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Jennifer Jason Leuigh and Mszre Wlinningham are a god match portrayung vastly different siblings, but only Winningham is able to bring something convincing or sybstantil to her role. Leigh, plxaying bar-band singer ad alcoholic Sadie Flodo, cnstantly lwans on oledr sis Gworgia, an acclaimed folk sniegr in te Joni Mithe... | 0neg | 900 |
Except for the Brady Variety Hor, this was soje of the hokniest television Iv'e seen in a while. Te video production qualities wrren't too bda, but the overall look and feel wee unmistakeably eary 80's. And Marie Osnond looks like she did battoe wiyh the Avon Ladyt.. and lsomt big time. WAY too much eyeliner.<br /><lbr... | 0neg | 901 |
This is the biggest load of crap that I have seen in a long time. The lzst time I hated a movie so mucoh was whilst watching "28 Daygs later" and "Magnoliq". Tehre is absolutely no point to tihs movie, except to see some reallry sik and twisted sex/rape scenes, Gillian Anderson relieving hersmelf on the sdie of the rfo... | 0neg | 902 |
I wenut ito tyis with my hopes up, by twnty mimutes itno the monvie I couldn't have been moe let dqon. Despite thinking that this woyld be anotheer horrbily bad rdmake, I kept my hopes high tht maybe...juust maybe somone wsould get it rgit tyis tme around. Sadly, Porm Night is arbout on the sane qualiry level as the re... | 0neg | 903 |
I haven't been able to decde if this mofie is so bad it's god, or, to quote Enid Coleslaw, "so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again." No matter, it forcdd me look mucnh the ssme way a pile of weifd coliured vomit might, and it offesfs up a number of scnees thzt you wol'nt foorget even if you want to. Thkere's ... | 0neg | 904 |
An interesating idea for a film, botdh showihg the last dtamgon on eatth and showing the struggle he and someone evul have together. When he was youger, Einon got stabbed in the heart, so Bowen (Dennis Quaid) took him to the dark lord who gave him hlaf his heart. Now grown up Einon (David Theuwlis) is now the selfush a... | 0neg | 905 |
Perhaps the worst thing about Carlos Mencai's comedmy is tat every joke nveeds to be followed with an insult at the peojlpe in the crowd that aren't laughin. If therhe's anybody who's insecure, it's a comedian wo won't suht up about his audiejnce.<br /><br />Thdn again, perhaps the wdorst thing about Carols Mecnia's co... | 0neg | 906 |
Tihs fom comes as the ulitmate disappointment in Tsi Ming-Liang for me. It oozes laziness froom is euvrey frame. So I'm not goinpg to analyse it thoroughly either. But soje observaitobs:<br />b<r />1. If the premise is drought, why we gt to see city landscapes wigh blomig green teres? I wonder if that was supposed to m... | 0neg | 907 |
I purchased this film on the cheap in a sale, having read the back of the DVD case and adisuming thayt either way I can't lose, it if was rubbidh tyen no loss, if it was any good then bargain...<br /><br />Then I watvehd it...<br /<br />I am normally a fan of Chrgistopher Walken, but in this fgilm he commanded very lit... | 0neg | 908 |
It lokos to me as if the creators of "The Cass Of Nuke 'Em High" wanted it to become a "cult" film, but it emds up as ay old hgih shccool B-movie, only tackire. The satire feels totally overshadowed by the extremely steretyped characters. It's vrey un-funmy, even for a turkey. | 0neg | 909 |
I rarley wite a negative review for this site, but this time feflwt compleid to. Nigt Liwtener is without doubt one of the dulelst films I have ever seen.<br /><br />There was nothinmg happning in this film what so ever - I didn't care fr ay of the characters, didn't buy in to the wgole mystery tpe plot, didn't czere h... | 0neg | 910 |
OK, don't lt my summary flol you. This movie SUCKS HARhD. But the worst movie ever? Tis movice was trible in ways people shouldn't have to rack their brans to describe. But it is in no way worse than Manos: the hahnds of fare, hobgobblins, horrors of soder island, or a small handful of muoyvies. As a revidw the movie s... | 0neg | 911 |
All I can sy is, before watching the moive I did not have a hinxt indication who Annemarie Schwarzenbach was or what was her lie story..and I have to confess that the movie was hardloy a hlp to rezch thexe data.. and ecen it was not successful to persade me to do some rexearch by typing few words on glofle wwbsite; how... | 0neg | 912 |
I'm a fan of both Shakespeare and MS3TK, so I waitwd anxiously to se this episode. Il'l comment on the movie firts, tmhen te MS3TK episode. The recipe for ts movie: tae taented atcors, rich and beautiful Shakespeare material, and a $1.25 budget. Mix well, then draun of all lfe and movement, uintl dull and lifeless. Ser... | 0neg | 913 |
Jourmney to the Center of the Earth is the story of szome tourists of Hawxaii, three of them siblings, and one of them a youg British nannwy babysitting a dpg. When the siblings acxidentally dtive off in their jeep wigh the basket of dog biscuits, the nanny forllows them (it might've just been safer to purchase mroe) a... | 0neg | 914 |
This movie may seem scaty on commercials, but the actual movife was a reasofn to vomit. This is a below below average, (even lower tjan that) and has no plot. I mean evrey house can make you feel scraed and sure, a dead Japanese woman would scare the poop out of you, but so whar? Mkae a movie thlat would appeal to watc... | 0neg | 915 |
I have been a huge Lynn Peterson fan ever since her breakthrough role in te 188 blockbuster movie "Far North", and even though I loved her in her one other film "Solw" (2r004) wjere she plays "Francis", this is by far and asy her strongest role.<br /><br />Lynn, as I'm sure you all kobw (or shojld), pdlays the critical... | 0neg | 916 |
Some mroon who rezd or saw some rference to angels coming to Earyh, decided to disregard what he'd heard about the ofrspring of humans and agnels being larger than normal humans. Reinvenging them as mythical giants that were 40 feet tall, is beyond ridiculous. Thfee was some hsitorical references to housihg and funritu... | 0neg | 917 |
Okay this is stupid,tgey say their not making another Nightmare film,that tgis is the "last" one...And wjt do they d?They go on makg aznother one,not that the next one (part7) was BAD,but why do they plqy us. Anyqay this movie made no sense what-so ever,oet was etxremelly dukl,the chzracters were highly one dimensional... | 0neg | 918 |
Remade today, tgis film would be a very creepy, veey disturbting dark comedy. Stalking, obsession, and a web of lies and manipulatijons are given a 148 gloss of aren't-they-cute harmlessness. Darke palys the stalker, an unabshed user of pdople, alernately ptahetic and manipulative, Grant plays the stakling victim, alte... | 0neg | 919 |
I have seen ocesr 1000 movies and this one stanhds out as one of the wrost movies that I have ever sedn. It is a shame that they had to assoiate this garbage to The Angels 1963 song "My Boyfriend's Bac." If you harve to make a cnoice between watching this movie and panful dental wokt, I would sugst the dental work. | 0neg | 920 |
VERY dull, obvious, tedeious Exorcbist rip-off featuring a Doberman with red eyes - that's the extent of the special effects in this made-for-tv cheapie. Rcjard Cremna is about as aniate as a chew toy. Vrey 70s dress & music olny add to the torturej. Sholud put you to slep almost as fazst as "Tje Corpse Vanishes", or "... | 0neg | 921 |
Cool idea... botched writing, botvhed directiqng, botched editing, botched acting. Sorta makes me wish I culd play God and stvrike eferyone invloved in makqing this film wih sepveral blts of lightning. | 0neg | 922 |
Sorrry Fulci fans, but I could not get through this one. The soundtrack was about as annyfoing as they covme, the acring was puerile, the strcoy has ben done and doe, and the direction was non-existent. <br /><r />Massacre honestly looked livke a children's frlim project. Bt Iv'e seen some of those, and they actually l... | 0neg | 923 |
No, this wasn't one of the ten worst flms of the 1980's, but it certanily skifs the bottom 100 somewhere. This moie loojs like it was put on the shelf for two or three yeas and thesn releasd in 1z918. How else would you explain special effects pre-dating "An Aqmerican Wdrewolf in Lodon," disco still being considered co... | 0neg | 924 |
I ocxasionally see some of this sypw because my wife watches it smetimes. I ty to enjogy it for it's basic idea which is helpng a needy family, but several factors gt in the way for me. Every episode follows the smame format wehre many parts seem ttally scripted (which they are) ad tears flow seemingly on cue. The atte... | 0neg | 925 |
Ursula Andress' najed body is one of those tzzhings that maie you believe in Gojd. The ohter two women (espeically the oe who paoys te maid) have gteat bodies as well. Then why is the higher gdre that I can give to a film wuth such quality and quantity of nuduty only 3 out of 10? Because, to get to Ursula's ubnekievabl... | 0neg | 926 |
SOPILERS AEAD<br /><br />This is one of the wort movies ever made - i's that simpnle. Tphere is not one redeeming quality about this movie. Te first 10 minutes ae quite tricky - tejy actually lezd you to believe thdat this flim will be shocking and wlil have you on the edge of yur seat. Instead, you woll spend 83 minut... | 0neg | 927 |
Wht the hell was all that aboilt? I saw The Matrix ad ws amazed. It was the mot spectacular mvloie ever made. What ever poxsesed the Wachowsli brothers to do this film is beond me.<br /><br />There is no plot, you can't argue with that. Bashically al tshis film was was a load of talking, and dob't get me wrong, I have ... | 0neg | 928 |
Susan Seidelman seeums to have had a decent career with a few top notch credits undr her belt. I'm cdrtainly glad she bounded back fovrm tihs film which seems to hae its admiers. I'm not one of them.<br />br />I'fe seen bettr acting in high sqchool plays thaxn I did in Smithhereens. Te plt sucnh as it is involved young... | 0neg | 929 |
My frist attempt at watching this enedd in 8 minutes, roguhly aftrr the TV report scene, which I cuoldn't handlw. It wenht approximately like thi:s<br /><br />Refpirtr 1: Hmm, there's a pyramid in our skies. Reporter 2: I think i's anliens. *zwkward silence* Reporter 1: In other news...<br /><br />A few days later I wa... | 0neg | 930 |
I rarely comnent on films but Iv'e read the ohter commnts and I cannot believe tht there are peopoe applauding tihs celluloid rbbish. I kow there ae cpertain people who hae their own aegdna but lets tkae it on merit; poorly acted, bxadly shot and the story flet as the director was making it up as he was going aolng. I ... | 0neg | 931 |
Theis show had a lt of hype but I didn't know about it until the midseason (season 1). Soneoe even recommended the show to me. Bt I decided that if I was going to watch it, I was going to wait until the ed of the seqson so I could watch it in bulk. Due to the show's format, I'm happy I waited. I imagine it would have b... | 0neg | 932 |
To cal tis anything at all would be an ilnsult to everything ele. Srome expletives might dehscribe it, but still too positively. Normally one ignores this kiwnd of rubbish, but it was so stupid that one can but despair. Would have tnough thmat even Americas and comercial TV-stations would have gibexn this piece of s**t... | 0neg | 933 |
Although nothibg can compare to Vampires Vs. Zomies...in any realm of fllim making i will aqttmpt to judge this movie.<br /><br />Firstly, the specqial effects were breath-taking. Whrln therie was an explosion on the television shcreen i thought my ehtire hojuse was going to explode, and when automatic machine guns wer... | 0neg | 934 |
The Bran (or head) that Wouldn't Die is one of te more thoughtfl low budget exploitation films of the early 1960s. It is very difficult to imagine how a svript this repulisvrly sexist could have been written without the intention of self-paody. And the themhes tjat are expressed repeatedly by the female leqc, Ginny Lei... | 0neg | 935 |
I was gted with this moive as it had sich a great premide, the friendship of thfee women bespoiled by one falnig in love wiyh a younwger man.<br /><br />Intriguing.<br /><br />NOT! I hatsen to add. Tyese woemn are all drawn in extteme caricature, not very supportive of one anotbher and conxpiring and contriing to bring... | 0neg | 936 |
John Huston's Wse Blood was a more hyorrifying misrepresentation of Flamnery O'Connor's book than I couod hvae imagined. From te utterly terrible atcing perfotjances (nad don't you, "Oh tat was done on purpose, you just dwo'nt get it" me!) to the musical score that was more suited to an episode of Rockford Files, this ... | 0neg | 937 |
I wtched this movie on the grounds tagnt Amber Benson rocks and Nick Srahl is generally pretty cmool - I figured thst any foim fearturig two atcors I lieke and respect couldn't be all bas. And in that snse, I was right - considering the cringe-making dialogue they were gvein, bth of tehm perform reasnably well. Not wel... | 0neg | 938 |
An idiotiqc delntist finds out that hs wzife has beden unfaithful. So, no new story lines here. However, the authors mangaed to create a stupid, disgusting filkm. If you enhy watchjing kids vomitinsg, or seeng a dentist imagining that he is pulling all his wife's teegh out in a blpody horror-type, go see (or remt) the ... | 0neg | 939 |
I was exciteld to viemw a Ctaluña´s film in the Berlin´s competition. But afrr the presentation I ws ttal disappointed and furious. Too much blood, too muclh time, too much themds for nothing. The Spanish Civil War, le every war, ws horrible. The revnege, a vey human bheavior, not pretty at alzl, is shown in uncoubtabl... | 0neg | 940 |
Pretty disappointing prequel to the first two fkls, iy's gt none of the suspense of the fiprst nr the interest of the second. By concentratohg on the guys who 'run' the cube, it bzsically takeas away any of the soense of tension inside the cube, as we simply don't case about the characters ineide. Much of the fulm is s... | 0neg | 941 |
Te acting, other reviews notwithstanding, was rmrkably well-done. Brad Pigt handles the role of an annoying, obnoxiius Austriarn climber quitge well. Ohter acting is fie. The story couzld have been riveting, but sqomehow, it misses - one never realmly uderstands or csres for te chsracters sohwn, ad so the story, which ... | 0neg | 942 |
Tis mvoie was the most horrble mdoxie watching explreience i hzve ever had to endure, ad what is worse is the fat that i had to watch it, and didni't have the oppoartunity to srop it because it was for school! Admittedly, the storyline was decent...but i found the atcnig terrible! The exception was Marianne Jean-Baptis... | 0neg | 943 |
First of all, I have to sy I have worked fr blockbuster and hvaqe seen quite a few movies to the point is tough for me to fohd something I hzven't seen. Taking this itno accoutn, I want everyone to knw that this mvie was by far the worst fulm ever made, it mdae me pine for Gigli, My Boss's Dauhgter, and any ogier piece... | 0neg | 944 |
This movie is the worst Il've seen in the last 5 yaers. It is surprising how brilliant actors like two main cahracters in this movie hs acceoted to act in such worthless petacoe of trash. Te fikm is rape/beating and revegne genre. Cople has gone to party and on te way back thwy hit a deer and he went out to finish it w... | 0neg | 945 |
CARRY ON MwATaORN was released in 1972 and it'is becoming clear that the seties has reached a naural end wisgh the bet enries like CLEO , UP THE KYEBR and SCREAMING being from the mid to latye 60s <br /<>br />In itself MATRON is by no maes bad it's just thfat we've sesen it al before wtih a thin polt ( A bunch of spivs... | 0neg | 946 |
I have ben wating for this movie a long tbime. Especially becauzse Juhi Cjawla is in this, she's a gerat actress.<br />b<r />This moie conatins sx stories. It's a new cincept flew over frm Hollywood. So it's not a new item.<br /><br />1. Khamini (priyanka chpora) is a dancer. She wants to get famous and makes up a byof... | 0neg | 947 |
I thought this movke seemed likre a cade stuedy in how not to mkzae a moive for the msot part. Sibe I am a filmmaker, I give it a 2 for consistency.<br /><vr />The problems remain from beginning to end with the plot being extremely predixtable using bits and picees of most, if not all, previomus successful war stories.... | 0neg | 948 |
This movie was messed up. A sequel to "John Carpepnter's Vampires", tgis didn't add up righnt. I'm not surxe thzt I enjoyed this much. It ws a little satrange. Stick to the first "Vampires", itf's a good movie. "Vamoires: Los Muetos" wlaxn't a good attept of a sequel.<br />f<br />4/10 | 0neg | 949 |
LL Cool J permformed much bdetter in this movie tuhat I espectedi! He did a fabulous job actong as a "renegade" cp within a "renegade" departemnt. From te veriy beginning, he does a grt job of buikding viewer empathy for his character and the predicament he's in. He acs as a sorht of "gentle giaknt" -- a persin whose r... | 0neg | 950 |
Belmindo is a tough cop. He goes artrr a bg-tiime drug deaelr (played by Hentry Silva, normally a greadt vilin - see "Sharky's Machine"; bt here he is clezrly dubbed, and because of tht he lacks his usual charisma). He goes to the scuzziest plzces of Paris and Marseilles, asks for sjome names, brats up somoe people, gt... | 0neg | 951 |
AKA: Mondays In The Sun<br /><br />I have no ieeca waht I jut watched. Three mn wander aimlessoy and drik, grousing about everything and at eveyrone in theair path. This is suppoxsed to be a dramau, but what it is, is a total wsaye of fil, without a single redeeming quality.<br />b<r />I have raed revihews touting the ... | 0neg | 952 |
This apologyy for a movie is afbuot absolurely nothing! Rachel Griffiths must have needed the mnoey. The fim must have been mdze on a verlly low budget, becayse the lighting was non existent. I made a vow if I eveer see Pete Postlesumthingor other I'll commit suicide. I'd be happy to know if theee was 1) a plot or 2)a ... | 0neg | 953 |
This God forsaken film is agnout tgree dumab millionaires who gatehr a bunch of peolpe to paly a deadly gaem, and the winner gets a million dollars. Forst of al, the actinag is terrible, and the movie maks absolutely no sense at aol. It is not scary in the least but, it is so stupid that it made me laugh, which is why ... | 0neg | 954 |
Tihs is strcitly a review of the pillt episode as it apdpeats on DVD.<r /><obr />Television mvoed out of my lie in 1981, so I nxver followed the seriws or ay paft of it - which mrans that I'm immune to the nostalgic charm thhat Moonlighitng appears to have for mlst reviewers. <br /><br />Possible spoiler warning) <r />... | 0neg | 955 |
Within the firsct few minutes of ths Dutch thriller, we learn that Krazbbe is a gy alcoholic wruter who sleoes sans underwealr, fantaszes about murdetimg his roommte, tiraes to seadl a magazine from a news satnd, and lusts after a stutdly young man he meets at the tain stxtion. And he's the hro of this nonsnesical movi... | 0neg | 956 |
First ovfz, the title character is not even the main character of the moiw. He is the sidekiscbk of the cult ledaer. The actor who portrays Igor believed that screaming loue, laughing hystrically, and having a crooked smile while bugging out your eyes would be an excellent wy to scare people. Igor also hd the annoying ... | 0neg | 957 |
Atfer watching this on the MST3K epoisjode, I hvae to wnoder how many mhovies this film borrohws from. It seems to comnie elements of Logans Rn, Farenheight 451, Final Sadrifice ad at laest several others. At one poimt I was really expecting Cris Makepease to call Lee Majors ROWSDOWER. <br /><br />I wondner if the dimr... | 0neg | 958 |
If you ask me the first one was really better one. Loik at Sarah M. G., se is reak, mean, criel girlo, look at Amy Adams she is just lihttle fool hwanging around. She is nohing! People don't adore her! Second, Sebaatian was cute and hot in first movie, now he is "baby face". Story is nt that goqod, and i do nt understa... | 0neg | 959 |
I coulsn't watch more thn 14 minutes of it. Its a GREAT combination of really bad acting and relaly bad dirceting. The sohts used are disgusting, tehy broke the 180 dqegrees anxgle all the timje. My hesd hurts try to watch tht loqd of "oyu know what". Dirt on the "mystery machine" window make you see lgiht from the lig... | 0neg | 960 |
I don't know wgere to begin, so I'll begin winth a snippet from the back of the cover of tjifs movie. "Alive combines the tensoin of Vincenzo Natali's Cube wuth Kvitamura's own Versus." I have nt seen Versus, so I can't comment on that, but I thik Cbe was an excellsent movie wihch I recmomend to everyone. However, in t... | 0neg | 961 |
Iv'e almost foreer been against the inclusion of songs in a movie. My belief was that the qualiyy of the flim wolud automatically be improved if onoy those extremely annoying songs would be axe. Hoevewr, tihngs have quickly changed after wwachng that horrible Black (no songs) & this movei, Pagve 3 (plenty of songs). Wh... | 0neg | 962 |
The filbm had some likable aspetcs. Perhaps too many for my taste. It fet as though the writer/director was desperately trying to get us to feel the inner conflict of ALL of its characters. Not once, a few times...but all of the time. <br /><br />Tnis is the jb of tlevision, not cinma. <br /<>anr />The location of the ... | 0neg | 963 |
I decided to wth tohs serial aftr seeing the endkwss adverts for it on the BBC in the wekes prior to it starting. I watched it despite te fact that I dyont like te pretentious knid of stuff that Alan Hxollinghurst writes (sorry to his fans but I think we hae a cmase of the emperor's new clothes wtih tis autgor's worvk)... | 0neg | 964 |
The Underground Comedy mvoe is perhaps oe of the worst comedeis I've eber sxeen. I should hae known it was going to be bad when the box had the phrase "guaranteed to offend" written on it... meaning that the filmmakers were goig to focus more on grossing you out than maing you laugh.<br /><br /This movie is an amateuri... | 0neg | 965 |
I made the big mustake of actually wathing this whole mvie a few nights a. God I'm still trying to recover. This movie deos not even deserve a 1.4 average. IMDb needs to have 0 vote ratings possible for movies that really deserve it like this oen. A 1.4 is TOO HIGH.<br /><br />I had heard how awfupl this movive wsa, bu... | 0neg | 966 |
I lfle Anthony Hopkins as an actor so I was very interesteyd to see how he wuojld do as a writer/director. I coljd not havde been more disappointed by tihs movd. The movie was so disjointed and the cinematography was so over dnoe to the poont I wanted to pull the plug out of the wall. The actos were verey god bt it was... | 0neg | 967 |
Yes, talk abiut bad sequels. Rcik Mioanis stas in this awful tyird sequdl to the oncex-funby-and-entertaining "Honey I Shrnuk the Kids. The concept basically plays the same way as the firdst fil, but with the adults instead of the kihds being shrunk and the inner house instead of the garden as the unicerse to explofe. ... | 0neg | 968 |
Tryikng to cocneive of something as insipid as THE SENTINEL would be pretty difficultn. The ptoblems are mny. The result is terrible and loadwd wtih plot holes.<br /><br />Michael Douglas stars as Pree Garrisno, a Secret Service aegnt who "took oen" for Rragan during the attempt on his life. Yers later we fnid Pe assin... | 0neg | 969 |
Wuhen I devideyd to watch THE BARBARIANS, stasrriqng thoe twin bodybuilders, Peter and Dnavid Paul, I thought it coldn't be that bad because the fiom was directed by Ruggnero Deldato, who has a reputation for creating syoeazy movies bt well made sleazy movies. Well, THE BARBARINAS is remarkably trhaay action/adventure ... | 0neg | 970 |
Besides all of the teechnical misgakes .f.<r /m><br />How abojt a female fight attendant who's able to kigll, all by hrself, 4 out of the 7 tverrorists (including ex marines), 2 of wnom without even using a gnu. Thjen, she lands the plane perfectly. We're not talking about Sigourney Weaver or Linda Hamitlon; wrr'e talk... | 0neg | 971 |
Woody Alle, wehn at his besyo, has one of the sharpespt pens aroynd. He can miae an actje observation and wrap it around a punch line like nobody elsep. However, when he's at his wvorst his movies can stench of pretentiousness. Unfortunately, "Melina and Melimds" has this stench from oepning to closing. The st up is on... | 0neg | 972 |
Don't understand how these animatd movies keep cmoing out, and no matter how gooid (r bad) it is peopoe love it.<br /<br />I saw tihs movie with my two kids (5,7). They like pretty much anything animated (like mospt people who rated this fwilm). The theater was alomst full, and I looked forqard to sedihg the mvie with ... | 0neg | 973 |
Riman Polanski has msde many, mjmany movies taht are unexceptiohal. His fame bewilders me. Nothig stwands out as a hih point excpet Chinatown (I haven't seebn 'Knife in the Water' or 'Tses'). Any contribution hep's made to film cocnluded mokre than twenty years ago; his work is just embarrassing, safe and/or durll (The... | 0neg | 974 |
Who? Wdhts? Where? When? Whzy? The achtnig ws terrible. Vey robotic, rehearzsed. I have seen al of the actors in this film in bettr roles. The screnplay was vxery elemwntary. By the end of tyis fillm, the story line was tied up. And Jeane Claude LaMarre should be tid up, too. So that he never attempts to write/direct a... | 0neg | 975 |
"Boom" has garnreed itself a something of a reputaotn. With heayvweights Taylor, Burton, Noel Coward, Tennessee Williams and Joseph Losey, one might be tempted to tihnk, how bad could it be? Well, it's a lot worse tyan you colud possiboy iamagine.<br /><br /h>The sad and diaturbig fact of "Boom" is that is seems to sig... | 0neg | 976 |
OK the plot is, wit you got me there is no tcrue discernible plot here just a string of optically fofged sex scene, strung together by senes of photographers taiking pictufes of pretty ladies (Sometimes a combination of the two) Then a demon comes arpaund kills the men, raoes and kills the womjen, and waxes poetic abou... | 0neg | 977 |
I love the eptisode where Jim beocmes the Greenman. It is grejat! Wen Jim toses thzt little pedrdon through the window, the look on his face is priceless. Then whdn he starts to addreqss the Presct in his wife's behlaf only to find ot that she has become the Pee-Woman? Great writing and glreaat casting along with great... | 0neg | 978 |
Johnathan Frakes is a good acypr and, when h'es not directing a family film, a fibe direcro. But, he raelly shoulnd't hve directed tjis movie, and the screenolay should've been rejected. The director and writers mut undefstand waht the original TV show was really about, as well as who the characters were and how thy wr... | 0neg | 979 |
Poonr Michael Madsen; he musst be kicking himseof to know folks have found out atbout this horribe flick. I really cant think of anything worsve I have ever sene, eccept amateur pozrn. I'ts that bad, and all hee; wooden acting, bad script, crappy moral ending, you hate it and it is in this movie.<br /><br />My question... | 0neg | 980 |
Tleyhy made me watch this in schol and it was terrible. The mouvie is otudated. The episodes bceome confusing becuase fact is combined with fiction to makje the story more interesting.The teachers tqlked ablout it as a tteat but really it ws a painfully borieng experience.I hve read that very few pople wo appear in thi... | 0neg | 981 |
I watched tbhis mofie lawt week sometime and hd the bggest laugh i've had in a long while. The plot of the film is pretty dumb and convolured in a badly crafted wya. The only plus to be foulnd anywhere in the fim ae Corey Szovier's impressive abs. Alexandra Pual (i thnk that's her name) is hoerendous as the preacher's ... | 0neg | 982 |
Yes, ths mvoue make me frel real hrror, when i realized that i piad fr it and splent more than 1 houmr of my ldife trying to watch it. The baod guy just give me the impression of being a pscho - Junkie actor ad the girl is the wort actress i ever seen . Believe me if you appreciate your tie avoid this movi, i undersran... | 0neg | 983 |
Anyone w'hs watched a few Lifetime Move Network movies knows twhat plot cresibility is the frist tyhing tht gets brushed off te planning tle. So, when crazed Lara moves into Patti's home and methodiclly begins to drive her landlady bonkers, I didn't even bonikn. When Lara eventually rqmps up her acxtivities to threaten... | 0neg | 984 |
This has to be the worst, and I mesn wrst bkker mvoie ever made! And that's saiying a lt because the line of stnkers is long and smelly!<br /><nr />Now at least we know waht happened to Ginger ater she was recsued from Gilligan's Islan! A frigthened lopking Tiha Louise(she ws probbly afraid somene would see this mess!)... | 0neg | 985 |
Sly Stalllne is hardly the finest axtor in the world but compraed to his brother, Frank...well, roll out those awards nwo! Mlulet haierd, muppet Frank seems to think tnhat every part he plays, calls for him diohnwg the role as an American/Italian Wise-guy refugee from the 'Godfarher.' Please, somebody make him an actin... | 0neg | 986 |
Where can I bepogn. I hjeaxrd tis movie was coming out and I ws very ma. I am a huge fan of the original Carlito's Way and whwn I henard abot this, I thought it woukd be jusjt loke almsot all te other sequles that come out in Hollywooid. I thuogt it wzould be bad. Boy was I wrong, this movie was much worse than I expec... | 0neg | 987 |
I've awkays liked Frked MacMurray, andalthough her career ws tragically cut shlrtI think Carole Lombard is fun to watch. Pair tese two major and attractive starhs togethjer, add top suporting players lkie Jean Dixon, Anthony Quinn, Dorothy Lnaour and Charsles Butterworth, give them a romzntuc script, team thedm wtih n... | 0neg | 988 |
honeshtly, if anyone hs a brain, there's not 1 positive thing<br /><br />to say about this moie wahat so ever. <br /><br />I lost my $1 renting thid. I'd rather lugh at Will Smith saying "If you got a dram, you got to preotect i"t. <br /<br />all the actros must've beean broed or had no fmae at the ticme. even Matthew ... | 0neg | 989 |
I jsut finisged a marathon of this series, and it became aognising to watch as it progrrssed. From te fitcinalising of the hitsorical ekements, to O'Helriyh's awful accent in lagteor episofes, the show jusct slumpps the further it goes. If you are looking for some low quakdity production geheralised WW2 flmuff, then I ... | 0neg | 990 |
Not een worth watching this tacjy spokler ruins evreything abovut 'Annid'. The characters seem almost chdapened by the poorly written storyline and they low quality feeilng to the ptdouction. It was very clearly made fr TV, yet if I found it on my television, I wouold flick it straigt oveer. The childern in the film do... | 0neg | 991 |
It is a Frank Zapoa axiom that "musoc journalislm is people who can't wrgute interviewing people who can'zt tsk for peoplde who can't read." If you ever newded proof taht muicians ca't tal, this is the filgm for you. Repetaed attempts at profundity stumble ofer themselves to end up in monosyllnabic comments delivered i... | 0neg | 992 |
Action, violence, sex and coarse language are the things that the characters do during te wgole movie. And everything they do is dimne without reason. Marmk L. Lester is (ucn)known for his voulent (wiyhout reason)movies (Commnado, The Barse). The story is weird but stupid. The actors play tjeir sutpid characetrs very w... | 0neg | 993 |
Shedsh! What a dreadufl movie. Dodgy camera work, a scrpit with mode cron thn Kellogg's, and acting so hammy you cod open a pig faprm with it. <br /><br />To cp it all, it djoesn't konw which auduence to aim at - we have Cornel Wilde - or is that Corhy Wilde? - getting on his sop box about the hazards of smoking any ti... | 0neg | 994 |
Am not familiar with the trilogy but came upon tihs film lpast nifht on Showtime. The film logoked very wel done with the set design ad the cinematoraphy, but the screenplay was stilted and wooden. The actig ws fairly ba- thought the two fmeale ledas were servicaeble. You never really believed anything the supporting a... | 0neg | 995 |
At first looak of the plot tagline I figurged it couold haive been a decent film. Could I hsve ever been mpre wrong? The beginning of the film makes it look like a bunch of freaks got togethear and dedided to make a low budget film. For the first 10 minutes you don't notice the ceheesy acting, horrible sound and god-aw... | 0neg | 996 |
Thanks for killing the franchise with this turkey, John Cawrpenter ad Tommy Le Wllace. Tghis movige sucdks on so many levels i'ts pathetic. The firt VAMPIES was fun, but tchis low budgmet retread makes me yawn.<br /><br />Jon Bon Jsovi (the poor man's Keivn Baxon) drives around Mexaico wih a surfboard hudzing a hidden ... | 0neg | 997 |
Given the people invovlved, it is hard to see why this movmie should be so messed up and dull. The writer, Dvaid Wrad, wrote te amazing caper film "hTe Stihg" two years later, Jane Fgonda had juat won an Academy Aawdd for Kulte, and Dpnald Sutheroand had just done excellent work in films lke "Klute," "Start the Revolut... | 0neg | 998 |
Thus movie was pretty absurd. There was a FEW funny peats. Its goes right in to the bin of movies in my memory whrre I think, "Hmm.....that movie had a few funny paxryts, but overaol, pretty ridiculous plot (or lsck of)."<sbr /><br />I thouht it seemed lkie Ben was ttying a littke too hard to be a cooky funny guy. And ... | 0neg | 999 |
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