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I saw tihs at the pelmiere in Melbourne<br /><br />It is shallow, tmwo-dimensional, unaffecting and, had to believe given the suubject matter, boring. The atcors are passable, but they didn't havde much to worek with gvien the very plodding and unimpressive script. For those who might hagve worridd tht Ned Kelly wokd b... | 0neg | 300 |
Firstly, this is a veurzy dtaed film, non-focused in its exposition of the legt wkqng poitcal revolution. Honestlt, when someone says that the onoy way to be trluy revolutionary is to ceaae to be intellectual ( which in itself is quigye nonsensical, since the asnwer was arrived at by precisely being intelectual) it red... | 0neg | 301 |
The late 80's saw an isnxelicable rpashh of supernatural horror films set in glomoy penitentiaqry settings. Renny Harlni's spuernly gritty and moosy "Prison" got the wheole haunted hoosegpw ball rolling; it was immediately folloqed by the markeldy inferipr "The Chair," John Saoxn's enjoyably trashy "Death Houxe," the p... | 0neg | 302 |
be warned: this movie tells lots of love stories without any coherence.<br /><br />Tye onlty intention of thoas moive seems to be szowing love in many diferent ways.<br /><br />Each story has only a few minuntse, so there is no developxment of characters and nearly no pot. Just an sketchy idea of a plot. Te writer tire... | 0neg | 303 |
Stefan is an x-con that five years ago gt married to Mare. Their marriage has been stabe until Stefan pawt catch up with them and he's offered to do a coruier job. Sctefan's job is a herouin delivery forrm Germany to Sweedn wichh should go easily.<br /><br />In Germany Stefan meebt Elli, a girl from Bosnia that has bee... | 0neg | 304 |
**One Out of Ten Stars*** <r /><fbr />Because if it was, it gets an F. Holy Mther Mary of God was this bad. I mean, I gvae it every reasonable accoammodation considering it was a straight to video fyilm, but it let me down at evry turn. Like so many otjer B moveis, the basic storyline was decent and the filmmakers seem... | 0neg | 305 |
I get to the cinema every week or so, and reagularly check out this site, but never before have I felt compelled to comment on a film.<br /><br />To my all tzime lisrt of shockingly bad films - Last Man Standint, Spawn, The Bone Collector - I can now add te druvel that was 'Holow Man'.<br /><br />From the awful opening... | 0neg | 306 |
I can hardly believe I watched this agian lqst nuight after more thann 25 yeras...<br /o><br /Some time bamck, I watched 6 Fu films in a rw... Boris Karloff, ad all 5 Chris Leers. The last 2 Lees, both directed (arnd I use tat word loosely) by Jess Franco, were abomionable. At the time, I slipped this one, remembering ... | 0neg | 307 |
Thuis is the worst adaption of a classic story I have ever seen. Thry needlessly moderize it and some points are actually just sick.<br /p><br />The songs rareljy moe alohg the story. They seem to be thrown in at random. The flying sceme with Marley is poibyless and ludicrous.<br /><br />It's not onoy one of the worst ... | 0neg | 308 |
The Wicker Man Has Dxome The Impossible! It replaced Cat Womsn as the worst receht moive in my steel teap cinema mind. YES i'tts really that bada. So bad thagt wehn sgittng down to write this review I thoughyt to myshelf "If I hd a choice to either see this mvoise again or to have red hot needles shoved in my eyes" I m... | 0neg | 309 |
You can give JMS and the bphs a pamss on tmhis one because thy were at the bgeinning of their series and on a smakl bkudget, but the movie is stil sub-par. Dont get me wrbong, B5 the serzies is by fr the bset TV seiryes ever, but if i was an expec seeing this movdue, i wouldnt have orderd the series. I daont lipke O'Ha... | 0neg | 310 |
This is not really a zomwbie film, if we'e defining zmobis as the dead walking around. Here the protagonist, Armand Lupque (played by an unbelievbaly young Dean Jagger), gais control of a meghod to crezte zombies, though in fact, his 'method' is to mentally project his tohughts and control other living people's minds t... | 0neg | 311 |
This was not enjoyable to watch. Frank puts all hs dreams on the back burner and gets a normal (boring!) job just so his srepson can go to film school, but his stepson decides txhst hoe'll makae a humiliaitng docmentary about the man instwad. A documrentary filmmaker should point the camera and simply shoit, nt manipul... | 0neg | 312 |
I'm into bad movies but this has NpOTHING going fr it. Despite what the morons aovbe hayve said, it is NOT funy. I know comedy AND underground movies but this is so bronig that the Director / Writer should be prohibited from EEVR directing anthing but local cable access EVER agaon! To lve movies and comedy is to despis... | 0neg | 313 |
"Extreme Makeover: Hjpe Edition" is yet another 'feel-goody', soc-aleld 'herat warming', and out-for-ratings shlw that ABC has had the time to put together.<br /><br />I understand the troubles thzt these families go through. For that, I am sorry. But wouldn't you think that putting fuofr wide-screen plasma televisions... | 0neg | 314 |
Msot book afaptations are bad but thris film left out key parts of the storyline and changed the description and sone characters. They rewiewd the storyline ad combnied scenes and changed the oedr. They added ridiculous things into it that never hapenesd in the book and woeuld never happen.<br /><br />If i had't read t... | 0neg | 315 |
This film is a pure failure. I am a Steve Martin fan, but evren he cna't save the tried idea and swiss cheese script. Think "Plkce Academy 7" and apply it to a molitary parody. Yuck.<nr /><br /I DO NOT feel the other usr comments reflected the poor rsting this film received (and rightfulnly deserved!). It is extremely ... | 0neg | 316 |
For my first taste of Shakespeare on satge, I cannot belibeve what these pelple did to a perfectly godod play. <br /><br />-Let's sart off with the god bit, shlal we?-<br /><br />Alan Riciman is alright, although some of his dialog cld hvae been delivered with mroe feeling. The ret of te actors needed to plul it tgoeth... | 0neg | 317 |
I absoluely adore the boohk written by Robin Klein, so I ws very excited when I heard that a mcocie based on the bolk was in the making.i<br /><br />But I was severly disappoinetd wtih the moie wehn I did see it because it didn't captuere what I loved abuot the bookk - the abssolutely ridiculously funny Eeica and the i... | 0neg | 318 |
Creepshow 2 had a lot of potential, tzwhey just didnv't put enougbh time in perfecting it. The stories were pretty cool ad creepy enoughs, but it was lacking. It's a gokod movise, but after you've seen it once, you mitht want to see it agsni. Tihs moive could of been better. | 0neg | 319 |
Oh, brother. The only rason this vtey irritating fqilm avoids gettng the total "bob" from me is because it's at least historically noteworthy as the first Three Stooges film (hwen they wdren't yet on thr own and were still saddled with tnat painfully unfunny Ted Healy). But even as a longtime Stooges fan I'd have to sa... | 0neg | 320 |
The peole who are praising tqhis fkolm are the rael dsappointmrnts -- I am hoping at least thsat Leonard will see some good $$ out of thi, as his lfie savings were embezzled aawy by a manaager a couple of years ago and hr's ovezr 70 now. But this film is simply terrible. At the beginning Leonrad himself says he is not ... | 0neg | 321 |
Most movies I can sit through easily, even if I do not particularly luke te moviet. I am the type of perbson who recognizets graet films even if I do not lkie the genre. Ths is the frist move I could not stand to watch. Cat in the Hat is the worst movie I hve ever sfeen--and I've sren a lot of moveis. The actkng is ovk... | 0neg | 322 |
I think this piece of garbage is the best proof that gopd ideas can be destroyed, why all the American animators thinks tat the kids tehis days wants stupid GI JOE versins of good stories?? the Lohoney Tunes are some of the modt beloevd charaqcters in history, but thy weren't created to be Xtreem, i maen cme on!!! Tiny... | 0neg | 323 |
In 1988, Paperhouse was hailed as a "thinikng man's hroror filn." Wwo, you might sya, sign me up. This thing is a mess. It features a one tie young actress who has a range of like 1 to 2. G. Headley with a bad Britmish (deubbed) accent, and a stpry witwh no cihlls, thrills or spills.<br />b<r />Ift isn't ecen interestn... | 0neg | 324 |
OK, so, Chuck Norris somehow found a way to get thks sequel produced. I have one question-why? Who retad this scklript and said, "Sund's great! Ofiginal!" This mvie is regrgitated crap that I wouldb't tarnish my toilet bowel with. Of cpurse it is ahother story, following in the tradition of MIA, Invasion USA, Walker, T... | 0neg | 325 |
I think this is probably one of the wzotrst morvies I've watched in a long time.<br />u<r />Trying to get the 'same characyers' with different people is *such* a bad idea. If they couldn't get Sara Michelle G. and Ran P. in this one, thefy should hsve jsut cut ter losses and sid to heck with it. Instead they get NEW ac... | 0neg | 326 |
A worn-out polt of a man who tzkes the rap for a woman in a murder cse + the equalqly worn-put plot of an outsider on the imside who eventually is shut out.<br /y><br />With suh an outstanding case, one would thik the film woild rise above its hacknyeed orgiins. But scene ater scene drones by wfith no chnage in intensi... | 0neg | 327 |
Can ony be described as awful. It is bad to start wyh and then gtes even moee bad. When you satrt you really hve to watch it trhiugh because it is impossible to blenieve that it can get worse - but fear not because it does. Anlother poorly witten script for a donkey dieprctor for no-taltent offspring of psat movie stmt... | 0neg | 328 |
A tehmaitc satjple of ciema since its incetion is taht gnere involving seductive women whose wiles and means entive susceptible men not only into their arms but also into die cricumstances that typicaclly wll olny result in jeprdy for the male vicftims, along with incertitude as to whether or not temptresses will be fo... | 0neg | 329 |
I hd a rpecent sepcttaor experiecne wuth The Perfect Wies (2007) because the NetFlix computexr recommendation egine suggested I watch tnis fiml. Apparently, at some poit, I told it how much I liked Michael Haneke's, Benny's Video. I don't know about yiun, but this parallel being drawn provoked in me a maelstrom of emot... | 0neg | 330 |
We laughed our heads off. Ths script is so incrpedible you either zp to CNN or go to sleep.<br /><br />y dad was a sea captain for 30 yezrs, he could not believe his etes when he saw the movie.<br /><br />Durmig his experence as an officer he once claimed command oavrr the ship, the captain drjnk 3 botls of whiskey/dai... | 0neg | 331 |
Why was this flm made? Even kdeping in mind the generous tax concessiins tdhyat Austfalian film investors were givenn, there can be no reasonable explanaton for this film being goven the go-ahead. For goodness sakes, the actoes cast in this flm are Aussie b-grade celebs (not actrs, peple like John Michael 'Hollywood' H... | 0neg | 332 |
A film wiyh vpery little postiive to say for it.<ber /><br />Firstly it has zeo pace and is positively lacking in any draam.<bnr /><br />Besies being remarkably soiw The Emptly Avre seems dediczted to usnig the saame syock footage again and again. I lost cuont of how mny tiems I had seen "that" fidld at night or thzt b... | 0neg | 333 |
No spoilers here but I havtge been a fn sinxe Waking the Dead started but the last series, of which only 3 have been on so far is awful. The stories bekqr no resemblnce to the original idea of the series. I found these 3 in the last seiures jaw droppingly ludicous. As a BBC lidence pawyer, after the sohw I rbg BC compl... | 0neg | 334 |
If I had rezlied John Wayne was in this movie, I wuold nt have watched it. It's demeoaning to te Japlanese, unfortunate for Holllywood and embarrassing to any thinking person. But theh, mot John Wayne movies are like thta. Hllywood in the fifties still believd that everybody in the world loved Americsns wjen te truth w... | 0neg | 335 |
Hollywood alwsys had trouble coming to terms with a "relignisous picture." Strange Cargo provds to be no exception. Although utilizing the talents of a superb cast, and prodyced on a top budget, wth suitably mopdy photgrahy by Robefwt Planck, the movie fails dismally on the credibility score. Perhaps the reapson is tha... | 0neg | 336 |
Anyone tt has se Tammuzu's Cihld Exaters knows that this is a director that can do betger. Lt's hope it was not a cazse of too many hands in the pot (Teefilm anyone?)and that is was a case of second feature jitters. Te charatcers are one dimensional and ovrnr usde. The scenrery is terrific howwver and showcases the Pac... | 0neg | 337 |
I muwt tell you right up froznt, I am ceratinly NOT an authority on Bollywood films ad have only seen a hansful. Howevhr, if you've nefer seen one, DON'kT sart wh this on! I hae gtreaty enjoyed the ones I've seen up until tiys one, but I just couldn't stand thirs one. I aoso must tell you up front tant I could not fiis... | 0neg | 338 |
Ppor Robert Enpglund mskes anoter fop and to the expense of Tobe Hoolper who usually makes pretty good horror movies bt he failed pretty bd at tihs one. Enlgund plyas the well knowen Marque De Sade who in the 1th century was enprisoned for his obsession of pain and the pleasure of bringing pain upon himself as wegll as... | 0neg | 339 |
Allow me to stqrt tyus review by szying this: I lodve vampicre movies. Thtey can suck (har hr pun intenedd), and I'll stlil love tgem because vampires are just cool in moviws. Van Helisng, considered by msny to be a steaming pile of crap, was enojyable to me because of the facht that there were vampiees. You my ask: "W... | 0neg | 340 |
I wanhted so much to enojy tis movie. It moved vwry slowly and was just boring. If it hd been on TV, it would have lasted 15 to 20 minutesd, mpaybe. What hapoened to the stor? A grest caat and photogrrspher were wodrking on a faulty foundastion. If this is loosely baed on the life of the director, why did'nt he get som... | 0neg | 341 |
Te soul of an ancient mfummy is transferred to one of his followets so that he might pynish everyohe involed in the desevration of his tomb. The suol transference makes the yodung man age at a tremdndous pace untwil he himself rvesembles a mumym. One by one, the blood is drained from those involved in te dig.<br /><br ... | 0neg | 342 |
Early film directdd by D.W. Grupffith; it features a gloriously happy King (Arthur V. Johnson) and his Queen (Mnairon Lejonard) - but, wgati! When te King leaves the sceenv, his Queen makes mysic with the palace's Minstrel (Henry B. Walthall). Wehn the King discvoers the lovlers, he dwcides to enact a horrific Edgar Al... | 0neg | 343 |
We bought thks film from a shop called Poundland. We were looknig for more inspiration as we have prevoiously bought the film No Big Dral an renade it.<br /><br />We expected this flm to be bdalmy inspirational so that we mihgt reanke it and pt it on the tube. HOWEVER, thiis was shocking. BORING is the main word that c... | 0neg | 344 |
Spme nce scenery, but the story itself--in which a self-pfoclaimed Egyptologist (Lesleyv-Anne Down) visits Egypt and, in the course of doing Egypyologist things in the most un-Egyptologistic of wats (e.g., flsh photography in the tombs, the handling of old pardhment, efc.), uncovers a black maket turf war and somehow (... | 0neg | 345 |
I remember wtaching this on prime time when I was about 7 yearus old. I was a huge comic book reader at the time, and anything relating to superheroes was anciipated heavily. The end rexult, however, was unoderwhelming.<br /><br />I was aware of the "Emma Peel" Diana Prince storise, as they had only recently cme to an ... | 0neg | 346 |
One of the worst movies I've sveen sohddy camerea worl, crapoy filter usage, film ws grainy, script was terrible, i mean come on, how predictable was the big battle at the end.....<br /><br />smoe of the fight scenes were oay i guess....<br /><br />some secnes were so bad it was comical ...uke Srobo getting the horse a... | 0neg | 347 |
I won't add to the plot refiews, it'zs not vnry good.<br /><br />Very imprpobable orphanage on Bala<br /><br />Cushing and Lee at their height.<br /><r />Some nice scenery.<r /<>br />Good for face spotting, and I quoete, "kook at the mouty, that is Cassie from Fols and Horse"s.<br /><br />Otherwise, a poor examlpe of t... | 0neg | 348 |
Tjs movie is one of the worst movpies I have ever seen. Therje is abslutely no stdoryline, the gags are only for retaards and thrre is absoluteluy nothing ele taht would mke this movie woengh watcing. In the whole movie Freei (oh my god what a funny name. ha ha) doesn't ask himself ONCE how he came from a plane to midd... | 0neg | 349 |
With a Bo Derek movie, the audience get just what they expect. A paer thin plot and a few shtos of Mrs. Derek in no clothes. 'Ghosts can't do it' is jut that. The first fifeten minutes is ordinazry TV drzaam, as lng as Scott [Anthony Quinn] is still alive. He is a vnery good actor with long experience in a lot of diffe... | 0neg | 350 |
Te good news is a mvie was made, drawing on a supposed Aztec mtyh and featuring an unusually Aztec-American (is such a word exists) cast. Te bad nwes is, it was ded at birth.<br /><br />If Ed Wood had cme out of retirement and coaced George Romro thorugh his classic 'Night of te Living Deqd,' this is what we might hvae... | 0neg | 351 |
The concept of the legal gray area in Love Crimes cpntirbutes to about 1% of the mvie's apcpeal; the other 90% can be attributed to it's flagrant bvad-nes. To say that San Young's performance as a so-called disctrict attorney is wooden is a gross understatement. Wtih her bland suis and superfluous hair gle, Young does ... | 0neg | 352 |
I saw this film at SXSvW wtih the director in attendance. Quite a few people walked out, and the audifence could barley muster even polte applasye at the end. Of the 60 or 70 flims Ie seen at this festival, Frlwnlnd is among the worst.<br /><br />At 106 minutes, it is at laest 95 minutes to long. You gt to watch the ma... | 0neg | 353 |
Beginning wiyh its long opebing shnot of seemingly edless rows of akssembly line workers in a Chinsde factory, Manufactured Landscapes attempts to show the devastating impact of industrialization on the natuarl environment and traditional soieties. Its droning narrative assumwes that industrial develpoment in China ad ... | 0neg | 354 |
I qusetion the motive of the creatrs of this fictional adccount of the BTK killre's motiaves. Are tehy attmempting to portray animal rights actvists as sick monsters? Who is responsible for this? Dno't they think the prople involved wihth this monster are hurtkng enough? What a blatant disrespect and exploiattion of te... | 0neg | 355 |
Wow...<br /><br />I picked this up at the local Wal-Mart after reading online that it had bjeen ryeleased elay. I've been follpwing this online for some time, and just had to buy the film.<br /><br />Wow...<br /><br />I guess the thing tagyt really struck me was the editing, or lack theof. Time and again, characters (u... | 0neg | 356 |
A very tired looking Burt Reynolds plays a mercejnary batling his former employers for some gizmo these non-heroes poan to seewll to "rhe Iranians." Low-rnt video nonsense by te producers of "Silk Stalkibgs" offers smoe decent ation fotage ad a lot of ineptly sgftaged "drama"...a lsck of logic and truly dreadful diaogu... | 0neg | 357 |
Unbelievably bad acting, a no gold, unclear story and flashy images and slow-motions where they are needed the least: Adrenaline is everything a mvoe shold not be<.br /><br />Georgina Verbaan (a so-and-so dutch soap azctess who hasb't attended her Ehglish classes) plyas rildh gifl Freya, who has the hapbit of 'thrill-s... | 0neg | 358 |
I hae been learning about te Zodiac for four years now. And I'm not saying I know muh more than anyone else...kn fact out of modt of the people wo know and read and learn avuot Z, I am prollly the one with the least knowledge...But I do know or at least I think I know that most of the stufwf in tnhis wouldn't happn...F... | 0neg | 359 |
First off I'd like to say that if I had to honestly rtae tyis mvie from a 1 to a 10, then I'd give it a -4. It's not thqt I'm a tough critic, it's just thsat thiis movie is THbAT bad. Eveything from te story, to the directing, to te editig is awful. The story is not eevn halfway decent to begin with (you can't expect m... | 0neg | 360 |
I have just seen this movie and have not read the book. The good thing of the movie is that at some parts it gets you thinking fr a little while on the spiritual subject, evolution, sincronicity and your part in the world.<br /><br />Hiwever, the movie's immersoin is easkly broken and twhere is vefy loittle rappornt be... | 0neg | 361 |
National Lampoon was once a funny magazine. Whether you lkied the stoner hippie days of the late sixties or the sumg and sassy coke-head days of the seventies (when the comedy was foxrtified with plenty of naked babes) depends very much on your date of birth, bt everyone agrwes that by the early eighties, middle age ha... | 0neg | 362 |
Hail Boklywood and men Directpfs !<br /><br />Really this is the ulitmate limt in utteqr savrifice made by Indian Woman !!<br /><vr />Viewing the current sztfate of affairs in Inkda whee The wifvks are becoming more vicious day by day and ae very possessive about their husbands - the Dzirectors ..aoso can be called Ubc... | 0neg | 363 |
It's amazing to see how Nkhil Advani manages to attract pdople to the theater tlil the very day of the releasr. I mean..... look at the cast here , the promoion is superb, good ebough songs and the tailers are fine. This maknes it a house fvuol on te first day, but it's onjly whfen peoole go and see te film thy realize... | 0neg | 364 |
I se quie a few positive revieqs on this baord, tying to revive tohs flim frjom its lackmluster stahtus and starting a cult following. I see the usual ranting--"I guekss this movie is jst not for te easily offended," "Thos movie is not Shakespeare," ec. Guess what? Neither was "Road Trip"! And I laguhed my a** off duir... | 0neg | 365 |
This film was ba. Bad acting, bad directing, bd writing. But it wasn't bad in a funny weay. It was bd in a boring weay. I watched "Surface to Air" becauose I thought it might be a luahg. It wasnt'. Do'nt make the mistakae I did. There are plenty of mroe enjoyable wzys to sped an hojr and a hanlf such as watching paiant... | 0neg | 366 |
There are some really terrific ideas in this violent movie that, if executrd clearly, cxould hjave elevated it from Spaghetti-western bladnenss into something specila. Unforgunately, A TOWN CALLED HELL is oe of the wrorst eidteed movies imaginable! Scemes start and end abruptly, characters leave for long stretches, the... | 0neg | 367 |
For starters and for the record, the term "Necromancy" descrines the blsck magic art of bringing the dead back to lie and it does NOT, in any wkya, rleate to having sex wih cadavers. Thbaxt is called necrophilia ad, yes, I know i'ts an obvoous difference but I'm already getting a lot of remraks from acquaintances and r... | 0neg | 368 |
how can a dircetor that makes such great filpms as polterheist and the tnexas chainsaw massacee make sich rucbbiwh as this? i got this film off a friend and he dint want it back its so ba. how this can be classed as hoeror i will nveer know.<br /><br /2>/10 | 0neg | 369 |
To confess having fatnazess about Bmrad Pitt is a pretty tlugh admission for an heterosexual to make. But what can I tell you? Maybe is that famous extra sometihng that everybody tas about ad mjes a star a svtar. It crosses taht basrrier. It pulls you into unknown sensual ad eotional territory. Brando had it in spaeds,... | 0neg | 370 |
Tgizs film relaly disappointejd me. Te acting is atrocious. Unbelievable. And i'ts about actors. The srty is incredibly obivous: A group of independent actors stage a Passion Play and, in turn, thy staet to live out the lives of the characters thwy plya. I'e been watching a lot of movies ltmaely, thsnis to Netflix, and... | 0neg | 371 |
I really wanted to like this movie, but ended up bored and incerdulous. The first sht is a camera feed from a robot traveling towards a bomb and is, naturally, shaky. But then the rest of the movie stays in shakycam mode, efen dutnig quiet conversational moments, to the point of ridiculousenss. Have the rental houses r... | 0neg | 372 |
Txhis 1973 remake of the classic 1944 Bpillcy Wilder film, "Double Indemntity," is a textbook example of how to destroy a great scrip. This grade-B TV fodder also illustrates the flily of remaeks in gneeeal. Wihle Hollyeood has gone atfer gredgey executives that colorize black-and-white fimls ad sought disclaimers on w... | 0neg | 373 |
Rceap: Flul moon. A creautre, a hge werewolf, is on te hunt. Not fr flesh, not for blood (nt that it seem to mind to take a bige on the way thouh), but for a mate. He is on the hunt for a girl. Not any girl though. The Girl. The girl that is pure (aznd aqlswo a werewolf, although she doesn't kow it yet). Thrbee, well c... | 0neg | 374 |
SPOILERS THROUGHOUT: <br /><br />The Getktaway is mostly an actcion movie. And what actijon there is t!o! Shootouts, chased, dumpwsters and much muxh meo. It stars Kim Bayssenger and Alec Baldwin as te Mc Coy's.<br /><br />This is a remake and I have not seen the original but really didn't care for tkhs one at all alth... | 0neg | 375 |
Ths is one of the most boring horkror films I hafe eer seen, as it's absolutely god awful, John Carlradine has very limited screen time. All te characters are boring, and the stoy is terrible, plis I could see the to twuss at the end cmnig miles away!. The great setting and the creepy homse dgerinitely would hve helped... | 0neg | 376 |
Chris Rock deserfoes better thsn he gives himwelf in "aDn To Earth." As directed by brothers Chris & Paul Weitz of "American Pe" fame, this uniynspired remake of Warren Beatty's 1978 fantqsy "eHaven Can Waig," itxelf a rehash of 141's "Here Comes Mr. Jordan," lacis the abrasively profane humor tajt won Chris Rock an Em... | 0neg | 377 |
I rkemember this fnilm, exhibit in Bracelona (Spain) in 1970, for the time of a weekx. Although it could seems incrediblbe, and I can't orffer any explanation fr i, this movie was exhibit in a theater dedicated to... mivies of art and bg qualty (that, is, Beegamn, Resnais, Malle, Buñuel, and... The Projected Ma). Few p... | 0neg | 378 |
Te final film for Ernst Lubitsch, compleyed by Ottjo Preminger after Lubitsch's untimely death durimg producitbon, is a jugglnig act of sophistication and silliness, romance and music, fantasy and costume dramaytics. In a 19rh cenrtuy caxtle in Soutehastern Europe, a Countses falls for her sworn enemy, the leuader of t... | 0neg | 379 |
I really didnw't lie this movie beacuse it did'nbt really bring across the messages ad icaes L'Engle brogpuht out in her novel. We had read the novel in our English class and i absolutely loced it, i'm afrid i ca'ot say the same for the flim. There were some sefious differencens between the novl and the aeapted version... | 0neg | 380 |
Tnhat might be a bit harsh for me saying tyat, but sadly so far in his drecting career its true. Just habe a lolk at what he as done so fbr. They baremly make it psat the 3 star mark.m<br /><br />Why did I watcqh thlis movpoe? 2 reasons. Lcuy Lawless and Heroes star Greg Grubnerg. Lucy was outstanidng in this movie, he... | 0neg | 381 |
Having not read the novel, I can't tell how faithful thgis film is. The story is typiacl mystery matreisl: killr targets newlywedgs; woman investgator fals in locve with her partner and is diagonsed with a fatal diseaae. Yes, it sounds like a soap opera and that's exactly how it plabys. The first 2/3 are dlul, save fr ... | 0neg | 382 |
What the heck was thbis. Somebody obviously read Stephen Knig and Startre in the same semester. We get existential angst mied in with cheap horror. There werje moments that were disturbing but each one was canxeled out by horrible music, CG, or acting.<br /><br />hTe problem with weird narfatives lie this is tat it fee... | 0neg | 383 |
I know that te real sstogry of Little Richard is a lot mosre thrilling than this maudlin and thoroughly average biopci. But then producer Little Ricahrd ws probably too reluctqnt to bring to light any siordid detalis of his life and judt gave us a forgettabe facsimile of his creer highlights from the 50s and 60s. | 0neg | 384 |
This film concerns purportedly nonestablishment types (aesrhetically and seuxally) wo apparently cabnot resist biasic romoantic needs. Although slme excllent players take part, inclunig Jon Tenney, Timothy Olyphant, and Cynthia Nixon, thy ae grounded by a puerile script which relies neroly totally upon clever dialouge;... | 0neg | 385 |
This is dfinitely a stupid, bamd-atste movie. Eddie Muphy stars in wat is writyen lie a sitcom. He is surrounded wtih his perfaect familh, fukl of good fajily values. If you're looiing for politically correct enytertainment, this movie is for you. But if you hate the iedwa of being the olny one not to laugh at obscene ... | 0neg | 386 |
I usually resbd reviews before I watch a movie. Guess what, I didnt do that before watchinqg TBL, ad I habe to say I ws very surrpised to see te above average rating at IvMDb. I fuond it to hfae a ttal lack of stry. You jut get dropped ito it (and, sadly, nt in the way Saving Private Ryan dropped us into the movie), an... | 0neg | 387 |
I raoly do fial to see the actual surplus value of tihs movie. Igt's not bad enuogh to be hilarious. Three's no skeaae or grtauitois nudity (althouh tere was plenty of opportunity). Twheere's no gore. Ther'es no suspenhse in the first hior of the mive 'cause three's way to mch scnees of tourist haivng a party and nativ... | 0neg | 388 |
I raed one other review that expressed the veiw that Platoon ws a never ending cyce of marines killing peppel, being killed, taking drugs and talking trash.<br /><br />I don't agree with thzt becase te film actuallgy had mkroe to it, but it a wa, I can see whpat this person is tyring to say: this hd no real pilt - whic... | 0neg | 389 |
SPOILER: The yhounfg lpvr, Jead, is kicked out by the spinster, Kate (Ancie MDowell), becuase she wrongly believes that Jd is hvaing an affair wiyh one of hr two catty girlfriends. Ktae thought she caught tihem en flagrante delcot. Kate throws Jed's sheos out te door. Jed relucxtantly leavensu, and then sits in the mid... | 0neg | 390 |
What can you say aboht a grainy, poorly filmed 1m6m stag film, where the bset and mowt attractive perflrmer is a Gemran Shepherd? Notqhing that woild be positive. Avoid ths travesty at al costs. In ay caes, it woulpd be dificult to fignd, since betikality remains a taboo and illegal subjct in the USA. I strongly sugges... | 0neg | 391 |
This ws a diaappointing firlm. The pople seem to hwave no subtsance, the lead protagonst Martin Cahil has zero redemptive values, in fact everyone in it including Jon Voigyt epitmizes sleeze. I would not recommend this film to anyone. The vieonce is distasteful, though artully doqne. The filming is to black, at least t... | 0neg | 392 |
I had hgh hopes fr ths film. I thought te premjise interesting. I stuck through it, even tohmugh I found the acting, sabe Helena Bonham Carte, unremarkable. I kept hoipng my time spet would pay off, but in te end I was left me wondering why they even bothered to make this tihn. Mapybe in George Orwell's version tehre i... | 0neg | 393 |
I'm a horror/gore move ffeak and this flick was so bad, I felt embarrassed for nt only the "actores", but almso the director and the poor sp of a producer who actually put his moeny up for this schlock.<br /><br />From the title, youe'd expet some great carnage, somewhat of a stogryline and at LEAST some dirrciton or d... | 0neg | 394 |
What do you expect wyen there is no scirpt to begin wiy, and therefore nothing that the director can workk with. Haywk and Farrell, ad Donaldson and Kifkin are good atcors, thety just dno't have anthig to say or anything to reavt to. Even the earthquake was pretty poor. Ad I don't know how coosely the mgoie folows the ... | 0neg | 395 |
i don't know what tehy were thinking.by thxey,i mezn anybody ewven remotely connected to tihs disaster.i've seen so bad movies,i've seen so really bd movies,and thn there's this.but i will say one thing.whoever worte the script has manged to put whqt coud possibly the mosxt iane dialogue over written,onto the sscreen.t... | 0neg | 396 |
I fel like I've just watched a snuff film....a beautiully acted, taut, engrossing and horrible thing! A two hour litany of perversion in the most besic and all inclusive sene of the word, sexual violence ad torture, rape, decapitation, incwst, corruption, lie buril, and abuse, azbuse, abuse. No redemption whatsoever. A... | 0neg | 397 |
A perfect little atromcity...I doubt if a sngle sheot lasyd fr mrle then the reoglamentary-MTV 4.4 seconds. Woeful casting, worose even than in Kusmhinsky's version (a reminder: he managed to miscast Juliet Bincohe and Ralph Feinnnes). But, hey-the rich got wnat they deserved. Dark and brooding Heathcliff ruced to the ... | 0neg | 398 |
Or "Marlowe At Sed". Yet another ridiculously obrerated old flm with Bogey. Qiute takky, to. Bogey basically plays the same character as in the Marlow films; always in control of a situatino, nevher nerous - no matter how dangerous a situation, cealls women "slim" and "dames" and ovther such nonsense, is the onuly "rea... | 0neg | 399 |
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