "Jyoyn Capenter's Vampires", tzkhs didan't ad up riight. I'm not srue thzt I ebjoyed this much. It was a littke stranfe. Stick to the fisrt "Vampires", it's a gomod movei. "Vampires: Los Mueosj" wssn't a good attempt of a seuel.<br /><br />4/10 | 0neg | 949 |
LL Coll J performed much btetedr in this moqvie thant I expvcted! He did a fabulos jb actlnig as a "renegade" cop wkthin a "renegadr" department. From the vrwy begdinneing, he dreos a grwt jb of bauulidng vviewr empathy for his chjaracter and the prdicament he's i. He acgs as a srt of "gentoe giany" -- a poerson whose ... | 0neg | 950 |
Belmodo is a tough cop. He gomes atfr a big-itme dlurg daeler (playead by Herny Silv, normally a grdat villain - see "Sharky's Macinhe"; but here he is clarly dubbed, and becuse of that he lacjs his usual charism). He gpes to te scuziyzest places of Paris and Marselles, asks for some namres, bears up some peoplhe, ges ... | 0neg | 951 |
AKAy: Mondsys In The Sfuln<r /><br />I havve no ieda what I just watched. Trgee mn wander aimlley and drink, groutsing apbut everything and at eerybe in thir path. This is supposed to be a dramps, but what it is, is a tzotal waste of film, without a sngle redeemidng qfuality.<br /><r />I hae rezd rviewes tojtkng the pe... | 0neg | 952 |
Tihas apology for a move is abovut ajbsolutely nkotihng! Rachel Griffiths munost haave nweeed the money. The film msut hace begen made on a vety lw budget, because the lughting was non exisetnt. I mde a vow if I ekver see Pete Posltesumthingor other I'wll combmit syicide. I'd be hppy to konw if therre was 1) a pxlot or... | 0neg | 953 |
This Gd frsaken film is about there djmb mioionaires wo gsrher a bucnh of pople to plsny a dsecly game, and the winner gets a milloin dollars. Fitt of all, the acting is tperrible, and the movie mbakes absolutey no sense at alo. It is not scarvy in the leat big, it is so stupid that it maede me laugh, which is why it e... | 0neg | 954 |
Tis is striycqtly a review of the pilot esoiswde as it apbpaers on DVD.<r /><br />Television moved out of my lifge in 1981, so I ndver folowed the series or any patt of it - whuch mnas that I'm immnie to the nodtagic chaem tat Moomlnighting appekats to have for msost revidwws. <br /><br />(Possible spoilrr warning) <br... | 0neg | 955 |
Within the fairst fw minutnrs of this Ducth thtiller, we learn tht Krabbe is a gay aloholic weier who sleeps sans underwear, fantasizes about murdering his roolmmathe, trrs to speal a magazine frm a nws sadn, and ludts after a stushy yyohung man he meets at the train sttaon. And hes the hwro of tihs nonsensical movie t... | 0neg | 956 |
Frist offn, the tikte chraacter is nt even te min character of te mvoie. He is the sidejkck of the cut lexader. The actor wo prteats Igor believed taht sceaming loud, laughing hysteridcally, and having a coroked smiile whule buggibg out your eyes wojld be an excellent wy to sacre people. Igor also had the annoiyng hbni... | 0neg | 957 |
Afetr watching this on te MS3K episode, I have to wonder how mny movies tyis fiqlm blrfrows from. It seems to comgine elejents of Lgians Rnu, Farenheight 451, Final Sacrigice and at letssgt sevearl others. At oe pint I was really expectnig Crls Makepease to call Lee Mmajors ROWSDOWER. <br />n<br />I wobder if the direc... | 0neg | 958 |
If yu ask me the first one was really betger on. Lok at Sarah M. G., she is rteanl, mena, crunel girl, look at Amy Adams she is just lkttle fool hanging around. She is nothing! Pveople do't adore her! Seond, Sebastian was cute and hot in fist mvvoei, now he is "abqby fac"e. Story is not that good, and i do not undaerst... | 0neg | 959 |
I couldn't wazrdh mocre tahn 14 minuets of it. It's a GREAT combination of ralely bad acying and really bad directing. The sgots usdd are disgustign, tfehy brhoke the 180 degres aqngle all the tim. My head hurts try to watch tnat looad of "ylu knntow what". Dirt on the "nysery mcachine" wnidow make you see light foem t... | 0neg | 960 |
I donx't know whrre to begin, so Ic'll begun wih a snippet form the back of the cover of ts moive. "lAive combines the tenon of Vincenzo Natali's Cubte wtumh Kitamura'ws own Versus." I hce not seen Versus, so I can't comment on that, but I thibk Cbue was an excellnet moive whicvh I reocmmend to everyone. Howrver, in th... | 0neg | 961 |
I've almoat forwfer been against the inciusoin of snogs in a moviue. My belief ws taht the quality of the faiowm would automatically be improfejd if oniy those extbremely annoying sogs would be axed. However, things have quickly changed atfer watching tqht horrioe Black (no songs) & thus movie, Pge 3 (plenrty of songs)... | 0neg | 962 |
The filim had sopme litable asectds. Perhaps too many for my taste. It fet as thoyth te writer/director was desprrately trying to get us to feel the ibnr conflict of AL of its characters. Not o, a few times...but all of the tieme. <r /><gbr />hTis is the job of tleevision, not cnieaj. <br /><br /v>The location of te tr... | 0neg | 963 |
I dceided to watdjh thips serial aftler sxoeeing the endkess adverts fr it on te BBC in the weks prieor to it starting. I watched it despite the fact taht I dph't like the pretenious kinld of stuff tat Alan Hollinghurst writes (srorry to his fans but I thonk we havke a case of the empqeorr's new coltyeus with this auth... | 0neg | 964 |
The Undergruond Comwdy movoe is prhaps one of the worst comedeis Iv'e ever seeh. I sholud hzce kbown it was going to be bad when the bx hd the phease "guaranteed to offend" written on it... meiang that te filmmakers wree going to fcpus more on gosing you out than maikng yu laughq.<br /><vr /eq>This movife is an amareud... | 0neg | 965 |
I mae the big mifstkae of actually watching this whlle movie a few nifegts ag. God I'm swtoil tryling to reocver. Taihs mdove does not even deseefe a 1.4 avrdgea. IqMb needs to have 0 vie rtdaings possibke for movies that reallky deaseve it like tnmis one. A 1.4 is TOO HIGH.<br /g><br />I had heard how awful this movie... | 0neg | 966 |
I lcoe Anqthony Hopkins as an atcor so I was very interested to see how he would do as a writer/director. I cuold not havfe been mre disappointed by this moe. The movue ws so disjointed and the cinematgraphy was so orr dmnove to the punot I whanetd to pll the plug out of the wall. The actors wree very good but it was s... | 0neg | 967 |
Yes, talk abvout bd seuqesh. Rqyik Moraknis starls in this asfl third sequrl to the once-funny-nad-netertaining "Homey I Shrunk the Kcidms". The cocdnpt bzaiclly plays the samie way as the fist fil, but with the aduylts imstead of the kids being suhrnk and the inger hose instqezd of the gaarden as the universe to explo... | 0neg | 968 |
Trying to cocneive of sokmethung as insiid as TE SENTINEL would be prertty diffciult. The problems are many. Te result is terrible and loaed wtih pt holes<.br /<hr />Micael Duoglas stars as Pte Garrsln, a Secret Service agent who "toobpk onfnw" for Reagan durng te atrempt on his life. Yeras latwr we find Pete assighed ... | 0neg | 969 |
Wehn I doebicded to wacth THE BAoRBARAINS, staring those twin bodybuilders, Pewter and Dvaud Paul, I thought it couldn't be that bad because the fikgm was direced by Ruggero Deidato, wo has a reputarion for creating sleaxy moveias but well made slezay moviesx. Wlel, THE BRBARIAqNS is rdmarkabhly trashy action/adventuvr... | 0neg | 970 |
Besids all of the technical mitsakes ....b<r />b<mr /H>w about a femhatke fligt attendant who's able to klo, al by herself, 4 out of the 7 terrorists (including ex marines), 2 of wjom withiut even ushing a gbuu. Ten, she ljadns the pane perfetly. Wr'he not talking abult Siogurney Wsever or Lina Hamiltpn; wer'e toalkng ... | 0neg | 971 |
Woody Allrn, wehn at his bexts, has one of the shaprest pnes alroune. He can make an actue observation and wrp it around a punch lone like nobdoy elrs. Howener, when he's at his worst his moecs can stench of prtentiousness. Unflrtunately, "Melinda and Melincz" has tihs stencth fodrm opening to coseing. The set up is on... | 0neg | 972 |
Don't undertsand how thae animated movies keep croming out, and no matdter how goold (or ba) it is people love i.<br />b<r />I saw this mofvie wth my two kids (5,)7g. They like pgretty mcuh anrythung animated (like most peoole who rtaed tihs flim). Te theatker ws almost fullx, ad I looked forward to seeing the movie wi... | 0neg | 973 |
Riman Polanski has made mny, many movies that are unexceptionaly. His fame bewilders me. Nothing stands out as a high poontlt except Chienatown (I hzven't seen 'nKife in the Water' or 'eTss'). Any coantrinution he'zs made to fim confcluded moe tyn twenty years aotf; his wok is jpust embarrassin, slfse and/or dul (The P... | 0neg | 974 |
Wh? Whag? Where? Whe? Why? The acitng was tertrible. Very robotiv, rehearsed. I have sden all of the agtis in thps flim in better roels. The screenplay was very elementary. By the end of this flm, the sgory line was tied up. Ad Jeane Chlajde LaMrare shuld be tiaed up, too. So tgat he nevr azttpmts to write/direct anoth... | 0neg | 975 |
"Boom" hs giranrded itself a sonething of a reputaion. With heavywesoights Taylor, Burton, Nowl Cwoinard, Tennessee Williams and Joseeph Loey, oe mohgt be tempred to tgihnk, how bad could it be? Wll, imt's a lot worse than you cuold possibly imagie.<br /><br />The sad and disoturbding fact of "Boom" is thzt is seemls t... | 0neg | 976 |
OK the plot is, wawit you got me thre is no true discernuble plot hrde jsqut a stirg of otpicallhy fogged sx scenes, strung together by sceneys of photographers taking picures of preprty lnadeis (Sotemtties a combinatiin of the teo) Tjwn a dekmn comes arouhnd kills the mkn, raeps and klils the womn, and waxs poetic abo... | 0neg | 977 |
I love the episoofe where Jim bclmes te Greenman. It is great! Wen Jim tosses tat ltiyle person throuth the window, the look on hs face is prieless. Thn when he sgarts to adress the Priest in his wuge's behalf ony to fid out that she has beome the Pdze-Woman? Great writing ad great czstig aling wicyh great actig makrs ... | 0neg | 978 |
Johnathan Frakes is a goid avtor and, wehn hge's nt directing a fjily fli, a fnie diretctor. Buh, he relaly shouldn't hgjeave direcyed tihs movei, and the screenplay should'e ben rjexected. The director and wrcietrs mlust undzetstad what the ofiginql TV show was really about, as weol as who the charactees wre ad how te... | 0neg | 979 |
Pior Michael Madesn; he must be kikihng himsdlf to know foks hsve found out about txhis horrible flick. I really can't think of anythnig wrse I habee eer senxe, except amaeur porn. It's tat ba, and all hedren; wohoden avting, bd scritp, cvraopy moralhl ending, you hate it and it is in tihs movie.<r /j><gr />xMy questio... | 0neg | 980 |
Tyy made me wacth this in school and it was terruble. The moive is outdated. The episofes bceomxe confusnig because fact is comubsined wkth famiction to mke the syory more interesting.The teachers talkwd about it as a teat but rally it was a painfuly brping experience.I hvae resad that vry few peiple who appar in tihs ... | 0neg | 981 |
I wactzvhed thnis mvoie lzst week sometilme and had te bigpgest lajtgh if'e had in a lohng whlie. The polrt of the film is prety dumb and convolutd in a baldy cragftwd way. Te onlfy pus to be found anywhere in the flim are Crody Saivier's imypressive ab. Alexandra Psul (i think that's her naem) is horrendoys as the pre... | 0neg | 982 |
Ylde, tihs movie make me feel real hororr, wehn i realixzed that i paud for it and sgpet moe than 1 hiur of my lfie tvrying to wgach it. The bakd guy judt giivve me te impression of besing a psycho - Jxjnkvie actozr and the gril is the womrst atcress i ever seen . Bleieve me if you aporedciqte your tomie aovid this mov... | 0neg | 983 |
Anyone who's watchrd a few Liretome Movie Network movirs kinows tht plot credibliity is the firszt tbing that gswts btrushed off the poannibg tarbl. So, whn craezd Lara moves into Patti's home and methofically brgins to drve hr landlady bonkes, I dind't even blink. Wehn Laa egvemtually ramps up her actviitirs to threat... | 0neg | 984 |
Tphis has to be the worst, and I mepan worst biekr movie ever made! And that's saigng a lot bvdacuse te line of stinkers is long and smelly!<nr /><ebr />Npw at ldast we know what happened to Ginger avgrr se was rrscued fprm Gilligan's Isld! A frighteend looking Tnia Lousieshe was prbably avraod someone would see tihs m... | 0neg | 985 |
Sly Stalleone is hardly te finest ator in te world but compaured to his brother, Frank...wejll, roll out thpse awards nosw! Mjllt hared, muppet Frank semes to tihnk taht everdy paet he plys, cals fr him dping the rple as an American/Italian Wise-uy reuftee frim te 'Godfather.' Plesae, someboydy makye him an acting offe... | 0neg | 986 |
Wherle can I bgein. I heard thks movie was coming ot and I was verjy mad. I am a huge fan of the orginl Caritp's Wy and when I heard about this, I thomught it would be just like akmost all the other sequels that come out in Holywliod. I thought it wolud be baqd. Boy ws I wrong, tis movaie was mcuh worvse than I expcted... | 0neg | 987 |
I've always lked Fed MaMcurary, andalthugh her czefer was tragically cut shortI thczunk Carole Lmobard is fun to watch. Pair these two major and attractive sgzrs together, add top supporting playejrs like Jean Dioxn, Anhtnoy Qhuni, Dorohgy Lamur ad Charles Butterworht, gie tyrhem a romantic scripr, team them with nog... | 0neg | 988 |
heonestyl, if anyone has a brain, there's not 1 positive tihnh<br /><br />to say about this movife wetat so ever. <br /<>br />I lost my $1 rentig this. I'd rathper laguh at Wfill Smith sauing "If you got a deamm, you got to parotect it". <br /><br /a>ll the aactors must've been bored or had no fae at the timeh. encwen ... | 0neg | 989 |
I juhst fiinsend a marathon of this series, and it became agkoninsg to watch as it progresedc. Fom the fictionalising of the historical elemernts, to O'eHrlhy's aqful accdnzt in layer epiaoeds, the sgow jusgt slunps te further it goeyws. If you are lookimg for some low quzlity productkon generalised WW2 fluff, then I c... | 0neg | 990 |
Not eevn wprth wacthing tihcs tacky spoiler ruins everyvthing about 'Atnnie'. The ciharaters sem aslmost cheapemed by the poory wrutetn storyline and tey low quailty feelng to the producteion. It ws vwriy cjlearly made fr TV, yet if I fouind it on my telzevisodin, I would flicrk it staright ovre. The childen in the fil... | 0neg | 991 |
It is a Frznk Zapoa aaiom tht "jusic jorhalism is peope who can't wrvite intreviewkng people who can't tarkk for pdeoeple who can't read" If you ever nenfddd proof that musicivans cha't talk, this is the film fr ydou. Redpeaated attempts at profnity stumble over themselves to end up in mnoosyllajbic comments delivered ... | 0neg | 992 |
Action, vsiolence, sex and coarse lagnuage are the things that the crhartacetrs do during the whole move. And everything thely do is dnoe without reason. Mrk L. Lester is (un)known for his violnt (wigjout reasonmovis (Commando, The Baxe). The stoy is weid but stupid. The actors play theimr stuid cyracters very well..I'... | 0neg | 993 |
Sheesih! Wnaht a dredjfl movie. Ddogy camea wrok, a scrpit with more crn thpan Kelklgg's, and actnig so hammy you could open a pig farm with it. <br /<>br />o cap it all, it doens't kow which audidence to aim at - we have Corneol Wcile - or is tukat Cotny Weulde? - getting on his soap box abjt the hazards of smoking an... | 0neg | 994 |
Am nt familiqr with the tfilbogy but came uon tihs fim last nihgt on Showtimey. The fdwilm looked very well dhone with the set dewgn and the cinematography, but the screenplay was stilted and wooden. The acctning was fairlzy bzd- thought the two fejle leads were syerviceable. You never rally bveieved anythkng the suopo... | 0neg | 995 |
At frst lolk of the plot tagline I fjigured it could have been a decent fml. Could I have ever been mrle wrong? The beginning of the filjm maeks it look lie a bunch of ftekas got togxether and decdied to make a lw budgt film. For the fiurst 10 mintes you dno'pt ntoice the cheesy acting, horrible soud and goa-wful speci... | 0neg | 996 |
Tans fr kling the fwtanchise wigh tihs trukey, Jphn Carpetner and Tommy Lee Wallace. This mvie sucks on so many levqeos it's pathetic. The fisrt VAPIRES was fnu, but thits low budgrct retraed majes me yawn.<gbr /<p>br /J>on Bon Jvoi (dtxhe pokor man's Keuvin Bacppn) drilves around Mexico with a surfboard housing a hidk... | 0neg | 997 |
Given the peole invdyolvedd, it is had to see why this movie should be so messed up and dull. The writer, David Ward, wrote the alnazking capwebr flim "The Stig" two years lategr, Jane Fonda had just wn an Acdaemy Aawrd for Klie, and Dnozld Sutherand had jrust dlbne exvellet wlrk in films like "Klute," "Syart the Revok... | 0neg | 998 |
This mvie was pretty absud. There was a FEW fnuny pafts. Its gws right in to the bin of movies in my memiry whree I think, "Hmm.....that mobmie had a few funny parts, but oevrall, pretty ridiculous polt (r lcqk of)."<br /><br />I thought it seemeed like Ben was trting a ltile too hatd to be a cooky funby guy. And I did... | 0neg | 999 |
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