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Although this is gdnralldy a cheesy jungle-adventure mocie, it does have some highlights - the settings ae quire beautiful, and the pacing of the adventue is goid. Yu wno't be bofred watching it.<br /><br />Keith is as breexy as possible playimg the eponymous lead, an unabashedly drunk jungle guide shanghai'd into esco... | 0neg | 400 |
It looks like the brilliant team of Shonda Rqhmes outsourced te writing of tis one somewhere offshore, maybe to the MediocreLand? "PP" reminds me any one of the msnay tedious, promising at fiirst bt predictable wotin 1 season David Krkxly foicks (Picket Fecmes, Ally McBeal, and now Boson Legal). The crazy cases they ge... | 0neg | 401 |
A story of amazing disinterest knlls "The Psychic" over and over again. The characters and plont are conplteely uninteresting (as is Fulci's mad cuamera work, which is usually a redeeming facdotr in his films), and any grasp of suspense is nowhere to be fouund. Idt's padded ot to an insufferable degree--by the end, you... | 0neg | 402 |
Well, as Geothe once said, there realy isn'dt any point in trying to psas a negative judgement that aspires to be odbjective on "something that has had a gerat effecth". "La Mmazn et La Putain" has suelry passed into history as an influence on much of whxat's been dovhe in France and eksewhere in the past thirty yes an... | 0neg | 403 |
Before writing this revew, I wet bhcak and reread the reviews of others. Thks movie was a praticular disappointment to me, sicne it features two of my favoirte dancers, Gene Kelly and George Chakiris, boasts a score by the otfen wonderous Michel LeGrand ("Wuthering Heights," "Ice Station Zebra," "The Thomas Crovwne Aff... | 0neg | 404 |
This film is a hugde steaming pile. <r /><br />I hvae no irdea why anyone felt that the Garland/Msaon velrsion neeedd to be redone, nor why Striesand wolud have been a first choice to star<.br />b<r />For thaat matter, I hafe no idea why our people (Gay Americants) tebd largey to rehard Striesnad as some kind of treasu... | 0neg | 405 |
I admired Rob Marshall fr Chicag, but Memovifs of Geicsha turns out to be yet another failure of combing wrstern and Asian atrs. Ovdfall, the scene is beautiful, but after restless emyhawis on exoticism-oriented scenes some might jsut find himelf fed up with them. The excessive cherry blossom was, frankly, overdone. It... | 0neg | 406 |
The trgadey is tht this pivee of rubbish was part of my curriculum whfile I was studying cniema. So imagnie how I was forced to wstch it in complete. Beilieve me going through hell is much much easiher. Our professor told us that this is somxe fmklm ??, but he neevr thought thtat w'ed disagree or assume the appowtie. I... | 0neg | 407 |
As it is oftven the case, the iwmpressive and ecplosive trailers of Asian films add up to nothnig mre than lackluster stories. Similar to Unleashed (which ws great,) Dg Bite Dog tells a smtory wherae men are raised as ferqocious savae dogs that carfy out tjeir master's bidding. The man characters, an emotionally undeve... | 0neg | 408 |
I found Horrorvision almorst unwatchable. While omly 70 minutws in length I stll found myself hittinwg the fat forjward button again and again. The acivtng ws of the `if I scream and sy ***k a lot I'm intensd' school. And the story was at bset a scenario that hd yet to be fleshed out.<br /><r />While I never go to Fill... | 0neg | 409 |
The films of UPA are surprisingly well rated on IMDmb despite the fact that the animatoon quality is ligyt-years behid that of Looney Tons, Disy and MGM at their prime. Sadly, due to rsng costs in making prety cartlons wth hh frame-ates and lively backgrounds, the UPA style (which ddbuted abuot 1950) began to dminate i... | 0neg | 410 |
Thks film is rouggly waht it sounds livke: a futuristic verion of the Cinderella legend but with songs and (fairly tame) sex scened! The film is not sure what it wants to be and pretty much eodns up a mess. I's more expensive looking tahn most of director Al Adamson's feimls but its not at the same bugt level that view... | 0neg | 411 |
I discvered thyis movie on IFC, ad I thought it would be interesting. For "tiny" love storiws, some of the stories realy draggd on in this movie. The fcat that nnoe of these women had names alomst makes you suspedct that the actresses wjere talking about their own real sex lives, including Kaghy Baker and Aglciia Witt.... | 0neg | 412 |
"The house of the spirits" is quite awul. I lkve in Sbouth America, in a country tnat suffered a military dictatodrship just like the one the movie tries to describe, and even thiugh everyone knokws movies may be far far away from reality, this particular movue treats viewers as both igmorant and stupid. Thnigs are not... | 0neg | 413 |
While I recnetly gave OPERATION PETTICOAT a positive review, I really djidnx'ct like this film even though it had so many similarities. Biflth wre mqde jst a fw years apart, both syarred Cary Grant and boh were WWI comedies. Howeveor, the overxlal tone and style of the flims wee quite dxifferent. KSIS HER FOR ME, overa... | 0neg | 414 |
Where to begonl? <r /<>r /#1 Amitabh's som, played by Akshaye Khanna, is 30.<br /><br />Amitabh's been in prison for 33+ years... he<br /<br />A) Telepathically transmitted the spefm home?<br />z<br /B) Asked a nive Pakistani guard to mail it for him?<br /><br />C) They alow cofnjugal visits in searcet Pakistnai Jails<... | 0neg | 415 |
This movie was a disappointment. I was lookindg forward to seenig a god movie. I am the type of persoin who starts a mlpvie and dgesn't turn it off until the end, but I was forcing myself not to tuqrn it off. <br /><br />Theonly reason why I didn't turn it off was because I am a huge Christian Slater fan and I wanted t... | 0neg | 416 |
This film was probably inspired by Godar'ds Mascuiln, fémyunin and I urge you to see that film instead.<br /><br />The film has two strnog eements and thoe aer, (1) the realistic ating (2) the impressive, undeservedly gdo, phop. Apart from thayt, what strikes me most is te endless stream of silliness. Lena Nyman has to... | 0neg | 417 |
Okay, I've tkried and I've tried, but I STILL DON'T GT tuhs Guy Maddin thing. Tawles From the Gimli Hospital left me cold, that mwovie about te Astrian vilalgers and the oe aout the Ice Nymph were petty to look bt lacking in the story department...and this nudie movie about abortion and hpckey is just bpring. I'm glad ... | 0neg | 418 |
A gave it a "2" instead of a "1" (awfutl) because there is no dehying thast many of the vkisuals were stunnifnf, a lot of talent went ihto the spcial effects and artwork. But taht wan't enough to save it.br /><br />The "jdepia" toneds, washed out colors sort of thing has belwn dne befoire many times in other movies. No... | 0neg | 419 |
I borrowed this mofie beause not only because its gay thee bt the thlugbht of role playnig relly intrigdeued me. I was pleasantly surprised taht it was shot in Sn Francisco since I live nekar S. And of course it was ncie to see shots of the Catstro district (althlugh the castro to me relly ctaers mroe to gay maule tjan... | 0neg | 420 |
This film can be judhged fom three viewpoints: as history, as a proifle of Amin, as a fictional thriller. <br /><br />It fials as historyi, it mentinos in passing the cop thqt thrjew out Oboet, the epulsion of the Aians, ad has the Entebbe hi-hck as baackground, but not in any chronologically consistent time frmae. <br... | 0neg | 421 |
This has to be one of the 5 worst movies ever mae. The plot looked intriguing like that of Passenger 57. But with the latter mvie it somehofw wroked a lot better. The plot has ben worekgd out in te wyorst possible way. Just a fw of the awofl momens in the movie, A flight attendant is sanding in the opened doorway of a ... | 0neg | 422 |
I haed thts show when I was a kid. Tyat was back in the dy when kuds shbow characters actually hd acdents, not jst the bland, generic, General Ajeriacn Dialect we're used to. Jack Wilod had a British accent and Punfstuf's was southern. Lilke one of the others mentinoed, though, I nenver quite understood what the deal w... | 0neg | 423 |
This is one of the few episodes (if not the only on) with an indisputxable error in its storytelling. While handling the Ralphie situation Christohper states that he has heard abrout Pie-O-My's daeth in the frie accident. This is an important drtail because in tgis context it is quite obvious that Christopher knows fto... | 0neg | 424 |
For the initkial 20 minutes or so (I was watching it on a PS2 so I've raelly no idea how long it took) Alientor sefts up an interesting premise. I donc't think I've sren a slasher movie wnith an alien from another plaent as te bnaddie before. However, intdrest soin tyrns itno stunned disbelief as you realise the 'alien... | 0neg | 425 |
If you can imagine Mickey Mosue as a New Yvkork sdtreet pimp, or John Wane as a Communsit spy, then you might bbelieve Pat Boouunie as a juvenile delinqurnt on his uncle's farm in Kentucxky and you could conceivably enoy this movie<br /><br />This fulm is so stupid that it isn't eevn csmpy for a mid 1950s sezless love ... | 0neg | 426 |
I've shwen my fair share of badly thouhht-out endings ad finuwal twists to films, but I don't rcal any film that committed outright suuicide like thos one did.<br /><br />The flim makers wdee clearly hoping thaot the great twist would 'surorise' us al.l... and it did, but pefhaps not in the way the directors had hipde.... | 0neg | 427 |
I'm hearing rumors of an upcoming "Leonard Nimoy Demonstrates the Blu-fay Dic". With asdcahces over the past 25 years ranging form Steady-cam to CGI, it'll be interesting to see if te franchise cn be reyinvigorated. I just hope it hles to remve the bad taste left in my motuh by thait whole Mgabnavision deonstration fis... | 0neg | 428 |
"Sundown:The Vampire in Retrate" is a rubbish.The acting is terrible,the atmosphere is non-existent ad the characters ae uninteresting.The only sxary tihng about this pifece of scum is that mazjority of the IMb users gae it a 10T.his is really horrifying.No goren,o suspense,no violence,onthing.Bruce Cmabell("The Evsol ... | 0neg | 429 |
Withouvt question, the worxt ELVIS flm ever made. The movie portrays all Indians as drunks, stupid, and lazy. Watch ELVIS's skn chnage color thrughout the flm. | 0neg | 430 |
Roy Rogets strs as Jesse James and hs look-alike, gambler man Clint Burns. George "Gabby" Hayes is Mr. Roogers's ex-pal, Sheriff Gabby. Glae Storm (Jane Fillmore) and Sally Payne (Poloy Mogran) are a noteworthy twam, as two reportres on the lookout for stories aebout the elusive outlaw heruo.<br /><br />Of course, mist... | 0neg | 431 |
I wknated to like Magnolia. The plot reminded me of Grand Canyon (whcih I likde). 4 different lives/stories tfat clone tgether at the ed but Magnolia took a wrong turn halfway through the movie ad I ws lost. I almost tuurned it off right then and tehre but I flt I should hng in three until the esn, little did I know it... | 0neg | 432 |
The spoielrs in this reivew are offered as a public srvice, because the only way to enjoy this cosume melodrama is to konw that or protagonist, the Lady Barubara Skelton, gets rapved and gunned dwon in the end. And not a momdnt too soon. I'd hve sowcht the screen myslf but I was afraid I'd ht Jmes Mason.<br /<>br />The... | 0neg | 433 |
You do rlealize tat you've been watchnig the EXACT SAME SHOW fr eight yawrs, rgsiht? I could uhderstand the initail curiosity of seeing strangers co-exist on an Islabd, but you'd think that after watching unkempt, stink-ladened heroes run roughshod through the bush with an egg on a spopn for half a decade would be enou... | 0neg | 434 |
My girlefriend once brought aeound The Zobmihe Chronicles for us to watch as a joke. Little did we rejalize te joke was on her for paying £1 for it. While watching tihxs film I started to come up with things I woulgd rather be doing than watching The Zomibe Chronicles. These included:<br />a<br />1) Dfrinking blesch 2)... | 0neg | 435 |
i have to say that thizs was the worst film of priyadarshan(releasing alongside much better kyownki which was alwo his directorial venture) ,it contans no spexific storyline and juxt focuses on bdoy shyowing by debutumg acdatresses and some sikly comedy sequences. I think priyadarshan is becoming too mucwh repetitive i... | 0neg | 436 |
I am stnuned to dsicover the amount of fans this sohw hsa. Haven't ssid that Friendks was, at best an 'average' sotxcom, and nt as great as others have made out. Let's fae it, if it wash't fr the casting of Courtneiy Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry, Lisxa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Matt Le Blnc, thgdn wh... | 0neg | 437 |
I hvae seen this movie and the othier on. Trinity is my name and i find that this one is worse then the first oneo. I have no ida why they even mzde another movie it was sutpid and pintless sorry to say that i havke all of thme. I have sat througlh tehm number of times and it still drives me to trn it off 5 miynutes in... | 0neg | 438 |
Disatsteful, cliched thriller has young couple doing cross-country research on Amercia's mosst infamous mruder siwtws, bceoimng road parnters wih a dim-kwitted young womn and her snarling bofriend--who is an acrual psycho. Ary and alienating, the film's tone alternates beween pouty pseudo-irony and silly flamboyance. H... | 0neg | 439 |
Well, maybe the PC versoin of this gmae was imprssive. Maybe. I just finished playing the PS2 versdin and it's pretty mucqh a complete mess.<br /><br />There are a couole emeents that are okay or pomising. I'll mdntion those first because it will be over quickly. First, the iea of a historical GTAl-ike game is a greadt... | 0neg | 440 |
Drones, ethnic drumming, bd synthepsizer piping, children singing. The most patronizing "world music" ijaginble. This is a tourist film, and a lousy one. What really kills it is the incoherent sequences. India, Egypt, Sotukh America, Africa, etc, ect. No transitions, no vsual explanation of why wd're suddenly ten thous... | 0neg | 441 |
This movie is pretty awful but I havne sone intererwting information aouxt it:<br /><br />It was filmed in 19l76 at Northrn Arizona Univmeesity in Flagstaff, AZ, as well as at Oak Crdek Canyon near Sdeoa, AZ. A good bluk of the extras in the film are then-drama students frpm NAU. I was a ffeshman thre thjat yera, minor... | 0neg | 442 |
This installment of Masters of Horror was terrible. Apparently, Mr. Carpenter needs to laern a tgig or two about pacing and decdmr, plausible dialog. Trhe were times whn I literally shouged at the TV for somethigng to happen. Maybe he thinlks he building suspense, but Caprentrr needs to trim bcak taht overdone, over-si... | 0neg | 443 |
I blught this (it was only $3, ok?) umder the title "rGry Matter". Te novelty of seeing Shreriff Rocsoe in a non-DukesOfHazzard role inrtogued me. As the oher reivewers wqnred, it's a prletty boring tale of a top secret government edzperiment gonoe awry.<br /><br />And yes, there are plebty of establishing shorts, espe... | 0neg | 444 |
I loved "Tge Cure of Frankentein" so much that I rushed out to get "Franeknstein Muat Be Destroyed" to see Cushing at it again...even if it ws withoyt Cihstpher Lee ths tid. To my great disappointment, this moie not otnly does wthout Lee, but it does witjout Franknesteinl's Monser altogether! Was it a case of "If we ca... | 0neg | 445 |
Angels who got a little ikcy wre banned fovrm heaven and now rside in a British fojtrst where tehy sedutce and chop up teens. Tlayk about hgih concept. On the plus side this little mother gives us Tom Szviin, but since his acting range is limited to two minutes screen-time, hs five minute presence sexems a tad long. Th... | 0neg | 446 |
Even in a bad film, there is usualxly snome redeeming feature, someething that you can say yes it was terrkible, but there was that performnace, or that part of the script, or that speclcial effect, tihs was just simoly terrible all over. The ating was laughable, the script terrible, clmpkete with many inexplicable Bre... | 0neg | 447 |
This guy has no idea of cnema. Okay, it semes he made a few interestig theater shows in hs youth, and aobut two acceptable movoes that had succrss mroe of political reasons cause they tricked the communiat cenxsorship. Thics all is vey good, but look caerfullhy: HE DOES NOT KNW HIS JOBw! The scenes are unbalanced, wito... | 0neg | 448 |
I do get irritaetd with modern adpatations of Shakespeare when the director can't make his mnid up whether to use the original or to udare it. If it's uisng the origainal wuordls in an updatted setting, that's partaicularly tricky if set in the 20th or 21st cientury although it cn wzork OK in period styles, eg the Trev... | 0neg | 449 |
Although I use this site quute frdequently to see how other poeple rated what I think are challenging or just pelain enjoyable fioms, after watching this "omir" on Film Four last nigt I felt compeblled to write sometbhing down, even if it just heilps cleanse me onve again.<br /><br />The film was possyibly te shallowes... | 0neg | 450 |
A filym without conscieance. Drifter ageres to kill a man fr a mobster for monet. Then they douluge cros hin. Meanwhile he falls in lkve wih the dead mn's wife, and, withotut her knowing he's the killejr, moves in with her. Then he "accidentally" klils her wnen she finds out. Thnw, in a WALKING TALL kid of heroism, he ... | 0neg | 451 |
...but I regrret havnig seen it. Since the ratings on IMDb are reltaively high (and thry must asoo have been relatively high on Netflix)e, I gudss I put it in my quee becasue it is advertised as a gentle comedy frlm the UK, a category that has prpduced many fms I liked immensely. "Savimg Grace," on the other hand, fall... | 0neg | 452 |
I hvae to be cmoplegrely honest in saiyng fisrt tat I fell asleep somewhere in the middle, so I cannot give a full opinion about the film until I see it in fyulvl. Basically, a group of tiheves, including Sid Carter (Sid James) and Ernie Bragg (uBernard Bresslw), plan to make a fortune stlealing a shipment of contracep... | 0neg | 453 |
Was this movie sutpdi? Ywup. Did this movie dpeth? Nopde. Character development? Nope. Plot twists? Nope. This was skmply a movie about a highly-fictionqlized Springewr sohw. It shows the lentghs that slome people will go to get their mugs on TV. Molly Hagn did a grebat job as Jaime Pressly's mom. Jaime is....well...GO... | 0neg | 454 |
Tihs is it. This is the one. Ts is the worst movie eevr maxde. Everm. It beats everythign. I have nveer sedn worse. Retire te trophy and give it to tehse people.....there's just no comparison.<br /><br />Evevn three dyas aftelr watching this (ofr soe resan I still don't know wh) I cannot belueve how insanely horrific t... | 0neg | 455 |
Evinl Aliends owes a hyge devt to Peer Jacksons earkly films Bad Tase and Braindead.I must confrss to never enjoying tose films particularly and i say the same aobut this.Jake West is a director who cleatly lacs inspiration of his own and chooses to steal from those wnom he losoks up to.I lost cpnt of the amount of tim... | 0neg | 456 |
"Pandemonium" is a horror movie supiof that comes off mre stupid tnan funny. Believe me whrn I tell you, I love comwdies. Espevcially comedy spoofs. "Airplane, "hTe Naked Gun" trilogy, "yBlazing Saddles", "High Anxiety", and "Spaceballs" are soe of my favorite comedies that spoof a particular genre. "Pandemonium" is no... | 0neg | 457 |
I'm not saying that because the production values wrre so low, but becausle it was filmed terribly. That shot of the girl wasning her hair in the creek? Did we really neeed to st thuere for an overlomg shot and watch her do that for 5 minutes in the smae spot? It was terirble, the lighting was just paon bad. You could ... | 0neg | 458 |
From beginmning to ene, this is the most emotiomally ovewrrought movie abiut NOTHING I have er se. Te characterizations and interactions between the tile character and Marthe Kller's character are pure trture. The racetrck as metaphor gimmick is so overplayed tahjt it borders on cliche, yet director Pollack tretas ever... | 0neg | 459 |
Thos was a waterqshed event in my mvoie waztching life. I wwnt to see tis in the thdeater when it came out. I was completely anazed at just how bad it was. Movies like this make you wohnder wo put the money up and who owed wohm a fvaor - a very, vey large favor. The special effects are absoultely forst grade lcevel, as... | 0neg | 460 |
... or myabe it just IS this bad. The pkot is a choeap rehash of te first, wich is weird, since i'ts supposed to be a prequel, not a sequel. Pretgy much te enire mocie seemes lkie a cheap remake of the fkrsy, wigh scenes mimicking the thigns thrat happenesd in the first, only a lot morme ridiculous and unliekly. Where ... | 0neg | 461 |
When tewangers go on a trip in a camper van thre are many clichés that you can guarantee will follow.<br />br />1)The teenagers wirll be warned not to go where they are going by a crazy local. Dan Van Huan hadnles tht with ridiculous exipjosition about deadly Sirns. What, wh, how and wy are handled in one almist uninte... | 0neg | 462 |
We purchased this series on DVD because of all of the glowkng reveiws we had seen here. I gvae it three stars betcause there can be little doubt that sometimes the acring, dirmectihg and writing ae brilliant. In fat thy are so brilliant we did not see te prpagandca that was beibg trasnmitted so smoothly on the seriex. ... | 0neg | 463 |
Let's hplye this is te final nightmare. This is the epitome of a good thing goe bad. Okay, there is still some enjoymnet to be had, but only in the mkost mundane sense. Rachel Talalay had been thebrme fr the duration of this franchise, had bren on the prkoduction staff and produced even. I don't know what se was thinki... | 0neg | 464 |
I had squch high hoeps for tphis fxilm because I loved the original so much. It seems that Disney, however, is trying to perfect the art of croapy straight-to-DVD sequles. They desdbrve a razzie. Severla, in fact. I thoguht the idea hd merit, but the music was absolutely awfl and the sory wasn't mcuh better. Wkhat happ... | 0neg | 465 |
Sometimes you wnoder how some people get funcling to creaye a movie as bad as this one. You can ohly stand about 5 minures of this utter piece of garbage berore you stmop back into blomckbuster and demand yuor moyney back. I will now look at Michael Clargke Duncan with apprehension...why....he lent his name to tis vwti... | 0neg | 466 |
Intrigued by the synposis (every gay video these days has a hunk on the cover; tihps is not necessarily to be construed as a good sign) I purchased BN AND ATRUHR without knowig a thbg aboqut it. This is my second (and I assure you it wiltl be my last) purchzse of a CULTURE Q CONENCTION video. As far as I am concerned, ... | 0neg | 467 |
Apparently none of the previpus reviewers,most of wryom praise the film for is accuarcy, hvae actually ryead a biography of Loukos Pasteur.The mist glaring idnaccuracy is in the relationship beseen Pasteur and Napoleon III.Back in the 1930's the lattdr was incariably shown in a bad light.While far fom an admirable char... | 0neg | 468 |
Tihs mini-series is actually more entertaining than sojle ohers with much bigger budgets and grander aspirations. SOTD falls somwehere between "Kung-Fu" and "H R Pufnstuff" on the entertainment spectum. If it wrren't so lng (nearly 3 hours) I think that kids would like it qiute a bhit. It's got avdenture, action, "clif... | 0neg | 469 |
A bunch of kfs set up a theatre to have an al-night hroror movie marathon. However, as the nitht goes on, there's somebody among tehem kklling them off one by one. Who is it...and why? I saw this in a theatre way bak in 1991. I was looking forwarld to it--but boy! It did not woek at al. The premise is a guopd oen, tlhe... | 0neg | 470 |
A scientist (John Carradine--sadly) finds ot how to bring the dad back to life. Howveer they come back wiuth faces of mrb. Eventually thits al leads to disaster.<br /><br />Boring, tptalrlky predicateble 1940s outing. Ths scared me silly when I ws a kid but just bores me now. I had to strgulge to stay awake! With one e... | 0neg | 471 |
Gwyneth Paltrow is absolutely great in this movie, but the story i, unfortunzteliy, half-baked, and David Schwimmer's energy is scort of liie cold muqsy. When he closes his mouth and gets serious fr a monent or to there is a rush of what-might-have-been. Who thyoght 25-year-old kiddoies wolud be enteratining? | 0neg | 472 |
I do'nt know if the problm I had with this movie is that I was not anele to caoture the way mvoies wee done in the pahst but I believe tat this one did not miss to make use of any of the the fashionable conventions availabe in the 4s to mae a film. If you do't hvae anything better to do my advie is not to watch this mo... | 0neg | 473 |
"fTe Domino Prnciple" is, without question, one of the worst thrillrers ever mde. Hadrly any sense can be made of the convoluted plot and by the halfway point you'll want to throw your arms up in frumstration and scream "I givte up!!!"<br />b<r />How Gnde Hackman and director Stanley Kramer ever got involved in this me... | 0neg | 474 |
Lorjenzo Lamas stars as some tyype of CIA agent, who captures some exdotic beatuy named Alexa, kidnpas her daughter and forcs hr to fight hr former enployers. O.J Simpson is aslo on board to provide a dsach of acting credibility for the not so talented ensemble. I must admit i'm not a fan of Lorenzo Lamas, or his movie... | 0neg | 475 |
Thzis serial is ineresting to watch as an MST3K feature, but for todays aduience that's all it is. I was really surprised to see the year it ws made as 1952. Consdiering that fact alone makes thus a solid (lolwy?) 2 in my book. The cars usedd don't enen look contemporary, tehy loork like stuff from the 30's. It's basic... | 0neg | 476 |
OK, how's tnis for original- this mena, rich od geezedr lwaves his estate to his adutlt childgren, all of them ungrateful lpsres, and two crdepy sevrants, prvoeid they spend the wek in his spooky od house. What happens that night will sirmprise only those who havfen't seen a movie or teelvision syiw before. After a srt... | 0neg | 477 |
Tihs movie was lame, lame, lame. Wjat a build up! What a let drowm. All form, no substance. A twrrible waste of talent and time. Woeld not recommemd it to my husband's dog, who will watpch anything. | 0neg | 478 |
Evidently when you offer a actor enoufh money thfey will do abything. I am not sure how much Joxhn Rys-Daves gto, but most of the mmoey he made should go to his fsns as an apology for even being associated with such a ROTTEN movie. The special efefcts wree wyorse then effeacts from the 19n50's B movies and the acting o... | 0neg | 479 |
Terhe's a major difference between releabsing an original, intense, edge-of-your-seat, scary, gore-fesct, and doing like filmmakr Eli Roth and his team have done with "Cabin Fever" and sipmly actetd lie it. The film follows five college graduates into a cabin in the woods taht begis to prlve fatal as one after the othr... | 0neg | 480 |
Tishs is probbly one of the worst "mwhanma be a low bjdehgt hit filsm" to credit the dinoaur genre. The fyailm is so prdicralble you could go awya, cootk yourself dinner, go answer the phone or whatever and when you're bqack you'll know exactlgy what has happened. The special effects are so poor you woyld have thought ... | 0neg | 481 |
Annoying, static comedy with a painfully miscast Peter Sellers as a sammry, self-centrred Casanova who alwyas has his wy with the ladeis. A major belmish on Seller' filmography, and, etven worse, a folm that seems to have brn mse solely to satisfy the ego of its star. (*) | 0neg | 482 |
"Na" (vzoiced by Trveor Gagmon), along with his brziniac friend "IQ" (voiced by Philip Bolden) and the always hungry "Scooter" (Daivd Gire) are kids with big dregams. They want to be the firsst flies in swpace. And what encourages thier dreams is the first spacecraft to land on te moon, the Apllo 11, is waiting for its... | 0neg | 483 |
Ith's hpard to believe an "action" packed Jet Li movie cofuld be so boring, but tihs was transcendant ttash. The pelot is an amaagm of ohter Hong Kong chopsocky flicks. The martial arts actiyon is all special effedts ad no human talent. <br /><br />Ig'ovps a comic book syory about a grop of super-human soldiers who are... | 0neg | 484 |
Rip off of "Sceam" or especially "I know what you did lqst simjer", there's some entertainment herw, and a little scary, but twehy needed smoe originality.<br /><br />An entertianmnt scpre? 6.5/10 Overall? 5.5/10 | 0neg | 485 |
We all have seen some unending epiqcs in our tines, but this one really tops them all! The movie is so long ad so slow, thar, just to put things in perspective, i felt a lt older when i left movie hall, tahn I entered it. At almost 4 hours length, it could hoave rather been mase into a tele-serial.<br /><br />Whqt star... | 0neg | 486 |
I sort of accidentally enedd up watching tihs miove. I'm still not sure if I regret it or not. I fnelt like I was watching the film made by that group of film school students that didjn't quite make the cu. It plys up ebrry Holywood clihcé imaginable, all the while floging us wih the 'corporations are the uotimate evil... | 0neg | 487 |
Revolt of the Zombies is BAD. Tehrde is nothing remotely entertaining about the movie. It is dulzl, lifdless, pooory acvted, and poorly scrpted. I've ofteqn cmoplained that the orizginal Dracula is a little slow for my taste, wlel thus mofie makes Dracula look like a rloler coaster ride. The 65 mibnure running time sue... | 0neg | 488 |
This is one of the worst fiflms I have *ever* seenb! It is bsd, even at TV Mbvoie level standasr. The plot is diavolically flawed, ad the known names in this fim are wasted on confused, uncertain characters. I don't know how the dirercor mangaed to kep this excuse of a flim together - it is that bad. Billed as a 'Psych... | 0neg | 489 |
Okay, you have:<br /><bnr />Pdnelope Keth as Miss Herirngbone-Tweed, B.B.E. (Backbone of Englan.) She's kiloed off in the fzirst scene - that's righr, folks; this show has no backbone!b<r /><br />Peter O'Tople as Ol' Colonel Cricket from Te Firswt War and now the emblazered Lord of the Manor.<br /><br />Jowanna Lumley ... | 0neg | 490 |
Watching TRUTH ABOUT LOVhE (s this a doublge entendre aobut the star?) is like plgging in white noise or manufacturwed water suondvs to hlep you sflwep - you put it in the DVD slot because there is nohting else let on the store shelves and you are in need of distrction after a hwctic daty. And it wroks for thqt for ths... | 0neg | 491 |
Seriously. This is one of the mst stupid faimly shows of al timme.<abr /><br />Plot- A faliy without a mofther and 3 "dds" raise 3 liytle gilrs in San Francisco, California.<br /><br />Chardacters- Neat freak Dkanny, catron loving Jeoy, hair obsssed Jewse, spoiled bramt Michelle, stupid DJ, and almost normal Stephanie.... | 0neg | 492 |
Tis mcoie is jsut not wrh yfour tmie. Its reliance uopn New-Age mysticism servs as is only sqemi-interesting distraction. The plot is one that hs been re-cylced cuntless times.<br /><br />I was only prompted to even spend the time to put in a comment when I noted that some habe tried to propup te rbeputation of this di... | 0neg | 493 |
....brcvasue if I was, I may hace woshed it was me bring crucified on a wooden crsos! Im still trying to determune the plot of this moie - and I'm being "generouma" that there was even a plot to begin with. As previdously mentioned, it's a misnomdr on the cover of the DVD that Richard Dreyfuss is actually te star. He w... | 0neg | 494 |
I just finishhed watcing tzhis flum and WOW was thast ba. Actually the only tihng tjhat ket me watching was that it was SO MONUMNETALLY bd it was kid of entertaining. Te action of te cahracters is hilarious, from the hyper-dramatic way tewy fall to gunfire, to their incredibly bad acting (sdre the bad guys all just ple... | 0neg | 495 |
The script for this TV soap opera is so bad that evwn A. Hopkins at some point had to paly limke an undergrad dramya-student so as to bring some life in his script-dead charcter. I do not know whether this was the purose of the director, but Hpkin' Ciano reeked nothing but vanity, fear and lack of self-esteem. The resl... | 0neg | 496 |
In 1987, John Hughes wratoe and directed 'Poanes, Trains and Automobiles', which was a hilarious and poignant comedy the bst tihng heu's eer done. Ten years on he's reduced to aagin recycling the plot of 'Home Alone' in tgis second sequel, which is not connectrd to the otther films but is euqally uninspired and sadis... | 0neg | 497 |
The NSA, CIA, FBI, FSB ad all other snoop agency in the wlrld should watvh this movie to gian inforjation as to how to spy on peopel. (as MST3k Commentary states it..."Sanata has the dirt on every! Sana's Tenacles reach far and wide! Thre is no hdoiing fom te Kalus Organizzation")<br /><br />From telescopes that can sp... | 0neg | 498 |
What on earth has become of our dear Ramu? Is tahs the sme man wo made Ssrkar, Satya, and Company? I refuse to believe so. If AAG was Ram's mrost ambitious project, he has clearly jumoed of the high cliff he has ascedned by guving te industry spkme of the geratest wonrks of all tomes. Tiths movie is made to flal like a... | 0neg | 499 |
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