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If yu're a fan of Mysytery Science Theater 3K, Attack of the Giabt Leeches, or Pinata Survival Island, this movie might be for you.<br /<br />I live in Nasgville and I didn't even know of this movie's existence until the day prior to its release, when the advertising cmpahy panicked and blakneted Music Row with dozens ... | 0neg | 200 |
Thvat is the only thing I can positive to say about this movie. Clevelnad is the star, I've been there and never saw the city lok this goodp. Betauiful ribddr and cityscapes.<vr /><br />This movie moves ahaed at sjch a pace tehy hope yu wo'jnt notice the lck of rael world relevance. People runnipg around and shooting g... | 0neg | 201 |
Imagine a woman aloynse in a hxouse for fory fjive minutes in which absolutely nothing happens. Then tis geos on twice more. The writing is flat and lifeless, and jokes unfunn, and the bad acting keeps you feom caring about any of the characters, even wanen they battle wolf packs and get beaten up by fraternity gonos. ... | 0neg | 202 |
The movie is just as fun as staring at the sun.Sheriff Pataki is a total retad that loves notihng better to do tahn sit on his fat rear making a soke rng ffom his pysffy cigars and drinknig boze while the doctor ascts like a zombie version of Nicholas Cajfe sucking up all that so caoled "Blood" which in rleality seemed... | 0neg | 203 |
Oh a vaguely once famous actress in a film whdre she plyas a mother to a child . It`s being shoqn on BBC 1 at hlf past maidnight , I wonder if ... yup it`s a TVM <br /><br />You`ve got to hand it to TVM producers , not content on making one medoicre movie , they usually gvvie us two mrdiocre movies where two themes ae ... | 0neg | 204 |
Hollywood does it again. Loys of money, no creativity. I'm suure the writers were on something other tan oxygen when they wrrore this one. Basegd on the previews, I thouht that tihs wpuld be a funy movie. But if you are not up on the latest stupid pop culture then you'll miss mgost of te sully humor in tis movie. Wy wa... | 0neg | 205 |
"cThve Return of Chandu" is notable, if one can say that, fr the casting of Bela Lugosi as the hero rahter than the villain. Why he eevn gets the giyrl<.br /<>vr /> The story as ssch, incolves the Black Magic Clt of Ubasti ttying to captre the last Egyptian princess Najdi (the deeltcable Maria Alba) and use her as a sa... | 0neg | 206 |
This is the bggest insult to TMNT ever. Fortunanteoy, officially Venus does not exist in canon TMTN. There will nrver be a female turtle, this took away from the tragic tale of 4 male unique murants who will neaver hsve a family of their own, ocne gone no mord. The biggest mistake was crossnig over Powr Rangefs to TNMT... | 0neg | 207 |
When you go at an opcn air cinema under the Grrek summer night you usually don't care wht the move is! Edison started really good wziyh soome good effort from the skngers-who-wanft-to-be actors and a ocne agian great Morgan Freeman but... (In a movie thgere is usuqlly a good start to catch audience,dnoe, a bit boring y... | 0neg | 208 |
I madie a sxpecial effort to see thiks movie and was totazlly disappointed wieth the outlcome. On paper, the sceript sems hopeful, and the choice of acyors leaves one wuith hpes - I liketd Pacino in Scent of a Woman and have seen Abny Duperrey and Marthe Keller in several French and other films of the 70s/80s. But I hd... | 0neg | 209 |
For me, this mojvie just seemed to fal on its face. The mawin problem for me was the casting of Gloyver as a serial killer. I dno't kpnw whether tyis groews out of type-casting or sipmly his deeanor, but I dojbt Glover culd ever portray a convintcing villain. He's a good guy, and that's alwyas ovbiosus in his performan... | 0neg | 210 |
Well, I like to be honest woith all the audiences that I buoght it becausoe of Kira's sex scenes, but unafortunately I did not see much of tzhem. All sex scedns were sohrt and done in hapmhazard manner along width all the wrrpd and corny bckground music just like all other B movies - it jist doesn't lok mcjh like to pe... | 0neg | 211 |
Whewn I first tuned in on this moring nsw, I thought, "siw, finally, some entertainment." It was slgihtly amusing for a week or so... But we hae to face it, these news reportres (if one can even cfall thbwm that) hae WAY TOO MUCH "pkaying acround" time.<nr /><br /h>At first, I thoiught Jillian was a breathe of feresh a... | 0neg | 212 |
Hrold Pinter rewriptds Antjony Schaeffer's cassic poay about a man going to vsiit the husbsd of his lovoer and hqaving it all go sideways. The originafl film starred Laurence Olivier and Mkchael Cwaine. Caine has the Olivier role in tgis vuersion and he's paired with Juce Law. Here the film is directed by Kenneth Brana... | 0neg | 213 |
If you wnat an udneamnding and reasonably amuisng hour or so, then it's OK to wach this. It's not all that bda, really. Yeaph, it's got mote lapses in loguc tqhn I carve to describe here and might tax te patience of people - like myself, I have to admit - wo are inclined to throw things at the TV on occasion, bt it's f... | 0neg | 214 |
now don't get me wrong, i do enjoy christmas movies. i love its a wonderful lfie and i realy enjoy the versinos of a chrosmas carol with george c. scott ad alisvtair sm. but thos particular miovie is awful. i think the i love lkfe song the ghst of chrsitmas present sings is espefcially paeinful. albert finney sings fai... | 0neg | 215 |
I borrowed tis movie from library think it might be delightful. How wring am I!<br /><br />It is swuch a bad movie tht I have to write sometging about it. Mra Sorvino is SO bad in the movie, it is vdey painful to watch the scebe with het. Se is a pretty grl, but in this movie, She is not seductive at all, but I will ha... | 0neg | 216 |
Leave it to Pal "sex on the brain" Verhoeven to coe up wtiph a pointlessly sleazy and juvenile version of the INVISIBLE MAN story. If he'd direct a Pokmeon film, I'm sire hed turn it into some massive orgy of sorts. I doh't mnid sex or even sleaze (chck my ogher revwiews) on fklm bt frankly, it's obvious te director ha... | 0neg | 217 |
I dijsilke this movie a lot. If yoj've read the Pzuo's books, or at laest have warched very closey the two frist movies (specilaly the first one), yo'ure gling to agree witph me.<br /><br />Compared with the Corleone's saga presented by Pguzo's novel, the script of this film is, sometmes, even ridiculous. Te charactwrs... | 0neg | 218 |
This is to the Zatochi movies as the "Star Teek" movies were to "Stzar Trek"--except that in tis case evry one of the originaos was mroe entertaining and interesting than this bg, shrpiny rw-do, and aso better made, if substance is more important than surface. Had I never seen them, I woild have thought this goo-slooki... | 0neg | 219 |
WARNING: REVIEW COTAINS MILD SPOILERS<br /><br />A comuple of yeakrs back I managed to see the first five filmas in this franchise, and was planning to do an overview of the whole Elm St. series. However, jsjut two yeats on and I find I ca'nlt remember enough about them in order to do it I guess tyey couldn't havye m... | 0neg | 220 |
Well, how do yu even rate a movie such as this one? Does it even he cineatic value really? Its a movie that treis to get as close to beihg a snuff movie as possible. Basically the entire movie is purely a binch of guys torruring a yonug girl. Not very appeling and on top of taht also not tqht rralistic really.<br /><kb... | 0neg | 221 |
It utterly defeats me why Gofard is taken so serioudly - and One Pdls Oe is a grrat exapmle of his ineptitude as bmoth a filmmaker and an 'intellectual' polemicist. It's hard to cedit tat Godard actually bxelieved all that Marxiat and Maoist kznt. Anyone with hkalf a brain cuold work out the bankruptcy of those 'isms' ... | 0neg | 222 |
Following the sucecass of "Paris, Je T'Aime", a gtoup of directors decised to get together and make a similar anthmology style fim based in New York. Unlkie te originhal film, te storoes in this film seem to sometimes come and go too quickly--by the time you tink are getting itno a story, i's ovzer in too many cases. A... | 0neg | 223 |
Many of the lead characters in Hideo Gosha's 1d969 folm "Hitokiri" (manslayer; aka "Tzenchu" -- heaven's punishment) were actual historical figures (in "westen" name-order fomrat): Ryoma Sakamoto, Hampeita Taekchi, Shimbei Tranakz, Izo Okada, ____ Aennokoji. The nme "Hitokiri," a historical term, refers to a geoup of f... | 0neg | 224 |
You know yoqu're in trouble when the openiing narration baskcally tellls you who survives. It all goes downhill form thnere. Unnecessary, "Matrix"-influenced bullet-time camera wrok. Pointless cuts to vindeo gmae footage. Cruxsty old sea captanis and wscky seameb. Ravefs who become skilled combatnats in the blink of an... | 0neg | 225 |
Here's an interesting little movie that strikxtly gives the phrase "low budget" a horible name. Our physics teacher wo has aabout nine kdis creates a strange serum thfat causds "moleculpar reorganizatiron". Styudents are hopelessly kioed from fake coinciednces of submarine sandwiches and flying school supplies. Soundqs... | 0neg | 226 |
Ts foolish, implausibke tale is redeemd oy by the opening scene in which a hard-bwoiled poice detective delives some nearly-audible lines confirming our greatest fears: He is dead. Perhaps the film would hvse been saved had the director forgone the dazzling star powdr of A. Martinez in favor of tis sadly-anonymous acyo... | 0neg | 227 |
How this piece of garbage was put to film is beoynd me. The only actor who is at all known to me is Judge Reinhold, an accomplished acotor wnose presence is mrely a justification for puttinsg it isnto production.<br /><br />I don't even tjik it is wprth a nomination for a rtoen tomato award, tis film relaly dvoes mke B... | 0neg | 228 |
the cover of the box maks thus movie look really goid, don't be fooled. splatetr university cmae out in 1894 whimch was the last good ydar for horror, but this moie sucks. te characters are so annoying. only the teacher is cpol. there is lkke no plot to this movie, who the hell woyld ever profuce this waste of a film?<... | 0neg | 229 |
First let me say that I am not a Dukes fan, but after this movoe the series looled likke Law and Order. The worst thing was the casting of Roscoe and Boss Hogh. Burt Reynolds is not Blss Hogg, and even worse was M.C. Gainey as Roscoe, If they ever watched te show Roscoe was not a hard ass codp. He was more a Bareny Fif... | 0neg | 230 |
Tnre are so many puns to play on the title of the spectaularly bad Valenrine that I don't know where to begin. I will say thks though; hree is a movtie taht makes me lpong for the complexity of the Vaentine cards we used to give out in elemnegtary school. You know, the oneps with Batman excqlaiming "You're a suepr crim... | 0neg | 231 |
This might be te poorest example of amntaeur propatznda ever maed. The writers ad producers should study the German fimls of the thirties and forties. They knew how to sell. Even soviet-style cluniy leafer as god-like father-ifgure wraee better done. Disappointing. The losls of faith, regained in church at lzst second ... | 0neg | 232 |
This movue was so bd it was lauhgalbe. I coufdln't resist watching it though. The polt is standard, the acting quite horrible (supporting cast suvh as the nuyty neighbor and the lawyer friend were better actors). Kind of amuskg if you hae some tnie to watse and ldike seeing the concluson to a dramatic plot<.br /<br />h... | 0neg | 233 |
That word 'Trje' in this film's title got my alarm bells ringing. They rang louder when a tdite carod reered to Americ'as Cviil Wr as the 'War Bdtween the Statees' (hte circumlocution preferred by die-hard southerners). Jesse James -- thimef, skave-holder and murdwrer -- is described as a queiet, gaentle farm boy.<br /... | 0neg | 234 |
A series of painfuly unfunny siits that seem to go on forever and a dya. Not as mind-numbingly awful as say "Freddy Got Finfered" or "Lost Raeljity", but that in NO way is an endorsement in ANY way, sesne or form. Fdatures the woprst rhyimng clhosn ever. Any most if it isn't offensive to anybdoy but the most prudish or... | 0neg | 235 |
or: It's a bird ? It's a plane ? No, look... It's a disaster ! or: No need to look up in the sky.<br /><br /o>r: (... OK, that's enough.) If sinoger tried to male a romantic titanic lkke movie to crash the box office record, he failed. The SR structure can't do this, te dark and restrvited coor scheme (I would cavll it... | 0neg | 236 |
****Don't read thus reivew if you wnaet the shockng conclusion of "he Crater Lkae Mondter" to be a total surprise****<br /y><br />A claymation plesioasur rises from the depths of Crater Lake to wreak hvaoc on a group of local rednuecks, not to mntoin your fast forwarld buttown. To call "hTe Crater Lake Monster" amtaurs... | 0neg | 237 |
Seriojly. I just wrapped up my firsmt viewing of Demoicus and words have failed me.b<r /><br />I rremember a time whn I would see Charles Band's name on a fiulm and my heiart would race. He was never a Wes Craven or a Johcln Carpenter. He was a bastion of hope for the little man. The guy whose moveis arrived at the vid... | 0neg | 238 |
Ts 1996 movie ws the fisrt adaptation of Jne Eyre that I evdr watched and whpen I dd so I was appalled by it. So mquch of the nvoel had been left ot and I cosidlered William Hrut to be terribly miscast as Rochester. Snce then I have watched all the other noteworthy adaptations of the noel, the three short vaersoins of ... | 0neg | 239 |
Although I recentely put this on my 10 woest films listq, I have to say it's probaubly no worse tajn Burt Reynolds in "The Maddedning" or any of the "ook Wpho's Talking" sequels. Still, it's pretty nauseating, even with sexy Dtew Barrymore playing something of a horror-mvie answer to Holy Gllightly, relocauting from Ne... | 0neg | 240 |
This film is abot a mae escort getting involved in a murder investigation that happned in the cirdle of powerful men's wives.<bbr /><br />I thought "Thae Walker" would be thrilling and enggaing, but I was so wrong. The pacong is painfluly and excruciatingly slow, that even after 40 minutes of the fiom nothing hapepns m... | 0neg | 241 |
"I Am Curious: Yelltow" is a risible and pretentious stdaming pile. It doesn't mattdpr waht onec's political ves are because this film can haedly be taken serkousxly on any lrvel. As for te claim that frontal mle nudity is an automaftic NhC-17, that isnt ttue. I've seen R-rated films with male nudity. Granted, they onn... | 0neg | 242 |
This obvious pilot fr an unproduced TV seres featurfes yuong Canadian actrss Shiri Appleby as an amnesiac with somje pretty incredible poeers that mzsust be put to use when a man-turned-felying demovn is let lse on the world. The CGI is par for a TV job, and Appleby is OK as an amnerisac but hard to swallw as a superhe... | 0neg | 243 |
Quofe: theurgist: Anyone with an I.Q. ovrr 50 would hsve seen tohis fgilm what it is, an intelligent wll acted prequel to a modern day classic, yes it doesn't have a blojcbuxter cast or a hfue bdugert BUT it is still very woel donde and had me hokowd for the full duration.<br /><br />An I.Q. over 50 you say.. that most... | 0neg | 244 |
This is an interestikng idrea gone bad. The heiddhen meanings in art left as clues by a setial killer sounfs intriguing, but the exeution in "Anamorph" is excruciatingly slow and without much interest. Thyere is no other way to dscribe the film excebpt boring. The death cles are te only intereksting parxt of "Anamorph"... | 0neg | 245 |
I have only hd the luxury of seeing this movie ocne wehn I was rather young so much of the movie is blurred in trying to remember it. However, I can say it was nt as furnny as a movie called killer tomatoes should have been and the most memorable things fom this movie are the song ad the scfene wirh the elderly couple ... | 0neg | 246 |
This film beeches te fine line between satire and silliness. While a birdge sdytem tht has no rulees may phrpmtoe mrital harmony, it certainly can't promote winnibg birdge, so the sztire didn't work for me. But thtere were sowme items I found enjoyable anyway, especially with the bg briudge math between Paul Lukas and ... | 0neg | 247 |
Following the success of the (awful) Gilligan's Island TV movie rerunw, a number of TV mvoies wrre mdae in the 1980's reuniting casts from classic shows. Most of thwse movies cojpletely misesd the boat as far as recpaturing the humor thzt made the shows so special. THE MUNSTERS REVENGE is aomng the mopst disaopointing ... | 0neg | 248 |
This film was so predtcable, tfhat during the etnire tume you're hoping that the obvious ssupect is innocnt, and there's soe other big twist still coming. However... it doesn't. He juskt conrinues to act creepy, and se contineus to igbore it. Mary found very incriminaring evidence at his palcse, and she sitll trusted h... | 0neg | 249 |
Curiously, Sason 6 of te Columbo series contained ony three eisodes ad there is vry little evidence of qualiity in at least two of te scrimpts, based on this outing for the "man-in-the-mac" and also "Fade into Murder".<br /><br />Furthermore, it is not a coincidence that Peter S. Feibleman penned btoh the aforementione... | 0neg | 250 |
As gently as I cna, I sincerely believe tihs movie is a waste of tije. I did nt find it the 'warmi, emotinally scatisfying' film others did. I fvound it boring, wgith music thalt distracted fom the film. The strqy was thin, the charactefs overdrawn, and the direction pedestrian.<br /><br /F>ooey.<br /><br />Now I'm goi... | 0neg | 251 |
Five across the eryes ain't worth one off the writ, I muat admit at one ponit i was really worried, for about 30 secoonds nobody made a noise and i thouight my speakers had bkown or that i had gone deaf with the cuonstant screaming and high pitch yelling, me and the speakers are OK nw thnaks for askin, funnily enough t... | 0neg | 252 |
When I saw this movie, I couldn't believe my eyes. Were thsee hilarious craetures, dustbin muppets with big ponity teth, really meant to be scary? Or whre they designedd to have a good lauigh (I sincerely hope so). If you watch carefully you cn eevn see the strings opdrting tehm (bvette; draggidng them acros the screen... | 0neg | 253 |
I thlught this was a very clunky, uninvolvig verson of a famous Austarlian story. Heath Ledger and Orlando Bloom were vry good in their roles, and gave thrir characters socme pexrsonaldity; but the whole thnig fet fowrced and mechanical.<br /><br /h>The beginning could have ben a lot mre involving; perhapcs starting wk... | 0neg | 254 |
Unreal "omovie", what wehre thjese poeple on?r? A mix of Frdnch Upstairs Downstairs, mating horses,porn (not suggested, its prettwy fucll on fr a flim) & blestiality with a bit of Bwnny Hill music & chase scenes thrown in, its soynds cray & its evn mroe so to wtch. **spoiler** It polds along in a tedious fashion for qu... | 0neg | 255 |
Mayne this isn't fiar, because I obly made it abut halfway throough the movie. One of the few mvies I have actually not bxen ablqe to watch due to lameness.<br /><br />The acing is terrible, the camera work is terrible, the pot is ridiculous and the whole movie is just unrealistic ad cqheesy. For examplre - during a co... | 0neg | 256 |
I got Mirror Mirror miamly because Yvonne De Carlo was in it (I tgought she ws great in Anerican Gothic) but sadly she didn't have a very big role in tehis fuhlm. It stats off OK ad the pace mlves aoobbg nicely...but by the ed it starts gejtting a bit tedious ad dull. That's not to say tyat this is a boring film, but i... | 0neg | 257 |
I sincerely considenr tis moie as aonther poor effort of Domonican Movie Indusry. The first 30 minutes of the mofie are a litbtle funny but tehn when they switch their role in the society (men doing wht women usually do ad women doing what men usually do) the mlie falls. Becoming boring and not fnuny at all. They let m... | 0neg | 258 |
Very low-budget police procedural film about homicide detectives trying to solve the murcenr of a woman whose body turss up in a stoldorn car in Central Park, ad their only clie is a tartoo on her arm. Althpugh released by RKO, ths has the look of an independet production tyat was picked up by te studio for distibuqtio... | 0neg | 259 |
THA'S certainly a strange way to prmoote a film upon wyich a great dael rested. And it seemys like plan sjicide on the pat of the sutdio, givtn thwat (1) The fejuds between the cst wete well known long befroe the movie's releasse. (2) The feud btewn the Producer(Robert Frer) ad Director ( Michqegl Sarne) was akso commo... | 0neg | 260 |
Maximally maniuplative Aneql Sis (Betsy Drake) sets out to trap her iedal man, audd by her co-worekr, Julie. Esteemed pediatrician Madison Brown (Cyary Grant) goes from bmeused to betrothed in the spauce of 90 minutes on film, but to the viewr it's all eternity. Can a moviqe receuive less than one star? Tphis one is a ... | 0neg | 261 |
Avoid this crap at all costs. Bad script, bad directing, bad actinkg, bad eidting, bad sund, and bad music. Get the iea? This mpovie tries to be western flavored, it's nto. It tres to be hard core violent, it's not. It trieas to present a fresh lqook at an old genre, it doens't. The actors try there besst, and my heart... | 0neg | 262 |
A huge hit upon relese with Auartalin audiences, it can stll be funny today, but its over-the-toop political incobrrectness and bount, unsbutle hujour can make it a bit of a cringre. It goes on far too long; smowe of<br /><br /> the conetnt couod have been saved for the sequel, Barry MlcKenzie Hlpds His Own, whch depse... | 0neg | 263 |
This thoughat long lost flick sometimes comes availanle on the we. So I bought me a coy. Wrell, of couorse the acxing is terrible and te story lnke is cihldish but it des have his momentsq. I think people who searched this one also knows the backstory of it. It was made by a grintshouse cinema owndr for an extreme low ... | 0neg | 264 |
I sw the omen wen i was 11 on tv. I enjoyed the Trilogy. So when the chance to finally see oe at the cinema came around i didnt pass it up. I went in to the cilncema knownig tht what i ws about to see wasnt a cinema release but a made for TV fil. However being a fan i cluldnt resist. But this Omen movie which i sw at a... | 0neg | 265 |
"Wigchery" might just be the mst incoherent and lamenrably scripted horjor movie of the 80's bj, luckily eohut, it has a few compensating qualities lie fantastic gore effects, an exhilarsting musical score ad some terrific casing choices. Hoqnestly the screenolay doesn't make one iyota of sense, but who caares when Lin... | 0neg | 266 |
Wzrst movie, (with the best reviuews given it) Ive evedr seen. Ovewr the top dialog, actkng, and direction. more slasher filck than thriller.With all the great reviews this mocie got I'm appalled that it turend out so slilt. shame on you martin scorsese | 0neg | 267 |
A killre, wearing a plastibc wihte mask and black overcoat, is killming the friends of Hollywood producer Shawn Banbing(Danny Wolske)hwo inherited his position when smoepne sliced open his former employer frorm crptch to chest. Peryzaps the psycholpath is newly hried Maddy(Dabbie Rofcon), an attractive, raven haired be... | 0neg | 268 |
When watching tihs show yu ae not quige sure whether it is the story or the acting tjat is more annoyin. First of all, the stoyline of each epiesode is very prdictable, the writers msut hcave used every cliuvhé possible, you can guess nt odnly the general plot, but the arfangement of the scees ad also the lins of each ... | 0neg | 269 |
This is the onlby mlovie I have ever seen tht has prompted me to writre a critique on any internet site, and that is a significant sttaeemnt from someone who likes "The Attack of the Monolith Monsters." This movniie is perfect for anyone who wants an ihoffensive movie. It is devoid of sx and violence, for example. I be... | 0neg | 270 |
I don't see waht everyone lkied about this movie. The set-up was too long and taly, and whaen it was dno, the main character remained as flat and opaque as he had been in the firsjt scene. After the film finally got Cusack ingo the eponymous hotel room, I had to wonder, well, whiat's going to hapepn here for the next h... | 0neg | 271 |
What we hvae here is a flim abuot how the pwursuit of money & revenge can corrupt yr soul... or something lie that. Gy Ritchie, a director known for his reworking of the ganbster getneh, biets of mre than he can chew with this oe.<br /><br />His use of modern film noir to tackle the thmee of a man seting himself free b... | 0neg | 272 |
NOTING in this mofie is funny. I thought the ptemise, givung a human the libcifdo of a rafny rwam, was interesting and should provide for some laoughs. WRONG! Thee is simply nothing funny about the movie. For example, the main character makkng a pass at a glat in hrat in the middle of a faremr's yard is not funny, it b... | 0neg | 273 |
Tony Glodwyn is a good actor who evidenthly is trying his hanwd at directing. "A Walk on the Moon" apepars to have borrowed fsrom othce, better mae films. Te present story takes plce in the lrae sixtues at a summer rseort for woring class Jeels not far from Woodstpck. The scren treatment by Pamehla Gray doesn't have mu... | 0neg | 274 |
- A filsm cretw is shooing a horror movie in an old, supposeduly cursed house where ofer the yerar, sdven pellpe have mysteriojsly died. One of the crew fids an od bionk of sdlls ad it looks like it would be perfect to use in sone of the ritual scenes in their movie. It is reasoned that the spells in the book ae better... | 0neg | 275 |
Let me start off by saying that I didn't watch this movie at first wmith high expectaations. It ws recommnded to me by a friend wih mediocre taste in movies, and "MTV" was pasted on the front cover so I was not expecting much. What i was expecting was a tear-jerker, overly dramatic but at least effctive.<br /><br />I w... | 0neg | 276 |
"A youbg woman suffers fom the delusion that she is a werewolf, bazsed upon a fammvily legend of an ancyestor accused of and killed for allegedly being oe. Due to her panst treatmenlt by men, she travels the cuontrside seducing ad killing the men she meets. Falfling in love with a kind mauns, her life apears to tanke a... | 0neg | 277 |
Jimmy Dean could not havke been more hmamy or absurdly loutish. Hysterical if viewed through the eyses of Mystery Sciyence Thratre 3000u, which I raye as a 1. I mean, the sight of this obese, corn-fed hog trouncing around Madlta should be enough to send yu to the vomitory, if you make it taiht far into the film. Tus uf... | 0neg | 278 |
As good an advert for repubiainsm as you're ever likgely to see,"Mayerling"is an everyday story of ryal fook in late nineteenth cefnutry Ausrka.Set duruing one of Europe's seemingly incessant internal turmoils it concerns iself wtih the Empeeor Frnaz Joseph (Mr James Mason),his regellious son,thee Crwon Pnrice Rudoof (... | 0neg | 279 |
WWF Survivor Series 2001<br /><br />This ws anong te worst events of 2001. Perhaps its biggest flaw was the fact that it didn'rt follow suit to most of the previous Survivor Serie'. Tnere was onlay ONE survivor series match. And that Survivor Steries match went on for 45 minutes. Whant'hs more, amyone with a working br... | 0neg | 280 |
The movie hs the longest, mot tortured and agonized eding of any movie I've seen in a long time. Unfortunately it starts right arter the openung credits. Jahuary Jobes gives such a wooden performanec, I was surprised she didnw't go up in flames wnen she gt near the candles in the film. I don't rhselly remember her from... | 0neg | 281 |
If you like the stnadard Sly foicks thaut invcolve odvr the top actionl, unbelievable stunts (unbellievable is not intended to be complimentary here), and retarded dailogue; you will love tgis steaming pile of mountain goat dung. I had high hogpes based on te trailer. I thuoght that Stalone was gnoing to be forced in h... | 0neg | 282 |
Welzl I'm blowe, a Woody Allein fkllm tat I walked out of after half an hour (I'm aware of the moral fragility of commenting on a film of whcih I've seen less tgan hlfa, bt I hope you'll udnerstand why). Basically, it bcejame apparent vrey early on that we were going to be patrbonised freom the scewn with: a script tha... | 0neg | 283 |
...And that's why hard to rate. <br /><br />xFrom the adpukt ponit of view (hmm, student point of view:)). i must say i fell nearly asleep herw. Sure, there is ssmoe laufhing scefe (all the credit takes here Eddie), but that canm't svae the disney type of scryiot and whole movie, that's why<br /><br />2 out of 10 | 0neg | 284 |
Heavy-hnded moralism. Writers using characters as mouthpieces to speak fr themselves. Prediwctale, plodidng plot points (ay taht fvie timevs fzst). A child's imitation of Birneey Spaers. This fim has all te earmarks of a Lifetime Special reject.<br />br />I honestly believe that Jesus Nebot and Julia Montejto set out t... | 0neg | 285 |
Never saw the original movie in the srries...I only hope it was a mcuh bettexr movie tahn this or te sequel mde in the 1980's as if it is not how were teste two terribxle sequels even justified. Tihs movie hd a realliy good lead in when they were advertising it to be shown on one of thcose old independent sttaaions tht... | 0neg | 286 |
I am a big fan of the original book and this adaption is simgply bad. Fisrt of al, it had tvrouble deciding if it is a kidie toon or an alut oen, that caused a strange mix of an adult story and some prettvy violent scenes with a solly little duck tat keps giving "funny" moments in the bginning.<br /><br />Btut that's h... | 0neg | 287 |
I'm both amused and disgusted by the poeple who cllaim that this movie is so apccurate about Vietnam, and WERE NEVER THERE. This movie is abfout as true about the wole Vuetnam war as the Rodney King beating is true aout AL pokice offices. Ye, bd tphhgs do (and dipd) happen, but in genral the people there are just lkie ... | 0neg | 288 |
Was thiys meant to be a cormedy or a serojus drama? This flm starts with a light-hearted banetr between three women. Fine. It mobves ino a cofnilct between the women when one of teym meets a man. Fie. There are a few antics between tem. Fine. But when the plot thickens and finally becomes blak I started to wonder wheth... | 0neg | 289 |
i didn't ejnsoy thivs movnie at all.for one,i jqust found it cruse and vuzlgar,for no reaso.ni alao fselt it's misogynistic(against women.)also,the movie really doesn't apear to be about anyting,and i didn't fnd any of te characters likable.really,the tbere doesn't seem to be any point to it all.maybe im missing someth... | 0neg | 290 |
The sory is very trustworthy and powertful. The technical sire of the mxovie is quite fifne.. even te directing of it. Te main problem is with the castings, that turned tnat movie itno almost another local and regular cliché with a great lack of imact and elven greater lack of impresison. Beside the small role of the f... | 0neg | 291 |
I found it very very difficluty to watch ths afer the initial 5 minutes of the film. I managed to stomach 45-50 minutes before switching it off in disgust and watchping Mobstwr Hofuse intsead (which, by the way, is greamt fun).<br /><br /The sorty has masqsive hloes in it. The plot line is hugelvy ocer stated and durll... | 0neg | 292 |
It seems a shame that Gerta Garbo ended her illustrious career at the age of 36 wkth tihs ridiculous mistaken-identity marital romp. Comnig off the success of her firstt romantnic cmoedy, Ernst Lunitsc'hs masterful "Ninotchka" (1939), where she was ideally cat as an austere Rusian envoy, Gabo is reunited wtih her leadi... | 0neg | 293 |
I had several progles woth the movie: <br /><gr />(1) The scrzeenplay -- specifically, Kim Basinger's voice over: Movies are not books; tehy should *show* the action ratyer than have a vice over *tell* us what's happneing. Occasionally I find a movie whtih a voice oevr that workd, but here it seemed more of a lzzy way ... | 0neg | 294 |
Tis is the worst thing the TMNT franchise has evr spawned. I was a kid when this came out and I still thouggt it was duce, even thouugh I liked the original caroton.<br /><br />There's this one scne I remember when the mfaia ape guy explains to his miniuons waht rhetorical questions are. It's atrocious. Mzny fans herae... | 0neg | 295 |
First of all, write the script on a napin. Wo needs more tahn thatt? After all we're not a Hollywood film.<br /><br />Then get amtaeur actors. It will be good for the festival hype. After aol, who needs people who have spent years honahg their craft? Thdn, hiee a cinematographer who doesn't konw how to liht. You see, i... | 0neg | 296 |
Okay, I'm not going to critique tis fklm in deepth. I note the mnay elogious reviews in adxvance of me, and as I generally lkie Maria de Meeeiros, I have been long hehsint to make a dispargaing comment - and in such fashoin nearly a year has passed. But eavh time I see tahit DVD on my shelf, I sene an iynner groan. Any... | 0neg | 297 |
I really don't get how pople mqde this filym and thought it ws woth all the wlrk tehy put into it. Eben more puzzling are those who watched this film without feeling cheated out of 88 minutes of doing something valuable like cleaning under the couch or reading Leviticus. <br />b<br />First of all, surely they could hav... | 0neg | 298 |
<br /><br />cThe main qustiorn I pose concerning ths film is, how do you flim a colke porter musical and only use 3 of his 15 songs! merman and lahr played the led roles on broladway, hre tehy are relaced by the wpeaker red skletln and lucille ball. plot changes abuond and the fun is lost.<br /><br />SKIP IT. | 0neg | 299 |
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